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Straughn's wife has just given birth to twins. Justice and Tyrion<sp?>. Both are healthy as well as the mother. The question for debate is if Straughn should have fathered children?

Straughn's wife has just given birth to twins. Justice and Tyrion<sp?>. Both are healthy as well as the mother. The question for debate is if Straughn should have fathered children?

Hammurab bred?

God help us.

Congrats to Straughn, his wife, and the kiddies (getting born is hard work, too)!

And no, NA, you are not allowed to eat the babies. :tongue:

You'll pay for this, Straughn! As my sworn enemy you will rue this day, rue it!

Congrats to Straughn, his wife, and the kiddies (getting born is hard work, too)!

And no, NA, you are not allowed to eat the babies. :tongue:

but he has TWO!

Which from their mothers womb were untimely ripped.

Watch your ass, Macbeth.

Good to know in case they ever have to kill any Scottish guys.

Ah, doppelgangers :)

Straughn spawn?

Fascinating. I shall endeavor to study these Straughn spawn in the hopes of learning a great deal for the sake of humanity.

but he has TWO!

And that is of course what the smaller, weaker baby is for....

Justice is a nice name. Congrats! Are the identical?

I was waiting to see who'd start this thread... I haven't heard from Straughn early early yesterday morning before they were actually born, so. I love the name Justice... I used to know a little boy with that name, actually. I hope everyone's doing well, and momma gets looooots of rest.

Straughn had better reserve their NSG names. I wonder who of our posters will have their offspring begin posting on NSG first.

Hey many congrats to you, twins huh double the trouble, but double the fun. Here's to sleepless nights my friend!

Tyrion.... ouch. Not a nice name.

A little advice on twins. You would expect that twins would require slightly less clothing, diapers and cleaning supplies than one baby would need doubled. You would be wrong. In fact, I think my twins needed more than double what Little Goofball needed. It's like the twins were competing with eachother. :p

Yay, so it did go well! You already got congrats by TG but hey, have another one. After all it's two kids, too. Congrats! :fluffle:

Congratulations!

I'm told I was a holy terror as an infant...hopefully your kids are a little more mild mannered! :tongue:

Hey, congrats!

Congratulations!

I'm told I was a holy terror as an infant...hopefully your kids are a little more mild mannered! :tongue:

You were? I hear you still are. :wink:

hmmmm does this mean that straughn (et al) will post less often because he (they) is going to be so busy taking care of twins or that he (they) will post more often because he (they) will always be awake anyway?

CONGRATULATIONS!

You were? I hear you still are. :wink:

Only on days that I have off work. :tongue:

Congrats!!!!!

Straughn had better reserve their NSG names. I wonder who of our posters will have their offspring begin posting on NSG first.

Smunkee lets her kids post on Generalite Mafia sometimse on her account.

w00t!!

*spins the Wheel of Responsibility*

Haha, bitch, start wipin'.

All I can see now is the Straughn twins against the LG twins. *buys mudproof bunker*

Best wishes, and may you have gotten plenty of sleep before now.

All I can see now is the Straughn twins against the LG twins. *buys mudproof bunker*

Nothing is mudproof. Only mud resistant. :)

It's a sign of the end times! :eek2:


Mmmm... End times :fluffle:


CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SPAWN! :D:hail:

Congrats!

Congratulations.

Hammurab bred?

God help us.

I never lived inside Straughn. You're thinking of Jhahannam, who was an indepedent entity for only 11 days before realizing that without Straughn's usurped wit, he had no talent. He died of self-inflicted pellet gun wound...well, wounds, actually. It took 453 of them before he finally died of pellet related copper poisoning.

Straughn...I bow. You are much man, Hondo!

Begin Serious Mode:

May I hope to be taken seriously when I say, you have always been a positive part of this forum, and if you are similar in real life, your children are blessed by having an example like you for a father.

End Serious Mode.

Just don't get them circumcised, it turns them into Jews.

I never lived inside Straughn.

So who do you live inside? ;)

I object to allowing those delicious babies to become attached to their parents, and vice versa. Now it's just going to be cruel when we eat them.

So who do you live inside? ;)

You know...I've just realized that "Poliwanacraca" is, when rendered in Arabic, an anagram for "Bom-chica-wohw-waaaow", the famous "sexy riff" that was born in the 70's and will live forever.

Your licentious comment, coupled with the fact that you purportedly dress in an egregiously sultry manner, suggests to me that you are, in fact...

