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Ok, so I'm having two friends over tomorrow, and I decided that it'd be fun if I rent a really horrible movie (something Sci Fi or Mystery) and the three of us could sit around and make fun of it. Basically we're going to do our own MST3K thing.

Any suggestion?

Gayniggas From Outer Space. You have seen Plan 9, so you get where it's going.
*(ggers, actually)

Dracula 2000

Thats Two Hours of my Life i just cant get back, lol...

Evil Dead 2, Amity-ville Horror (all of them), Reanimator, Zathura (especially for bad science)

Fido, Big Money Hustlas', and Rocky Horror Picture Show.
... best "B" movies of all time.
OOh, ooh... and "Blackula", too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfww2FLAQM

Starcrash.

You can try my very favorite Campy Movie...I seriously love that movie because its so bad...

Starship Troopers...I need to see the second and third ones...

Ax'Em and that's all I'm going to say if you want to see a bad movie, look up its reviews on Amazon and Something Awful.

The most awesomely horrible movie I ever walked out on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaforce

Space Mutiny.

Barn of the Blood Llama
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162876/

Here's another, no comments needed really, except - the starship is shaped like a naked woman!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

The one, the only: Troll 2.

The Ice Pirates!

The movie has Robert Urich chasing around a giant mutant herpe. What else could you want?

Starcrash.

This. If you can find it.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Biker Zombies from Detroit (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298250/)

Surf Nazis Must Die (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/)

Dollman v. Demonic Toys (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106743/)

Oh, I forgot: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

Probably the worst movie I've seen in the last few years was "Alone in the Dark"

Christian Slater, Tara Reid & Stephen Dorff.

Absolutely horrible.

War of the Worlds 2.

War of the Worlds 2.

War of the Worlds...2?

This bothers me in a profound way.

This. If you can find it.

It'd probably be hard. The method I used to acquire it is not technically legal.

Here's another, no comments needed really, except - the starship is shaped like a naked woman!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars
Nah, try this one instead:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Sun

Very rare -- and for good reason. And if you do find it, make sure you have the number of a Freudian therapist handy. Holy crap! :eek2:

And then, of course, there's the all-time classic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manos:_The_Hands_of_Fate

Also, how about any TV movie made by SciFi (except "Dog Soldiers," "7 Days to Live" and "Jackie Chan's Metal Mayhem," which are the three that don't suck).

Attack of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space!!!!

They put you in cotton candy cacoons and suck your blood through twisty straws!

Attack of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space!!!!

They put you in cotton candy cacoons and suck your blood through twisty straws!

That's actually a documentary. *nod*

jesus christ the vampire slayer

The Last Starfighter! Campy plot, bad CG (Ok, early CG) incredibly dated costumes & sets....

Blood Dolls.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0203343/

Deathbed: The Bed that Eats People.

I hear it's pretty bad.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15016_5-completely-unnecessary-direct-dvd-movie-sequels.html

Anything from that list.

Or perhaps a four-hour Hollow Man marathon? Nothing like four hours of Hollow Man (1 and 2) to turn your brain into a syrupy goo.

13 seconds.

Worst. Fucking. Movie. Ever.

This movie was so bad I was about to break the tv I was so mad for having watched most of it...

barn Of The Blood Llama
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162876/

That's the one...epic win.

Battlefield Earth

Probably the worst movie I've seen in the last few years was "Alone in the Dark"

Christian Slater, Tara Reid & Stephen Dorff.

Absolutely horrible.

Anything directed by Uwe Boll qualifies as not just Bad, but Absolutely Horrific Piece of Cinematic Shit.

The most awesomely horrible movie I ever walked out on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaforce

Here's another, no comments needed really, except - the starship is shaped like a naked woman!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

The Ice Pirates!

The movie has Robert Urich chasing around a giant mutant herpe. What else could you want?

Classics!

A few more in the same vein:
Damnation Alley
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Night of the Comet
Cherry 2000

The Science of Sleep was pretty bloody awful.

