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His Country May Be A Craphole, But At Least He's Stylish!

Kyronea
07-09-2008, 15:30
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7602427.stm

Swaziland king celebrates in style

One of the world's last remaining absolute monarchs, King Mswati III of Swaziland, has held lavish celebrations to mark his 40th birthday and 40 years of independence from Britain, reports the BBC's Orla Guerin.

Mswati III arrived in the stadium framed by mountains in the capital Mbabane in a brand new BMW - one of 20 bought just for the occassion.

The king, dressed in traditional clothing and wearing a beaded necklace, was welcomed by cheering, flag-waving supporters.

"We all trust him," said a young man with a front-row seat, also in traditional dress.

"He's a good man. He believes in his country. He loves everybody. We are all like the royal family."

The king has a taste for the finer things in life - something he shares with his 13 wives.

Some of them arrived for the so-called "40-40" celebrations fresh from a shopping trip to Dubai.

With marching bands and dancing troupes, and a garden party to follow, it was a party fit for a king.

But can his impoverished kingdom afford it?

Contempt

The official budget is $2.5m (£1.4m) but some estimates claim the real cost could be five times that.

Critics say that it is money that could have been better spent elsewhere - on education, on health, and on saving lives.

With the world's highest rate of HIV (adult prevalence of 26.1%), many believe there is nothing to celebrate.

For two days this week trade unions and civic groups took to the streets in protest calling for change and for multi-party democracy.

"We condemn this party with the contempt it deserves," said Swazi Trade Union leader Jan Sithole, as he marched in the capital.

"People feel so strongly because this is a plundering of the country's resources in the height of grinding poverty for most of the Swazi masses.

"People feel their money is being wasted, with arrogance."

Powerlessness

Take a drive into the bush, and poverty is written all over the landscape - dirt roads, rundown homes, and hungry children.

Sibusiso Mamba is one of them. His name means blessing. Sibusiso is an Aids orphan, who is HIV positive himself. Now aged 14, he looks more like a seven-year-old.

For the past two months he has been on anti-retroviral drugs (ARVs).

They brought him back from death's door, according to his grandmother, Ntsambose, who is caring for him at a remote homestead - 80km (49.7 miles) from the nearest hospital.

Now, as the king is having a banquet, she has run out of food.

"I feel bad when I see that he's hungry," she said. "It hurts me. He's better because of the medicine. But the problem of hunger will make him sick again."

Ntsambose knew nothing of the celebrations in the capital, or of the money being spent.

"Who am I to say anything?" she asked. "There's nothing I can say about what is done by the king."

Many feel powerless to speak up against the monarch - criticism of Mswati is still frowned upon here.

Ntsambose can hardly see, so she relies on her grandson to gather firewood.

It takes all his strength to carry a few sticks. He dreams of being well enough for school next year, and of growing up to be a policemen. But he may not live to his next birthday.

Aids campaigners Tengetile Hlope, whose has been helping Sibusiso and his grandmother, believes this is no time for parties.

"HIV is killing the country. When you think of the budget that is being used for the 40-40 celebrations, you just feel like crying," she said.

"There are people here who don't have water, food or transport to a clinic.

"They are just out in the rural areas on their own. The people who are organising and celebrating the 40-40, they don't even know about this place."

'40 years of poverty'

The government denies that the birthday party is extravagant, and insists it's a fitting way to mark a milestone.

"I think the nation can celebrate the achievements of the past 40 years," said Percy Simelane, a government spokesman.

"The country has changed tremendously. At independence we used to get teachers, doctors and nurses from other countries. Now we export them. ARVs are provided free.

"Aids orphans go to school free of charge, and the government pays for meals."

But a short distance from Sibusiso's homestead we found more evidence of the hardships many face, at a neighbourhood children's centre.

About 60 children visit the centre every day - more than half of them are Aids orphans.

The volunteers who run the centre feed them when they can - that is about two days a month.

On the day of our visit, there were songs, games and informal education for the children, but nothing to eat.

Tengetile Hlope believes this is the reality of life for many in rural Swaziland, four decades on.

"I feel like I am just celebrating 40 years of poverty and hunger in this country," she said.
Seriously, though, what is there to celebrate? It's disgusting how poor his country is and that he's going to such lengths to celebrate himself and some stupid ideas about nobility when his country is going down the tubes.

This is why the rest of the world abandoned monarchy, King Mswati. Get with the program!
Letila
07-09-2008, 15:56
This is why the rest of the world abandoned monarchy, King Mswati. Get with the program!

