NationStates Jolt Archive

The Mud Bowl Championships are this weekend (Sept 5th, 6th and 7th)again in North Conway, New Hampshire and once again, my team will be competing. The theme this year is Mudmerican Bandstand. As I will be exploring my muddy roots, expect some(my hotel has wireless broadband) but not much interaction from me this weekend. :)

As long as there are pictures afterward, I think I will be able to bear your absence.

Have a Mudlicious time.

I hope this is your anthem...

Muddy Waters - Got my mojo workin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91Qj870HHk&feature=related)

Everyone needs an anthem.

Have a Mudlicious time.

Mudlicious? You should have gone with Mudtacular.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Mudlicious? You should have gone with Mudtacular.

Mudtastic. Mudderific. Mudderful. :)

Hmm, how odd. A consignment for some 3 tons of itching powder. I do wonder what will happen if it is mixed in with the mud...

Hmm, how odd. A consignment for some 3 tons of itching powder. I do wonder what will happen if it is mixed in with the mud...

*Dons mischief expert hat* It won't work. There'd be no itching while muddy and it'll wash off with the mud. Consider ink instead. *nod*


Edit: By the way, I fully encourage you to explore your mischievous side. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. ;)

(sung to the tune of some hip hop song)

LG is rollin'!

He's wet and duuurty!

Gonna make ya whites all brown and purty!


When he flings pies, somebody dies, a momma cries, I tell no lies
But when he's scorned, tha mud's airborne, yo woman forlorn, in grief she's torn


HE'S A MOTHA FUCKIN' GANGSTA CLOWN! GANSTA CLOWN! YA GOIN' DOWN!

GANGSTA CLOWN GANGSTA CLOWN...

(tin horn solo)

GANGSTA CLOWN GANGSTA CLOWN!

I hope this is your anthem...

Muddy Waters - Got my mojo workin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91Qj870HHk&feature=related)

Everyone needs an anthem.

You think so?

(sung to the tune of some hip hop song)

LG is rollin'!

He's wet and duuurty!

Gonna make ya whites all brown and purty!


When he flings pies, somebody dies, a momma cries, I tell no lies
But when he's scorned, tha mud's airborne, yo woman forlorn, in grief she's torn


HE'S A MOTHA FUCKIN' GANGSTA CLOWN! GANSTA CLOWN! YA GOIN' DOWN!

GANGSTA CLOWN GANGSTA CLOWN...

(tin horn solo)

GANGSTA CLOWN GANGSTA CLOWN!

Wish Granted! :D

You think so?



Wish Granted! :D

Fuckin' Hammurab's like that kid in class that waits until everyone's put forward their piece-of-paper proposal and then unveils his digitally-enhanced, 3D, megatron presentation in Omnivision with a chorus of dancing girls and a magician as an intro.

Not that I"m bitter.

*Dons mischief expert hat* It won't work. There'd be no itching while muddy and it'll wash off with the mud. Consider ink instead. *nod*

There's a construction site nearby, and a lot of spare cement to go. They haven't put in the foundations yet.

Fuckin' Hammurab's like that kid in class that waits until everyone's put forward their piece-of-paper proposal and then unveils his digitally-enhanced, 3D, megatron presentation in Omnivision with a chorus of dancing girls and a magician as an intro.

Not that I"m bitter.

Actually, I'm closer to the kid with a bicycle helmet and no bicycle, with his mittens pinned to his jacket with a note for the bus driver that I might shit out the batteries to the remote control and could somebody please save them in a little baggy or something.

There's a construction site nearby, and a lot of spare cement to go. They haven't put in the foundations yet.

Excellent! You'll need to adjust the formulation for best consistency and drying time. Too fast and you might not catch us all. Too slow and we might get away.

Actually, I'm closer to the kid with a bicycle helmet and no bicycle, with his mittens pinned to his jacket with a note for the bus driver that I might shit out the batteries to the remote control and could somebody please save them in a little baggy or something.

:eek: Dad?!?

:eek: Dad?!?

Its so hard to be friends with you when not only have you not apologized for doing my wife, you're still doing my wife.

Ass.

Its so hard to be friends with you when not only have you not apologized for doing my wife, you're still doing my wife.

Ass.

Not right now I'm not. She's asleep. *nod*

Excellent! You'll need to adjust the formulation for best consistency and drying time. Too fast and you might not catch us all. Too slow and we might get away.

Oh, I don't think I have to worry about catching you all...

Oh, I don't think I have to worry about catching you all...

Well, you'll only catch the first few into the mud. What makes you think I'll be among the first few?

