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I am a Jesus Freak! Who else is a Jesus Freak so we can chat???

I am a Jesus Freak!

There are anti-psychotics that are quite effective for that.

Greetings. I have posted the following link to make spotting wolves in sheep's clothing easier. For the Bible does warn the followers of Christ to beware of such people. I am not judging you or making any assumptions about you. I am just giving you some information so that you are less likely to be conned by those I like to call psuedo-Christians (those who pretend to be but are not) My life and mind were once nearly destroyed by such people so I thrive on trying to protect others from the same danger.

http://www.rickross.com/warningsigns.html

There are anti-psychotics that are quite effective for that.

Cmon there's no need to attack somebody just because of their religion.

Cmon there's no need to attack somebody just because of their religion.

Reading the opening post, I think Fass is attacking more than his religion. ;)

Cmon there's no need to attack somebody just because of their religion.

It's not just, but it does help.

Nope.

But just thought I'd pop in here to say that I find it immensely funny that the ad in the corner of my page says "Are You Ready For Help?" for this thread..

But just thought I'd pop in here to say that I find it immensely funny that the ad in the corner of my page says "Are You Ready For Help?" for this thread..

There are still ads on the Internet? Here's the help you need. (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865)

Have you tried http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page?

Hahaha...dude, you might want to get out before the lynch mob arrives. (Hears said mob thundering around the corner)

There are still ads on the Internet? Here's the help you need. (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865)

Yes I have that thankyouverymuch. It is turned off at the moment.

can't we have some original threads on NSG for a change

anyway Jesus was a nice guy and probabaly one of the more amazing religious figures out there (I for one think he was just nailed on a cross by several Italians) but I don't know what a Jesus freak would really discuss :confused:

There are still ads on the Internet? Here's the help you need. (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865)

I oddly understood that when I installed this the ads would be turned off ;)

Sorry, but I found my own way out of my southern baptist upbringing, and there is no force in the universe that could make me go back.

Hahaha...dude, you might want to get out before the lynch mob arrives. (Hears said mob thundering around the corner)

Please. NSG does not have lynch mobs. We have a few people who are really angry. There's a difference.

Please. NSG does not have lynch mobs. We have a few people who are really angry. There's a difference.

Yes. Because lynching can hurt people, and if it hurts someone it must be banned.

Please. NSG does not have lynch mobs. We have a few people who are really angry. There's a difference.

*Hides pitchfork behind his back*

What?:D

Something tells me that 1010102 actually is in favour of lynching and considers it a breach of his civil rights that he's not allowed to get together with a group of his peers to hunt down and horrifyingly murder someone who simply offends him and his fine friends. A shame, isn't it? It would probably make little baby Jesus cry.

Something tells me that 1010102 actually is in favour of lynching and considers it a breach of his civil rights that he's not allowed to get together with a group of his peers to hunt down and horrifyingly murder someone who simply offends him and his fine friends. A shame, isn't it? It would probably make little baby Jesus cry.

Replace the word 'murder' with the word 'pie' and I'm all for lynchings. :)

Something tells me that 1010102 actually is in favour of lynching and considers it a breach of his civil rights that he's not allowed to get together with a group of his peers to hunt down and horrifyingly murder someone who simply offends him and his fine friends. A shame, isn't it? It would probably make little baby Jesus cry.

No, that was a jab at the british banning guns and knifes.

No, that was a jab at the british banning guns and knifes.
Statements made will be assumed to relate to the immediate topic of conversation unless otherwise stated.

Okay, now let's see how we can combine the art of freaking out because you overdosed on Jesus Christ, the saviour of mankind, with the apparent banning of guns and knives in the United Kingdom. I think the latter is somewhat oversimplified, but that's usually the case on this lovely, lovely forum.

Please. NSG does not have lynch mobs. We have a few people who are really angry. There's a difference.

Close enough for jack.

I'm pretty sure Jesus freaks when he sees this forum.

Vetalia, you're underestimating Jesus. Jesus is hardcore. He made the moderators of the Something Awful forum weep like soccer moms who saw their kids being devoured by unholy abominations from the darkest pits of Hell.

I'm pretty sure Jesus freaks when he sees this forum.

Thus sayeth Nile Rodgers:

"Aaaawwww FREAK OUT!"

Vetalia, you're underestimating Jesus. Jesus is hardcore. He made the moderators of the Something Awful forum weep like soccer moms who saw their kids being devoured by unholy abominations from the darkest pits of Hell.

I thought that was Ozma on Stickam.

Vetalia, you're underestimating Jesus. Jesus is hardcore. He made the moderators of the Something Awful forum weep like soccer moms who saw their kids being devoured by unholy abominations from the darkest pits of Hell.

Now THAT would be a little league game I'd want to attend.

CTHULHU: Don't settle for a lesser evil.

I thought that was Ozma on Stickam.

I've found that the best way to proclaim bold statements about the Something Awful forums is by not visiting them too often.

Thus sayeth Nile Rodgers:

"Aaaawwww FREAK OUT!"
Damn you, I had managed to completely forget that song, burying it deep with all my other childhood traumas. And now you've somehow managed to not only remind me of it, but get it stuck in my head.

I've found that the best way to proclaim bold statements about the Something Awful forums is by not visiting them too often.

Ever since I got banned from 4chan, well, I've mostly been reading SA and SASS to kill time. There's not much else you can do when there's only three people in your town that are moving in to their dorms at the same time as you. I've still got two weeks of time to kill.

Ever since I got banned from 4chan, well, I've mostly been reading SA and SASS to kill time. There's not much else you can do when there's only three people in your town that are moving in to their dorms at the same time as you. I've still got two weeks of time to kill.

How the fuck do you get banned from 4chan? Were you too normal?!? O.o

Suddenly I've got a newfound respect for Vetalia, but that doesn't mean I would like to be alone with him or her in a dark alley.

Please. NSG does not have lynch mobs. We have a few people who are really angry. There's a difference.
Really now?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Lynchmob.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SpanishInquisition.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Lynchmob.gif

Damn you, I had managed to completely forget that song, burying it deep with all my other childhood traumas. And now you've somehow managed to not only remind me of it, but get it stuck in my head.

Just one of the many services I provide! Thank you for choosing Intangelon for all your needless memory retrieval and earworm needs!

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Just one of the many services I provide!

Do I even want to know what your other services are?

Really now?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Lynchmob.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SpanishInquisition.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Lynchmob.gif

Epic smiley!

[Python nitpick]'Cept they were only cardinals (no miters), said "nobody" instead of "no one", and never came with a torch-wielding mob. [/Python nitpick]

Do I even want to know what your other services are?

If you have to ask...you probably have decorum and a conscience.

There are anti-psychotics that are quite effective for that.

I like your avatar Fass; Rod of Asclepius and all. What made you think of it?