This site has some suggestions... (http://rinkworks.com/badmovie/)

Deathstalker seems pretty bad to me...

the Matrix :p

Flesh Gordon

Any of the Star Trek films

Amity-ville Horror (all of them)

The one made in the 70's wasn't so bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfww2FLAQM

FTW. That was hilarious I need to see the rest of it.

Most things with Jean Claude Van Damme contain moments of unintentional comedy gold.

"Soldier of Fortune" with Brandon Lee and Ernest Borgnine is a movie of assinine proportions. Likewise the unfortunate Brandon gets to utter dialogue which will make you dig holes in the fucking furniture in "Showdown in little Tokyo". It also starts Shakespearean stalwart Dolph Lundgren, so you know you're going to see some serious thesbing.

"Showgirls" - the upside is theres boobies aplenty. However thats never been enough for me to sit through the whole thing. The 30-45 minutes I've seen have been utterly dire though, and relatively amusing.

Here's another, no comments needed really, except - the starship is shaped like a naked woman!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

I saw that as a matine 20/30 years ago or more and later on the small screen and never noticed....Not that means anything, no, no, no.


Anything directed by Uwe Boll qualifies as not just Bad, but Absolutely Horrific Piece of Cinematic Shit.]

I've seen two of his disasters before the bulb lit over me head, so I must concur.
Not even funny bad bad.


Damnation Alley
Night of the Comet


B classics those. Had the good fortune to see "Damnation Alley" when a lad with a cinema packed full of its intended audience (kids). I was one at the time. Just in case anybody things I'm Gary, back on the net.


Deathstalker seems pretty bad to me....]

Seen that on the big screen too. Absolute dud.

Flesh Gordon
Oh dear - that's bad...

Here's my suggestion: "Bad Taste"

Title says it all.

Any such list must include the most juvenile, vomitous mass of human excrement ever to tarnish the surface of a DVD.

This movie is so bad and so disappointing it begs for an MST3K treatment and yet it provides its own humor in its efforts to be taken seriously.

Dungeons & Dragons.

This piece of slimy slop covered trash had every possible advantage when it came out and yet it farted it all away in a fit of mind numbing drivel provided in place of dialog, an utter and complete ripoff of several other movies in an effort to steal from better movies because the writers of this filth were so creatively bankrupt.

The special effects are great until you look at them closely. Dragon blood is apparently chunky, a wave distortion is the universal effect for any spell, and armor is evidently made of plastic.

And if you REALLY want fun, watch the DVD with the director's commentary going in case you have any illusions that this garbage was silly on purpose. Through the entire thing the director pats himself on the back for his wonderful cinematography, action scenes, faithful adherence to the Dungeons & Dragons genre, and all but awards himself an Oscar for Best Picture.

Obviously he's self-delusional if he thinks he succeeded on any of those elements. In fact, I threw up a little in my mouth as I wrote that, despite being satirical.

Oh dear - that's bad...

Here's my suggestion: "Bad Taste"

Title says it all.

Even better: Meet the Feebles!

Dragon Wars

"The Killer Eye"-only movie I've ever seen that would be improved by being a porn. If you have the VHS version, all the better-the actors behave as if they're doing Shakespeare, and their commentary only gets funnier as you listen,especially as they all invoke Roland Martinez as an acting god.

Any such list must include the most juvenile, vomitous mass of human excrement ever to tarnish the surface of a DVD.

This movie is so bad and so disappointing it begs for an MST3K treatment and yet it provides its own humor in its efforts to be taken seriously.

Dungeons & Dragons.

This piece of slimy slop covered trash had every possible advantage when it came out and yet it farted it all away in a fit of mind numbing drivel provided in place of dialog, an utter and complete ripoff of several other movies in an effort to steal from better movies because the writers of this filth were so creatively bankrupt.

The special effects are great until you look at them closely. Dragon blood is apparently chunky, a wave distortion is the universal effect for any spell, and armor is evidently made of plastic.

And if you REALLY want fun, watch the DVD with the director's commentary going in case you have any illusions that this garbage was silly on purpose. Through the entire thing the director pats himself on the back for his wonderful cinematography, action scenes, faithful adherence to the Dungeons & Dragons genre, and all but awards himself an Oscar for Best Picture.

Obviously he's self-delusional if he thinks he succeeded on any of those elements. In fact, I threw up a little in my mouth as I wrote that, despite being satirical.

Ready to get off your soapbox now NeoB?

What you should watch is Snakes on a Plane

And what excatly is a MST3K treatment

I know quite a lot of people actually liked it, but the worst film I've ever seen (aside from Perfect Storm, which I've commented on several times before, and I don't want to seem obsessional about its awfulness) was The Fifth Element. Awful plot and pitifully piss-poor acting. *shudders*

What you should watch is Snakes on a Plane

And what excatly is a MST3K treatment

MST3K is short for Mystery Science Theatre 3000. It was basically an excuse for some very clever guys to point out the idiocies and inanities of movies both good and bad while they were happening, by having their alter-egos "view" the film at the same time as the actual audience and commenting continuously.

Seriously funny if done right.

"Anatomy", and "Chopping Mall"

Cabin Fever. When you're not pissing yourself laughing at how bad/good it is, you'll be wondering how any writer could physically sit down and write it. It boggles the mind.

What you should watch is Snakes on a Plane

Too bad, and thus not funny. Just bad.

Gut Pile (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119240/). The monster puts the guy's hand in warm water when he is sleeping and ties his shoelaces together. This is meant to be a horror film.

"Quest for Fire"

"The Killer Eye"-only movie I've ever seen that would be improved by being a porn. If you have the VHS version, all the better-the actors behave as if they're doing Shakespeare, and their commentary only gets funnier as you listen,especially as they all invoke Roland Martinez as an acting god.

I rented that with a friend once. We stopped watching it like five minutes in.

Any Star Wars movie *ducks*

The Core. Watched it yesterday with my sci-fi club. It was fun.

B classics those. Had the good fortune to see "Damnation Alley" when a lad with a cinema packed full of its intended audience (kids). I was one at the time. Just in case anybody things I'm Gary, back on the net.

I had the bad fortune to see it a bit too young - the carniverous cockroach scene actually induced the earliest nightmare I still remember having. Still, it's a classic. :D

And what excatly is a MST3K treatment

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (often abbreviated MST3K, MST 3000, MST 3K, or MST) is an American cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Best Brains, Inc. that ran from 1988 to 1999.

The series features a man and his robot sidekicks who are trapped on a satellite in space by an evil scientist and forced to watch a selection of terrible movies, especially (but not initially limited to) science fiction B-movies. To keep sane, the man and his robots make a running commentary on the film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking (or "riffing") their way through the film in the style of a movie theater peanut gallery. Series creator Hodgson originally played the stranded man, Joel Robinson for four-and-a-half seasons. When he left in 1993, series head writer Michael J. Nelson replaced him as new B-movie victim Mike Nelson, and continued in the role for the rest of the show's run.

The format proved to be popular. During its eleven years, 198 episodes and one feature film, MST3K attained a loyal fan base and critical acclaim. The series won a Peabody Award in 1993, and was nominated for writing Emmys in 1994 and 1995.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000



And nobody's mentioned (unless I missed it) another great classic - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. (ACK! I just looked it up on Wikipedia, and a remake's in the works - starring Jim Carrey. http://209.85.48.9/10438/178/emo/sad.gif)

Leprechaun 4: In Space

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116861/

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Lions For Lambs

Any of the Spy Kids movies

Ok, so I'm having two friends over tomorrow, and I decided that it'd be fun if I rent a really horrible movie (something Sci Fi or Mystery) and the three of us could sit around and make fun of it. Basically we're going to do our own MST3K thing.

Any suggestion?

I love bad movies and doing my own MST3K thing. I reccomend: The Beast of Yucca Flats, Gore Met Zombie Chef From Hell, and anything by CAMP or Troma Team.

In Portland Oregon there's a movie rental place which is known acrossed the country,
It's called Movie Maddness, and I haven't been there in some time, but they
boast over 10,000 movie titles from the greatest classics to the worst independent films,

something for your consideration,

Possums,
Dark skies
event Horizon
Chtulhu wore tennis shoes
Meteor
Astroid
After Impact
At your door
28 weeks later ( I was soo let down !)
Final fantasy the spirits within ( I think I lost some man points when I saw that)
Black Hole ( a Disney movie )
It the terror from beyond space! ( 50's mars exploration )
the list could go on for miles.

