NationStates Jolt Archive


Ton's the Word.

Anti-Social Darwinism
25-08-2008, 04:51
It's not just a question of how they would get her out of the house, but what kind of transportation would they use to get her to jail, and then, how would they get her into a cell and how big a cell do they have, anyway? Or do you think that they should just transport her directly to a hospital and keep her under guard? This is a truly pathetic situation.

http://news.aol.com/health/article/half-ton-suspect-poses-problem-for-court/144373?icid=200100397x1208015854x1200453286
Vetalia
25-08-2008, 04:59
Damn...

I'm pretty sure that constitutes a punishment in and of itself.
Gun Manufacturers
25-08-2008, 05:33
They need to raise her bail. She could be a flight risk.
















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Stoklomolvi
25-08-2008, 05:39
How could she have killed the boy, seeing as to how she is bedridden, and have hidden the boy if he was hidden if she cannot move? Unless, of course, the boy's corpse was found in her room, which would be different.
Vetalia
25-08-2008, 05:39
They need to raise her bail. She could be a flight risk. :tongue:

Christ, they'd need the space shuttle or a Soyuz for that thing.
Void Templar
25-08-2008, 05:46
Goddamn. You could use her to break the walls of Troy!

Ok, my in all seriousness, I don't think they could send her to prision. If she can't fit through a door, I doubt a prision cell would suit her much.
Querinos
25-08-2008, 10:26
She's diabolical! See they can't transport or house her in a normal jail cell; so the law will have to put her under house arrest. Which means she will have to wear an ankle bracelet. Then she will rapidly slim down and escape... To far fetched; what do you think?
Kukaburra
25-08-2008, 10:32
If she cannot pass through the door ... she is already in prison! O__o

So they should let her free ... as a punishment! ^__^
Calarca
25-08-2008, 10:38
As I read it, the boy was struck about the head and died as a result of that trauma, the boys mother was charged with inury to a child by letting him stay with his aunt...

It sounds like she hit the boy and he died, not surprising if her arm is as heavy in proportion as she is. It's assault resulting in death rather than hide-the-corpse type shovel-in-the-desert stuff.
Conserative Morality
25-08-2008, 11:04
Bring the court to her.


What, you think I'm joking?
Void Templar
25-08-2008, 11:06
Bring the court to her.


What, you think I'm joking?

That'd be great, just seeing Judge Judy rappelling down from a Blackhawk outside that womans house.
Blouman Empire
25-08-2008, 12:10
Bring the court to her.


What, you think I'm joking?

No, no I dont, I would say set up a telelink with the court and her, they have done that sort of stuff before so why not with this.
The One Eyed Weasel
25-08-2008, 15:34
How could she have killed the boy, seeing as to how she is bedridden, and have hidden the boy if he was hidden if she cannot move? Unless, of course, the boy's corpse was found in her room, which would be different.

She probably hit him with the broom stick that she uses to reach stuff.
Skgorria
25-08-2008, 15:43
Give her liposuction, sell the fat to help pay the costs, then send her to jail :p
Lunatic Goofballs
25-08-2008, 16:48
How could she have killed the boy, seeing as to how she is bedridden, and have hidden the boy if he was hidden if she cannot move? Unless, of course, the boy's corpse was found in her room, which would be different.

SHe hid the corpse in the folds of her skin along with the three lost remote controls, vast quantities of skittles and cheetos, a TV Guide and a half-eaten chicken leg. *nod*
JuNii
25-08-2008, 18:45
Turn her room into a prision. put bars on her doors and windows and assign a couple of guards to watch her. do all the prision-y stuff like limit her television, phone and internet and slowly get her back into shape.