*tries to keep a straight face*

Well, you'll only catch the first few into the mud. What makes you think I'll be among the first few?

*tries to keep a straight face*

*Laughs derisively*

Life's short. Play Mud Bowl naked.

Life's short. Play Mud Bowl naked.

Tempting. Very tempting. There will be kids there and stuff. Barack Obama was at the last one. He waved. Had he jumped in the mud, my vote for him would have been a lock. But he didn't. :(

I'd play naked if I honestly thought I'd be allowed to finish...or be invited back. Or avoid jail.

I wonder of Obama will be there again this year. Think it'll be worth getting beaten senseless by secret service agents and put on lists of subversives(like I'm not already on em) in order to tackle him into the mud?

Dirty mudbloods trying to steal my pure blooded womens.

Dirty mudbloods trying to steal my pure blooded womens.

'Trying'? Hehehe. They're long gone. :)

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. ;)

EEEEVIL cookies!:D

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4383/cookiesji0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*Dons mischief expert hat* It won't work. There'd be no itching while muddy and it'll wash off with the mud. Consider ink instead. *nod*


Edit: By the way, I fully encourage you to explore your mischievous side. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. ;)What kind of cookies?

'Trying'? Hehehe. They're long gone. :)Filthy mudblood!!!?!?!?!!?!?

Mudava Mudevera!

What do you think of this LG?


RIFF RAFF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXu067MTqI)

'Trying'? Hehehe. They're long gone. :)

One particular pure blood might have something to say about that. In the vein of 200,000 volts too.

What kind of cookies?

I already answered that.

EEEEVIL cookies!:D

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4383/cookiesji0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

One particular pure blood might have something to say about that. In the vein of 200,000 volts too.

:eek: :(

Filthy mudblood!!!?!?!?!!?!?

Mudava Mudevera!

*is covered in mud* Yay!

Well, looks like Mud Bowl Championships is over for me this year. I broke my wrist in the fifth play of the first game. :(

Well, looks like Mud Bowl Championships is over for me this year. I broke my wrist in the fifth play of the first game. :(

Away from the wife are we?

Sorry to hear given you look forward to this, I think they're great games and hope to attend them one day, they're on my list of 50 things to see before I die.

Away from the wife are we?

Sorry to hear given you look forward to this, I think they're great games and hope to attend them one day, they're on my list of 50 things to see before I die.

Yep. She's in Pennsylvania with the kids visiting family. I'm in my hotel room contemplating a month or so of broken wristiness and a weekend of watching others play in mud. :(

Yep. She's in Pennsylvania with the kids visiting family. I'm in my hotel room contemplating a month or so of broken wristiness and a weekend of watching others play in mud. :(

Apparently using the other hand *feels* different.

Apparently using the other hand *feels* different.

:eek:

:tongue:

:D

Tempting. Very tempting. There will be kids there and stuff.

Consider skin-tight lycra. When covered in mud, it's both legal and horrifying. Top notch piece of kit.

Consider skin-tight lycra. When covered in mud, it's both legal and horrifying. Top notch piece of kit.

Yep, I have experienced the disappearing lycra trick firsthand.

The lycra tactic sounds like one of the more infamous types of psychological warfare in this specific sport.

Well, looks like Mud Bowl Championships is over for me this year. I broke my wrist in the fifth play of the first game. :(No an NS without the pie armed hand of LG!!!:eek2:

We have the tech, we have the pies, and I am bored.

*Builds cybernetic pie throwing arm for LG.*

Here you go and may your wrath make the world now that LG is forever!:p

No an NS without the pie armed hand of LG!!!:eek2:

We have the tech, we have the pies, and I am bored.

*Builds cybernetic pie throwing arm for LG.*

Here you go and may your wrath make the world now that LG is forever!:p

They can rebuild me. They have the technology! :)

Taxidermy is that awesome, yes.

But then LG will turn into a furry.

But then LG will turn into a furry.

I wouldn't mind being an anthropomorphic skunk named 'Spritz'. :)

Spritz is a good name for a German porn actor.

Spritz is a good name for a German porn actor.
*takes notes*

As for the mud...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/muddy-girl-500x349.jpg

Yay mud!

What do you think of this LG?


RIFF RAFF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXu067MTqI)

Aww LG found me unworthy .. how sad. I mean how many ppl does he regularly ignore.

They can rebuild me. They have the technology! :)

Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Muddier.

Aww LG found me unworthy .. how sad. I mean how many ppl does he regularly ignore.

I'm sorry, were you speaking? :confused: