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It seems like a really bad idea, but then again.

No way, I'm allergic...

You need to start a thread on the internet to discuss something this lame??!! Gimme a break!

I guess I like irony. That works.

I have personally pojed a wasp many a times.

You need to start a thread on the internet to discuss something this lame??!! Gimme a break!

Read the pole man, read the pole!

I did yesterday, on facebook.

Why would I want to poke a nice white Christian man from the UK?

Why didn't you just make a thread and quiz entitled 'Would you intentionally do something that may cause you harm?', its pretty much the same idea!

I definitely enjoy poking White Anglo-saxon Protestants.

Why would I want to poke a nice white Christian man from the UK?

Or a member of a top English Rugby Union team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Wasps)? You poke them, you get tackled. HARD.

You know, I was going to post some really good WASP jokes...but there aren't any. The way I see it, the only reason people make fun of blacks and mexicans and italians and whatnot is because those jokes are funny.

I suggest someone pokes a wasp so we will know what happens

Why would I want to poke a nice white Christian man from the UK?

You'd rather poke a woman? :wink:

You know, I was going to post some really good WASP jokes...but there aren't any.

Q: Why don't WASPs hold orgies?

A: Too many thank-you notes to write the next day.

I wanna poke it!!

Q: Why don't WASPs hold orgies?

A: Too many thank-you notes to write the next day.

But that's not nearly as funny as, say:

How do stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get him down?
Invite the mexican kids over and tell them it's a pinata party.

I feel shame from just reading this RhynoD. You are quite terrible. Please redeem yourself with a WASP joke of equal or greater character. You can do it. I believe in you.

I squashed a wasp with my hand once. Wasn't intentional -- I was climbing onto a wall as a kid and didn't see it. Took me quite a while to feel it too.

edit: So, does that count?

I definitely enjoy poking White Anglo-saxon Protestants.

...THAT'S what it stands for?!

I thought it was just "White as scientifically possible!" or something like that!

You know, I never have poked a wasp. I've prodded, pierced, vexed, and stirred up wasps, but never poked.
I shall go do this thing immediately; thank you for drawing my attention to this new and exciting course of action.

I squashed a wasp with my hand once. Wasn't intentional -- I was climbing onto a wall as a kid and didn't see it. Took me quite a while to feel it too.

edit: So, does that count?
I got that beat. I once squashed a wasp between my thighs. Damn thing must have flown up my skirt while I was waiting on an outdoor train platform, and I had no idea it was there until I took a seat on the train. I felt it right away. Shit, that hurt. Fortunately, I'm not allergic. I actually didn't kill it -- I shook my skirt and the poor little winged bastard went flying away all dazed-like -- really, it was all slow and unsteady. And I was in pain.

I have also dated a couple of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, so I guess they've been around my thighs, too. They didn't hurt as much as the other kind of wasp.

It seems like a really bad idea, but then again.

I don't really have the dexterity to poke a (presumably flying?) wasp.

Not even close.

So, no?

I got that beat. I once squashed a wasp between my thighs. Damn thing must have flown up my skirt while I was waiting on an outdoor train platform, and I had no idea it was there until I took a seat on the train. I felt it right away. Shit, that hurt. Fortunately, I'm not allergic. I actually didn't kill it -- I shook my skirt and the poor little winged bastard went flying away all dazed-like -- really, it was all slow and unsteady. And I was in pain.

I have also dated a couple of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, so I guess they've been around my thighs, too. They didn't hurt as much as the other kind of wasp.

I vote she wins...

I got that beat. I once squashed a wasp between my thighs. Damn thing must have flown up my skirt while I was waiting on an outdoor train platform, and I had no idea it was there until I took a seat on the train. I felt it right away. Shit, that hurt. Fortunately, I'm not allergic. I actually didn't kill it -- I shook my skirt and the poor little winged bastard went flying away all dazed-like -- really, it was all slow and unsteady. And I was in pain.

I have also dated a couple of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, so I guess they've been around my thighs, too. They didn't hurt as much as the other kind of wasp.youch! I well and truly killed my wasp though. I remember lifting my hand and seeing it there squashed on the brick with its stinger still in constant action.

What if I were to tell you I am a WASP!

Well, I had to take out a small hornet's nest (hive?) the other day (good thing I did too, since somebody decided to tear apart the structure they were building on...then again, I hate that guy, so I wish I wouldn't have).

