NationStates Jolt Archive


Kissing Aliens

Vakirauta
21-08-2008, 23:52
Extraterrestrial Love:
Still two words that can't make sense?
South Lizasauria
21-08-2008, 23:56
Nope, remember children, when an pred-alien hugs you or kisses you one of it's spawn may burst from your chest or belly later on.
Ashmoria
21-08-2008, 23:58
ewwww no thanks. *shudder*

worse than kissing a gorilla.
Skallvia
22-08-2008, 00:02
lol...Id definitely Hit up some Twilek Action! http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/0/02/Oola.jpg/300px-Oola.jpg


But, to quote Carl Sagan, "You have more chance of mating with a Daisy than an Extra-Terrestrial as at least you evolved on the same planet"...
JuNii
22-08-2008, 00:12
Extraterrestrial Love:
Still two words that can't make sense?

it depends on the Extraterrestrial...

Yes.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g168/grahamofborg/Star%20Trek/orionslavegirl-1.jpg

yes.
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/s970191/twilek.jpg

no...
http://filmwad.com/fw_images/secondsequels/predator.jpg

Hell no
http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2008/03/alien_from_the_movie.png
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-08-2008, 00:15
You make a convincing case. -_-
JuNii
22-08-2008, 00:21
But, to quote Carl Sagan, "You have more chance of mating with a Daisy than an Extra-Terrestrial as at least you evolved on the same planet"...
depends on what the desired result is of the mating. a child/offsping or just the sex.
Ashmoria
22-08-2008, 00:29
nooooo

no matter what they LOOK like (and they wouldnt look like that) there is a 99.9% chance that they would SMELL FUNNY. and you cant bring yourself to have sex with someone that smells funny.
AB Again
22-08-2008, 00:31
You're asking ME??
Sarrowquand
22-08-2008, 00:32
Yes, for the kink.
South Lizasauria
22-08-2008, 00:32
nooooo

no matter what they LOOK like (and they wouldnt look like that) there is a 99.9% chance that they would SMELL FUNNY. and you cant bring yourself to have sex with someone that smells funny.

Wear a space/chem suit with the bottom half cut out. :p
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 00:34
Supergirls an alien.....

http://supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/supergirl%202.jpg

And insanely hot.
Querinos
22-08-2008, 00:36
Yes; While making out to Alien Sex Fiend.
Ifreann
22-08-2008, 00:40
I don't get why people are so hot for twileks. THEY HAVE TWO PENISES ON THEIR HEADS!

Supergirls an alien.....

http://supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/supergirl%202.jpg

And insanely hot.

But she's an immigrant.
Sarrowquand
22-08-2008, 00:41
Wear a space/chem suit with the bottom half cut out. :p

And sealed around the groin. Maybe it could have a fold down armoured codpiece/chastity belt to keep your options open.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 00:56
I don't get why people are so hot for twileks. THEY HAVE TWO PENISES ON THEIR HEADS!



But she's an immigrant.

Are you saying you wouldn't hit that just because she's an immigrant? Are you insane?
South Lizasauria
22-08-2008, 00:57
And sealed around the groin. Maybe it could have a fold down armoured codpiece/chastity belt to keep your options open.

LOL Why didn't I think of that?! :p:wink:
Ifreann
22-08-2008, 01:00
Are you saying you wouldn't hit that just because she's an immigrant? Are you insane?

We must crush the immigrants, lest they destroy....something!
JuNii
22-08-2008, 01:00
Are you saying you wouldn't hit that just because she's an immigrant? Are you insane?

... no... I wouldn't hit that.

not because she's an immigrant...

but think about this.

One, just ONE orgasmic convulsion and your dick is ripped right out by her muscles...

and that's not counting the crushed ribs, arms and spine when she 'hugs' you during that orgasm...

and if you're frenching at the time...

yikes! :eek:
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:01
... no... I wouldn't hit that.

not because she's an immigrant...

but think about this.

One, just ONE orgasmic convulsion and your dick is ripped right out by her muscles...

and that's not counting the crushed ribs, arms and spine when she 'hugs' you during that orgasm...

and if you're frenching at the time...

yikes! :eek:

Worth it.
Wilgrove
22-08-2008, 01:04
... no... I wouldn't hit that.

not because she's an immigrant...

but think about this.

