This bothers me more than the dohnut question
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 19:19
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it, then turn it back to a corpse then eat it then tranform his leavings back into a corpse, then transform it into a pregnant woman then have some sex with it.
What is he doing? :eek:
donut question (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565996)
Second question: you discover the greatest arsenal ever in his back yard but being the crazy man he is he leaves the door open with a sign reading "please do not loot". Within in there are weapons and materials of all sorts. With access to any weapon or object acquirable on earth what would you do to the deranged mad scientist?
Wilgrove
14-09-2008, 19:21
Give me the drugs....
Der Volkenland
14-09-2008, 19:21
Bestial child necrophilia maybe? Whatever it is, it's illegal under Sharia law.
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it...
What is he doing? :eek:Producing a new movie written by Michael Moore and directed by Oliver Stone?
Holy Cheese and Shoes
14-09-2008, 19:22
morpho-necro-paedo-cano-pupa-philia?
EDIT: I knew studying Latin would come in handy for something
Der Volkenland
14-09-2008, 19:23
No, arachnomorphonecropaedocanopupaphilia!
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 19:24
Give me the drugs....
How many times must I tell you people. I don't need any, in fact I need WAAAAAY less than saintB because the stuff I come up with is funkier!
For example:
Office buildings should have ejection seats and so should brothels, and those who come up with Japanese gameshows must become the defense ministers for various nations (preferably the ones with more muscle) ;)
Holy Cheese and Shoes
14-09-2008, 19:25
No, arachnomorphonecropaedocanopupaphilia!
what - where's the spider?
Der Volkenland
14-09-2008, 19:26
what - where's the spider?
You don't wanna know...
The Alma Mater
14-09-2008, 19:26
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it...
What is he doing? :eek:
Were the child and dog alive when the transformation occured ? If so, he created life from non-life and must be God. Who are we to question ?
But if we would, he would be a murderer when he turned the doggie formerly known as child into plastic. A murderer who masturbates.
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 19:27
Were the child and dog alive when the transformation occured ? If so, he created life from non-life and must be God. Who are we to question ?
But if we would, he would be a murderer. Who masturbates.
I should have made this clearer in the OP, the child and dog were alive. :eek:
I think that's what we call beating a dead anthropomorphic plastic horse.
Der Volkenland
14-09-2008, 19:31
This thread reminds me of a joke I once heard...
Tmutarakhan
14-09-2008, 19:47
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it, then turn it back to a corpse then eat it then tranform his leavings back into a corpse, then transform it into a pregnant woman then have some sex with it.
What is he doing?Just screwing around.
Just screwing around.
Or hedging his fetish bets.
Dinaverg
14-09-2008, 19:52
Oh, I'm so going to do all that just to screw with you.
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 19:56
Oh, I'm so going to do all that just to screw with you.
How? Mankind has not yet advanced far enough within the field of quantum physics or chemistry to create such a tranformation.
Conserative Morality
14-09-2008, 19:58
How? Mankind has not yet advanced far enough within the field of quantum physics or chemistry to create such a tranformation.
That's what you think.:wink:
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 20:02
That's what you think.:wink:
:eek::$
Lunatic Goofballs
14-09-2008, 20:31
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it, then turn it back to a corpse then eat it then tranform his leavings back into a corpse, then transform it into a pregnant woman then have some sex with it.
What is he doing? :eek: Recycling. *nod*
Second question: you discover the greatest arsenal ever in his back yard but being the crazy man he is he leaves the door open with a sign reading "please do not loot". Within in there are weapons and materials of all sorts. With access to any weapon or object acquirable on earth what would you do to the deranged mad scientist?
Offer my assistance.
Dinaverg
14-09-2008, 20:35
How? Mankind has not yet advanced far enough within the field of quantum physics or chemistry to create such a tranformation.
Sez you. I've a few extra parts left over from dismantling a treadmill, I could manage it.
Gun Manufacturers
14-09-2008, 20:36
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it, then turn it back to a corpse then eat it then tranform his leavings back into a corpse, then transform it into a pregnant woman then have some sex with it.
What is he doing? :eek:
donut question (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565996)
Second question: you discover the greatest arsenal ever in his back yard but being the crazy man he is he leaves the door open with a sign reading "please do not loot". Within in there are weapons and materials of all sorts. With access to any weapon or object acquirable on earth what would you do to the deranged mad scientist?
http://jadn.com/~bob/audio/sadstrange.wav
South Lizasauria
14-09-2008, 20:52
http://jadn.com/~bob/audio/sadstrange.wav
Well then logically speaking everybody else who has ever posted threads of this one's likeness (anybody with a brain or without bias will know that that group isn't limited to just me) is also sad and strange.
If a deranged mad scientist were to transform a male corpse into a child then from a child into a dog then into a blow up doll then has sex with it, then turn it back to a corpse then eat it then tranform his leavings back into a corpse, then transform it into a pregnant woman then have some sex with it.
What is he doing? :eek:
donut question (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565996)
Second question: you discover the greatest arsenal ever in his back yard but being the crazy man he is he leaves the door open with a sign reading "please do not loot". Within in there are weapons and materials of all sorts. With access to any weapon or object acquirable on earth what would you do to the deranged mad scientist?
I bow to an obviously somewhat more or less equally screwed up mental state to mine own.
I would have to say that he must be recycling.
I'd just borrow a couple of thermo nukes...
gah, thats what I get for not reading the whole thread.. LG said the same thing :(
Blouman Empire
15-09-2008, 07:49
SL two questions, how much and where can I get them?
[NS]Cerean
15-09-2008, 08:31
Having a good time
Ardchoille
15-09-2008, 10:15
This and further mad scientist threads will be vaporised by the Iridescent Twinkling Purple Death Ray of Modly Despammification.
South Lizasauria, if you keep walking round wearing that giant 'I heart spam threads' bullseye I'm gonna be tempted into a round of Infractionball.