NationStates Jolt Archive

Should man have a right to bear arms?

doesn't the bear have any rights?

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

I can. :)

I have no need for bear arms, what with my awesome strength and all.

Of course, if I couldn't wear short sleeves in Japan's summers, I'd quickly die of a heat stroke...

Oh, BEAR arms, not BARE arms. Sorry, my bad. :p

Personal opinion is yes, but with limits.

doesn't the bear have any rights?

Not after business hours (EST).

Should man have a right to bear arms?

yes. and not just men, but women also.

I can. :)

Are you.. Chuck Norris?

yes. and not just men, but women also.

silly person, everyone knows wimminz aren't allowed to have rights.

Man has rights to bare wiminz.

No, bear arms shouldn't be a right, they should be mandatory. Think of how cool it would be if everyone had their puny, human arms removed and replaced with a huge pair of claws. Very cool, that's how cool.
It'd be like the Island of Doctor Moreau, only completely the opposite.

silly person, everyone knows wimminz aren't allowed to have rights.

well, that's wimminz. I said Women. Wimminz are an entirely different creature... altogether.

No, bear arms shouldn't be a right, they should be mandatory. Think of how cool it would be if everyone had their puny, human arms removed and replaced with a huge pair of claws. Very cool, that's how cool.
It'd be like the Island of Doctor Moreau, only completely the opposite.


of course, I just got the image of thousands of bears being released with human arms attached... :p

Should man have a right to bear arms?

Yes, but only if he kills the bear himself. With a bow and arrow.

What kind of arms are bear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_slang)) again?

Flashbacks of Bears with Arms coming back.

I've just realised, your poll, it doesn't make sense, how can you agree with a question!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

I've just realised, your poll, it doesn't make sense, how can you agree with a question!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

you either agree it is a question or you disagree that it shouldn't be a question.

I guess...

I never trusted that mongoloid bastard.

. . .who is . . .: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII???
also I dibs polar bear arms

Aggro every bears?

Should man have a right to bear arms?

I believe that our time would be better spent questioning whether or not we should have the right to arm bears. *nods*

. . .who is . . .: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII???
also I dibs polar bear arms
Me AKA the Terrorist AKA the person who wants to tear off your arms and replace them with the forelimbs of a bear.

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Me AKA the Terrorist AKA the person who wants to tear off your arms and replace them with the forelimbs of a bear.

o that is unfortunate

o that is unfortunate
It is nothing personal about you, just a general desire for the improvement of all mankind.

It is nothing personal about you, just a general desire for the improvement of all mankind.

Hitler.

Hitler.

Does it count if you Godwin your own thread?

CAN you Godwin a thread about arming bears...

>.>
<.<

It is nothing personal about you, just a general desire for the improvement of all mankind.

O i completely understand and its not that thats unfortunate its just . . .I kinda wanted ape arms instead . . .ya know you get to keep the opposable thumb, but at the same time can punch a whole through your wall with ease.

Are you.. Chuck Norris?

That would be a demotion.

That would be a demotion.
And gingerisation...

And gingerisation...

So, double demotion?

LG is superior to Chuck Norris. See my sig for details.

So maybe it's not possible to hug your children with nuclear arms, but you can still flash them a plutonium smile.

Yes, but only if he kills the bear himself. With his hands.

fix'd for epic truth [stupid minimum length post..]

Should man have a right to bear arms?

Does a bear shit on the pope?

bears have arms :confused:

Does a bear shit on the pope?

does it matter if its a young girl in bearskin?

Can I have bear arms and frog legs? Because then I could be a really funny-looking superhero.

does it matter if its a young girl in bearskin?

Do you see any police?

Can I have bear arms and frog legs? Because then I could be a really funny-looking superhero.
Considering that a frogs leg is roughly the size of a chicken leg, yes, you would look very funny indeed.

Considering that a frogs leg is roughly the size of a chicken leg, yes, you would look very funny indeed.

I was thinking that the legs would be normal-frog-leg-sized, but have strength in proportion to the rest of my body, so I would be apparently legless from a distance but be able to leap great distances. This would confuse my enemies into submission.

Wouldn't you just leap as far as a frog would? I mean, being proportional to size and all.

You're a strange young man, Trans Fatty Acids.

I was thinking that the legs would be normal-frog-leg-sized, but have strength in proportion to the rest of my body, so I would be apparently legless from a distance but be able to leap great distances. This would confuse my enemies into submission.
What's the point of having bear arms if you're going to confuse people into submission? I think a pork sandwich and a desk chair would be more effective for that purpose.

You're a strange young man, Trans Fatty Acids.

My OB/GYN thinks so as well.:p

For some reason I assumed that a member of the fairer sex wouldn't use a nickname with "fatty" in it, but you have proven me wrong. Happens all the time.

No, seriously, wouldn't proportional legs just jump as far as a frog? I guess it depends what kind of frog...

No, seriously, wouldn't proportional legs just jump as far as a frog? I guess it depends what kind of frog...

I was conceiving of legs that would be frog-sized but have the jumping power of a human-sized giant mutant frog, hence, proportional to the rest of my body.

I was conceiving of legs that would be frog-sized but have the jumping power of a human-sized giant mutant frog, hence, proportional to the rest of my body.

But what would be the jumping power of a human-sized mutant frog? I mean, with the increased body weight...

But what would be the jumping power of a human-sized mutant frog? I mean, with the increased body weight...

Based on the properties of physics displayed in Roadrunner cartoons and Godzilla movies, the jumping power increases linearly with body size.

But enough about me; what would you do with your bear arms, limited as you are by mere Newtonian physics?:wink:

Do you see any police?

