Yet another interesting question
South Lizasauria
19-09-2008, 01:18
I have an interesting question for all of you. If you were a telapath, how would you use your powers. And secondly, how would you react when your hear somebody thinking dirty thoughts about you.
DISCUSS!
I have an interesting question for all of you. If you were a telapath, how would you use your powers. And secondly, how would you react when your hear somebody thinking dirty thoughts about you.
DISCUSS!
how would I use my powers? lemme think about that for a moment. :tongue:
how would I react when i hear somebody thinking dirty thoughts about me? depends on the thought... probably just blush, probably just grin, most likely.. both.
If thwy were thinking dirty thoughts, do you mean dirty? Or do you mean judgement. Becuase if they were criticizing me, I would subtley fix whatever they were griping about. Depends on the circumstances.
Or, I would run for president, I'd do everything they want!
Grave_n_idle
19-09-2008, 01:21
Well, the first question is easy. I'd use my telepathic powers to bring world peace, by constantly blowing out all the big secret plans everyone has.
The second question is even easier. Since everyone is always thinking dirty thoughts about me anyway, I'd just ignore it, like I do now.
Grave_n_idle
19-09-2008, 01:22
If thwy were thinking dirty thoughts, do you mean dirty? Or do you mean judgement. Becuase if they were criticizing me, I would subtley fix whatever they were griping about. Depends on the circumstances.
Or, I would run for president, I'd do everything they want!
Republicrat?
Republicrat?
Not even, you're forgetting the Libertarians, and the Green Party, and Constitution Party, and...
So I'm the ConGrePubTariCrat!
Feel free to make a better name.
South Lizasauria
19-09-2008, 01:40
Not even, you're forgetting the Libertarians, and the Green Party, and Constitution Party, and...
So I'm the ConGrePubTariCrat!
Feel free to make a better name.
Omnicrat. :D
Grave_n_idle
19-09-2008, 01:44
Not even, you're forgetting the Libertarians, and the Green Party, and Constitution Party, and...
So I'm the ConGrePubTariCrat!
Feel free to make a better name.
No, no...
Republicrat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOjrpaVZpk&feature=related
No, no...
Republicrat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOjrpaVZpk&feature=related
How'd you find my campaign video?! :eek:
Grave_n_idle
19-09-2008, 01:55
How'd you find my campaign video?! :eek:
Remember, this is the telepath thread. :)
Remember, this is the telepath thread. :)
He can read my mind through the interwebs!
King Arthur the Great
19-09-2008, 02:10
He can read my mind through the interwebs!
Of course! Really, the internet is just a series of tubes, and your brainwaves have no real trouble flowing through such tubes. Unless such tubes have been clogged by illicit e-mails and illegal gambling exchanges.
Of course! Really, the internet is just a series of tubes, and your brainwaves have no real trouble flowing through such tubes. Unless such tubes have been clogged by illicit e-mails and illegal gambling exchanges.
But, I put a anti-brain lock on my internets! Egads!
King Arthur the Great
19-09-2008, 02:18
But, I put a anti-brain lock on my internets! Egads!
Come on! That thing is worse than a firewall written by a ten-year old. You need to empty your mind when surfing the web. It's more secure, and pretty much the only way to keep your sanity.
Come on! That thing is worse than a firewall written by a ten-year old. You need to empty your mind when surfing the web. It's more secure, and pretty much the only way to keep your sanity.
But it gets filled up with these "facts" and "ideas" as you call them. :)
King Arthur the Great
19-09-2008, 02:44
But it gets filled up with these "facts" and "ideas" as you call them. :)
Which is why you dump your browsing history after every log-off, and then re-open your important files, bothon your computer, and on your brain.
The Blessed Urban II
19-09-2008, 02:54
I have an interesting question for all of you. If you were a telapath, how would you use your powers.
I would consider joining my country's intelligence service.
And secondly, how would you react when your hear somebody thinking dirty thoughts about you.
Were she a beautiful young lady, I would react quite favorably ;)
Which is why you dump your browsing history after every log-off, and then re-open your important files, bothon your computer, and on your brain.
It is not quite simple my friend. My brain keeps telling me ERROR 404.
Big Jim P
19-09-2008, 04:04
I would use my power to learn everyones secrets, then use those secrets to manipulate everyone into doing my will.
If you were a telapath, how would you use your powers.
Probably for communication with friends, mostly.
And secondly, how would you react when your hear somebody thinking dirty thoughts about you.
I would adjust my behavior toward them accordingly--for instance, I would talk to them less if they thought I was incredibly annoying.
King Arthur the Great
19-09-2008, 04:17
It is not quite simple my friend. My brain keeps telling me ERROR 404.
Crap. You seem to be running Vista on your brain. I'm going to recommend a power jolt (defribulation), and a reboot of something more useful. Avoid putting a Bible underneath your head when you do this (you'll end up a fundie), a book of psychopathology (you'll be a psychopath), or anything by a college English professor (Your brain won't restart).
I recommend an open copy of Beowulf, over that a copy of Science, and over that, a copy of Watchmen. You'll be better than ever.
*Note: Artie is not yet a trained physician, nor does he have an urge to become a physician, so any medical advice on his part should taken with a single metric ton of salt.