NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm on my way to bomb an abortion clinic in a mid-Atlantic state and I've asked Jorje to drive slow so that I am able to count all of the McCain election signs along the way (34 so far) and what I'm noticing is an alarming amount of Democratic propaganda grafitti.

Sign #1: "Where's Mini-Me?"

An obvious ploy calling for that little fellow to harm our next president, John McCain.

Sign #2: "Thou shall not steal for I am watching - M"

I'm not sure what this means, but I feel offended, as a Repblican.

Sign #3: ".. the GOP" written on a stop sign.

Offensive, rude, mean, how dare they deface a sign like that. Do you really want a political party like that running our Great Country? First they raise our taxes, then they harm us with a violent hurricane, and now they deface property with hurtful words.

We must prevent them from taking over the White House.

We must prevent them from taking over the White House.
Both of them.

Vote Barr, or take down the gov't if it fails.


I'm on my way to bomb an abortion clinic in a mid-Atlantic state
OK, you're doing your part already, although it is only good as a diversion.

I'm on my way to bomb an abortion clinic in a mid-Atlantic state ....

Best opening sentence evar. :)

Fox News Network should give Ann Coulters Ideology his own show! By the way, some people claim that bombing abortion clinics is an act of terrorism. Is this also true in the United States?

Errm...

now that i think about it....

last good friday i saw a sign that said "caution pilgrimage ahead". its obviously pandering to obama's god complex.

we must stop them!

The only thing that should be written on stop signs is 'Hammertime'

My brain on drugs! How are you? :p

The only thing that should be written on stop signs is 'Hammertime'
The 90's are over, Ifreann, don't you think it's time to let go?

OK, you're doing your part already, although it is only good as a diversion.

Oh, another fake libertarian. "Im a libertarian and I believe in total personal freedom without government intervention! But I support people blowing up abortion clinics because theyre baby killers!!!"


:rolleyes:

Oh, another fake libertarian. "Im a libertarian and I believe in total personal freedom without government intervention! But I support people blowing up abortion clinics because theyre baby killers!!!"
Actually, I support even post-birth abortion in case of birth defects. But that's beside the point.



It was a joke about him doing his part - and, as I've said, it only helps as a diversion. Not that it hasn't been a joke on his side in the first place.

Oh, another fake libertarian. "Im a libertarian and I believe in total personal freedom without government intervention! But I support people blowing up abortion clinics because theyre baby killers!!!"


:rolleyes:

You're doing it wrong.

He believes in total personal freedom without government intervention, including the freedom to blow up people you don't like.

That right is in the constitution. *nods*

The 90's are over, Ifreann, don't you think it's time to let go?

Never!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9RKI7cNnQ

You're doing it wrong.
He believes in total personal freedom without government intervention, including the freedom to blow up people you don't like.
But not if their Kung-Fu is better than yours.

But not if their Kung-Fu is better than yours.

Bah, their kung-fu may be better than mine but never forget that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

The quality of one's personality is best defined by their physical appearance, right?

Never!
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9RKI7cNnQ

I would agree but sad(gasm)ly the '90s are over. That said the '90s maybe dead but they still kick this new millennium's ass... Worst millennium ever!

Why so negative? It's simply impossible to say that this is the worst millennium ever, the era has been going on for less than a decade. We'll talk again in the year 3000, ok?

The only thing that should be written on stop signs is 'Hammertime'

Or "Collaborate and Listen".

The 90s are only dead if we let them die in our hearts.

Or "Collaborate and Listen".

The 90s are only dead if we let them die in our hearts.

So they're dead.

Both of them.

Vote Barr, or take down the gov't if it fails.


In other words, you wish to impose your own political beliefs upon other people against their will through force. Real libertarian of ya.

In other words, you wish to impose your own political beliefs upon other people against their will through force. Real American of ya.

Fixed ;).

It woudn't be the first time.

Meh, Signs was a bad movie anyhow.

Fartsniffage's motto: I Can Fix That

Meh, Signs was a bad movie anyhow.

Yep, absolutely terrible. WTF kind of weakness is water?

Yep, absolutely terrible. WTF kind of weakness is water?

One that you can't get melange without.

Yep, absolutely terrible. WTF kind of weakness is water?

You forgot about the fact they flew across the galaxy and cant even open a door. WTF?

I'm on my way to bomb an abortion clinic in a mid-Atlantic state...

They have states in the middle of the Atlantic? I knew those 'Muricans were tricky....

You forgot about the fact they flew across the galaxy and cant even open a door. WTF?

I like how people in a desert were the first to figure out the aliens' weakness.

You forgot about the fact they flew across the galaxy and cant even open a door. WTF?
That simply means that, as a race, the aliens became so enthralled with motion sensor technology that they replaced all their normal doors with automated ones. It is the fault of stupid humans and their insistence on having knobs everywhere.

lol wut?

We must prevent them from taking over the White House.

But, what if they do this?

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg

But, what if they do this?

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/ann_coulter02.jpg

This is what happens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ythpzsu18

Photoshopping results in melting faces? That's rather horrifying!

Fox News Network should give Ann Coulters Ideology his own show! By the way, some people claim that bombing abortion clinics is an act of terrorism. Is this also true in the United States?

depends on which state, i guess. :wink: