NationStates Jolt Archive


Genital Size

Hotwife
20-08-2008, 13:32
This thread is in response to the comment on the IQ thread, where someone stated that IQ is as overstated (or more so) than genital size.

So, to collect some data to show the potential pattern, I'd like everyone to honestly assess their relevant genital dimensions (no pics please, that would be a violation of NSG policy, and Katganistan would deat you in a flash).

After we get some poll results, we can take a look at the numbers and see how exaggerated we all are.
Galloism
20-08-2008, 13:36
*looks back and forth shiftily*

This thread is a bad idea.
Smunkeeville
20-08-2008, 13:38
My penis is huge.
Belschaft
20-08-2008, 13:40
I again have awnsered honestly. I have nothing to be ashamed of considering the kind of people who post on NSG - WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME!!!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2008, 13:44
What about testicles? My penis is average but my testicles are huge.
Smunkeeville
20-08-2008, 13:47
What about testicles? My penis is average but my testicles are huge.

Edema will do that.
Vault 10
20-08-2008, 13:49
Well, I'll post a picture, but not of a penis. Rather, it's a chart that can be printed out in order to help with the measurement.


http://www.freewebs.com/vault_10/Chart.png
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2008, 13:52
Edema will do that.

:eek:

:tongue:

There was a myth when I was in high school that getting hit in the balls a lot would make your balls bigger. Personally, I suspect it's the opposite: Having bigger balls makes you get hit more often in them. Not only because they're larger targets but because there's some twisted wiring in the heads of most teenaged boys. ...and certain assorted maniacs who never quite grow up. :p
The Infinite Dunes
20-08-2008, 13:52
My penis is -3i inches long. I get to screw people in another dimension.

edit: why is that once you've voted you can't see what everyone else has voted for?
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2008, 13:54
Well, I'll post a picture, but not of a penis. Rather, it's a chart that can be printed out in order to help with the measurement.


http://www.freewebs.com/vault_10/Chart.png

Don't get a paper cut. :eek:
Adunabar
20-08-2008, 13:57
Don't get a paper cut. :eek:

Why, why, why would you say that?
Vault 10
20-08-2008, 13:59
Don't get a paper cut.
Yeah. Fold it at the "penis start line".

BTW, I've resized it for a more printer-friendly version, and uploaded here:

http://www.freewebs.com/vault_10/ChartPrint.png
Print out at 150 dpi, at 11.5" long (or more) sheet of paper. Crop the picture at the bottom and at the top [ unless you need it ;-) ] if it doesn't fit into your printer.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2008, 14:00
Why, why, why would you say that?

The voices told me to. :(
The Infinite Dunes
20-08-2008, 14:01
Any one scared of a paper cut obviously doesn't have a real man's penis.
The Alma Mater
20-08-2008, 14:04
You know, I keep reading enormous penis , 7 or 8 centimeters :p Silly outdated units.

I will find a conversion tool and vote on the poll. I am guessing average.
Maraque
20-08-2008, 14:06
Conversion tool. ROFLMAO.

Sorry, that just struck me as funny. ^_^
Free Soviets
20-08-2008, 14:07
BTW, I've resized it

cheater
The Infinite Dunes
20-08-2008, 14:07
2.5cm to an inch as I recall.
Vault 10
20-08-2008, 14:08
cheater
Yes, I am.

I'm doing this:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=558696
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2008, 14:08
Conversion tool. ROFLMAO.

Sorry, that just struck me as funny. ^_^

When american men want to have sex with european women they need a conversion tool. *nod*
The Alma Mater
20-08-2008, 14:08
Conversion tool. ROFLMAO.

Sorry, that just struck me as funny. ^_^

It gets worse:

I just googled the size of my penis*

Edit: And I fall between polloptions...






*(yes, google can convert inches to cm and vice versa :p)
Katganistan
20-08-2008, 14:10
*looks back and forth shiftily*

This thread is a bad idea.

Seconded.
iLock.