NationStates Jolt Archive

This is not a social experiment.

What in the?...

Would this go in Spam?

What in the?...

Would this go in Spam?

Definitely. Spamalicious.

Definitely. Spamalicious.
Yumm.:wink:
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The famous Spam Haikus by Michael Lubic

Blue can of steel
what promise do you hold?
salt flesh so ripe

Can of metal, slick
soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt


Twist, pull the sharp lid
Jerks and cuts me deeply but
Spam, aaah, my poultice.


silent, former pig
one communal awareness
myriad pink bricks


you wait to feed me
stoic vigil on the shelf
ah my vibrant pink


jelly for mortar
seven hundred tins and more
i build a Spam house


my friend pork shoulder
I return to you. this time
i've brought mayonnaise


above all others
porcine treat without equal
there is but one Spam


clad in metal, proud
no mere salt-curing for you
you are not bacon


and who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck


Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone


Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate


Oh Argentina!
Your little tin of meat soars
Above the pampas


The color of Spam
is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise


Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan


Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?


In the cool morning
I fry up a slab of Spam
A dog barks next door


Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?


Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice


Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork please


Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty


Highly unnatural
The tortured shape of this "food"
A small pink coffin


Slicing your sweet self
Salivating in suspense
Sizzle, sizzle..Spam


Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

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Controversial Forum Title Inciting Heated Political and Religious Debate
Post emphasising controversial stance between Religion and Politics.

Post emphasising controversial stance between Religion and Politics.

Obvious blatant trolling making fun of the previous controversial stance.

Obvious blatant trolling making fun of the previous controversial stance.

Generic warning about blatant trolling and provides instructions for actions about providing Trolls with substanance.

Generic warning about blatant trolling and provides instructions for actions about providing Trolls with substanance.

Strawman attack. Continues trolling, includes some personal insults and a comparison of Junni with the fictitious daughter of Hitler.

Generic warning about blatant trolling and provides instructions for actions about providing Trolls with substanance.
Assertion of success of original trolling.

Social non-experiment declared successful. Non-data and non-conclusions will not follow.

Strawman attack. Continues trolling, includes some personal insults and a comparison of Junni with the fictitious daughter of Hitler.

LOL at comparison. bows to superior trolling abilities with appropriate smilie :hail:

reemphasising controversial stance between Religion and Politics.

Social non-experiment declared successful. Non-data and non-conclusions will not follow.

Does not wait with non-baited breath for non-data and non-conclusions.

LOL at comparison. bows to superior trolling abilities with appropriate smilie :hail:

reemphasising controversial stance between Religion and Politics.

Agrees with JuNii, briefly...and then attempts to hijack thread into a completely different subject.

Pithy reply to outrageous and uninformed liberals spouting Obama's dogma.

Pithy reply to outrageous and uninformed liberals spouting Obama's dogma.

Points out McSame wife is a Borg. Provides irrefutable scientific evidence.

Blames Conservatives for something

Blames Conservatives for something

Blames Liberals for everything!

hijacks thread with a flame bait about libertarians

Strawman attack. Continues trolling, includes some personal insults and a comparison of Junni with the fictitious daughter of Hitler.
Obligatory retort and note that the thread has been Godwinned and is now finished

hijacks thread with a flame bait about libertarians

Openly discusses Ashmoria's Genetic, mental, emotional, and physical shortcomings in great detail, as well as those of Conservatives and liberals.

hijacks thread with a flame bait about libertarians

Blames both parties for the miserable shape both country is in, and argues that only Libertarians can save it.

accuses CM of sexism and hints that he has an unnatural attraction to farm animals

Blames both parties for the miserable shape both country is in, and argues that only Libertarians can save it.
Posts Why So serious? lolcat
accuses CM of sexism and hints that he has an unnatural attraction to farm animals
Accuses Ashmoria of being a n00b and claims that it was a one-time thing. Also hints at Ashmoria's possible 'operation':p

Something snarky about the Muslims.

Posts Why So serious? lolcat


Accuse CM of being a grinning, drooling moron who has no testicles.

Accuse CM of being a grinning, drooling moron who has no testicles.
Accuses Wilgrove of having SEVERAL sex-change operations and having silicone testicals, as well as being a 80-year old virgin in his mothers basement AND a 13-year old noob at the same time.

Obligatory retort and note that the thread has been Godwinned and is now finished

Obligatory retort questioning the validity of Godwinning a thread. More personal insults including Wowmaui family members and camels.

Posts Why So serious? lolcat

Accuses Ashmoria of being a n00b and claims that it was a one-time thing. Also hints at Ashmoria's possible 'operation':p
outraged post full of flames and strawmen

outraged post full of flames and strawmen

Accuses Ashmoria of being a-

okay, I'm stopping this. NOW! I ain't gonna get in no troubles from teh all powerful mods. Well, not any more then I'm already in.:D

outraged post full of flames and strawmen

Bans Ashmoria for flaming... even though not a moderator.

Accuses Ashmoria of being a-

okay, I'm stopping this. NOW! I ain't gonna get in no troubles from teh all powerful mods. Well, not any more then I'm already in.:D

Bans CM for being a pansy

Sneering response to a single sentence from another forum member's post in this thread, happily ignoring the message of said post.

Accuses Ashmoria of being a-

okay, I'm stopping this. NOW! I ain't gonna get in no troubles from teh all powerful mods. Well, not any more then I'm already in.:D
comes back wth a puppet and flames the fake moderator

damn, now i wish i had a puppet.

Accuses Wilgrove of having SEVERAL sex-change operations and having silicone testicals, as well as being a 80-year old virgin in his mothers basement AND a 13-year old noob at the same time.

Accuses CM of not only being his boyfriend's bitch, but also accuses him of being the "bicycle" that the family rides, both male and female.

comes back wth a puppet and flames the fake moderator

damn, now i wish i had a puppet.

Brings a moderator puppet and bans Ashmoria puppet

Brings a moderator puppet and bans Ashmoria puppet
curses! foiled again!

Thinks the ladies doth protest too much.

Witty non-sequitur comment referencing LG, mud, tacos and terrorist clowns.

Considers closing thread on grounds of content-free nature.

Looks for Spam forum to transfer to so fun can continue ... Oh, damn.

Decides to leave open on grounds of encouraging that feeling of community that adds to the success of online forums and thus racks up Jolt's profitability.

Hopes fellow mods believe this explanation.

Considers closing thread on grounds of content-free nature.

Decides to leave open on grounds of encouraging that feeling of community that adds to the success of online forums and thus racks up Jolt's profitability.

Hopes fellow mods believe this explanation.

Others mod do not, Kat. closes thread.