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Thinks my g/f is cheating on me

Zombie PotatoHeads
01-09-2008, 15:39
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my g/f has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My g/f has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? Maybe she was in an S-class Mercedes, after some guy just got his tops and fingers.

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I've never approached the subject with my g/f because I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth. But it was killing me inside so last night she went out again and I decided I really needed to know.

I parked my motorcycle next to the garage and hid behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take my bike back to the dealer?

(yeah it's spam, but so what? At least it's more interesting than all those damn election threads!)
Peepelonia
01-09-2008, 15:42
Bwahahahahah!

If you have the knowhow fix it yourself.
Rambhutan
01-09-2008, 15:47
I think you motorcycle might have been letting someone else ride it.
Barringtonia
01-09-2008, 15:52
You have to wonder in these situations, is your bike breaking up on you or is it due to your lack of attention.
Skaladora
01-09-2008, 15:56
Whether she cheats on you or not, seems to me like there is a serious trust issue between you two. Something ought to be done about this, because continuing with the status quo doesn't sound too healthy for either of you.
The Infinite Dunes
01-09-2008, 15:57
I'm confused. So you're bike is cheating on you with a Merc and your g/f is leaking fluids from her innards?
The Soviet System
01-09-2008, 15:59
HAHA thats funny Dunes
Barringtonia
01-09-2008, 16:00
I'm confused. So you're bike is cheating on you with a Merc and your g/f is leaking fluids from her innards?

I harley think so.

Yes, I went there.
The Infinite Dunes
01-09-2008, 16:04
No need to be sarcastic. I was actually confused by what the subject of the topic was.

I harley think so.

Yes, I went there.You're almost as bad as my flat mate. His specialty is fish puns. One day it was so bad that I told him 'I hake this plaice!' in retaliation.
Barringtonia
01-09-2008, 16:07
You're almost as bad as my flat mate. His specialty is fish puns. One day it was so bad that I told him 'I hake this plaice!' in retaliation.

You sure were honda his sense of humour.