NationStates Jolt Archive


Would you get married in a men's restroom?

Celtlund II
30-08-2008, 17:58
So, this men's room in a Nashville hotel has been rated the best in the country. The article also contains the following quote, "Hotel management has photos of weddings conducted there."

I don't care how good it is, I would never get married in a men's toilet. Would you?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-08-27-bathroom_N.htm?csp=34
Belschaft
30-08-2008, 18:01
How drunk am I at that point?
JuNii
30-08-2008, 18:05
So, this men's room in a Nashville hotel has been rated the best in the country. The article also contains the following quote, "Hotel management has photos of weddings conducted there."

I don't care how good it is, I would never get married in a men's toilet. Would you?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-08-27-bathroom_N.htm?csp=34

Awwww... That must've been where she gave him his first blowjob...
Dumb Ideologies
30-08-2008, 18:08
Why not? If I was considering this, I'd already be in Nashville, so its not like there's anything that I could do to make the situation worse than it is:p
Free Soviets
30-08-2008, 18:10
i thought larry craig was against that sort of thing
Celtlund II
30-08-2008, 18:14
i thought larry craig was against that sort of thing

I don't know about that.
Another quote, "And who knows what political intrigue has played out in the comfort stop across the street from Tennessee's legislative offices."
Dumb Ideologies
30-08-2008, 18:16
I would never settle for such a bog-standard wedding.
Vault 10
30-08-2008, 18:21
Awwww... That must've been where she gave him his first blowjob...
Why "she"?
JuNii
30-08-2008, 18:38
Why "she"?

Assumption... does Nashville allow Same Sex Marriages?
Forsakia
30-08-2008, 19:18
It depends, am I a US senator?
Hurdegaryp
30-08-2008, 19:27
The news article unfortunately had no pics of this outstanding men's restroom, so it's actually not possible to say with 100% certainty that I wouldn't want to marry in that specific restroom.

Not that I was planning on having a wedding soon, but that's not the point.
Celtlund II
30-08-2008, 20:37
The news article unfortunately had no pics of this outstanding men's restroom, so it's actually not possible to say with 100% certainty that I wouldn't want to marry in that specific restroom.

Not that I was planning on having a wedding soon, but that's not the point.

Ok so your google finger is broken do I did it for you. Only one picture though.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3149/2464838076_77e3821afc.jpg?v=0
JuNii
30-08-2008, 20:44
Ok so your google finger is broken do I did it for you. Only one picture though.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3149/2464838076_77e3821afc.jpg?v=0

mine was only sprained... so thanks.

err... is that a guy and two women in that restroom?

are all three standing infront of urinals?

Am I putting too much thought into that pic?
Celtlund II
30-08-2008, 20:51
mine was only sprained... so thanks.

err... is that a guy and two women in that restroom?

are all three standing infront of urinals?

Am I putting too much thought into that pic?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Snafturi
30-08-2008, 20:59
It's definately one of the stranger places to tie the knot.
JuNii
30-08-2008, 21:02
It's definately one of the stranger places to tie the knot.

... this sounds like a seque to another thread

"Where would you consider the strangest place to get married?"
Hurdegaryp
30-08-2008, 21:02
I like the black and the green. I wouldn't use it as a place to get married, but I would consider organizing an industrial & EBM dance party in that luxury toilet.
Ohshucksiforgotourname
30-08-2008, 22:36
So, this men's room in a Nashville hotel has been rated the best in the country. The article also contains the following quote, "Hotel management has photos of weddings conducted there."

I don't care how good it is, I would never get married in a men's toilet. Would you?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-08-27-bathroom_N.htm?csp=34

Getting married in a men's RESTROOM? Yuck. Nashville is now officialy "t3h 3biL 5uxx0rz" as far as I'm concerned.
Vault 10
31-08-2008, 00:28
Assumption... does Nashville allow Same Sex Marriages?
http://erlc.com/article/nashville-declaration-on-same-sex-marriage

Kinda explains why you'd do it in a public toilet.

[ By the way, I'm tired of the "menrooms", "restrooms", "washrooms", etc. ]
Lunatic Goofballs
31-08-2008, 00:31
Seems appropriate for some marriages. ;)
Amor Pulchritudo
31-08-2008, 00:36
How trashy.
JuNii
31-08-2008, 00:37
http://erlc.com/article/nashville-declaration-on-same-sex-marriage

Kinda explains why you'd do it in a public toilet.

[ By the way, I'm tired of the "menrooms", "restrooms", "washrooms", etc. ]

ah, then it was a "she"... now we can only imagine (please) if she was giving :eek2: or receiving... :tongue:

and Toilet makes me think of the porcilin item itself... so dancing in the toilet conjures up an image of someone soaking their ankles while desperately trying to keep from falling out.
Vault 10
31-08-2008, 00:43
mine was only sprained... so thanks.
err... is that a guy and two women in that restroom?
are all three standing infront of urinals?

It's pretty fashionable for a modern woman to have a penis.


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BTW, the toilet room doesn't look pretty at all.
JuNii
31-08-2008, 00:46
It's pretty fashionable for a modern woman to have a penis.

LOL!

Thanks for the image of a woman standing in the dressing room of the local Saks or Macys saying to the clerk...
"hmmm... got anything... bigger... and more of a darker tone?"
Hachihyaku
31-08-2008, 18:34
Well only if I wasn't allowed to get married anywhere else.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
31-08-2008, 21:06
I would never settle for such a bog-standard wedding.

You're right, it's sheer loo-nacy
Dumb Ideologies
31-08-2008, 21:58
You're right, it's sheer loo-nacy

I can't think of anything crapper. The whole idea is just potty. I mean, even if you're not flush, thats a really shit place to get married. Any man who books that as a venue for the big day is quite frankly an arsehole. The authorities should come down upon such people like a ton of bricks.
Soheran
31-08-2008, 22:00
Sure. Probably be a lot cheaper than a lot of alternatives. I'd be worried about space, though.

(Not that I support weddings.)
Lerkistan
31-08-2008, 22:57
It's definately one of the stranger places to tie the knot.

But to unzip the fly, it it is not. Assuming there usually are no photographers in there.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
31-08-2008, 23:08
I can't think of anything crapper. The whole idea is just potty. I mean, even if you're not flush, thats a really shit place to get married. Any man who books that as a venue for the big day is quite frankly an arsehole. The authorities should come down upon such people like a ton of bricks.

You seem privy to a lot of euphemisms, are you a closet linguist? You should get of your throne and see a man about a dog.
Katganistan
31-08-2008, 23:55
You're right, it's sheer loo-nacy
Lets not get bogged down in a roll-call of puns, shall we?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-09-2008, 00:34
It's definately one of the stranger places to tie the knot.
Depends on whether or not you're wearing sweats, doesn't it?
Oh, you mean . . . ah, I see.
SaintB
01-09-2008, 01:06
I read the title as "Would you eat a married man's restroom" and had prepared a comparativly rediculous response but now.. uhm... no?
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-09-2008, 01:05
Assuming I would ever be drunk enough to get married again, no.
Holiness and stuff
02-09-2008, 01:32
I wonder if Japanese people get married in that solid gold bathroom...