One, just ONE orgasmic convulsion and your dick is ripped right out by her muscles...

and that's not counting the crushed ribs, arms and spine when she 'hugs' you during that orgasm...

and if you're frenching at the time...

yikes! :eek:

Death my Snu-Snu!
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:07
And then theres star trek....

http://www3.telus.net/public/nwatt23/mypage_files/Tpol%20standing%20web%20size.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080121/Jeri-Ryan-Star-Trek_l.jpg
Maraque
22-08-2008, 01:07
I can say with certainty I would not want to kiss an Alien.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:09
I can say with certainty I would not want to kiss an Alien.

Even after all my pic spam?:(
Maraque
22-08-2008, 01:12
Your aliens are females.
[NS]Cerean
22-08-2008, 01:19
Are you saying you wouldn't hit that just because she's an immigrant? Are you insane?

they took our penises...
JuNii
22-08-2008, 01:27
Worth it.
Death my Snu-Snu!
really?

considering that her skin can withstand an impact with a high velocity bullet?

telll me, what chance will your dick stand against her hymen?
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:32
Not a good one, but I still claim it's worth it. As your objection to her is it will kill you can I have your opinion on non lethal hot aliens?
JuNii
22-08-2008, 01:39
Not a good one, but I still claim it's worth it. As your objection to her is it will kill you can I have your opinion on non lethal hot aliens?

See post #5. ;)

as Corran Horn said in Rouge Squadron...
{paraphrased}
"it's great that you two get along. but you must also consider the physical aspects as well. Suppose she likes to give and receive little love bites and she has 6 inch, razor sharp fangs?"

His former partner then tells the tale how Corran dated an alien security officer and due to his being allergic to her fur (felt like I was sunburned all over) and his sweat was just acidic enough to get though her fur both ended up miserable, tho both enjoyed the evening as well as the nocturnal activities that followed...

so keeping that in mind, yes, I won't mind a caitian (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Felinoid) or any other felinoid if the feeling were mutual.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:45
See post #5. ;)

as Corran Horn said in Rouge Squadron...
{paraphrased}
"it's great that you two get along. but you must also consider the physical aspects as well. Suppose she likes to give and receive little love bites and she has 6 inch, razor sharp fangs?"

His former partner then tells the tale how Corran dated an alien security officer and due to his being allergic to her fur (felt like I was sunburned all over) and his sweat was just acidic enough to get though her fur both ended up miserable, tho both enjoyed the evening as well as the nocturnal activities that followed...

so keeping that in mind, yes, I won't mind a caitian (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Felinoid) or any other felinoid if the feeling were mutual.

As I own that book and the rest of the series I recognize the quote. There really rather good, in my opinion some of the better expanded universe books. I will back you on the Felinoid issue.
Sarrowquand
22-08-2008, 01:48
... no... I wouldn't hit that.

not because she's an immigrant...

but think about this.

One, just ONE orgasmic convulsion and your dick is ripped right out by her muscles...

and that's not counting the crushed ribs, arms and spine when she 'hugs' you during that orgasm...

and if you're frenching at the time...

yikes! :eek:

So maybe under the light of a red sun? (not with kryptonite though, that just has date rapey undertones)
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 01:53
So maybe under the light of a red sun? (not with kryptonite though, that just has date rapey undertones)

A solution to our problem is found! Have a cookie Sarrow! On me.
Marrakech II
22-08-2008, 01:53
I don't get why people are so hot for twileks. THEY HAVE TWO PENISES ON THEIR HEADS!
.


Maybe a very large wig would cover that up?
Sarrowquand
22-08-2008, 01:58
A solution to our problem is found! Have a cookie Sarrow! On me.

A sexy alien cookie?

