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The poll will explain more clearly, but of the main players in the Presidential race, whom do you most want to make sweet lovin to?

Nooooooo.

You might want to be careful what you post. The mods have been on a locking frenzy lately.

You might want to be careful what you post. The mods have been on a locking frenzy lately.

Yep, they're on high alert now, thanks to the invasion of clown sex.

Yep, they're on high alert now, thanks to the invasion of clown sex.

Politicians are a very different kind of clown.

Politicians are a very different kind of clown.

Damn you, you got in before me.

Damn you, you got in before me.

I would have got in on the other clown sex threads, but I was en route to my hotel room in New Hampshire. In fact, I should head to bed. I have a long muddy weekend ahead of me. :)

lack of pics, lack of worth

lack of pics, lack of worth

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/mccainclown.png

http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg

lack of pics, lack of worth

google is your friend

Michelle Obama. She's very attractive, more so than Sarah Palin, and I don't know what Cindy McCain or Mrs. Biden look like.

Barack Obama, I guess.

Republicans are automatically disqualified.

Barack Obama, I guess.

Republicans are automatically disqualified.

Is that due to their political ideologies, or your aversion to Minnesota airport bathrooms?

i'd do 'em all... i'm an ugly mutt... can't be too picky, gotta take whatever options present themselves.

Sarah Palin's a bit of a religious nut, but she does have that "naughty librarian" look goin' on, so I'd do her.




I wouldn't vote for her, but I'd do her.

Michelle Obama for sure. She's intelligent, well spoken and hot. I'll bet she would be fun and experimental in the sack.

So if someone votes a write-in vote for Geecku (nevermind that she's fictional)...

lack of pics, lack of worth

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/mccainclown.png

http://www.moonbattery.com/barack-obama-clown.jpg

You had to encourage him, didn't you?

In the absence of Bristol Palin's boyfriend, Levi Johnston who's already proved *ahem* productive, as well as being absolutely gorgeous and sexy, I will go with Obama. He's the best-looking candidate so far, and he's a Democrat.

I gotta go with Cindy McCain.

I've always had a thing for older women, first of all, and second, the notion of upper-class, white, vaguely Protestant Cindy getting down with my particular sickness (to borrow a phrase) seems just plain corruptive.

In a very naughty-good way.

You people now officially disturb me. *Walks away in fear*

Is that due to their political ideologies, or your aversion to Minnesota airport bathrooms?

It's wholly ideological. I don't object on principle to bathroom sex, in Minnesota airports or elsewhere... but with a Republican? Eww.

i don't know.maybe Sarah palin.

I'd swallow my pride and do John McCain, but only if I could take pictures. I'm sure I could get plenty of the lovely ladies of the left once they see how I'd sacrifice my dignity to bring the GOP down from the inside.

Surprised so few have said John McCain. After all, the excitement of sex would probably kill him, giving Obama almost certain victory...

All at the same time, because I'm no partisan, also because I could sell the pics to every news outlet in the US for a zillionty pounds.

I wonder if there is any John McCain/Barack Obama slash fiction on the internet...

I wonder if there is any John McCain/Barack Obama slash fiction on the internet...
*makes it happen*

*makes it happen*

Well, for more views, Michelle Obama/Cindy McCain/Sarah Palin femslash might be better. But there's a lot of potential for a humorous twisting of the "experience" angle with John McCain/Barack Obama, so that might be better. Its the age old popularity vs. artistic quality dilemma.

I'd invite them all over for an orgy, secretly video tape it, and take pictures. When one of them wins, I approach them and show them the evidence that I have, and then I'll be the puppet master! :D

barack

he's a rock star. everyone wants to fuck a rock star.

I wonder if there is any John McCain/Barack Obama slash fiction on the internet...
i dunno but i could imagine some pretty hot obama/MR palin slash.

the (somewhat) eastern elite black man with the rough and tumble alaskan roughneck.

its hot already.

Lets see, Since either Obama or McCain will be elected and therefore will shag the country (or the world), I say we don't need to chose for another few weeks yet.

Sarah Palin. She looks a bit too much like Tina Fey for my tastes, but at least she doesn't have that stupid hair-thing going on like Michelle Obama (eugh).

I wonder if there is any John McCain/Barack Obama slash fiction on the internet...

rule 34, yes.

rule 34, yes.

rule 34?

rule 34?

''if it exists,there's porn of it''.which i disagree because let's think about a few astronomical objects.for example,stars,planets,galaxies and so on.is there porn about galaxies?no.so,it's wrong not everything that exists has porn about it.

I wonder if McCain is into torture roleplay?

''if it exists,there's porn of it''.which i disagree because let's think about a few astronomical objects.for example,stars,planets,galaxies and so on.is there porn about galaxies?no.so,it's wrong not everything that exists has porn about it.