Well, plenty of perfectly respectable nations still have constitutional monarchy (though I think they'd be better off getting rid of that as well).
SaintB
07-09-2008, 15:58
[QUOTE=Kyronea;13991429This is why the rest of the world abandoned monarchy, King Mswati. Get with the program![/QUOTE]

But all that great stuff he's getting is why he hasn't abandoned monarchy...
Wilgrove
07-09-2008, 16:00
Doesn't Britain (now UK) fair pretty well under their Monarchy?
Kyronea
07-09-2008, 16:04
Well, plenty of perfectly respectable nations still have constitutional monarchy (though I think they'd be better off getting rid of that as well).

Absolute monarchy, then. Most of the monarchies these days are constitutional monarchies, which are quite different.
Non Aligned States
07-09-2008, 16:40
This is why the rest of the world abandoned monarchy, King Mswati. Get with the program!

Mind you, plenty of countries have taken democracies up, and kicked the poor out on their behinds with demands like "Get a job!" and "You're poor because you're lazy!"

The problem isn't monarchy. The problem is self centered people at the very top who care more about their pleasures than the needs of the people they're supposed to lead. This is a universal problem, regardless of governmental system.
Kyronea
07-09-2008, 16:56
Mind you, plenty of countries have taken democracies up, and kicked the poor out on their behinds with demands like "Get a job!" and "You're poor because you're lazy!"

The problem isn't monarchy. The problem is self centered people at the very top who care more about their pleasures than the needs of the people they're supposed to lead. This is a universal problem, regardless of governmental system.

True enough.
greed and death
07-09-2008, 18:06
Its good to be the King.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRIeYWIZWQ
Vetalia
07-09-2008, 18:19
The real question is where he gets the money. It's not like Swaziland produces any goods or human resources of any value given their utter lack of an industrial base or modern agricultural sector, so I'm just wondering where all this hard currency is coming from.
Marrakech II
07-09-2008, 19:20
The real question is where he gets the money. It's not like Swaziland produces any goods or human resources of any value given their utter lack of an industrial base or modern agricultural sector, so I'm just wondering where all this hard currency is coming from.

Well if he is anything like the king of Morocco he owns a part of everything. Just a quick look and Swaziland exports agri products which as you know the price has risen.
Andaluciae
07-09-2008, 19:55
Ah, micronations led by corrupt, self-indulgent nitwits.
Call to power
07-09-2008, 21:05
Doesn't Britain (now UK) fair pretty well under their Monarchy?

:confused: did I fall asleep again?

Absolute monarchy, then. Most of the monarchies these days are constitutional monarchies, which are quite different.

pfft there have been plenty of good absolute monarchs the problem with such a system is when you have a bad leader everything turns bad

The real question is where he gets the money. It's not like Swaziland produces any goods or human resources of any value given their utter lack of an industrial base or modern agricultural sector, so I'm just wondering where all this hard currency is coming from.

IMF/WTO loans methinks
Yootopia
08-09-2008, 00:23
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7602427.stm


Seriously, though, what is there to celebrate?
Obviously his birthday and also 40 years of independence. I'm sure the 50th will be quite the ball.
It's disgusting how poor his country is and that he's going to such lengths to celebrate himself and some stupid ideas about nobility when his country is going down the tubes.
His country is absolutely shafted, not actually much he can do about it, so why not have a good one until it's over? It's not like the actual population of Swaziland is all that responsible, or less than a quarter of the whole adult population would have AIDS tbqh.
This is why the rest of the world abandoned monarchy, King Mswati. Get with the program!
Erm?

We still have a monarch in the UK, as do many other very cool places. They're just of good heritage. This guy understands the looking cool bit, but not the bringing stability and happiness to his country bit - or so I'd infer from the tiny amount I know about his country. Maybe the people really do love him, I dunno.
Yootopia
08-09-2008, 00:24
Doesn't Britain (now UK) fair pretty well under their Monarchy?
See also Scandinavia. Why is Finland extremely boring and full of alcoholics? Because they don't have a king. Unlike neighbouring Sweden, which is the leet. As is Norway.
Vetalia
08-09-2008, 01:17
See also Scandinavia. Why is Finland extremely boring and full of alcoholics? Because they don't have a king. Unlike neighbouring Sweden, which is the leet. As is Norway.

Extremely boring and full of alcoholics? Sounds like my kind of place.
Andaluciae
08-09-2008, 01:57
IMF/WTO loans methinks

Swaziland is actually not eligible for IMF loans, although they receive a significant amount of criticism from the IMF.

