NationStates Jolt Archive

Chuck Norris Facts are getting old, but perhaps they'd be more fun if they were adjusted for NSG members. Try to come up with similar claims about other NSG regulars. For example:

Lunatic Goofballs traded his soul to Satan in exchange for his ungodly pie-fighting skills. However, as soon as the transaction was complete, LG smeared a banana cream pie in Beelzebub's face and took back his soul while Old Nick was blinded. The Dark One realized how utterly he'd been pwnd, but since he's a good sport he didn't hold it against LG. They have become good friends and play poker every Wednesday.

*waits to see how LG will upgrade this statement*

Katganistan doesn't have to ban anyone from the forum. She just glares at the user's home page until it deletes itself.

*waits to be banned*

Neo Art isn't really a lawyer but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

H.N. Fiddlebottoms VIII is whoever the fuck he wants to be, okay!

Soheran pities the fool who places a preposition at the end of the sentence.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Wilgrove statement.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Neesika

I'm just seeing who's online now and applying CN statements here, don't take it personally, although this post is an exception.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Nadkor's boots ain't that merciful.

Soheran pities the fool who places a preposition at the end of the sentence.

And if I were dictator, I would administer the death penalty to people who would have used "was."

(Actually, I made that mistake today... :$)

When you say "no one's perfect", Sirmomo1 takes this as a personal insult

And if I were dictator, I would administer the death penalty to people who would have used "was."

(Actually, I made that mistake today... :$)

So you'll be committing Hari Kari?

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from LG.

So you'll be committing Hari Kari?

I granted myself a dispensation.

Hmm, I saw this while hunting quotes...

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

This is not so much funny as entirely accurate.

http://library.thinkquest.org/19012/media/treeolif.jpg

This isn't an evolutionary tree, this is only a list of the creatures Barringtonia has allowed to survive.