(note:I do not have sex with biscuits)
Muravyets
22-08-2008, 02:20
Nope, remember children, when an pred-alien hugs you or kisses you one of it's spawn may burst from your chest or belly later on.
That's true of all dating.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2008, 02:22
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/50/23/0000035023_20061021050352.jpg

Totally, totally worth it.
Sarrowquand
22-08-2008, 02:24
I thought Cylons were built by alien-human people?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-08-2008, 03:59
depends on what the desired result is of the mating. a child/offsping or just the sex.
Even if you're after "just the sex," it might not be biologically possible. What if the aliens reproduce like fish, for instance, with the male simply ejaculating in the vicinity of the eggs. Or what if the aliens have 5 genders, and their genitalia all have to connect up perfectly, like some sort of orgy jigsaw? Even assuming that their is a workable orifice on this alien, what if their ejaculate or whatever is acidic or poisonous to humans?
Too many questions, too many variables. I'll stick to having sex with normal human women. Or not having sex with normal human women, as has been my tradition for the last couple years.
The Scandinvans
22-08-2008, 04:20
I demand an Order Exterminatus upon every xeno we encounter!!!
Vetalia
22-08-2008, 04:48
I don't know, robots and kind kind of seem to be a safer bet when it comes to going outside of the realm of mankind. At least they were built by humans, and/or other robots whose ancestors were built by humans, so we know there's a lower chance of some kind of bizarre anatomic grab bag going on down there. It could still happen, of course, but robots seem like the kind of partners that would pick the most utilitarian genitalia rather than go for the exotics. Stay away from the kinkier ones, since robot kink will almost certainly result in lost limbs.

I mean, I'm just imaging some kind of "OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER" moment that leads to insanity and death. Either that or something that involves solving a Rubik's cube. Given the trouble I have with those damn things, they're not too different, but I digress...
Queer Rainbow
22-08-2008, 05:00
I would so kiss an alien....and i'd date them too....i think they'd almost beat humans in relationships....
German Nightmare
22-08-2008, 06:19
lol...Id definitely Hit up some Twilek Action! http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/0/02/Oola.jpg/300px-Oola.jpg
Yum yum!
it depends on the Extraterrestrial...
Yes.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g168/grahamofborg/Star%20Trek/orionslavegirl-1.jpgOh yeah.Yes! (Found her, too!)
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/s970191/twilek.jpgOh Yeah!
Supergirls an alien.....
http://supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/supergirl%202.jpg
And insanely hot.
And... hello? And who are you? :p
Wilgrove
22-08-2008, 06:20
I would love death by snu snu. *nods*
German Nightmare
22-08-2008, 06:21
And then there's star trek....
http://www3.telus.net/public/nwatt23/mypage_files/Tpol%20standing%20web%20size.jpg
OMG!

OMFG!

:eek::eek2::p:hail:

:tongue:

Hell yeah! Mmmh. Pointy ears rule. Mmmh. And those 70ies clothes. But gotta love the pointy ears!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080121/Jeri-Ryan-Star-Trek_l.jpg
Prefer the Borg Queen, though.
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/50/23/0000035023_20061021050352.jpg
Nice try - but I prefer the new Starbuck...
http://www.leagueofmelbotis.com/uploaded_images/starbuck-702920.jpg
Yum.
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/library/starbuck-3.jpg
Yum yum. Mmh. Mmh!
Totally, totally worth it.
A'ight!
German Nightmare
22-08-2008, 06:22
I would love death by snu snu. *nods*
Count me in. There's enough for all of us! (I think!!!) [Do I?]
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 17:33
(note:I do not have sex with biscuits)

My BS detector just went off.

Anyway, I should've have been more specific, I meant fugly deformed Zetas/Greys.
http://www.echoesofenoch.org/grey-1.jpg
To be honest, if I had to choose between staring at pictures of those for an hour or playing the scariest parts of Silent Hill for an hour, i'd choose the latter.

You still up for it now?
Hotwife
22-08-2008, 17:34
I thought this was a hentai thread.
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 17:56
I thought this was a hentai thread.

hmmm...

I wish this was a hentai thread.

