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Phone sex stamina!

Lapse
18-09-2008, 10:51
Source: http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2008/09/11/german-man-could-not-pay-7200-euro/hotel-bill-after-27-hour-phone-sex-marathon.html
€7,200 bill for 27 hours of hotel phone sex

A hotel guest who spent 27 HOURS on the phone with a premium sex hotline couldn't pay his incredible €7,200 bill when he checked out.

Police in Germany have said that the culprit, from Leverkusen, is the same man wanted in Hannover since February, when he checked into a local hotel and ‘forgot’ to pay the bill upon leaving. The Hannover hotel is still owed hundreds of Euros.

BILD met the marathon man of phone sex, Anthony M. (22) for an interview – no dirty talk though.

Anthony explained: “I was sitting in my hotel at night and suddenly became horny, so I called a sex hotline. I did not keep track of time, it was like a movie. I just kept going.”

Even when he had to pause to rub cream on his chafing penis, the tenacious telephoner kept on going.

When hotel workers discovered the horrific bill, they came knocking on Anthony’s door. “They said I have good stamina,” he explained proudly. Then the police came knocking.
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The officials gave Anthony M. a drug test and discovered he had taken methamphetamines and smoked hash. Could this have been the reason for his endless sex fest?

Anthony will make his case in court. His lawyer, Burkhard Benecken (31) said: “The hotel exhibited substantial negligence. If you do not limit guests from accessing high-cost sex hotlines, then you are being careless and should be responsible for any damages.”

We wonder what the judge will have to say about that…

On one hand, I'm weirded out. On the other hand I am sort of jealous... 27 hours! dammit man! I hope you have some good quality lube!

So, in light of that, NSG, I ask you, How long could you be phone-sexing for!

Poll coming!
Yootopia
18-09-2008, 10:53
Aah the Bild. A top-notch paper for the more intellectual German, as shown here.
Lapse
18-09-2008, 10:55
And exported to the courier mail (another brilliant journal of current events!)

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24366442-5013016,00.html
Yootopia
18-09-2008, 10:56
And exported to the courier mail (another brilliant journal of current events!)

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24366442-5013016,00.html
That is a quite frankly amazingly large bill, though. That's like a quarter of a year's earnings for someone with a fairly average office job in the UK.
Barringtonia
18-09-2008, 10:57
Anthony will make his case in court. His lawyer, Burkhard Benecken (31) said: “The hotel exhibited substantial negligence. If you do not limit guests from accessing high-cost sex hotlines, then you are being careless and should be responsible for any damages.”

Lawyer's are fantastic, this reasoning is insane.

Anyway, I doubt I'd last a minute, I couldn't resist making a joke at some point, probably points to some deep sexual insecurity on my part or something but then I also cannot play role-playing games, even normal ones - it's not that I lack imagination, I just can't take these things seriously.
Lapse
18-09-2008, 10:58
It's probably the annual earnings of the poor immigrant cleaner that had to go in and clean up the apartment the next day! Semen as far as the eye can see! Empty boxes of tissues or toilet paper rolls! All the blankets pushed down to the end of the bed!
Yootopia
18-09-2008, 10:59
It's probably the annual earnings of the poor immigrant cleaner that had to go in and clean up the apartment the next day! Semen as far as the eye can see! Empty boxes of tissues or toilet paper rolls! All the blankets pushed down to the end of the bed!
Pfft. I reckon he'll have come about twice, fallen asleep and that's about it :D
Snafturi
18-09-2008, 11:02
Does anyone else get this mental image?
http://files.myopera.com/RWgirl/albums/350451/108_hand_drill_452.jpg
Self-sacrifice
18-09-2008, 11:07
well i think something must be mentally wrong with the guy. Prehaps he can cop out of the bill by declaring the sexhotline at fault for being unaware of the obvious mental problem.

I mean after 1 hour they should suspect something is up.
The second should have the direct question are you alright
The third may require a break for whoever is working (assuming it is not prerecorded)

How the hell did it get to 27 hours.
Yootopia
18-09-2008, 11:08
Does anyone else get this mental image?

http://files.myopera.com/RWgirl/albums/350451/108_hand_drill_452.jpg
No, and I think it speaks volumes about you.
Laerod
18-09-2008, 11:10
Source: http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2008/09/11/german-man-could-not-pay-7200-euro/hotel-bill-after-27-hour-phone-sex-marathon.html


On one hand, I'm weirded out. On the other hand I am sort of jealous... 27 hours! dammit man! I hope you have some good quality lube!

So, in light of that, NSG, I ask you, How long could you be phone-sexing for!

Poll coming!Got any reliable sources for that story?
Snafturi
18-09-2008, 11:22
No, and I think it speaks volumes about you.

I guess it was having a boyfriend that could go at it for hours once upon a time. Eventually, I'd always feel like "Uh, are you trying to start a fire by friction or what?"
Yootopia
18-09-2008, 11:23
I guess it was having a boyfriend that could go at it for hours once upon a time. Eventually, I'd always feel like "Uh, are you trying to start a fire by friction or what?"
Fair enough.
Lapse
18-09-2008, 11:28
Got any reliable sources for that story?

and ruin our fun?
Laerod
18-09-2008, 11:32
and ruin our fun?Just sayin' there's a good chance it's a lie or an eggregious exaggeration. Not gonna click the link and give the good old lies on paper hits.
Marrakech II
18-09-2008, 12:20
The ads are funny in this thread. "Make money chatting on the phone". Shows a semi decent looking girl on the phone chatting. hehe
Laerod
18-09-2008, 12:30
The ads are funny in this thread. "Make money chatting on the phone". Shows a semi decent looking girl on the phone chatting. heheAll I get are ads for hardcore pvp action...
Lapse
18-09-2008, 12:31
The ads are funny in this thread. "Make money chatting on the phone". Shows a semi decent looking girl on the phone chatting. hehe

http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

oh yeah, she(?) does it for me alright!
Soleichunn
18-09-2008, 13:01
All I get are ads for hardcore pvp action..
Maybe it recognises that both things have grinding in common?

