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Alright, if you had to pick two animals, one real, and one fake, to have intercourse with:

A. What real animal would you choose?
B. What is your reason?
C. Fake animal?
D. Why?

Lets try to keep this light-hearted.

I would sleep with a Hippopotamus.
Because I think it would want to cuddle afterward.

For a fantasy creature I'd sleep with a Three Headed Hydra.
I just always wanted to try group sex...

An owl or a kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE).

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An owl or a kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE).

But why?

I feel the video explains it adequately.

A: Human
B: Because I'm not a furry
C: A female angel
D: Having sex with a perfect being, it might end up being not so bad.

A. Human.
B. I'm not into animals.
C. Centaur.
D. ...oh, come on, I don't actually have to tell you this punchline, right? ;)

An owl or a kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE).

"The video isn't available in your country.":(

A: Human
B: Because I'm not a furry


A. Human.
B. I'm not into animals.


Its not serious, just make something up... you really think I'd sleep with a hippo?


D. ...oh, come on, I don't actually have to tell you this punchline, right? ;)

Something about the bronco?

A) *thinks* maybe a dolphin
B) excuse to go to the Bahamas
C) nymph
D) erm...duh

do not google image sexy alien


C: A female angel
D: Having sex with a perfect being, it might end up being not so bad.

but shed be like all virgin like:confused:

My girlfriend ;)

joking aside I wouldn't have sex with an animal ... at all.

An owl or a kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE).

"This video is not available in your country."

Python + Nessie.

Why? For the lulz.

i..don't know.

I would sleep with a panda.
Because they're so damn cute and because they could use the excitement ;)

I would sleep with an alien.
So that people would walk by and say "Hey, homeboy over there fucked an alien"

This is the millionth time I had to bleach out my brain.... :(

This is the millionth time I had to bleach out my brain.... :(

Then my day is almost complete.

Just give in to the depravity

A tapir - just to say that it has been done.

An owl or a kitten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERP4hI7c7NE).

It says the video isn't available in my country... :(

A sheep, because 1.5 million Welshmen can't be wrong.
A mudkip, because I love mudkipz!

A sex kitten.

a sex kitten.

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Real animal: Your mom. Its not easy to tame her, but it sure is hella fun.


Fake animal: A virgin sorority girl. If only those existed...

Real animal: Your mom. Its not easy to tame her, but it sure is hella fun.


How long do you have to stand in line? Or do you have a VIP pass?

Alright, if you had to pick two animals, one real, and one fake, to have intercourse with:

A. What real animal would you choose?
B. What is your reason?
C. Fake animal?
D. Why?


A. Dolphin.
B.Cuz they're intelligent and cuddly. Also, they routinely try to have sex with humans, so I've gotta be able to find an easy one. Or at least a drunk one. Also, sex in the pool is win.
C. Angel
D. Just so it can take me to seventh heaven, baybe! Also, those fluffy white wings oughta be useful for tickling all manners of erogen zones. And hey, who wouldn't want to try sex while flying?

"The video isn't available in your country.":(

"This video is not available in your country."

It says the video isn't available in my country... :(

Betterer? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfrpYM7d3c)

A. Human.
B. I'm not into animals.
C. Centaur.
D. ...oh, come on, I don't actually have to tell you this punchline, right? ;)You'd screw a horse, but only if he had arms and a head? Gawd, that is so speciest!

Animal: Bonobo. They whack off more frequently than we do. They must know something we don't. :mad:

Fake: Uh... a succubus? Well I just wouldn't be able to resist...