Anyway, I was prepared to run like hell as I pointed the hose at them (On the "jet" setting, of course). By "prepared", I mean I even moved things out of the way in preparation so that I would get stung as little as possible as I ran away during phase two of my heroic quest (yes there were phases, what can I say, I like to have a plan). Also, so that when I ran like the little (heroic) baby I was, I wouldn't trip and have to tell a really embarrassing story about how I ended up breaking my leg to the emergency room doctors, who would undoubtedly laugh at me.

I crouched down (so I could get a clear shot at the nest), took aim and fired a single blast of water...

As it turns out, hornets are fucking weak. The nest went flying and they all fell the the ground in confusion, their wings doused, making them unable to fly. I got all worked up for nothing...

As they wandered around the ground aimlessly, I grabbed this attachment to the hose (a sprinkler wand which, despite it's pansy name, is a deceptively awesome weapon) and, like a cruel god, bashed the shit out of them (probably literally). They are pretty resilient (if utterly powerless) bastards, and some of them took multiple bashes before they got totally squished.

Now, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not (extremely) sadistic, I killed them so they wouldn't rebuild. Honest...

Long story short, I shot (with a hose) and bashed (with a sprinkler wand) stinging insects.

Does that count?

I have also dated a couple of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, so I guess they've been around my thighs, too. They didn't hurt as much as the other kind of wasp.

Then you're not doing it right. :p

[Hornet story.]

*Strongly approves.*

Then you're not doing it right. :p
Or they weren't. :tongue:

*Strongly approves.*

*Bows*

Or they weren't. :tongue:

*Resists urge to say something dirty*

How often do most men get it right? Especially WASPs?

*Resists urge to say something dirty*

How often do most men get it right? Especially WASPs?
Um...hem...get what right? Stinging? Not many, I would think. :wink:

Women Airforce Service Pilots?

I have fairly broad tastes, but if they flew planes in the second world war I think they might be a bit too old for me.

Yeah, but how many people would rather poke bees than white Anglo-Saxon Protestants? That is the real question.

*Strongly approves.*

I second this motion.

You'd rather poke a woman? :wink:
I'd rather poke a superhero and destroy his disguise!

...THAT'S what it stands for?!

I thought it was just "White as scientifically possible!" or something like that!

Nope. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. But the current usage is a bit more liberal and basically means "rich white dude".

I feel shame from just reading this RhynoD. You are quite terrible. Please redeem yourself with a WASP joke of equal or greater character. You can do it. I believe in you.

*Pulls out the book* (Yes, I have a book)

Did you hear about the Italian who emigrated to Poland?

He raised the IQ of both countries.

(Even with a book and the power of the internet, I cannot find a WASP joke worth telling. I suppose that's the ultimate WASP joke: Ever hear that funny joke about WASPs? No? That's right. There aren't any. WASPs are boring.)

Yeah, but how many people would rather poke bees than white Anglo-Saxon Protestants? That is the real question.

Big Enabling Egyptians?

Big Enabling Egyptians?

Your sig reminds me of how much I miss Jordie on NSG.

Big Enabling Egyptians?

I was going to say Big Endowed Ethiopians, but both are good. Too much alliteration in that sentence...

I was going to say Big Endowed Ethiopians, but both are good. Too much alliteration in that sentence...

Bigoted Endearing Estonians?

Your sig reminds me of how much I miss Jordie on NSG.

Which part what now?

Oh, yeah, Jordaxia. I do appreciate the sig pic he made for me. I don't even remember when he made that.

It seems like a really bad idea, but then again.

poking a wasp (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Wasp)? a bad idea? hell yes!

I am sure quite a few WWII veterns poked some wasps back during the war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_Airforce_Service_Pilots

Why would I want to poke a nice white Christian man from the UK?

Maybe because he is hot?

EDIT: Damn you NH you beat me to it.

*snip*

LMAO, you must be an interesting person to be around.

Sure, I'd poke a WASP. I might also prod a JAP, too.

Sure, I'd poke a WASP. I might also prod a JAP, too.
You don't prod Japs, you slap them (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=49). Duh.

Hell, I'd poke Troy Tempest, but then Commander Shore would order a Hydronic Missile bombardment to kill me :(

Have poked many wasps. Find atheists and agnostics to be a bit more...um..responsive though. ;)

I guess I like irony. That works.
"Irony is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what a speaker / writer /actor says or does, and what he or she means or what is generally understood." -- wikipedia

That word, I do not think it means what you THINK it means.