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Apparently in 2010, there will be a 4th Austin Powers movie. I dunno though, I mean in "Austin Powers: Goldmember", Dr. Evil became good, so did Mini-Me. At the end we saw Scott Evil become a bald headed villian. I think if the 4th Austin Powers movie is going to be any good, they should introduce a new villian. Maybe do a paraody on another James Bond Baddie.

This film will either be very awesome, or it's just a money grab by Mike Myers, and it'll suck worse than amature night at the brothel.

(Yes I realize I may have made spelling errors, I don't have internet at my apartment yet, so I'm reduced to using the computer lab at my college. If you feel the need to sue me, then see my Internet Attorney-at-law, Neo Art. *nod*)

You can't afford Neo Art.

You can't afford Neo Art.

Yea, I'm using the same spending policy that the USA government uses. Spend money that you don't have, and pass the buck to some other poor sucker. :D

Yea, I'm using the same spending policy that the USA government uses. Spend money that you don't have, and pass the buck to some other poor sucker. :D

But then you would be able to afford him! I mean, you have about 300 million suckers just waiting to be chated... :D

And the new movie will royally suck.

This franchise should have stopped after the first movie. The other two sucked.

No, this franchise should have stopped before the first movie. Austin Powers sets my teeth on edge.

Wow, dual moderator action. Hot.

I don't see how this can be a money grab by Mike Myers. Between this franchise and the Shrek goliath, the man has to be worth more than Switzerland at this point, right?

Wow, dual moderator action. Hot.

I don't see how this can be a money grab by Mike Myers. Between this franchise and the Shrek goliath, the man has to be worth more than Switzerland at this point, right?

Yea, but the Love Guru was a bomb.

This franchise should have stopped after the first movie. The other two sucked.

I like "Austin Powers" and "Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me", but eh "Goldmember" was just a repeat of TSwSM with Dr. Evil doing something different, and yet same.

The whole franchise was a bit 'meh' but was, for me, was made good by a single line.

'I shall call it... Preparation H'

I enjoy toilet humour too much.

God, I wish Micheal Myers would stop making movies already. If you're reading this Mikey, please just stop. You had SNL and like two ok movies, give it up.

If No One Lives Forever was a movie and well-done it would be infinitely superior to Austin Powers, as long as it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll. In fact I crave for the day Uwe Boll will stop making movies.

Wow, dual moderator action. Hot.

I don't see how this can be a money grab by Mike Myers. Between this franchise and the Shrek goliath, the man has to be worth more than Switzerland at this point, right?

But that is what it is all about making more money, and they don't care how crap it is how how much it cheapens the first movie, as long as the dregs of society keeping handing their money over to watch this shit they will keep the franchise going on and on, movies are no longer about making art, (if they ever were) they are about making money, and there are very few people out there who make a movie to make a work of art, most make movies to make money.

In fact I crave for the day Uwe Boll will stop making movies.
Everyone does. But it just feeds the man.

The first two were amusing, the third pretty shite. I expect the fourth to be crappy.

I've only seen 2 and 3, but they were both good. I prefer the 3rd one though.

Wow, dual moderator action. Hot.

They should make a movie about that. Don't know if it would be an appropriate title for all ages, though.

I've only seen 2 and 3, but they were both good. I prefer the 3rd one though.
I loved Caine as the dad.
"Do you KNOW how many anonymous henchmen I have dispatched?" -- "How many?" -- "A LOT. And YOU don't even have a nametag! Why don't you, just, fall down for no apparent reason? Go on! Fall down!"

How many people do I have to kill to stop this movie coming out? I've calculated that if it is less than 436,281 then it would be morally justifiable in order to prevent this turd of a franchise continuing.

Goldmember was the worst of the films, still found all of them funny, but hey I was like 11/12 or something when I watched them.

And they can't make a fourth film after Dr Evil become good :eek: Its sacrilege!