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Lions For Lambs

Any of the Spy Kids movies

Was a great Movie!
And it was neither science fiction nor is mystery.
It's a war movie, and a movie about decisions that shape our lives.

Being John Malcovich

Was a great Movie!
And it was neither science fiction nor is mystery.
It's a war movie, and a movie about decisions that shape our lives.

If you've been in the military, it comes off as farcical bullshit from people who have no idea how the military works.

If you haven't been in the military, you probably see "it's the truth, direct from Hollywood!"

Surf Nazis Must Die?
Lady Ninja?

10000 BC was pretty bad

Probably the worst movie I've seen in the last few years was "Alone in the Dark"

Christian Slater, Tara Reid & Stephen Dorff.

Absolutely horrible.
it was directed by Uwe Boll... what more needs to be said

Cabin Fever. When you're not pissing yourself laughing at how bad/good it is, you'll be wondering how any writer could physically sit down and write it. It boggles the mind.
did you watch the 'Family Friendly' version of the movie? :D

oh man... b movies...

agreed with most of what was said...

Any of the Barbarian Brothers

most of the movies starring Adrienne Barbeau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000105/) or Shannon Tweed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000238/#actress1990)

They live (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/)
Dracula 3000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367677/)
Vampire Wars (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430926/)
The Feast (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/)
Bloodrayne 2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896036/) or any movie directed by Uwe Boll...

Lady Ninja?
you mean Kunochi: Lady Ninja (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0176908/)?

Oh and that reminds me...
Ninja Cheerleaders (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0972857/)
Cheerleader ninjas (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235280/)
and one of my favorites...
Jack Frost (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/)

and I'm surprised no one mentioned this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/).

Ready to get off your soapbox now NeoB?

When I'm damn good and ready, and not a moment before.

They should be executed slowly for what they did to D&D.

Gingersnap... any of them. I'm ashamed that these movies are Canadian.

Also, Underworld. Most supreme disappointment in a movie ever.

When I'm damn good and ready, and not a moment before.

They should be executed slowly for what they did to D&D.

D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God made up for the crap that was the first movie...

Ready to get off your soapbox now NeoB?

That movie just reinforced all the shallow pathetic stereotypes which
" Popular culture " had about gamers.

that was the worst pulp fan fiction crap with a some corporate group said
" Hay we've got this game people play, let's make it into a movie!,"

Then they got some one who works for tabloids to dump a script out.

The adventures of Johnny Tao

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457748/

I personally try to steer clear from bad movies mostly because they make me feel more sad and pissed off than they make me laugh. But I did waste my time watching that crap.

If you've been in the military, it comes off as farcical bullshit from people who have no idea how the military works.

If you haven't been in the military, you probably see "it's the truth, direct from Hollywood!"

I've never been in the military ( despite my attempt to join, no diabetics )

But I've had a number of friends who are in the military and didn't have any
thing against it.

Maybe you were in " A different Army" which is what I've heard from people
who served in NATO about people who served in Vietnam.

I'll bow to your knowledge on this, if you've been in and thought that movie was crap.

Oh what did you think of Jarhead?
That's one I really could only sit through the first half hour before leaving.

The following movies are all deliciously horrible:

Dark Universe
Evil Cat
Parasite (1982 version, the 2002 movie of the same name might suck as well, but I've never seen it so I can't really say)
Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (A movie chiefly notable for the complete absence of any books, Shadowy or otherwise)
Dark Harvest

No one's mentioned it yet?

Eraserhead. You must watch Eraserhead.

Death Race 2000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_2000)

and Tom Cruise is producing the re-make (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_3000)

Night of the Comet
In the Woods- Just don't bother.
Reeker
The Toxic Avenger (movies)- They could use a touch up.
Doom= an abortion
High Tention- The French movie that was suppose to reinvent US slasher films. Nope, great up untill the end.

