Lunatic Goofballs arrested in CA..
Kecibukia
08-09-2008, 22:12
FRESNO, Calif (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AlAiufuu37sXFvjYVv7l1CwuQE4F). - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
LG. If you needed money, all you had to do was ask.
Hurdegaryp
08-09-2008, 22:16
I understand the confusion, but please remember that the felony took place in California. Lunatic Goofballs' appearance wouldn't even raise an eyebrow over there.
I doubt it was LG. no crotch seeking attack weasels and definately no wedgies were given.
I hope it was a sausage...
Hydesland
08-09-2008, 22:58
I hope it was a sausage...
The question of course is, who's sausage?
CthulhuFhtagn
08-09-2008, 23:14
That's a great tactic for robbery, really. Downplaying your eccentricities by an extreme amount.
Kamsaki-Myu
08-09-2008, 23:15
FRESNO, Calif (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AlAiufuu37sXFvjYVv7l1CwuQE4F). - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
This is definitely the work of a Disco Bandit.
Moxious.
Tmutarakhan
09-09-2008, 01:23
The perpetrator was eventually caught, wearing boxer shorts and sunglasses. He had left his wallet, with his ID, in the burgled house: he was, perhaps, somewhat unclear on the point of burglary?
Wilgrove
09-09-2008, 01:32
He will never be caught, mainly because he's married to a law enforcer.
FRESNO, Calif (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AlAiufuu37sXFvjYVv7l1CwuQE4F). - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
LG. If you needed money, all you had to do was ask.
Are you sure he was stealing money and not collecting the fee for his performance art piece?
Holiness and stuff
09-09-2008, 02:04
LG, can you give me back my spices and sausage now? And when you said you were doing something illegal with them I didn't take you seriously. I'm sorry.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2008, 03:44
I see my madness is spreading. Soon, it will be time to proceed to Phase II of my plan! AHHH Hahahahahaha!!!! :D
Potarius
09-09-2008, 03:46
I was like, "Hey, how'd that guy steal my penis!?", and then I remembered that mine's only 7.5", not 8".
Turns out I was all worked up and worried over nothing.
The Scandinvans
09-09-2008, 03:48
I see my madness is spreading. Soon, it will be time to proceed to Phase II of my plan! AHHH Hahahahahaha!!!! :DThis is still only stage one!?!?!?!?!?!
*Runs away to bunker and releases hordes of Vikings upon Baffin Island.*
Gauthier
09-09-2008, 03:49
This is still only stage one!?!?!?!?!?!
*Runs away to bunker and releases hordes of Vikings upon Baffin Island.*
We must resort to green methods of controlling the infestation.
Mimes are the natural enemies of clowns.
Therefore we must set up Mimefields all over the continental United States to repel any possibly clown infestation.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2008, 03:55
We must resort to green methods of controlling the infestation.
Mimes are the natural enemies of clowns.
Therefore we must set up Mimefields all over the continental United States to repel any possibly clown infestation.
The UN opposes mime warfare. :(
The Scandinvans
09-09-2008, 04:28
We must resort to green methods of controlling the infestation.
Mimes are the natural enemies of clowns.
Therefore we must set up Mimefields all over the continental United States to repel any possibly clown infestation.The natural enemies of clowns are Mormons, who never really have fun, and as such all one has to do is move to Utah.:p
The natural enemies of clowns are Mormons, who never really have fun, and as such all one has to do is move to Utah.:p
I think the polygamists did. That was the original draw in the first place.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-09-2008, 05:45
The perpetrator was eventually caught, wearing boxer shorts and sunglasses. He had left his wallet, with his ID, in the burgled house: he was, perhaps, somewhat unclear on the point of burglary?
He certainly managed to rob the men of their dignity, although where he stashed it (since he obviously didn't have any on him when found by police) is beyond me
Anti-Social Darwinism
09-09-2008, 06:00
Not LG. While there are tacos and mud aplenty in CA, there were none in evidence at the scene.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2008, 08:32
He certainly managed to rob the men of their dignity, although where he stashed it (since he obviously didn't have any on him when found by police) is beyond me
There's a black market for human dignity but only us clowns and a few well connected politicians know about it. *nod*
Edit: Oh, and reality television producers. *nod*
Non Aligned States
09-09-2008, 08:38
There's a black market for human dignity but only us clowns and a few well connected politicians know about it. *nod*
Edit: Oh, and reality television producers. *nod*
Oh, we know all about it. You weren't always a clown LG, and that lunacy infusion has always been well outside your normal price range...
Lunatic Goofballs
09-09-2008, 08:42
Oh, we know all about it. You weren't always a clown LG, and that lunacy infusion has always been well outside your normal price range...
:D
:eek:
:D
Intangelon
09-09-2008, 08:53
The UN opposes mime warfare. :(
The Intangible Navy has already commissioned a trio of mimesweepers to assist LG's nefariously silly plot:
IMS Marcel Marceau
IMS Shields & Yarnell
IMS Mummenschanz
As for the OP: No pie, no mud, no tacos = no LG. Also, robbery, at least of anything of conventional value, is not an LG MO.