I don't know, there is some weird shit on the internet...

I wonder if McCain is into torture roleplay?

Quite possible...maybe he thinks Republicans are doing people a favour - introducing them to new ways to express their inner submissive.

I don't know, there is some weird shit on the internet...

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?

I'm sure there is a way! Maybe a big bang...

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?

Ambition, my friend, ambition.:cool:

Ambition, my friend, ambition.:cool:

oh well,i'm taking the astronomical angle.if you try hard ennough you might get porn from astronomical objects.but you have to be pretty crazy.

Barack. McCain doesn't look bad for a guy his age, but Barack is better-looking.

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?A penis-shaped comet passing through a vagina-shaped constellation?

Barack. McCain doesn't look bad for a guy his age, but Barack is better-looking.

A penis-shaped comet passing through a vagina-shaped constellation?

wait a minute,how does a penis-shaped block of ice form?and there aren't any vagina-shaped constellations

wait a minute,how does a penis-shaped block of ice form?and there aren't any vagina-shaped constellations

Just find a hole and fuck it.


anyway, too bad Kucinich dropped out. I'd take his wife. ^_^

Sarah Palin's a bit of a religious nut, but she does have that "naughty librarian" look goin' on, so I'd do her.




I wouldn't vote for her, but I'd do her.

Naughty librarians should be punished, which can be really erotic. I think you're onto something there... yes, I think she should be taught how to behave more properly.

Naughty librarians should be punished, which can be really erotic. I think you're onto something there... yes, I think she should be taught how to behave more properly.

now that would be good to watch

oh well,i'm taking the astronomical angle.if you try hard ennough you might get porn from astronomical objects.but you have to be pretty crazy.
I'm sure there's a nebula somewhere that looks like some nice boobs.

Also, there should be pics instead of making everyone google everyone.

Am I the first on NSG to describe Sarah Palin as a GILF?

Sarah Palin's a bit of a religious nut, but she does have that "naughty librarian" look goin' on, so I'd do her.




I wouldn't vote for her, but I'd do her.



ditto, ditto, and ditto.

the glasses on the hottie get me every time.



is it ok if i bring a ball-gag, though? :D

Todd Palin (the "First Dude") has a butchy appeal to him.

is it ok if i bring a ball-gag, though? :D

That's not only ok, it's recommended! You don't want her to burst out in a religio-political rant during certain activities, after all. That would just kill the mood.

That's not only ok, it's recommended! You don't want her to burst out in a religio-political rant during certain activities, after all. That would just kill the mood.


i getting the distinct feeling that this could be the beginning of a beeee-yootiful friendship! :D:D:D

Cthulhu!

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?

Naked singularities?
Black holes?

I dunno.

i getting the distinct feeling that this could be the beginning of a beeee-yootiful friendship! :D:D:D

Stranger things have happened.

I wonder if McCain is into torture roleplay?

Awesome.

McCain & Palin: the kinky pair?

Todd Palin (the "First Dude") has a butchy appeal to him.

But his name is "Todd". I can't get past that name. That, and "Chad". These are not real names.

But his name is "Todd". I can't get past that name. That, and "Chad". These are not real names.

I have an acquaintance named Todd - he's gay, and not butch. The only thing I know about chads is that hanging chads bought a presidency.

But his name is "Todd". I can't get past that name. That, and "Chad". These are not real names.

"Chad" is a real name. "Todd" and "Bob" are not.

If you are going on straight looks I would say Palin and then Obama's wife. I would do it in that order. One after the other with of course the half hour break in between to replenish liquids.

"Chad" is a real name. "Todd" and "Bob" are not.
Hey, watch it there! I'm a "Bob".

So are "Track", "Bristol", "Willow", "Piper", and "Trigg" real names?

I laughed out loud when I came to this page, and not just because of the thread itself. As someone already pointed out, the ads change depending on key words. So the banner ad for this is, of course:
Would you feel safe with McCain?

EDIT: The ads for this page are, "Meet Single Iranians Here." Is there something Sarah Palin isn't telling us?

The poll will explain more clearly, but of the main players in the Presidential race, whom do you most want to make sweet lovin to?

missing a 'none of the Above'.

That is not an option. Or you choose the person that you would actually like to do the horizontal dance with, or you don't vote at all. Just be glad Ron Paul isn't on the list, he would probably score hard with all the libertarians on this forum.

I would do either Micelle Obama or Palin under the 'sixteen year rule'

That is not an option. Or you choose the person that you would actually like to do the horizontal dance with, or you don't vote at all. Just be glad Ron Paul isn't on the list, he would probably score hard with all the libertarians on this forum.
lol

well i would shag ron paul before id go for mccain but he is pretty damned old too. think he'd buy me an early-bird special at the golden corral first?