I've never been in the military ( despite my attempt to join, no diabetics )

But I've had a number of friends who are in the military and didn't have any
thing against it.

Maybe you were in " A different Army" which is what I've heard from people
who served in NATO about people who served in Vietnam.

I'll bow to your knowledge on this, if you've been in and thought that movie was crap.

Oh what did you think of Jarhead?
That's one I really could only sit through the first half hour before leaving.

Jarhead was fairly accurate about the first Gulf War - many never got to do anything except hang out while the Air Force did the work.

Lions For Lambs, on the other hand, was pure Robert Redford pipe dreaming.

Being John Malcovich

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Death Race 2000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_2000)
Dammit!! I shoulda' thought of that! :headbang:

Jarhead was fairly accurate about the first Gulf War - many never got to do anything except hang out while the Air Force did the work.

3 Kings, while (more than) a bit political & preachy, was basically accurate in it's "whut th' hell 'r we doin' NOW" portrayal. I watched that, and it was like being back there, in THAT sense, anyway.

Galaxy of TERROR! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_of_Terror)
sits back to see who saw this classic piece of...

you gotta watch it for several reasons... one major one I won't mention, but you do see a young 'Freddy Kruger' (Robert Englund) trying to act... ahem... macho...

Galaxy of TERROR! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_of_Terror)
sits back to see who saw this classic piece of...

you gotta watch it for several reasons... one major one I won't mention, but you do see a young 'Freddy Kruger' (Robert Englund) trying to act... ahem... macho...

LMAO! Gotta be worth the rental price right there.

Death Race 2000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_2000)

and Tom Cruise is producing the re-make (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Race_3000)
Pfft. Rollerball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollerball_(1975_film))
And oh yeah Rollerball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollerball_(2002_film))

Also, have to watch Snakes on a Mother Fuckin' Plane.
And Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Seriously, watch it.

There is also Jack Frost 2, twice as retarded as the first.

Pfft. Rollerball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollerball_(1975_film))
And oh yeah Rollerball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollerball_(2002_film))

I see your Rollerball and raise you with Solarbabies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091981/)

LMAO! Gotta be worth the rental price right there.

go read the wiki article... ;)

I see your Rollerball and raise you with Solarbabies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091981/)

Let's see you beat Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Ok, so I'm having two friends over tomorrow, and I decided that it'd be fun if I rent a really horrible movie (something Sci Fi or Mystery) and the three of us could sit around and make fun of it. Basically we're going to do our own MST3K thing.

Any suggestion?

Well I'll tell you what movies I love to sit down with some friends and make fun of.

Any movie that was either produced, directed and/or written by and starring Steven Seagal.

Let's see you beat Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

... why would I want to? :p

Eight Legged Freaks might come close...
Jack Frost was Meant to be retarded...
Critters had it's own style of campiness...
Freaked (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109838/) was... twistedly freaky...

but Killer Klowns from Outer Space was in a league of it's own.

oh yah, I just picked up this gem.

this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758754/) begs to be MST3Ked!

Jack Frost was Meant to be retarded...

The funny bit is, there's two movies with the same title and the same subject. One's the retarded family movie about a dad coming back as a snowman, and the other is the retarded straight to DVD horror flick about a serial killer turned into a snowman.

I've always hoped a parent would get them mixed up wanting to check it out for his or her kids.

:D

The one, the only: Troll 2.

They're eating him, now they're gonna eat me!

"quest for fire"

blasphemy!!!!

I recommend the series of patriotic movies called "Why We Fight". While there's the occasional bit of truth in them, there are so many interesting inaccuracies or connections that are only funny now that we're engaged in the war on terror.

Black Swarm, with Robert Englund.

this ain't a bad film but i'm still gonna say it:Star Wreck:In the Pirkinning.it's a finnish independent film and it tells a story of James.B Pirk and as you can tell,he's a parody of Kirk.but see for yourself on Starwreck.com:http://www.starwreck.com/introduction.php

The worst film I have ever seen is Sickle.

In The Woods and The Great Spider Invasion are great laughably bad films.

And you have not truly known bad cinema until you have seen Octopus.

