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walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Earphones.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

The emperor of Krepachistan.

DISCUSS!

Beetroot.

I'd tell this old man to check his glasses, because I am in fact a man, and a rather fine specimen of one if I do say so myself.

EDIT: Forgot question 2. It's probably already happened somewhere. When this becomes a common occurence will either be in an episode of Futurama or a world where such rich gentlemen no longer exist.

Earphones.



The emperor of Krepachistan.



Beetroot.

That wouldn't stop the gender confused rich guy from trying to impregnate you. :confused: Eh. I did ask for personal preference.

Run down the street screaming "No bubba no I am not your bitch anymore!"

That wouldn't stop the gender confused rich guy from trying to impregnate you. :confused: Eh. I did ask for personal preference.

Bearnaise sauce please.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I would probably take out a shotgun and ask him to withdraw that statement. :eek::D:wink:

I'd say "I'll happily have sex with you, but I'll pass on the whole 'pregnancy' thing."

Bearnaise sauce please.

Now what kind of flavor impregnation would you like?

I'd tell this old man to check his glasses, because I am in fact a man, and a rather fine specimen of one if I do say so myself.

This would work most of the time and he'd probably say "bugger, I need my eyes checked" and moves on. But then what would you do in a worst case scenario where said rich man is slightly off his rocker and says"hey men can get pregnant too *winks again*"

I'd tell him a beautiful story involving birds, bees and why men can't get pregnant. Then I'd ask for payment for the clarification.

After I pulled myself up off the floor, having rolled around in helpless hysterical laughter for a good half hour, I would ask him what drugs he was on because I wanted some. If he persisted, I might call the authorities and ask them to bring tranks because this guy is clearly looney tunes.

This would work most of the time and he'd probably say "bugger, I need my eyes checked" and moves on. But then what would you do in a worst case scenario where said rich man is slightly off his rocker and says"hey men can get pregnant too *winks again*"

Well, I'd find a strong, burly gay biker to test the theory on the rich man in question. :tongue:

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.


Tell him that he's welcome to come home with me and try all night to make that happen. (it won't since I'm a man, but it sure would be a fun night)
Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

not soon enough

So someone good looking and rich wants sex. :hail::hail:

Of course I would do it. There is the whole personality issue. But if they are rich enough you can just have a fake marriage in a mansion where you can sleep with the maid.

After I pulled myself up off the floor, having rolled around in helpless hysterical laughter for a good half hour, I would ask him what drugs he was on because I wanted some. If he persisted, I might call the authorities and ask them to bring tranks because this guy is clearly looney tunes.

But his guards and money would get him out. :eek:

put myself on ebay.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters. I think I would have to explain to him the basic facts of biology and the lack of scientific advances in the area of making men pregnant.

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?Why should society need to break down (any further) for it?
I don't understand the question.

I would explain to him the apocalyptic prophesy that would come to fruition should I have a fourth child and that for the sake of all humanity, I've taken the bullets out of my gun. :p

I would explain to him the apocalyptic prophesy that would come to fruition should I have a fourth child and that for the sake of all humanity, I've taken the bullets out of my gun. :p

What if he offered to reload your gun. :eek:

Tell him I have better things to do with my life than mother his hypothetical children.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!
i would laugh nervously and hope he went away.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!
1. I'd tell him that I'm flattered, but society hasn't advacned that far into the field of transexual operations, and that I don't roll like that anyhow.

2. Whenever it turns out (If ever) that we currently have too few people.

Wasn't there a movie like this, except with just sex and no pregnancy? Damned if I can recall the name...wait, Indecent Proposal, wasn't it?

Ask him if he failed biology.

Wasn't there a movie like this, except with just sex and no pregnancy? Damned if I can recall the name...wait, Indecent Proposal, wasn't it?
yes but in that movie the handsome rich guy offered MONEY and not for reproduction--only for sex.
why would any woman (or man. especially man) want to be impregnated by a stranger?

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I'd tell him I'm not queer and to go fuc.. off.

yes but in that movie the handsome rich guy offered MONEY and not for reproduction--only for sex.
why would any woman (or man. especially man) want to be impregnated by a stranger?