A Naughty Elemental!

Note that in this case, Naughty is not solely a descriptive modifier, but a proper noun referring to the elemental power of Naughtiness (not to be confused with the term "element" as used in the periodic table, wherein Naughtiness is an as yet undiscovered and deliciously unstable lanthanide. Remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!)

Well, Poliwanacracaandtaexcitcha, my fundamentalist christian beliefs do not permit me to entertain your entertaining innuendo. Also, innuendo might be a Jewish word, and is thus bad...it might also be spanish, kind of sounds spanish, but I'm told there are lots of Spanish Jews, so, there you have it.

You enticed me. Now I have to sit funny.

Bitch.

I object to allowing those delicious babies to become attached to their parents, and vice versa. Now it's just going to be cruel when we eat them.

Nature is cruel, sometimes, Iffy...like when a scorpion stings the frog, or the wolf fells the stag, or when Straughn is up at 3:00 am trying to develop a sorting algorithm for whether dealing with 0.60 liters of puke is prioritized over handling 8.9 kg of baby shit (yes, I know thats a ridiculous amount, I know the metric system, I also know babies).

(Cue backup orchestra for Elton John at the Coliseum in Vegas, most members of which are a bit high from going over to Saphire and snorting powdered meth off a strippers ass-cleft, which Straughn could not attend because he's a Daddy)

Its the Ciiiiircle of Liiiiiiiiiiife.......

You know...I've just realized that "Poliwanacraca" is, when rendered in Arabic, an anagram for "Bom-chica-wohw-waaaow", the famous "sexy riff" that was born in the 70's and will live forever.

Your licentious comment, coupled with the fact that you purportedly dress in an egregiously sultry manner, suggests to me that you are, in fact...

A Naughty Elemental!

Note that in this case, Naughty is not solely a descriptive modifier, but a proper noun referring to the elemental power of Naughtiness (not to be confused with the term "element" as used in the periodic table, wherein Naughtiness is an as yet undiscovered and deliciously unstable lanthanide. Remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!)

Well, Poliwanacracaandtaexcitcha, my fundamentalist christian beliefs do not permit me to entertain your entertaining innuendo. Also, innuendo might be a Jewish word, and is thus bad...it might also be spanish, kind of sounds spanish, but I'm told there are lots of Spanish Jews, so, there you have it.

You enticed me. Now I have to sit funny.

Bitch.

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).
no one clicks on hyperlinks

boyz!

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).

I wish there was a way to put that entire post in my sig such that people would actually read it. :tongue:

no one clicks on hyperlinks

boyz!

I wish there was a way to put that entire post in my sig such that people would actually read it. :tongue:

True, true. Maybe you could try really small text.

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

I frequently have a problem with ladies being unable to find room for my enormous offerings in their small endings.

Okay, that's not true, I have a small penis...but my friends in the White Power movement say its a prereq anyway.

Maybe we should get Straughn a gift certificate for Diaper Depot or Babies R Us or Shit Geyser Corks and More...

My first is due next month, and my wife told me we have to buy "pee pee tee pees". I thought she was jerking me, but she was serious.

Its a little paper cone you put on their little infant wang so that when they cut loose with wizz whilst you're changing them, you don't get the warm acrid expression of their love on your shirt when you're due to argue a moot court case in front of an off-duty appelate court judge who finds the fact that your nipples are visible to be completely unjustifiable by the fact that there is urine on your shirt.

Congratulations, Straughn, Straughnwife and Straughnlings. Let the reign of terror begin!

BTW, how do you pronounce Tyrion?

Maybe we should get Straughn a gift certificate for Diaper Depot or Babies R Us or Shit Geyser Corks and More...

My first is due next month, and my wife told me we have to buy "pee pee tee pees". I thought she was jerking me, but she was serious.

Its a little paper cone you put on their little infant wang so that when they cut loose with wizz whilst you're changing them, you don't get the warm acrid expression of their love on your shirt when you're due to argue a moot court case in front of an off-duty appelate court judge who finds the fact that your nipples are visible to be completely unjustifiable by the fact that there is urine on your shirt.
and if you have a GIRL?

baby pee is not the problem that baby puke is. (and you or she arent planning on taking the baby to court are you?)

youre gonna get puked on, pissed on, shat on, bit, dug, have snot wiped on your pants, have your eardrums scortched by close screaming, and poor straughn is going to have all that times two.

and if you have a GIRL?