Fix'd.
Western Mercenary Unio
22-08-2008, 18:25
well,i'm writing this book and the main character is..well,he's half-human.father's a human and the mother is a kind of a semi-alien.live's underground driven there by humans.anyone of you have read one of the Artemis Fowl books?well,i stole it from it.i also stole ships from BSG and R&C3 and suits from Halo.so what,i don't intend on distributing the book.and BTW the mother is a fairy,not like in fairy tales.the fairys there have guns and there are eight kinds of fairys:Elfs,goblins,dwarves,trolls,sprites,demons,pixies and centaurs.
Chumblywumbly
22-08-2008, 18:35
Mmmmm, Delphinidae lovin'.


BTW the mother is a fairy,not like in fairy tales.the fairys there have guns
Could this be the greatest string of words on the internet?
Rambhutan
22-08-2008, 18:37
Enjoy John Cooper Clarke's take on the subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezm-uJv1dEk

Someone should make a b movie called "Space cooties"
Western Mercenary Unio
22-08-2008, 18:38
Could this be the greatest string of words on the internet?

don't ask me
The Alma Mater
22-08-2008, 18:41
Supergirls an alien.....


As are angels. And God of course.

So.. which girl here would say no to God ;p ?
Kirchensittenbach
22-08-2008, 18:44
yes, depending on what the alien looks like [and smells like]
Western Mercenary Unio
22-08-2008, 18:47
oh,i've played ''Destroy All Humans'' 1 and 2,and in the ending of the second game the main character Crypto,an alien resembling a Grey
has sex with a KGB agent named Natasha.here's a picture of Crypto(137):http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/23/crypto137.gif
Chumblywumbly
22-08-2008, 18:51
Enjoy John Cooper Clarke's take on the subject
Yaaayy for JCC!

He's a great poet. My favourite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOOkErXIgg&feature=related).
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 19:04
As are angels. And God of course.

So.. which girl here would say no to God ;p ?

For the sake of argument, we mean Aliens as in Aliens from outer space in popular culture.
Kyronea
22-08-2008, 19:14
Extraterrestrial Love:
Still two words that can't make sense?

Are these aliens at least close enough to humans to be physically and sexually attractive as well as possessing language faculties and personalities similar enough to humans to make them interesting conversationalists and etc, etc?

If so...maybe.
Rambhutan
22-08-2008, 19:18
Yaaayy for JCC!

He's a great poet. My favourite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOOkErXIgg&feature=related).

I always thought they should make a Mini Cooper Clarke - the exhaust could have a nasal mancunian note to it.

I love the line
"It's bad enough with another race
but fuck me a monster from outer space"

Beasley street is my favourite by him.
Kyronea
22-08-2008, 19:27
And then theres star trek....
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080121/Jeri-Ryan-Star-Trek_l.jpg

She's human, dippy.
The Parkus Empire
22-08-2008, 20:23
Supergirls an alien.....

http://supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/supergirl%202.jpg

And insanely hot.

Her waist is too thin, her scalp is too high, her legs are contemptible pieces of what look likes obsolete machinery, and a trite expression besmirches her otherwise decent face. The costume she wears is a pre-teen version of what was ridiculous looking to begin with, and for some reason it is suffering from an updraft which is apparently meant to augment the look, yet merely makes the skirt resemble a wet tutu. Not only is she not "hot", but her nature contradicts the most appealing part of your review: "insane".

A fashion model is rarely a believable superheroine.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 20:25
She's human, dippy.

She has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
The Parkus Empire
22-08-2008, 20:33
She has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Her genetics were restored to human condition, unless you are referring to the time before that.






























http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3000/7of9-1.jpg

Hot alien!
Chumblywumbly
22-08-2008, 20:34
I always thought they should make a Mini Cooper Clarke - the exhaust could have a nasal mancunian note to it.
Lawlz.


Resistance is futile.
I can't think of a single Trek episode where resistance wasn't futile.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 20:37
Her genetics were restored to human condition, unless you are referring to the time before that.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3000/7of9-1.jpg

Hot alien!

I bow before the wisodm of the resident treckie.
The Parkus Empire
22-08-2008, 20:40
I bow before the wisodm of the resident treckie.

Such an imaginative euphemism for "nerd". :cool:
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 21:16
Are these aliens at least close enough to humans to be physically and sexually attractive as well as possessing language faculties and personalities similar enough to humans to make them interesting conversationalists and etc, etc?

