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It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory. As suggested in another thread McCain dies at the innaguration of natural causes. Palin is quickly sworn in. Who does she pick as VP of the United States?

Ted Hagee or Rod Parsley.

Ted Hagee or Rod Parsley.

lol, you are a quick one grasshopper.

Edit: Remember Rod Parsley withdrew his support for McCain.

Someone less experienced than her. Maybe Gary Coleman is available. :D

Someone less experienced than her. Maybe Gary Coleman is available. :D

Watcha talkin bout Willis?

http://blog.doctissimo.fr/php/blog/monenfance/images/gary-coleman.jpg

Doesn't there need to be another vote for the VP? If not why not? And why is it allowed?

Anyway she would nominate a black man.

Hillary Clinton? No, my real guess is Daffy Duck.

As already spelled out in another thread it goes like this. She nominates someone for VP. Congress has to approve her nomination or she has to pick another one until they approve of that person.

Jeb.

I don't think she's the kind of person to share the stage, she'd nominate a complete nobody.

I suspect the cycle will turn against the Republicans, it's not over til the fat lady sings and she's not even arrived at the dressing room yet.

Jeb.

Trying to think how the voting in congress would go on that one. :p

Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee

He may get enough votes for approval.

Mike Huckabee

Gary Coleman scares me less.

Hell, Gary Busey scares me less! :p

Gary Coleman scares me less.

Hell, Gary Busey scars me less! :p

Gary Busey? How about Nick Nolte!

Could you imagine Nick Nolte as our VP! Damn that would be great for state dinners and meet and greets at the UN.


http://www.throwmyshoe.org/images/nicknoltedui.jpg

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory. As suggested in another thread McCain dies at the innaguration of natural causes. Palin is quickly sworn in. Who does she pick as VP of the United States?

Former popular Republican Governor Jeb Bush.

Gary Busey? How about Nick Nolte!

Could you imagine Nick Nolte as our VP! Damn that would be great for state dinners and meet and greets at the UN.


http://www.throwmyshoe.org/images/nicknoltedui.jpg

Hmm...

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/pumpkin/gary-busey-teeth.jpg

I think we need a vote afterall... :p

Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, seriously, because you ''Can't hurt Ahnold!''. I would pay money to see him do an ''I approve this message'' commercial.

Former popular Republican Governor Jeb Bush.

Bingo.

Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, seriously, because you ''Can't hurt Ahnold!''. I would pay money to see him do an ''I approve this message'' commercial.

While nice its a shame is is ineligible.

Former popular Republican Governor Jeb Bush.

Yeah and then she dies just before inauguration so then when people say we have four more years of bush it is actually true.

Who's the current mayor of Wasilla?

Who's the current mayor of Wasilla?

A moose.

Yeah and then she dies just before inauguration so then when people say we have four more years of bush it is actually true.

Literally true perhaps, but Jeb is a wise man. "Bush the Wise," they'll say:

http://rerevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jeb-bush.jpg

A moose.

Don't forget the side kick squirrel.

Literally true perhaps, but Jeb is a wise man. "Bush the Wise," they'll say:

http://rerevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jeb-bush.jpg

:eek: OMG!! He's going critical!!

*runs*

:eek: OMG!! He's going critical!!

*runs*

Relax, it's just the thousand points of light he inherited from his father.

Don't forget the side kick squirrel.

http://s188.photobucket.com/albums/z187/shinebox72/videos%20of%20us%20all/?action=view&current=RagingBullwinkle.flv

Literally true perhaps, but Jeb is a wise man. "Bush the Wise," they'll say:

http://rerevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jeb-bush.jpg

WTF?
Is Jeb Bush currently under the control of Sam Beckett who is now making the leap from Jeb to the next body because we all know the next leap won't be his last.

Former popular Republican Florida Governor Jeb Bush.

Yeah and then she dies just before inauguration so then when people say we have four more years of bush it is actually true.

Then President Jeb Bush names former popular Republican Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee as Vice President.

McCain Palin
Palin Bush
Bush Huckabee
Huckabee ?

lol, you are a quick one grasshopper.

Edit: Remember Rod Parsley withdrew his support for McCain.

How is "Rod Parsley" not some kind of combination cooking show host and porn star?

How is "Rod Parsley" not some kind of combination cooking show host and porn star?

Uhh, he is..... of course when he isn't preaching.

Relax, it's just the thousand points of light he inherited from his father.

:eek: AIEEE!!!! *runs faster*

How is "Rod Parsley" not some kind of combination cooking show host and porn star?