... Now I have an ad for 'BlackScene' at the top bar, and an ad for (EDIT: Correct name now) 'Fosaken-Farmers' in the middle...
Laerod
18-09-2008, 13:38
Maybe it recognises that both things have grinding in common?

... Now I have an ad for 'BlackScene' at the top bar, and an ad for PowerLeveling in the middle...Well, I got hotel rooms in London... I can actually see why, since the quoted article mentions a hotel. Now it's asking me if I want to quit my job.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-09-2008, 14:10
Did he keep talking to the same person for 27 hours? I think that's enough to qualify for a common law marriage in some parts of the US.
Soleichunn
18-09-2008, 14:27
A little bit from a banner ad I found funny (farmers one): http://i37.tinypic.com/300bl7o.png
Khadgar
18-09-2008, 14:33
http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

oh yeah, she(?) does it for me alright!

That's a man. Note the stubble.... I hope.
Skaladora
18-09-2008, 16:24
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just hire a hooker for the night? I mean, 7 thousand euros... I'd think there'd be better ways to spend that sum. Just think of all the porn, or all the 20$ blowjobs!
Call to power
18-09-2008, 16:49
I wonder what they talked about...I mean if I had the money I'd love to have a chat just to see how they got there and what the work is like

do you think they would have any good recipes?
Trotskylvania
18-09-2008, 17:25
I wonder what they talked about...I mean if I had the money I'd love to have a chat just to see how they got there and what the work is like

do you think they would have any good recipes?

You are incorrigible. :p
Bitchkitten
18-09-2008, 17:28
I'm glad I never had to pay for phone sex. I'm horny but poor.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
18-09-2008, 17:40
http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg



........................ Mum?!?
Clomata
18-09-2008, 17:47
I talked with this one girl from Texas for like six hours once.
She just had an amazing voice and it gave me aural pleasure to listen to.
JuNii
18-09-2008, 17:54
everyone's talking about him... what about her? 27 hours... can you imagine what was running though her mind?
besides the ring of the cash register.
:p

Edit: and no, I've never done Phone Sex. so I can't tell you how long I could go.
The Parkus Empire
18-09-2008, 18:13
Did he keep talking to the same person for 27 hours? I think that's enough to qualify for a common law marriage in some parts of the US.

Or divorce, in other parts.
Trans Fatty Acids
18-09-2008, 19:21
The ads are funny in this thread. "Make money chatting on the phone". Shows a semi decent looking girl on the phone chatting. hehe

For some reason all the ads I'm getting on this thread are for Viva Piñata. It's creating a weird connection in my mind...
Conserative Morality
18-09-2008, 20:18
Or divorce, in other parts.

/threadwin.:tongue:
Vetalia
18-09-2008, 20:21
I wish I had 7,000 euros to throw around.
Hachihyaku
18-09-2008, 20:39
Who has phone sex these days? :confused:
Zilam
18-09-2008, 20:58
Anyway, I doubt I'd last a minute, oh! A one minute man!



I couldn't resist making a joke at some point, probably points to some deep sexual insecurity on my part or something but then I also cannot play role-playing games, even normal ones - it's not that I lack imagination, I just can't take these things seriously.

Suuuuure. We believe that is the reason...not ;)
Poliwanacraca
18-09-2008, 21:00
Who has phone sex these days? :confused:

People in long-distance relationships.

Also, apparently, extremely horny guys in hotels.
Neesika
18-09-2008, 21:20
Who has phone sex these days? :confused:

*raises hand*

I'd rather have him there in person of course, but getting off together on over the phone is better than just plain old masturbation.
Vetalia
18-09-2008, 21:49
*raises hand*

I'd rather have him there in person of course, but getting off together on over the phone is better than just plain old masturbation.

I think the better question is who spends 7,000 Euros on phone sex in Germany?

I mean, couldn't you just get a prostitute for that kind of money...Europe always seemed like the kind of place where the options are more varied than here in the States. Hell, you could do a lot with 7,000 Euros, and assuming this guy could actually afford it I imagine he could do even more with the rest of his funds.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-09-2008, 23:10
I think the better question is who spends 7,000 Euros on phone sex in Germany?

I mean, couldn't you just get a prostitute for that kind of money...Europe always seemed like the kind of place where the options are more varied than here in the States. Hell, you could do a lot with 7,000 Euros, and assuming this guy could actually afford it I imagine he could do even more with the rest of his funds.
Yeah, but prostitutes get really whinny when you lock the doors and refuse to let them leave for over 24 hours. Words like "kidnapping" and "psychopath" start getting thrown around, and suddenly no one wants to visit your house anymore.
RhynoD
18-09-2008, 23:30
My stamina is classified. http://209.85.48.8/2723/19/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

But if you ask the right people they might tell you.
Lapse
19-09-2008, 09:19
Yeah, but prostitutes get really whinny when you lock the doors and refuse to let them leave for over 24 hours. Words like "kidnapping" and "psychopath" start getting thrown around, and suddenly no one wants to visit your house anymore.

Oh my! someone hired a pair of strippers dressed as police for me :$ :D
Zombie PotatoHeads
19-09-2008, 09:35
I wish I had 7,000 euros to throw around.
After 27 hours choking the chicken, I doubt he's got the energy or wrist strength left to throw anything around.