In Utah even the Bears are Mormon
Intestinal fluids
05-09-2008, 15:22
Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
I dont know what the question is but its too funny not to post.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bear_pot_farm
Call to power
05-09-2008, 15:25
well thats blacks for you >.>
well thats blacks for you >.>
Must have been an oreo bear: if it was really black it would have just shot them and stolen the pot.
Deputies found food containers ripped apart and strewn everywhere...
That explains everything...must have had the munchies.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
05-09-2008, 20:04
I fail to see how this relates to Mormons... :confused:
Conserative Morality
05-09-2008, 20:47
I fail to see how this relates to Mormons... :confused:
Please, join the crowd. :confused:
The One Eyed Weasel
05-09-2008, 20:51
Must have been an oreo bear: if it was really black it would have just shot them and stolen the pot.
Thank you for making my day.
Neo Bretonnia
05-09-2008, 20:59
I fail to see how this relates to Mormons... :confused:
Been wondering that myself but I've been watching to see if any relevance emerged.
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 21:46
Been wondering that myself but I've been watching to see if any relevance emerged.
Isn't Salt Lake City Utah where the HQ for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint is?
Hmm, does Mormons = LDS?
The Romulan Republic
05-09-2008, 21:49
Cause Mormons are all uptight about drugs and such. I beleive they even ban alchohol and coffee and even fricking tea, though I may be wrong about the last two.
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 21:53
Cause Mormons are all uptight about drugs and such. I beleive they even ban alchohol and coffee and even fricking tea, though I may be wrong about the last two.
They don't want to mess up their magical underwear?
Hurdegaryp
05-09-2008, 23:08
Mormons don't do alcohol? That's unwise, for alcohol has kept being Christian tolerable for centuries. You may think I'm mocking religion here, but it's a fact that in the Netherlands the consumption of alcohol per person is highest in the most fundamentalist protestant regions of the Veluwe and the equally orthodox fishing town of Urk. Yes, Urk. The Netherlands have their own bible belt, I'm afraid. Not all of them emigrated to the USA, Canada or Australia.
I also heard that Mormons are not allowed to drink cola, is that true?
*takes another sip from his vodka-cola*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-09-2008, 23:28
That explains everything...must have had the munchies.
That's what I thought of. What is this world coming to? First, people are slipping heroin to an elephants, then marijuana to bears. It's getting so you can't be a large, land-going mammal without some low-life pushing drugs on you.
Won't someone think of the cheetahs?
Mormons don't do alcohol? That's unwise, for alcohol has kept being Christian tolerable for centuries.
Exactly. Without booze, what is it that separates Christians from Muslims?
A belief in the divinity of Christ? Who can take the time to understand that?
They don't want to mess up their magical underwear?
Its magical hats from which they read golden tablets that only Joe Smith can translate.
That's what I thought of. What is this world coming to? First, people are slipping heroine to an elephants, then marijuana to bears. It's getting so you can't be a large, land-going mammal without some low-life pushing drugs on you.
Won't someone think of the cheetahs?
*Stops spiking the plankton with meth.*
what?!?!
just... er... feeding the fish... yeah... no whales here... nosireebob!