I never said he asked:confused: he merely sated that he wanted to make you pregnant.

I never said he asked:confused: he merely sated that he wanted to make you pregnant.
well thats just creepy then isnt it.

well thats just creepy then isnt it.

Yup, sure is creepy.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

First I would ask how well he knows his human anatomy. Then I would ask how much he's willing to pay me

Would have been better if the question was asked if the guy was fugly and rich. We all know that if a guy is very handsome and rich they have women throwing themselves at him. That kind of guy has to keep from getting women pregnant.

Would have been better if the question was asked if the guy was fugly and rich. We all know that if a guy is very handsome and rich they have women throwing themselves at him. That kind of guy has to keep from getting women pregnant.
I prefer funny and smart to handsome and rich.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I'd ask him if science had indeed progressed that far since my midmorning nap. And then I'd ask for his NAMBLA card.

I prefer funny and smart to handsome and rich.
im pretty sure that funny, buff, handsome, smart, well dressed and suave wouldnt make any difference if he came up to you and said "i want to make you pregnant"

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!
Wink back and say, "if you don't leave me alone, I'm going to make you dead."

I'd assume it was part of some moronic inside joke among hipsters and instinctively smash in his stupid face.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I don't see how this question is directed at male posters. Homosexuality and pregnancy are two different things, and men cannot get pregnant no matter what price the person is willing to pay.

Reaction of such a statement will probably involve an initial shock, and upon confirming that the person was not making a sick joke, to decide on rather I will walk away or kill him. The combination of rich and demand for homosexual acts isn't something I can take lightly. There is a good chance of me committing murder on such a day.

Don't see it to ever be possible for such an occurrence, at least not in the direction that current politics are going here in the US.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.
Look at them uneasily for a bit, ask them for a drink to get things started off, down it and run.

I don't see how this question is directed at male posters. Homosexuality and pregnancy are two different things, and men cannot get pregnant no matter what price the person is willing to pay.

Reaction of such a statement will probably involve an initial shock, and upon confirming that the person was not making a sick joke, to decide on rather I will walk away or kill him. The combination of rich and demand for homosexual acts isn't something I can take lightly. There is a good chance of me committing murder on such a day.

Don't see it to ever be possible for such an occurrence, at least not in the direction that current politics are going here in the US.

He could have secretly created a device that allows male impregnation, he could be an alien (like the Magog from Andromeda, they impregnate both males and females), he could be insane, high, and drunk. The possibilities go on. :p:eek:

I already have a handsome rich man who will have sex with me without making me pregnant. I win.

I think I'd probably ask for clarification.

I think I'd probably ask for clarification.

Rich man: *grabs both your arms and gives you a nutty look* I WANT TO MAKE YOU PREGNANT! NOW!!!!

Earphones.

The emperor of Krepachistan.

Beetroot.
Yeah, that's about the only way to respond to these fucking threads.

Yeah, that's about the only way to respond to these fucking threads.

You must be blind, can you not see that others have posted adequate responses?

You must be blind, can you not see that others have posted adequate responses?

I don't understand why you have to try to insult me and call me blind. I mean, obviously I'm not blind since I'm reading this, but it doesn't feel very nice having someone suggest that I have mental issues related to my visual perception and besides you don't even know me well enough to make those sorts of judgments and I don't appreciate the way you tried to belittle me just because I thought that this thread was made of fail. :mad:

I don't understand why you have to try to insult me and call me blind. I mean, obviously I'm not blind since I'm reading this, but it doesn't feel very nice having someone suggest that I have mental issues related to my visual perception and besides you don't even know me well enough to make those sorts of judgments and I don't appreciate the way you tried to belittle me just because I thought that this thread was made of fail. :mad:
I wuv you :$

The expression "run screaming into the night" comes most readily to mind.

Tell him he has to take me to dinner first.

At the end of the date, if he still dosen't know i'm a guy, ask how much he's paying.

It's not gay if you don't enjoy it.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080927/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pregnant_grandfather;_ylt=Anr1MCBTHISeOvKmu._7zQguQE4F




I'd tell him "sorry mate, I'm not gay, but I'd be happy to play with your grand-daughter if she's hot"

Money is money.