What do you think the palace gates are for?

baby pee is not the problem that baby puke is. (and you or she arent planning on taking the baby to court are you?)

youre gonna get puked on, pissed on, shat on, bit, dug, have snot wiped on your pats, have your eardrums scortched by close screaming, and poor straughn is going to have all that times two.



And that's just in the first year. When they get older they start handing you boogers. :(

And that's just in the first year. When they get older they start handing you boogers. :(
Worse: you're going to take them.

hmmmm does this mean that straughn (et al) will post less often because he (they) is going to be so busy taking care of twins or that he (they) will post more often because he (they) will always be awake anyway?

CONGRATULATIONS!

I ended up posting more when mine were teeny, because you can apparently really easily soothe a baby to sleep by holding it in the crook of one arm across your lap, whilst listening to soft music, and typing.

I can also now type a lot quicker with my right hand alone, than a lot of people can with both hands. :D

May I hope to be taken seriously when I say, you have always been a positive part of this forum, and if you are similar in real life, your children are blessed by having an example like you for a father.


This^^

Good job, man. And good luck.

And that's just in the first year. When they get older they start handing you boogers. :(

its rather off topic but instead of an arbitrary "age of reason" when its OK to have your kid baptised, it should be at the age when they realize that they have SNOT running down their face and start wiping it off themselves.

*shudder* i was so happy when my son reached that age.

and if you have a GIRL?

baby pee is not the problem that baby puke is. (and you or she arent planning on taking the baby to court are you?)

youre gonna get puked on, pissed on, shat on, bit, dug, have snot wiped on your pants, have your eardrums scortched by close screaming, and poor straughn is going to have all that times two.

We got a sonogram done, s'a boy to within reasonable certainty.

That, or she's gonna have a huge clit.

Either can be parlayed into an advantage, I suppose.

i can also now type a lot quicker with my right hand alone, than a lot of people can with both hands. :d

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We got a sonogram done, s'a boy to within reasonable certainty.

That, or she's gonna have a huge clit.

Either can be parlayed into an advantage, I suppose.
so youre going to law school after all?

so youre going to law school after all?

The French Foreign Legion doesn't want me, I can't write for shit, I hated being an accountant, I only published one paper as a physicist, and the Law School offered me a decent deal because of my LSAT score.

I figure I'll drop out next year, try telemarketing for 4 days, then just walk the earth.

Walk the earth?

Yeah, you know. Like Cain, in Kung Fu.

Worse: you're going to take them.

I'm sure I will when I have a kid of my own. As a teacher, I just take a good look at anything they're trying to hand me before I take it and then direct them to the garbage can. And tell them to stop picking stuff up off the floor. :(

its rather off topic but instead of an arbitrary "age of reason" when its OK to have your kid baptised, it should be at the age when they realize that they have SNOT running down their face and start wiping it off themselves.

*shudder* i was so happy when my son reached that age.

I don't think kids should be allowed to enter school until they've reached this level of maturity. It would make my job way less gross.

I'm sure I will when I have a kid of my own. As a teacher, I just take a good look at anything they're trying to hand me before I take it and then direct them to the garbage can. And tell them to stop picking stuff up off the floor. :(

I don't think kids should be allowed to enter school until they've reached this level of maturity. It would make my job way less gross.

This reminds me of that thread we had about kids showing for kindergarten still not potty trained.

Nationstates actually got quoted on "Fundies Say the Darndest Things" for that thread...

The French Foreign Legion doesn't want me, I can't write for shit, I hated being an accountant, I only published one paper as a physicist, and the Law School offered me a decent deal because of my LSAT score.

I figure I'll drop out next year, try telemarketing for 4 days, then just walk the earth.

Walk the earth?

Yeah, you know. Like Cain, in Kung Fu.
oh darlin' you are stuck. as a dad you cant do that.

unless you hook the wife up with brad pitt before you go...

I'm sure I will when I have a kid of my own. As a teacher, I just take a good look at anything they're trying to hand me before I take it and then direct them to the garbage can. And tell them to stop picking stuff up off the floor. :(



I don't think kids should be allowed to enter school until they've reached this level of maturity. It would make my job way less gross.
kids are so disgusting! the earlier the education the more the teachers should be paid.

Straughn's wife has just given birth to twins. Justice and Tyrion<sp?>. Both are healthy as well as the mother. The question for debate is if Straughn should have fathered children?

Congratulations!

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'Cause I'm typing.

(Jeez. I know what you were thinking... Like I could do that one handed).