Porn cooking show, where they cook the food and then eat it off of each other's genitals.

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory.
It does? Not to me. I see them as being pretty much tied at the moment.

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory. As suggested in another thread McCain dies at the innaguration of natural causes. Palin is quickly sworn in. Who does she pick as VP of the United States?Huckabee.

Ron Paul

As already spelled out in another thread it goes like this. She nominates someone for VP. Congress has to approve her nomination or she has to pick another one until they approve of that person.
Ha! Now that would be funny to watch.

Ha! Now that would be funny to watch.

Eh not really, if we get a Democrat controlled congress, it'd go like this.

Palin picks VP
VP goes to Congress
Republicans and Democrats bitch
Democrats eventually gives in
Palin starts war with Iran
Idiots vote for Republican controlled congress in '10, not realizing that it's going to suck more if they do.

she would want someone experienced but as conservative as she is.

rick santorum.

Obama

Huckabee. Just for the lols.

Former popular Republican Florida Governor Jeb Bush.



Then President Jeb Bush names former popular Republican Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee as Vice President.

McCain Palin
Palin Bush
Bush Huckabee
Huckabee ?


huckabee rules alone as god emperor... forever... possibly in the body of a giant sandworm.

Huckabee. Just for the lols.

No way, Obama for the lols. It would be a perfect bipartisan choice! :)

No way, Obama for the lols. It would be a perfect bipartisan choice! :)
Not sure they'd actually agree on anything, though, and if she somehow died in office, having the Dems in charge would be a bit of a kick in the teeth for Republican voters.

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory. As suggested in another thread McCain dies at the innaguration of natural causes. Palin is quickly sworn in. Who does she pick as VP of the United States?
It doesn't matter, we're all fucked if that happens.

a moronic religious nut.
that way we get a pair

Porn cooking show, where they cook the food and then eat it off of each other's genitals.

NOW yer talkin'.

Zombie Regan or Fred Phelps

she would want someone experienced but as conservative as she is.

rick santorum.

What about Pat Buchanan?

What about Pat Buchanan?
pat has too much personality.

pat has too much personality.

He could get a lobotomy first.

They might just go whole-hog evangelist. Pat Robertson.

Jesus?

Nah. Too liberal. :p

Jesus?

Nah. Too liberal. :p

Nah.

Jesus'd be in Guantanamo being "interrogated" on what Al'Qaeda/The Taliban was up to in the Middle East and where Bin Ladin/Mullah Omar was hiding.

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory.

Will you people calm down already? Palin's novelty will wear off in about three weeks. So will McCain's post-convention bounce. Not to mention, again, "likely voters" only count the people who voted in the last election, and Obama is very good at GOTV operations. There are three debates to go, which both Obama and Biden are poised to win. Relax. They will not succeed at bringing about the Apocalypse.

Will you people calm down already? Palin's novelty will ear off in about three weeks. So will McCain's post-convention bounce. Not to mention, again, "likely voters" only count the people who voted in the last election, and Obama is very good at GOTV operations. There are three debates to go, which both Obama and Biden are poised to win. Relax. They will not succeed at bringing about the Apocalypse.

Not to pick on you because you are not the first to miss the point. Just to clear it up and move forward from here.

The opening post is for alternate historically purposes only. This in no way reflects the current political climate but suggests a scenerio in which the question can be asked.

Not to pick on you

MOMMY! HE'S PICKING ON ME!!! THE TOBACCO-ADDICTED BABOON IS PICKING ON ME!

(Had to be done) :p

pat has too much personality.

And too MANY personalitIES too.

She would nominate me, and why not? I would be very good at protecting the space time continuum.

Porn cooking show, where they cook the food and then eat it off of each other's genitals.

That'd be interesting with homemade chocolate syrup...

She would nominate me, and why not? I would be very good at protecting the space time continuum.
you would be an inspired choice.

whoever you are.

are you 35 or older?

Porn cooking show, where they cook the food and then eat it off of each other's genitals.

"Lick It, Suck It, Eat It. Late Night, only on the Food Channel."

you would be an inspired choice.

whoever you are.

are you 35 or older?

If he's not, I'll donate some of my years to him.

you would be an inspired choice.

whoever you are.

are you 35 or older?
I can pretend to be, or the year could be legally changed to 2022, whichever is easier.

They might just go whole-hog evangelist. Pat Robertson.
He doesn't really have experience in politics. Experience in being a jackhole, yes.