There's no "none" option on the poll...

Out of those? Barack Obama. Definitely.

"Chad" is a real name. "Todd" and "Bob" are not.

Nope. Chad is not a real name. Sorry. Bob, however, is.

Hey, watch it there! I'm a "Bob".

So are "Track", "Bristol", "Willow", "Piper", and "Trig" real names?

Hell no. I thought she was listing high school faves when she named them in Dayton.

those names always make me think of the book "freakonomics" and its discussion of the popularity of names in different demographics.

i dont have the book here but im thinking that track, trig, bristol, willow and piper are all on the white trash list.

Why are you mocking good, honest American names? Is it because you're one of those book-reading elitists with their sarcastic quips? Just be glad you're not on my property at the moment, young lady! My loaded gun is always by my side.

those names always make me think of the book "freakonomics" and its discussion of the popularity of names in different demographics.

i dont have the book here but im thinking that track, trig, bristol, willow and piper are all on the white trash list.

What happened to the old days where only harmless wealthy eccentrics gave their children weird names?:(

Those harmless wealthy eccentrics have been devoured by ruthless capitalists. It's called progress, my dear fellow forumite.

Those harmless wealthy eccentrics have been devoured by ruthless capitalists. It's called progress, my dear fellow forumite.

What is this "capitalism" you speak of? I've asked around, and none of the peasants employed to work my vast lands admitted to having heard of such a thing, even when severely beaten. I'm inclined to think it is a meaningless phrase, and that the mention of it was some sort of ruse instigated by the commoners to distract me from my noble business and weaken the estate.

those names always make me think of the book "freakonomics" and its discussion of the popularity of names in different demographics.

i dont have the book here but im thinking that track, trig, bristol, willow and piper are all on the white trash list.

Good book. I liked "Oranjello and Lemonjello"...named after the mother's favorite hospital snacks.

I thought she was listing high school faves when she named them in Dayton.

Actually, Gov. Palin was giving us all a look into her interests and her adolescence. From her children's names, we can deduce that Sarah Palin...

1) was a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed

2) liked math and was good at athletics in High School, and

3) either has or wants to visit the U.K.

Surely a woman with such varied interests is emminently qualified to be one feeble heartbeat from the Presidency.

Why are you mocking good, honest American names? Is it because you're one of those book-reading elitists with their sarcastic quips? Just be glad you're not on my property at the moment, young lady! My loaded gun is always by my side.
ohmygoodness i wouldnt MOCK them. that would be mean to the nice alaskan lady!

im just saying that names have demographics.

Actually, Gov. Palin was giving us all a look into her interests and her adolescence. From her children's names, we can deduce that Sarah Palin...

1) was a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed

2) liked math and was good at athletics in High School, and

3) either has or wants to visit the U.K.

Surely a woman with such varied interests is emminently qualified to be one feeble heartbeat from the Presidency.
willow is too old to have been taken from buffy isnt she? but THATS where i heard the name PIPER!

1) was a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed


You know, that was my first thought too.

oooh sarah palin is interesting but i might wanna take both sarah palin and mr. palin and maybe also track palin ...


ooohhh ...... imagine the bliss ...hahaha

willow is too old to have been taken from buffy isnt she? but THATS where i heard the name PIPER!

There have been other Pipers before Buffy. Piper Laurie, actress. Also, seeing as how she lives in a state where small aircraft are common if not necessary, Piper could be an homage there.

The poll will explain more clearly, but of the main players in the Presidential race, whom do you most want to make sweet lovin to?

No.


That is all.

No.


That is all.

ditto.

''if it exists,there's porn of it''.which i disagree because let's think about a few astronomical objects.for example,stars,planets,galaxies and so on.is there porn about galaxies?no.so,it's wrong not everything that exists has porn about it.

How dom you make porn out of a galaxy?how?

http://arstechnica.com/journals/science.media/galaxySlamMed.jpg


You asked... I delivered!

There have been other Pipers before Buffy. Piper Laurie, actress. Also, seeing as how she lives in a state where small aircraft are common if not necessary, Piper could be an homage there.

Heresy!

(Piper is from "Charmed" - the sort of cheap 90210 knock-off of Buffy).

There have been other Pipers before Buffy. Piper Laurie, actress. Also, seeing as how she lives in a state where small aircraft are common if not necessary, Piper could be an homage there.
maybe its a family name.

no good christian fundamentalist would name her child after a tv witch.

Heresy!

(Piper is from "Charmed" - the sort of cheap 90210 knock-off of Buffy).

I know. But she's old enough to have seen Piper Laurie in her films and TV movies.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001453/

And the Piper Cub? Possible inspiration in Alaska.