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Making metal underwear mandatory for men and women in public will drastically reduce the numbers of rape that occur. The owner will keep a key for the underwear at home that way they may remove should they choose to.

Good idea or bad idea?

How would the metal underwear stay on?

What happens if you have to pee while you're out and about?

oh im sorry but the "unhelpful ideas" thread has already been started elsewhere.

What happens if you have to pee while you're out and about?

Ummm It can be modified so that it collects urine and then empties it when full sprayed the urine out the front. See it even pees for you. And with a special add-on you can connect a squirt gun on it and squirt people when bored. What fun! :p

But rape is so much fun

oh im sorry but the "unhelpful ideas" thread has already been started elsewhere.

This idea is far too epic to be limited to one thread alone *nods*

Im sorry, ive already got Buns of Steel, lol

This idea is far too epic to be limited to one thread alone *nods*
you are putting the responsibility for crime on the (potential) victim.

but rape can even occur between a married couple. :(

you are putting the responsibility for crime on the (potential) victim.

Actually I'm not putting responsibility on anyone other than the corporation/government/ufos that shall make this product mandatory in public. Thus there are no rapists to blame nor victims to place responsibility on.

thats only because one of them wont put out...grrr

but rape can even occur between a married couple. :(

Whose to say they can't wear it at home if they choose to. ;)

Ummm It can be modified so that it collects urine and then empties it when full sprayed the urine out the front. See it even pees for you. And with a special add-on you can connect a squirt gun on it and squirt people when bored. What fun! :p

I suppose the same feture would be used for poo?:eek2:

But rape is so much fun
Sometimes, we imagine...
A restraint-free world...
Where people intercourse freely and routinely, regardless of status and preferences...
Where the man and the woman are free from the bounds of consensus and contract...
Where hardcore rape is like saying "Hello"...
Where the human nature is not bound by social constructs...
The world of FREE RAPE.

All those supporting the idea, recite this verse, and
rape yourself with a loaded revolver.

I suppose the same feture would be used for poo?:eek2:

LOL Great idea! I shall make the Shitzooka the next accessory. :p

No no no! Think of the chafing that would cause!

No no no! Think of the chafing that would cause!

The inside would have tons of padding of course.

Are you trying to make an intentionally terrible idea, or does this kind of nonsense come naturally?

Are you trying to make an intentionally terrible idea, or does this kind of nonsense come naturally?

*shoots you with a shitzooka* It works! :p

What happens if you have to pee while you're out and about?

well obviously the underwear would be rust proof.

What happens if you have to pee while you're out and about?

Its also a strength enhancing Exoskeleton, powered by the methane given off by your wastes, lol...

It'll also have multiple accessories similar to that of Kryten's. One will be able to have pee powered egg beaters, vacuum cleaners and can opener as accessories. :p

great... from Chainmail bikinis to Metal Depends...

I pity the person wearing one when they have the runs... :(

On second thought, I pity the people around the person wearing one when they have the runs.

Metal Depends...



Theyre not just Metal Depends...Theyre ultra kickass highpowered Depends!!!

Theyre not just Metal Depends...Theyre ultra kickass highpowered Depends!!!

Lets also add in special stimpack delivery systems that marine armor uses in StarCraft. Who knows the wearer might need some waking up in the morning.

Theyre not just Metal Depends...Theyre ultra kickass highpowered Depends!!!

.... describing something I'm wearing on my ass as "Kickass" is not really reassuring... :p

who would want to wear metal underwear. It would be heavy and unbreathable. Crotch rash would quickly follow.

Then in the middle of work while you can baerly walk due to the wieght and crotch rash you would need to go to the toilet and spend extra time putting this underwear off and on.

also how would you plan to make sure everyone wears them? Should there be an ass inspection?

also how would you plan to make sure everyone wears them? Should there be an ass inspection?

nobody expects the ass inquisition!!!!

nobody expects the ass inquisition!!!!

ARE YOU PSYCHIC!?!?! :eek: How did you know I was about to post that?! :p

Then in the middle of work while you can baerly walk due to the wieght and crotch rash you would need to go to the toilet and spend extra time putting this underwear off and on.
also how would you plan to make sure everyone wears them? Should there be an ass inspection?

You don't get it. You don't take it off. It's a chastity belt, they could be worn for years in the middle ages. There's a hole for crap.

To make sure everyone wears it, you put it on everyone, and lock it up tightly, with a steel belt over the waist.

You don't get it. You don't take it off. It's a chastity belt, they could be worn for years in the middle ages. There's a hole for crap.