It the terror from beyond space! ( 50's mars exploration )
the list could go on for miles.
Or even longer. "IT: The Terror From Beyond Space!" is the exact same storyline as "Alien." True! Do a double feature if you don't believe me. :D (And I liked "IT" better, too.)

Also, "Colossus: The Forbin Project" is the prequel to "Terminator." True! Do another double feature.

Ok, so I'm having two friends over tomorrow, and I decided that it'd be fun if I rent a really horrible movie (something Sci Fi or Mystery) and the three of us could sit around and make fun of it. Basically we're going to do our own MST3K thing.

Any suggestion?

Transformers. The new one. Dear god that was funny.

Cheerleader ninjas. We rented that once for the same reasons you're renting, to make fun of it. We still couldn't finish it, it's so utterly horrible.

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Lions For Lambs

Any of the Spy Kids movies

Robinson Crusoe on Mars was actually pretty good. A little campy, but nowhere near the absurd levels of true B movie disasters.

I have a couple of old John Wayne serial westerns on DVD. Now THAT'S formulaic cliche material for ya!

I have the Star Wars Holiday Special. The only redeeming feature is the cartoon halfway through. The rest is just painful. My version does come with an MST3K style commentary option, though.

What the Bleep do we know? Down the Rabbit Hole

The movie is so bad, not only would you hate the movie, you would hate yourself for even watching a few minutes of it.

They're eating him, now they're gonna eat me!

Oh my Gooooooooooddddd!

"quest for fire"

blasphemy!!!!

Seconded!
Quest for Fire was much better than MOST movies... kind of akin to The Gods Must be Crazy since the movie is not about the dialogue.

How about...
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Highlander 2
Gigli
or...
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot ?

I am suprised that no one said "Refer Madness" or
Jeepers Creepers", the worst horror movie ever!

The worst film I have ever seen is Sickle.

In The Woods and The Great Spider Invasion are great laughably bad films.

And you have not truly known bad cinema until you have seen Octopus.
Starship... that was worse than Octopus. the SF budget for that film was probably what they found between the couch cushions.

The funny bit is, there's two movies with the same title and the same subject. One's the retarded family movie about a dad coming back as a snowman, and the other is the retarded straight to DVD horror flick about a serial killer turned into a snowman.

I've always hoped a parent would get them mixed up wanting to check it out for his or her kids.

:D
"Mommy... why is that snowman banging that girl in the shower... and where is his carrot nose?"

Star Wars.

[b]Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


*vomits* That is not even a good "bad" movie.

I've got a few suggestions (they're not Sci-Fi or Mystery, per se...but they're definitely "bad"):

1) "Blood Sport" -(Early 1980's) Stars Jean-Claude Van Damme as an American martial artist (...oddly enough, with a Belgian accent...) that's traveled to Hong Kong for an underground, 'anything goes', fighting tournament. "Blood Sport" is the mother of every karate cliche.

2) "Red Dawn" -(Early 1980's, probably) Stars a handful of 'has-been' personalities. Communists (The USSR AND Cuba) launch an assault on the continental United States. When a small town is attacked, some kids escape into the woods and wage guerilla war (calling themselves the Wolverines) against their new-found oppressors. This movie is awesome in every way possible.

any movie can be MST3K'd... the only exception would be this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064064/).

I've got a few suggestions (they're not Sci-Fi or Mystery, per se...but they're definitely "bad"):

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2) "Red Dawn" -(Early 1980's, probably) Stars a handful of 'has-been' personalities. Communists (The USSR AND Cuba) launch an assault on the continental United States. When a small town is attacked, some kids escape into the woods and wage guerilla war (calling themselves the Wolverines) against their new-found oppressors. This movie is awesome in every way possible.

