NOT Clown Sex
Well, we were all talking about it. You know you wanted to check it out!
So here it is!
Clown Sex!
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:p
AHAHAHAHA, an ad said "meet single Iranians here!"
LOLOLOL
Sorry, I thought it was funny.
Anti-Social Darwinism
05-09-2008, 01:27
*has vision of LG, covered in mud, eating mud taco. Whimpers.*
:D
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nead moar nao!
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New Ziedrich
05-09-2008, 01:32
I once read a review of some clown porn video on another website I frequent. It was both hilarious and depressing, since the girl was good looking enough to be in actual Hollywood movies, much less regular porn, but instead she was in the middle of a clown orgy.
Also I think one of the clowns was supposed to be her character's dad.
Gauthier
05-09-2008, 01:35
I once read a review of some clown porn video on another website I frequent. It was both hilarious and depressing, since the girl was good looking enough to be in actual Hollywood movies, much less regular porn, but instead she was in the middle of a clown orgy.
Also I think one of the clowns was supposed to be her character's dad.
I bet it wasn't just the noses that were made of rubber. Plus with the typical clown shoes and the old adage about big feet...
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 01:43
If you squeeze their junk, does it squeek like a dog toy? :p
Smunkeeville
05-09-2008, 01:47
If you squeeze their junk, does it squeek like a dog toy? :p
You bet! Be careful though... some of them squirt.
*goes directly to hell*
If you squeeze their junk, does it squeek like a dog toy? :p
I seem to recall rubber chickens being placed in certain areas, but beyond that my memory is fuzzy.
Gauthier
05-09-2008, 01:49
You bet! Be careful though... some of them squirt.
*goes directly to hell*
And let's not talk about cream pies when clowns are involved.
*Moves into the Express Elevator to Hell.*
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 01:51
You bet! Be careful though... some of them squirt.
*goes directly to hell*
And let's not talk about cream pies when clowns are involved.
*Moves into the Express Elevator to Hell.*
But if you tickle a woman clown just right, you'll get a hand full of her seltzer.
*takes the rocket sled to Hell*
And let's not talk about cream pies when clowns are involved.
*Moves into the Express Elevator to Hell.*
The number of marketable fetishes increases exponentially along with the number of clowns.
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 01:51
*Moves into the Express Elevator to Hell.*
HEY! Quit shovin' dammit!:tongue:
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 01:52
AHAHAHAHA, an ad said "meet single Iranians here!"
LOLOLOL
Sorry, I thought it was funny.
I got meet single Persians ad.
Well the people from the Mid East are pretty zany, so who knows.
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 01:54
*takes the rocket sled to Hell*
:eek:
Damn, I didn't even know tickets were available. :(
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 01:55
:eek:
Damn, I didn't even know tickets were available. :(
You really can feel the friction! :D
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 01:57
You really can feel the friction! :D
Well Hell's Bells! With a thousand silk hankies tied together, who wouldn't! :p
Slythros
05-09-2008, 01:57
AHAHAHAHA, an ad said "meet single Iranians here!"
LOLOLOL
Sorry, I thought it was funny.
Well I'm Iranian, I'm single, and I'm "here" as in viewing this thread. Maybe it was talking about me.
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 01:59
Well I'm Iranian, I'm single, and I'm "here" as in viewing this thread. Maybe it was talking about me.
Depends... are you planning to sex up all these clowns? :tongue:
Depends... are you planning to sex up all these clowns? :tongue:
Maybe that's how Iranian singles with eating disorders and outdated AMD servers make $3 million per year?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-09-2008, 02:00
I got meet single Persians ad.
Well the people from the Mid East are pretty zany, so who knows.
I got "Have You Been a Dad Today?"
...
If you need me, I'll be crying in the shower for the next 20 minutes.
Gauthier
05-09-2008, 02:01
Clown orgies can be huge.
Well, huge if you can get them all out of that cramped space.
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 02:03
I got "Have You Been a Dad Today?"
...
If you need me, I'll be crying in the shower for the next 20 minutes.
You gotta control them clowns better, try a taser that also shoots whipped cream. (no, you can't borrow mine!)
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 02:07
I got "Have You Been a Dad Today?"
...
If you need me, I'll be crying in the shower for the next 20 minutes.
Why would that make you cry?
Hurdegaryp
05-09-2008, 02:08
Hell, threads like these make the Something Awful forums look civilized in comparison. Something tells me that one of the friendly moderators will lock this thread down faster than a smart bomb crashing into a kindergarten. At least, if someone points him or her at this delightful little yarn we're having here.
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 02:10
Hell, threads like these make the Something Awful forums look civilized in comparison. Something tells me that one of the friendly moderators will lock this thread down faster than a smart bomb crashing into a kindergarten. At least, if someone points him or her at this delightful little yarn we're having here.
Why would they lock a thread about clown sex?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-09-2008, 02:11
Why would that make you cry?
The only thing worse than Father-Child Incest is Father-Child Clowncest.
Hell, threads like these make the Something Awful forums look civilized in comparison. Something tells me that one of the friendly moderators will lock this thread down faster than a smart bomb crashing into a kindergarten. At least, if someone points him or her at this delightful little yarn we're having here.
Okay, in GBS there's a 50-page thread about Super Hornio Brothers and another thread about dollfuckers. How the hell will we ever match goons with an innocent discussion of clown power?
Wilgrove
05-09-2008, 02:13
The only thing worse than Father-Child Incest is Father-Child Clowncest.
Did you get the one with the mom and daughter hugging, but for some odd reason, you can't see their hands?
Slythros
05-09-2008, 02:17
Depends... are you planning to sex up all these clowns? :tongue:
Of course I'm not planning to. I already am.
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 02:19
Of course I'm not planning to. I already am.
...and we thank you, good samaritan! :D
Free Bikers
05-09-2008, 02:23
BTW, for those playing the home game: this thread is a direct descendant of "Have You Noticed...". Please see that thread for the complete history of this one, thank you, and God Bless Barnum & Baily! :p
New Ziedrich
05-09-2008, 02:35
Okay, in GBS there's a 50-page thread about Super Hornio Brothers and another thread about dollfuckers. How the hell will we ever match goons with an innocent discussion of clown power?
Don't forget the cakefarts thread. Also I think that posting threads about crapping one's pants is bannable there, since "crapped m'self" threads were so prevalent.
Then there's FYAD...
Luna Amore
05-09-2008, 02:36
Am I the only one who read that as Gamefags?No, I did too and was very confused until I reread the title.
How the hell did I write "clown power" instead of "clown porn"?