Money is money.

Dunno about that, for some reason the shops won't take Monopoly money...

I'd say, sorry mate I don't, but that person is interested *points at Neesika, walks away giggling*

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I'd have to inform him that I don't go that way, and that human reproduction (last time I checked) doesn't work with 2 guys.

I'd have to inform him that I don't go that way, and that human reproduction (last time I checked) doesn't work with 2 guys.

The Governator disagrees.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e2/Juniorposter.jpg/406px-Juniorposter.jpg

The Governator disagrees.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e2/Juniorposter.jpg/406px-Juniorposter.jpg

You know, I couldn't watch that entire movie, as it was pretty crappy.

You know, I couldn't watch that entire movie, as it was pretty crappy.

I wonder if he realizes now just how crappy a lot of his movies from the early 90s were. I just watched part of "Last Action Hero" the other day. Terrible!

I wonder if he realizes now just how crappy a lot of his movies from the early 90s were. I just watched part of "Last Action Hero" the other day. Terrible!

I liked Total Recall, T2, True Lies, and Eraser (all done in the 90's), but I do agree that he had some real losers in the mix as well. Honestly, I don't think he cares about that anymore. He's made his money from movies, and now he's a politician.

I liked Total Recall, T2, True Lies, and Eraser (all done in the 90's), but I do agree that he had some real losers in the mix as well. Honestly, I don't think he cares about that anymore. He's made his money from movies, and now he's a politician.

Likely not, but I just wonder if he looks back and says "Wow, I can't believe they paid me for those".

Well he had to have a period between being a big dumb Kraut with muscles and a big actor with muscles.

that period pretty much encompasses the 90's while he was still learning to get along with out the studio dubbing over the german :P

Rich man: *grabs both your arms and gives you a nutty look* I WANT TO MAKE YOU PREGNANT! NOW!!!!

Yeah, that would require still further clarification. My primary questions would be as follows:

1. What?
2. What?
3. How?

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.
ok... how would he get a male pregnant?

and the answer would be no.

walked up to you, winked at you then said "I want to make you pregnant!"? What would you do? This question is directed at both male and female posters.

Second question:

How much time in your opinion must pass for society to breakdown to the point where such an occurrence is possible?

DISCUSS!

I'd tell him to fuck off.
I might consider sex, but definitely not pregnancy.
I'd say it's utterly possible today... it's amazing what kind of gits you can meet.

ok... how would he get a male pregnant?

and the answer would be no.


I guess it would require some serious operations and medical treatment beforehand...

Money is money.
Did he offer money? the OP doesn't state he said "I'll pay you to have me make you pregnant..."

I guess it would require some serious operations and medical treatment beforehand...

Still no. he won't have enough money to make me even consider it.

Well, I would ask him how much he is paying. Then I would insist he pay for the expenses associated with the artificial insemination - if the price was right. He can keep the damn kid too.

Did he offer money? the OP doesn't state he said "I'll pay you to have me make you pregnant..."

I think the implication is that if he does make you pregnant, you can sue the living daylight out of him for child support.

I would walk away, wondering if the man was blind.

well i'd be a bit worried, and also a bit curious as to how he proposed to do this, particularly the part about what happens if and when such a pregnancy, were it somehow engineered, arrived at term.

for what its worth, i'm already convinced there is a major surplus, and not a shortage at all, of humans on the face of planet earth.

well i suppose if i could chainge physical gender as well as form, its something i'm not awair of any of my previous lives, but then not having actual memories of them, well, there's nothing i'm not to some degree curious about.

i'd much rather see all human fertility LOWERED accross the board, without bias or exception, and i'm really not attracted to THAT much companionship, that much constantness of companionship, that bearing and caring for a child would imply.

basically, i'm really sorry, but no matter how physically attractive, or whatever other potential attractions, i'd really rather not contribute, even in the more usual way, to any sort of increase in human population, no matter how much it continues increasing, or even if it wasn't, without my doing so.

I think the implication is that if he does make you pregnant, you can sue the living daylight out of him for child support.

so it's not stated... right? ;)

besides, he won't have enough money for me to consider it. :p