Are you out of your mind?!? :eek:
Red Dawn is a classic 80's movie, and one of the few movies with subtitles most Americans have seen.
The music was written by the guy that wrote the music for Doctor Zhivago. It's got an embarasment of stars in it. And the plot was an actual going concern of Americans of the era. I actually remember a piece on the news of people discussing the movie and the "what if this actually happened"?
Now yes, it's fictional. Yes, 25 years later it's easy to laugh at the "alternate history" part of it. But at the time it was widely regarded as a much better movie that most (esp. "Invasion USA, First Blood Part 2, or The Last Starfighter). Is it "Amadeus"? No, but then it doesn't pretend to be. :D

Incidentally, there is a new version set for 2010 that's in pre-production right now.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/category/red-dawn-remake-2010-movie/

any movie can be MST3K'd... the only exception would be this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064064/).

I'd also argue this one, as it'd be REALLY hard to keep track of heckling the heckling.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117128/

I'd also argue this one, as it'd be REALLY hard to keep track of heckling the heckling.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117128/

That... I'd admit, would be tough!

Hancock. When it comes out -_-
It's just asking for it after the half-way point.

Every M Night Shyamalan movie. Seriously, the guy has this thing with water and a massive failure of basic scientific knowledge related to water. Reference Unbreakable and Signs. Not to mention an overinflated ego which leads him to put himself in every movie.

Are you out of your mind?!? :eek:
Red Dawn is a classic 80's movie, and one of the few movies with subtitles most Americans have seen.

It's also one of the movies, along with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, that motivated the creation of the PG-13 rating. If you like the 1980's, you've got to see Red Dawn.

Not really a movie, but Star Wars Xmas Special 1978 rates as one of the worst travesties imaginable. I d/l'ed it a couple of years back but have honestly not managed to get all the way through it. Best attempt was just a coupla weeks back where I just randomly skipped to bits throughout up until the end. Total viewing time for me was approx 10 min. That is a record.
It's one redeeming feature is that it's the 1st appearance of Bobba Fett (even if it's in cartoon form).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfww2FLAQM
That poor ducky.

Any such list must include the most juvenile, vomitous mass of human excrement ever to tarnish the surface of a DVD.

This movie is so bad and so disappointing it begs for an MST3K treatment and yet it provides its own humor in its efforts to be taken seriously.

Dungeons & Dragons.

This piece of slimy slop covered trash had every possible advantage when it came out and yet it farted it all away in a fit of mind numbing drivel provided in place of dialog, an utter and complete ripoff of several other movies in an effort to steal from better movies because the writers of this filth were so creatively bankrupt.

The special effects are great until you look at them closely. Dragon blood is apparently chunky, a wave distortion is the universal effect for any spell, and armor is evidently made of plastic.

And if you REALLY want fun, watch the DVD with the director's commentary going in case you have any illusions that this garbage was silly on purpose. Through the entire thing the director pats himself on the back for his wonderful cinematography, action scenes, faithful adherence to the Dungeons & Dragons genre, and all but awards himself an Oscar for Best Picture.

Obviously he's self-delusional if he thinks he succeeded on any of those elements. In fact, I threw up a little in my mouth as I wrote that, despite being satirical.
No, don't be shy NeoB. Tell us how you really feel. Did you like the movie or not?

It's also one of the movies, along with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, that motivated the creation of the PG-13 rating. If you like the 1980's, you've got to see Red Dawn.

Actually, it was the FIRST PG-13 movie ever released, and for years was in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most violent movie ever. (The Flamingo Kid was made first, but for whatever reason was released after Red Dawn.)

any movie can be MST3K'd... the only exception would be this one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064064/).

Where do people come up with ideas for this shit?

Not really a movie, but Star Wars Xmas Special 1978 rates as one of the worst travesties imaginable. I d/l'ed it a couple of years back but have honestly not managed to get all the way through it. Best attempt was just a coupla weeks back where I just randomly skipped to bits throughout up until the end. Total viewing time for me was approx 10 min. That is a record.
It's one redeeming feature is that it's the 1st appearance of Bobba Fett (even if it's in cartoon form).

sorry, that movie doesn't exist.

nope, it doesn't

I don't care what you say, it doesn't exist.

It was only a long nightmare I had a LLLOOOOOOONNNG time ago...

it doesn't exist...

really... it doesn't...

Mommy.... make the bad images stop!!!! :(

Where do people come up with ideas for this shit?
At a guess, from taking one too many tabs.