If so...maybe.

When writing I was thinking of Greys/Reptiloids.
There was an article in the Sun about a woman who supposedly had a relationship with a Reptiloid who mated with her every night. I personally think she had a relationship with the whacky backy who she smoked every night.

Here's a situation, you somehow end up sleeping in an isolated Kansas farmhouse and you have a shotgun. You wake up as three horrifying (or attractive, if you are that kind of person) beings, naked, homogenous and white, with disproportionately large heads, huge staring eyes, and mere holes for ears and nasal passages and underdeveloped slits for mouths standing over you. Before you can gather your thoughts they are probing around down under, obviously trying to obtain either your seed or your eggs depending on your gender. You managed to gather the courage to reach for your shotgun, but do you either blast their misshapen heads off, or let them get on with their business in the hopes of having a child that will be born among the stars?
South Lorenya
22-08-2008, 21:31
...technically succubi qualify as extraterrestrials... :D

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9791/1119858388342resizeddx0.png
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 21:38
...technically succubi qualify as extraterrestrials... :D

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9791/1119858388342resizeddx0.png

Uhm, no.
If they do it'll go off the rails, I need to be more specific next time I do a poll.
South Lorenya
22-08-2008, 21:40
She turned you down, didn't she? :p
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 21:43
Add's to list of FBILF (fantasy beings I'd like to fuck)
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 21:44
xD Yes, on account of not existing =(

Belschaft, you have a list?
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 21:48
You dont?
Vakirauta
22-08-2008, 21:50
Uhm...
No.
Belschaft
22-08-2008, 21:51
Bizare. Your weird. :p
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 01:29
It depends. Is the actor playing the alien hot, and how much of him can you see under the make up?
JuNii
23-08-2008, 03:06
A solution to our problem is found! Have a cookie Sarrow! On me.
Yay!... now the nearest red sun is... how far away exactly? :p

a kryponite studded condom is the best way... tho prolong exposure to K Radiation is deady to humans...
...technically succubi qualify as extraterrestrials... :D
Extradimensional... or extraplanar creatures actually.
South Lorenya
23-08-2008, 05:43
Extradimensional... or extraplanar creatures actually.

That too -- arguably, pretty much all extradimensional and extraplanbar creatures are extraterrestrial. Closest would be an alternate earth, which is... not our earth.
Sarrowquand
23-08-2008, 07:06
Yay!... now the nearest red sun is... how far away exactly? :p


Well she could fly you (there) easily right? If you had a space suit and a tolerance for flying fast. Or you could hitch a lift with the greys (they can join/ or watch)
....

Belschaft would you tg me a copy of your list? Are there unicorns?
JuNii
23-08-2008, 07:38
That too -- arguably, pretty much all extradimensional and extraplanbar creatures are extraterrestrial. Closest would be an alternate earth, which is... not our earth.
wouldn't an alternate earth still be... well... earth?

Well she could fly you (there) easily right? If you had a space suit and a tolerance for flying fast. Or you could hitch a lift with the greys (they can join/ or watch)
I think it's been proven that even Superman (and thus Supergirl) cannot survive the vaccum of space... they still need to breathe.
Volzgrad
23-08-2008, 08:21
Need I say more? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpJFjricJs&feature=related)
Sarrowquand
23-08-2008, 08:34
Proven? Isn't it subject to change based on the whims of comic book writers?
Western Mercenary Unio
23-08-2008, 10:33
Need I say more? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpJFjricJs&feature=related)

Mass Effect,great game.too bad PEGI rated it 18+.but that's alright.i know this gamestore from which my brother bought GTA4.and he's 15.i'm so getting that game.BTW the brits rated it 12+
Euroslavia
23-08-2008, 11:08
I think I'd just go for the dolphin.
Dumb Ideologies
23-08-2008, 14:24
Personally, I eagerly await the invasion of Earth. TV shows us that nearly all aliens closely resemble the humanoid form. They might, though, have views of what is attractive that diverge from the people of Earth. My chances are increased!

To all you people saying no despite not knowing the looks or personality of the aliens in question, thats just spacism.