He could get a lobotomy first.
you know what is sad?

i see pat on msnbc quite often and these days he comes off as a SANE conservative! that is how far the right has sunk

I can pretend to be, or the year could be legally changed to 2022, whichever is easier.

I THINK pretending is easier.

I THINK pretending is easier.

Sometimes it is, sometimes not.

It appears the Obama train is off the tracks and McCain/Palin ticket is on it's way to victory. As suggested in another thread McCain dies at the innaguration of natural causes. Palin is quickly sworn in. Who does she pick as VP of the United States?

Ok, Obama is no where near beat yet. Unfortunately, news coverage of polls, and national polls themselves, can be some what misleading.


Remember, elections are decided by electoral votes, or which there are a set number per state. It matches up fairly close to population, but one can lose the popular vote and still win the White House. Not the most democratic of systems, but their it is.

Now, last I heard, Obama was about even with McCain in national polls. However, the electoral college math is heavilly in his favor. Also, the last batch of opinion polls that had them neck and neck was around the conclusion of the GOP convention, or shortly after, so a McCain bump was a given.

It is not over for Obama, though the GOP would certainly like that opinion to be held by the voting public. Maybe if people think Obama's doomed, they'll throw in the towl, stop donating, and even stay home on election day. Talk about a self-fullfilling proffecy.

They might just go whole-hog evangelist. Pat Robertson.

In that case we will essentially have a Christian equivallent to Iran with nuclear weapons. Given the prevellance of end times beleifs on both sides, their will likely be a war which will be interpereted as the fulfilment of Revellations. The sad, terribly unjust irony being that the people starting the war will be the ones who die happy, given they'll think they're going to meet Jesus/Allah.

Or we could overthrow the Government. I suspect that will become a disturbingly popular idea if this senario plays out.

In that case we will essentially have a Christian equivallent to Iran with nuclear weapons. Given the prevellance of end times beleifs on both sides, their will likely be a war which will be interpereted as the fulfilment of Revellations. The sad, terribly unjust irony being that the people starting the war will be the ones who die happy, given they'll think they're going to meet Jesus/Allah.

Or we could overthrow the Government. I suspect that will become a disturbingly popular idea if this senario plays out.

I don't think it's going to be a popular idea. I think it will become reality :(

Although really, it may be better than the alternative.

I don't think it's going to be a popular idea. I think it will become reality :(

Although really, it may be better than the alternative.

Its not nearly that bad yet, and doesn't have to be for a long time if people recognize where their country is heading and go for Obama. Besides, if revolution becomes nessisary, then both the citizens and the government have already failed in their responsibillities. Remember, revolutionaries to often become like those they overthrew.

And in case any Secret Service or CIA guys are reading this, I am not planning or advocating violent rebellion.

Ok, Obama is no where near beat yet. Unfortunately, news coverage of polls, and national polls themselves, can be some what misleading.


Remember, elections are decided by electoral votes, or which there are a set number per state. It matches up fairly close to population, but one can lose the popular vote and still win the White House. Not the most democratic of systems, but their it is.

Now, last I heard, Obama was about even with McCain in national polls. However, the electoral college math is heavilly in his favor. Also, the last batch of opinion polls that had them neck and neck was around the conclusion of the GOP convention, or shortly after, so a McCain bump was a given.

It is not over for Obama, though the GOP would certainly like that opinion to be held by the voting public. Maybe if people think Obama's doomed, they'll throw in the towl, stop donating, and even stay home on election day. Talk about a self-fullfilling proffecy.

Damn, some of you guys dont get satire even if it hit you on the head. Read through the postings and you would have got it. ;)

Damn, some of you guys dont get satire even if it hit you on the head. Read through the postings and you would have got it. ;)

Regardless of your intent, if I could misinterperate it, so could others. Thus, my response was nessisary to clarify the Obama Campaign's current status.

Tina Fey

A another version of my recent posts.

Former popular Republican Governor Jeb Bush of Florida.

Former popular Republican Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas.

Current popular Republican Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana. Who would have Rush Limbaugh jumping for joy.

McCain Palin :
Palin Jeb Bush
Palin Huckabee
Palin Jindal

Regardless of your intent, if I could misinterperate it, so could others. Thus, my response was nessisary to clarify the Obama Campaign's current status.

It was already clarified early in the thread.

It was already clarified early in the thread.

Sorry if I annoyed you. Maybe I should have read more thouroughly(I really wasn't aware of this), but its a small matter, and frankly I think one more voice deffending Obama can't hurt matters.