Overall, it's because leaders in less developed countries do waste their money on this sort of stuff, that the IMF and World Bank demand oversight and austerity programs be put in place. Of course, the LDC's gripe and moan about the fact that there's oversight...they want to spend the money on the stuff they want to spend it on!
Yootopia
08-09-2008, 03:14
Extremely boring and full of alcoholics? Sounds like my kind of place.
Beer also costs $10 for less than a pint :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-09-2008, 03:17
Beer also costs $10 for less than a pint :p
Who drinks beer anyway?
New Ziedrich
08-09-2008, 03:31
I'm disappointed that there were no pictures of these BMWs. I like those uniforms those guys in the background are wearing, though.

Still, this Mswati III is kind of a tool.
Yootopia
08-09-2008, 03:32
I'm disappointed that there were no pictures of these BMWs. I like those uniforms those guys in the background are wearing, though.
They were all beige but fairly sweet, there was some footage on BBC News.
Vetalia
08-09-2008, 03:49
Beer also costs $10 for less than a pint :p

I guess the solution is just to get smashed on Laplander homebrew vodka.
Kyronea
08-09-2008, 03:56
Obviously his birthday and also 40 years of independence. I'm sure the 50th will be quite the ball.

His country is absolutely shafted, not actually much he can do about it, so why not have a good one until it's over? It's not like the actual population of Swaziland is all that responsible, or less than a quarter of the whole adult population would have AIDS tbqh.

Erm?

We still have a monarch in the UK, as do many other very cool places. They're just of good heritage. This guy understands the looking cool bit, but not the bringing stability and happiness to his country bit - or so I'd infer from the tiny amount I know about his country. Maybe the people really do love him, I dunno.
Please accept my apologies. I simply get utterly pissed off at this kind of ridiculously waste of money. The amounts he's spending on this celebration could easily bring in a lot of food and other aid, and possibly some real economic investment for his people. Instead, it's spent on twenty BMWs and other such wastes. Disgusting.
Yootopia
08-09-2008, 04:26
Please accept my apologies. I simply get utterly pissed off at this kind of ridiculously waste of money. The amounts he's spending on this celebration could easily bring in a lot of food and other aid, and possibly some real economic investment for his people. Instead, it's spent on twenty BMWs and other such wastes. Disgusting.
Let's put it this way -

He gives everyone in the country one dollar's worth of aid (which is, what, a couple of days' food for everyone), or gets himself and hence his country in the news because he lives a very lavish life, renewing the kind of people who donate to Oxfam and the like's interest in his shitty, shitty land.

He probably made his country money with this particular PR stunt.
Kyronea
08-09-2008, 04:55
Let's put it this way -

He gives everyone in the country one dollar's worth of aid (which is, what, a couple of days' food for everyone), or gets himself and hence his country in the news because he lives a very lavish life, renewing the kind of people who donate to Oxfam and the like's interest in his shitty, shitty land.

He probably made his country money with this particular PR stunt.

Hmm...

I hadn't looked at it that way...

We'll see if that ends up happening. You could very well be right.
Vetalia
08-09-2008, 04:56
Let's put it this way -

He gives everyone in the country one dollar's worth of aid (which is, what, a couple of days' food for everyone), or gets himself and hence his country in the news because he lives a very lavish life, renewing the kind of people who donate to Oxfam and the like's interest in his shitty, shitty land.

He probably made his country money with this particular PR stunt.

He should've built some kind of horrendously kitschy world record attraction instead. World's biggest manioc root or something like that.
Stoklomolvi
08-09-2008, 05:33
On the terrible absolute monarchy note, you can ask virtually any resident of Bhutan on what they think of their old monarch. They loved him more than anything, since the monarch kept Bhutan in its extremely tight bubble that was very happy. So happy, in fact, that there was a Gross National Happiness measurement thing. As it turns out, very ironically, the monarch wanted democracy and the people did not. Only because the monarch is the monarch that the people accepted democracy.
New Ziedrich
08-09-2008, 06:16
He should've built some kind of horrendously kitschy world record attraction instead. World's biggest manioc root or something like that.

I'd love to see an entire nation make the world's largest pizza.
Western Mercenary Unio
08-09-2008, 08:57
See also Scandinavia. Why is Finland extremely boring and full of alcoholics? Because they don't have a king. Unlike neighbouring Sweden, which is the leet. As is Norway.

well,we did plan on a kingdom but it got scrapped.but,we can kick the swees ass anytime!Suomi!Suomi!