It doesn't sound at all desperate that I'm analyzing alien invasion entirely on the basis that I might stand more of a chance with them, does it?
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 17:29
<snip>

To all you people saying no despite not knowing the looks or personality of the aliens in question, thats just spacism.
I agree.

It doesn't sound at all desperate that I'm analyzing alien invasion entirely on the basis that I might stand more of a chance with them, does it?
Not to me. When I look at what passes for men in the city where I live, well...I watch the skies, believe me. Please, oh space, bring me something.

Though I do have to say, there seem to be a lot more hot alien females than males. (I wonder why... hm... *wonders* ... oh.) As a hetero woman, the idea that I'd end up just as bored after the invasion as I am now pisses me off. In all of pop culture, I can think of only one kind of male alien I'd date (and it ain't Spock).
Sarrowquand
23-08-2008, 17:42
How about those tonguey aliens in earth girls are easy? (this is not a great example)
Andaluciae
23-08-2008, 17:43
There's not a lot of difference between Hangar 18 and a very strange S&M Alien-Human relationship.
The Yautja Homeworld
23-08-2008, 17:51
no...
http://filmwad.com/fw_images/secondsequels/predator.jpg

Hell no
http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2008/03/alien_from_the_movie.png

Yeah, but... they're both males!
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 18:13
How about those tonguey aliens in earth girls are easy? (this is not a great example)
Oh, right, I forgot about them. They fall into the "dumb but cute" category, which I'm not really into, but yeah, I guess they could keep me entertained for a few weeks. :D

Yeah, but... they're both males!
Exactly my point! One is macho to the point of being boring, and the other is all grope and no give. Do I need to go to space for that? No, I don't. (Not to mention not knowing what to grab on those critters. Yipes!)

EDIT: Hopefully, these links will be okay.

My current personal space-preference is for these guys. Or rather, I should say THIS guy, because I only dig the ones played by the pictured actor (hence my first post). Even in space, I'm picky.
http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season1/107-PoisoningTheWell/screencaps/normal_atl_107_282.JPG

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season2/211-TheHive/screencaps/normal_atl_211_496.JPG
(he's the one in the middle)

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season1/112-TheDefiantOne/screencaps/normal_atl_112_380.JPG
Check those arms. *sigh* Such space-cuteness.
Western Mercenary Unio
23-08-2008, 19:40
links don't work
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 20:18
links don't work

My links? They work for me. I'll see what I can do. EDIT: Edited. Hopefully, they'll be okay.
Sarrowquand
23-08-2008, 21:10
Fiendishly cute. What about Ming, he has the beard thing too, I think he's an alien.

edit
.......
Also

http://i4.tinypic.com/16j1tat.gif

ceremonious
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 22:33
Fiendishly cute. What about Ming, he has the beard thing too, I think he's an alien.
I'm not entirely sure Ming was into women. "Old space-queen" is not quite my thing.

edit
.......
Also

http://i4.tinypic.com/16j1tat.gif

ceremonious
I don't dig ceremonious that much. And Lando might want to think about easing up on the hair product. Every time I watched that show, I kept worrying about him getting too close to an open flame.
Belschaft
23-08-2008, 23:24
Oh, right, I forgot about them. They fall into the "dumb but cute" category, which I'm not really into, but yeah, I guess they could keep me entertained for a few weeks. :D


Exactly my point! One is macho to the point of being boring, and the other is all grope and no give. Do I need to go to space for that? No, I don't. (Not to mention not knowing what to grab on those critters. Yipes!)

EDIT: Hopefully, these links will be okay.

My current personal space-preference is for these guys. Or rather, I should say THIS guy, because I only dig the ones played by the pictured actor (hence my first post). Even in space, I'm picky.
http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season1/107-PoisoningTheWell/screencaps/normal_atl_107_282.JPG

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season2/211-TheHive/screencaps/normal_atl_211_496.JPG
(he's the one in the middle)

http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/atl_season1/112-TheDefiantOne/screencaps/normal_atl_112_380.JPG
Check those arms. *sigh* Such space-cuteness.