:confused: I thought you were supposed to be the lookout?!

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/010507/nuclear-arms.gif

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/010507/nuclear-arms.gif

yes you can.

"Hey Rocky... watch me make this village dissappear!"

:confused: I thought you were supposed to be the lookout?!

Were you bribing me to do so?

*snip*

I bet you could if you had nuclear powered bionic arms. In fact, you could probably do them better, faster, stronger. We have the technology.

Let's see how many people don't get the reference and rant and rave about how we don't, in fact, have the technology.

Based on the properties of physics displayed in Roadrunner cartoons and Godzilla movies, the jumping power increases linearly with body size.

But enough about me; what would you do with your bear arms, limited as you are by mere Newtonian physics?:wink:

Bear hugs.

Should man have a right to bear arms?

If we rephrase this as "should American hicks be allowed guns?" the answer is "no".

I want nuclear bear arms. It's my right. Even in this socialist country.

If we rephrase this as "should American hicks be allowed guns?" the answer is "no".

What about Americans who aren't hicks?

Deleting the Spam forum has been a mistake.

Are you trying to say that General isn't the Spam forum of NationStates?

Deleting the Spam forum has been a mistake.

Wasn't that obvious?

Wasn't that obvious?
It is, but this is one of the threads with 0 on-topic posts.

It is, but this is one of the threads with 0 on-topic posts.

There's a topic?

yes. and not just men, but women also.

Yes, there's a topic. And I'm afraid Vault 10 is a liar, because some posts actually are on-topic. See above quote, if you don't believe me. I don't know why Vault 10 wants us to believe otherwise, he probably has a hidden agenda.

What about Americans who aren't hicks?

Still no.

It is, but this is one of the threads with 0 on-topic posts.

Why do you sound surprised?

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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know wheeeeeeen...

There's a topic?
Yeah, I hoped to find people discussing child mole stations in Nagasaki, or something amusing liek that.

I thought we were trying to decide whether or not we should nuke HN Flibbites.

I thought we were trying to decide whether or not we should nuke HN Flibbites.

Wouldn't the answer always be 'Yes!' ?

Wouldn't the answer always be 'Yes!' ?

but... but he doesn't fit in the microwave!!! :p

Wouldn't the answer always be 'Yes!' ?

Well, we need to have a pro forma discussion at least.

Still no.

Thankfully, you have no say in American laws. :D

Still no.

So no Americans should be able to have guns.

I love the internet. It is my #1 source of laughter.

So no Americans should be able to have guns. *snip*

Sounds good to me.

What about the right to bare bear arms? Or would you just accuse me of having a stutter :(

I thought we were trying to decide whether or not we should nuke HN Flibbites.

There's nothing quite as fun in the universe as planet-wide unrestricted nuclear, biological and chemical warfare.

but... but he doesn't fit in the microwave!!! :p
Don't you own an axe?

Well, we need to have a pro forma discussion at least.
Wouldn't that just be a waste of time?

There's nothing quite as fun in the universe as planet-wide unrestricted nuclear, biological and chemical warfare.
Have you never been to EuroDisney?

I thought we were trying to decide whether or not we should nuke HN Flibbites.
Oh yes, please, I could really use some superpowers.

Have you never been to EuroDisney?
What, they make war, not peace there now?



Besides, it's in the Commie Country.

Oh yes, please, I could really use some superpowers.
Will it affect you directly?

What, they make war, not peace there now?
So that's a no?


Besides, it's in the Commie Country.
Aren't communists known for being happy and gay?

So that's a no?
Well, I've been in Europe on a bike trials race, hope that counts. European dirt is better than other dirt, or at least poncier. Plus I've visited Breakpoint twice, though being there more on premeditated occasion than on intent.


Aren't communists known for being happy and gay?
Yes, but once you're born in a communist country, your life purpose has been achieved and you have nothing to aspire to, so you can just slowly await the end.

Well, I've been in Europe on a bike trials race, hope that counts. European dirt is better than other dirt, or at least poncier. Plus I've visited Breakpoint twice, though being there more on premeditated occasion than on intent.
But you wouldn't know that EuroDisney is more fun than a barrel full of monkeys or, for that matter, global thermonuclear annihilation?


Yes, but once you're born in a communist country, your life purpose has been achieved and you have nothing to aspire to, so you can just slowly await the end.
Is that what Fidel Castro is doing?

Sounds good to me.

I believe your avatar might sum this one up.

I believe your avatar might sum this one up.

So you believe that a principled opposition to gun ownership in the US equals "not thinking"?

Will it affect you directly?


So that's a no?


Aren't communists known for being happy and gay?

So, are you saying most communists are gay?:eek:

So, are you saying most communists are gay?:eek:

Aren't everybody?? :eek2:

Will it affect you directly?
I am affected by all things. Not a day goes by without a laugh and a tear in response to some event somewhere.

So you believe that a principled opposition to gun ownership in the US equals "not thinking"?

Apparently.

I think his name might sum that one up.

I am affected by all things. Not a day goes by without a laugh and a tear in response to some event somewhere.

Would you describe yourself as an overly emotional human being, or are you just sentimental? I'm trying to understand the person hiding behind the internet persona of H.N. Fiddlebottoms VIII.

As a big fan of hunting, with a large collection of bear arms in my shed, I would say that, yes, it is true that a man ought to have the right to bear arms.

In terms of guns and such, nah. Obviously, the US is never going to be gun-free, and nor is anywhere else, but I quite like the UK's laws on the issue. "No, unless you have a really pretty good reason".

Should man have a right to bear arms?

Why not? There's nothing wrong with having a pair of bear arms to decorate your house... I'd love a pair for my apartment.