To make sure everyone wears it, you put it on everyone, and lock it up tightly, with a steel belt over the waist.

Wait, if there's a hole, then how does it solve the problem?

I wonder, do you actually sit down and think to yourself "I'm going to post a bunch of useless spammy shit today" or is it more impulse?

Wait, if there's a hole, then how does it solve the problem?

It'll have a penis detector if it detects any penis it'll release the pecker guillotine before anything penetrates the wearer.

It'll have a penis detector if it detects any penis it'll release the pecker guillotine before anything penetrates the wearer.

Ah...*starts working on hacks* lol

Making metal underwear mandatory for men and women in public will drastically reduce the numbers of rape that occur. The owner will keep a key for the underwear at home that way they may remove should they choose to.

Good idea or bad idea?

Chastity belts are soooooo 15th century.

Chastity belts are soooooo 15th century.

hey now, some people like it....

Chastity belts are soooooo 1500s.

I modernized it. It now is complete with houshold pee-powered appliances and pee assault rifles, pee sniper rifles and of course the shitzooka and the steriod delivery system. These assguards sure kick ass. :p

hey now, some people like it....
Yes, but used as toys rather than used as a rape preventative...

I wonder, do you actually sit down and think to yourself "I'm going to post a bunch of useless spammy shit today" or is it more impulse?

The thought of bringing smiles to the faces many acquaintances whilst annoying sadistic mean-spirited trolls like you makes cheer quiver through every inch of my body.

:)

Wait, if there's a hole, then how does it solve the problem?
It's small and full of small sharp curved spikes, which dig into any object going in, ripping it up on exit.

The thought of bringing smiles to the faces many acquaintances whilst annoying sadistic mean-spirited trolls like you makes cheer quiver through every inch of my body.

:)
ah ahh ahhhh.... careful now, that's flaming and admitting to flamebaiting....

It's small and full of small sharp curved spikes, which dig into any object going in, ripping it up on exit.

Ah, *begins working on the Metal Condom* lol

ah ahh ahhhh.... careful now, that's flaming and admitting to flamebaiting....

Yeah, id stop, she'll eat you alive, lol...

It'll have a penis detector if it detects any penis it'll release the pecker guillotine before anything penetrates the wearer.

You couldn't have just made the hole too small for a penis to fit through? Ye gods no, that might actually be a viable option. It needs some kind of applied phlebotinum powered penis detector and guillotine.

ah ahh ahhhh.... careful now, that's flaming and admitting to flamebaiting....

So what is NA guilty of?

Besides the reason I posted this thread is because I knew the majority would find it amusing. The only reason he's annoyed is because I was the one who posted it, had it been LG or someone else I doubt he'd even had posted at all.

You couldn't have just made the hole too small for a penis to fit through? Ye gods no, that might actually be a viable option. It needs some kind of applied phlebotinum powered penis detector and guillotine.

Then how would the constipated cope if we did it your way?

Then how would the constipated cope if we did it your way?

Not wear a chastity belt.

Not wear a chastity belt.

Thats just crazy, itll never work, lol...

So what is NA guilty of?

Besides the reason I posted this thread is because I knew the majority would find it amusing. The only reason he's annoyed is because I was the one who posted it, had it been LG or someone else I doubt he'd even had posted at all.
He asked if you planned on writing spammy threads.
You called him "annoying sadistic mean-spirited trolls like you."

See the difference? He asked about your motivation. You called him a name. (Several, as a matter of fact.) And you're assigning him a motivation of "you hate me" rather than what he said, "you post spammy threads".

So what he's guilty of? Nothing more than being slightly impolite. You? Flaming and flamebaiting, and unofficially warned to knock it off.

Thats just crazy, itll never work, lol...

indeed scientific studies prove that this new underwear actually makes one heathier like in the picture below.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/12/borat_thumbs_up_narrowweb__300x504,0.jpg

:hail: Sensei Goofballs! I humbly ask that you rate my unhelpful chastity belt idea.

How would the metal underwear stay on?

It would be welded on, of course!

So what is NA guilty of?

Besides the reason I posted this thread is because I knew the majority would find it amusing. The only reason he's annoyed is because I was the one who posted it, had it been LG or someone else I doubt he'd even had posted at all.
yep, but it's not what is posted but how. a more acceptable response could've been.

I wonder, do you actually sit down and think to yourself "I'm going to post a bunch of useless spammy shit today" or is it more impulse?Yet it was interesting enough for you to grace us with your presence... I am truely honored that my efforts have paid off. :hail:
:D

It would be welded on, of course!

Epoxy...

hey, it's not like some people pay more for a seperate bikini wax... :p