Thats a Wraith. They eat people.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 23:25
Thats a Wraith. They eat people.
Sounds like a great date! :D
Belschaft
23-08-2008, 23:27
*sighs*

Have you watched Stargate Atlantis or the far superior SG1?
Kyronea
23-08-2008, 23:39
Sounds like a great date! :D

Oh, yes, absolutely, with him planting his hand on your chest and sucking your life away.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 23:40
*sighs*

Have you watched Stargate Atlantis or the far superior SG1?
1) SG1 and SGA both suck.

2) Of course I've watched SGA. How do you think I can tell I like this Wraith actor* better than the others? If it were not for him, I never would have watched more than one episode of that idiotic show. And yes, I know the Wraith are the big bad wolves of the Pegasus galaxy, and I know they suck the life out of humans, and I also know they are the sexiest life-sucking vampire space-goths ever. Staring at them for an hour is the only reason to tune into SGA. In fact, I won't even watch episodes that don't have Wraiths in them.

3) Richard Dean Anderson is a hottie as well, but now that he's no longer on SG1, there is nothing to get me to look at that snooze-fest at all.

4) The original movie sucked, too, despite Kurt Russell. So there.



*James Lafazanos, to give credit where credit is due.
SaintB
23-08-2008, 23:41
Oh, yes, absolutely, with him planting his hand on your chest and sucking your life away.

That's what a relationship is...
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 23:41
Oh, yes, absolutely, with him planting his hand on your chest and sucking your life away.
I've had relationships that felt like that. And, hey, nobody's perfect.
SaintB
24-08-2008, 00:09
Here's a question... by alien do you mean extra terrestrial only? If not than I realized I have done more than kiss several aliens in my lifetime...
The Plutonian Empire
24-08-2008, 00:53
Yes if she was a humanoid with light blue skin and spock ears. :D
Callisdrun
24-08-2008, 01:08
Anyway, I should've have been more specific, I meant fugly deformed Zetas/Greys.


Sorry, n00b. You should have been more specific in the OP, yes. It's too late now, everyone's answering the OP question. 'tis how it works. Zetas/Greys are hardly the only kind of extra-terrestrial ever thought up. All the other examples posted here are just as valid.
SaintB
24-08-2008, 01:10
Yes if she was a humanoid with light blue skin and spock ears. :D

One was Brazilian (Portuguese) and the other was Irish....
Nova Espero
24-08-2008, 01:17
If it's Deanna Troi from Star Trek TNG, then
Oh God, Yes!!!
Belschaft
24-08-2008, 01:23
If it's Deanna Troi from Star Trek TNG, then
Oh God, Yes!!!

I failed to find a suitably perverted picture of her, otherwise I'd have put her on here. She had quite a lot of sex scenes though.
Callisdrun
24-08-2008, 01:37
As for the original question, I'd definitely kiss this one:

http://membres.lycos.fr/pspmanga/images/FuriKuri%20Haruko.gif
Muravyets
24-08-2008, 03:06
As for the original question, I'd definitely kiss this one:


You must enjoy getting the snot kicked out of you and humiliated at baseball. :tongue: Geez, and I got flack for saying I'd date that Wraith? I'd think Haruka-san would be even more of a handful.
JuNii
24-08-2008, 04:09
Yeah, but... they're both males!

and perhaps that COULD be ONE reason why I said no?

That's what a relationship is...

really? I thought the life sucking hand went somewhere else?

Oh, yes, absolutely, with him planting his hand on your chest and sucking your life away. the fatal handjob...
Callisdrun
24-08-2008, 05:08
You must enjoy getting the snot kicked out of you and humiliated at baseball. :tongue: Geez, and I got flack for saying I'd date that Wraith? I'd think Haruka-san would be even more of a handful.

I like women that can kick the snot out of me. Haruko's awesome. And she plays bass.
German Nightmare
24-08-2008, 05:18
Yeah, but... they're both males!
Queen Momma ain't - still wouldn't do it!

http://www.3dvf.com/DATA/PUBLISH/1344/images/queen_AlienPress_still01.jpg
Volzgrad
24-08-2008, 05:47
Queen Momma ain't - still wouldn't do it!

http://www.3dvf.com/DATA/PUBLISH/1344/images/queen_AlienPress_still01.jpg

I guess you don't enjoy alien MILF?
JuNii
24-08-2008, 09:31
I guess you don't enjoy alien MILF?

in that case, it's an MWWFYU.
The Alma Mater
24-08-2008, 09:39
I notice a tendency for people to say yes to aliens that look like hot humans (with some extra bits) - and no to things that actually look mostly nonhuman.

