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Is this a good rule to live by?

Discuss.

No

Discuss

Depends on whose mummy and why you're hugging said mummy.

No rule is a good rule to live by, including this one.

nah, dust makes me sneeze.

No rule is a good rule to live by, including this one.

... how about never crawl naked into a live gator's mouth head first.

... how about never crawl naked into a live gator's mouth head first.

and if the gator had just swallowed your only child?

or somesuch unlikely but possible scenario.

No, no rules to live by can possibly apply without exception.

... how about never crawl naked into a live gator's mouth head first.

Actually, that sounds like it could result in some fun times...!

But I like hugging my mummy =(

and if the gator had just swallowed your only child?

or somesuch unlikely but possible scenario.

No, no rules to live by can possibly apply without exception.

Tell me. after crawling naked and head first into a live gator's mouth... would that person be living?

if not, then it is not a rule to LIVE by. ;)

But I like hugging my mummy =(

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I personally like mummies. I mean, all you have to do is stay eeever so slightly out of arms reach. I interviewed one while it was trying to devour me once.
Oh, the good old days...

But I like hugging my mummy =(

I like hugging your mummy too =(

I like hugging your mummy too =(

;)

I was waiting for someone to say that...:tongue:

;)

I was waiting for someone to say that...:tongue:

Beat em all to it!!!

*parties*

Never smear yourself with honey and burry yourself up to the waist in sand next to a fire ant nest.

Is this a good rule to live by?

Discuss.

Yes, because if you do hug him you can't get rid of the bastard, he's picky as fuck about his steak and you end up dragging him to the mall and buying him rock climbing lessons.

Or am I way off base here?

Yes, because if you do hug him you can't get rid of the bastard, he's picky as fuck about his steak and you end up dragging him to the mall and buying him rock climbing lessons.

Or am I way off base here?

I'd say you're right on the fucking ball.

Pfft! Hugging is never bad. And yes, you CAN hug with nuclear arms.

If she was a hot mummy than of course I would.

I hug my mummy and my daddy when I see them.

Mummy as in mother or as in dusty dead Egyptian/Inca?

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/LoveMummy.jpg
Hug!

All bad horror/suspense movies aside, if I were lucky enough to be able to touch a thousands-year old corpse, I think I would revel in the chance to hug it. Really, how often does one have such an opportunity?

Yeah, Mummy Rot sucks. 1d6 Con and 1d6 Cha damage until you die. Not a good thing.

It's a bitch to get rid of, too.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/2505034248_1597490792.jpg
Good Mummy to hug.___________Bad Mummy to hug.______

Go ahead and hug it, but don't get in its van!

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/LoveMummy.jpg
Hug!

The inevitable results of such affection towards mummies.

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/lovemummy/full/lovemummy28.jpg

The inevitable results of such affection towards mummies.

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/lovemummy/full/lovemummy28.jpg

Uuuuuuuurrrr... CUUUUUUUURSE!!!

Why stop at hugging? ;)

*Lurches through thread chanting "Imhotep, Imhotep."*

*Lurches through thread chanting "Imhotep, Imhotep."*

*summons yetis and zombie samurai*
Ha! Inferior second sequel FTW!

*summons yetis and zombie samurai*
Ha! Inferior second sequel FTW!

A movie sucking worse than Mummy Returns is like a normal person losing the Special Olympics.

Is this a good rule to live by?

Discuss.

This rule has my official and personal thumbs up. I recommend that this rule become law for the betterment of mankind. I propose that all survivalists add this law to their personal guidelines to survival. One never knows when mummies will start attacking people...unless your Brendan Frasier of course.

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A movie sucking worse than Mummy Returns is like a normal person losing the Special Olympics.

...Wasn't it kinda supposed to suck, at least in a B-movie way?

...Wasn't it kinda supposed to suck, at least in a B-movie way?

Yes, at least a little bit.
But I feel that Brendan Fraser made it suck in a very real way.

A movie sucking worse than Mummy Returns is like a normal person losing the Special Olympics.

What are you talking about? Mummy Returns was awesome. Campy. But awesome.

Scorpion King, however, sucked balls. And I don't even want to think about how bad Scorpion King 2 is.

What are you talking about? Mummy Returns was awesome. Campy. But awesome.


Watching Mummy Returns was an okay experience, I guess...

It's just that I'd rather do something less painful, like shoot myself in the balls
with a nail gun.

Hugging mummies, eh? Well, usually mummies are nothing more than really dry corpses, personally I prefer to hug persons who are alive. But what when a mummy actually walks around? That sounds like a difficult situation, but the movies have taught me that walking mummies are usually not friendly towards those who just happen to be alive according to the regular rules of nature, and I also don't like to hug entities who are hostile to me. Call me picky, but that's just the way it is.

Can I hug my mummy if it's a hot female?

Just don't enjoy it too much.

Just don't enjoy it too much.

That's only going to happen if the mummy is a tomboy.

Another thing I can never unread.

Another thing I can never unread.

What, I like tomboys.

Curse! Curse! Hug!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference

Oh, wonderful.

Does Wilgrove ever fail?