Can anyone think of something they would do that does not look human ? Feel free to assume the personality is that of your dreamgirl/boy.
JuNii
24-08-2008, 10:17
I notice a tendency for people to say yes to aliens that look like hot humans (with some extra bits) - and no to things that actually look mostly nonhuman.

Can anyone think of something they would do that does not look human ? Feel free to assume the personality is that of your dreamgirl/boy.

hmmm... there are some caitians I might do.

Sholans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisanne_Norman)for example. I like Officer Vanna Kyjishi and would get together with her if it was possible.

there was also a fantasy story where a female dragon opened up a 'library'. someone I wouldn't mind getting to know.
"Those who break these rules will be eaten."
Kyronea
24-08-2008, 15:23
I've had relationships that felt like that. And, hey, nobody's perfect.
Indeed...:(

As for the original question, I'd definitely kiss this one:

http://membres.lycos.fr/pspmanga/images/FuriKuri%20Haruko.gif

I thought she was attractive right up till I saw that her waist is super squeezed. Too thin.
Muravyets
24-08-2008, 15:29
I notice a tendency for people to say yes to aliens that look like hot humans (with some extra bits) - and no to things that actually look mostly nonhuman.

Can anyone think of something they would do that does not look human ? Feel free to assume the personality is that of your dreamgirl/boy.
Didn't your other thread on this theme get locked?
Sycamoria
24-08-2008, 22:37
I am disturbed by how many people are willing to have relationships with aliens. May I say this is same as bestiality ?
Belschaft
24-08-2008, 22:44
But considerably sexier.
The Alma Mater
24-08-2008, 23:08
Didn't your other thread on this theme get locked?

Hmm - what thread would that be ?
Muravyets
25-08-2008, 02:57
I am disturbed by how many people are willing to have relationships with aliens. May I say this is same as bestiality ?
No, you may not, unless I may say that your question is the same as racism.

Hmm - what thread would that be ?
I wouldn't know...
Callisdrun
25-08-2008, 03:05
I am disturbed by how many people are willing to have relationships with aliens. May I say this is same as bestiality ?

Only if the aliens are non-sentient and therefore not capable of giving consent.
JuNii
25-08-2008, 19:53
I am disturbed by how many people are willing to have relationships with aliens. May I say this is same as bestiality ?
hmmm... I am disturbed that you are so quick to hint that non-terrans are "beasts".
Lerkistan
25-08-2008, 21:31
hmmm... I am disturbed that you are so quick to hint that non-terrans are "beasts".

To be honest, I thought the same when somebody mentioned his liking for felinoids.

Not that anything's wrong with cats. I have acat friend, too, so I can't be anticattist, right? ;)
JuNii
25-08-2008, 22:28
To be honest, I thought the same when somebody mentioned his liking for felinoids.

Not that anything's wrong with cats. I have acat friend, too, so I can't be anticattist, right? ;)

Felinoids |= cats just like Humans |= chimps.

think Humans, but with cat like features. same intelligence level, same or higher tech level, does that make them beasts?
http://www.danhausertrek.com/AnimatedSeries/MRess_.jpg

http://everquestonlineadventures.station.sony.com/images/monsters/vashirFemale.jpg

so not Beastiality. err... alien fetish maybe... but not beastiality. :p
Vakirauta
04-09-2008, 21:54
I am disturbed by how many people are willing to have relationships with aliens. May I say this is same as bestiality ?

Depends what your definition of an Animal is, and whether or not said Alien fits into the aforementioned definition.
Anti-Social Darwinism
04-09-2008, 22:00
Kiss an alien? Oh yeah! This is definitely not an animal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spock
Flammable Ice
04-09-2008, 23:04
Are we talking about an almost-human-star-trek-alien or a likely-to-exist-in-reality-alien?