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sexual orientation switching

Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 02:46
who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 02:51
i cant see me going gay for any famous person. they are too insecure. it would make me crazy to have to deal with one long enough to get her in bed.

maybe a fictional character could count?
SaintB
18-08-2008, 02:53
Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...
Der Teutoniker
18-08-2008, 02:55
who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.

Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.
Maraque
18-08-2008, 02:55
I'd go straight for Hayden Panettiere in a heartbeat.
Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 02:55
i cant see me going gay for any famous person. they are too insecure. it would make me crazy to have to deal with one long enough to get her in bed.

maybe a fictional character could count?
As far as I'm concerned famous people are fictional characters. Whatever works for you sweetums.

Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...

EWW! What is it with men and cleft chins?! I do not like them, Sam I am.

My husband keeps asking me if I think this one celeb is hot and I'm like "when he has a beard" because he has a chin butt.
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 02:56
Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...
oh yeah i could make a fool of myself over him.

http://www.segovesus.net/film/dien/baseball.jpg
Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 02:56
Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.

Post a man you find attractive. You can put a big manly "I'm really REALLY straight" disclaimer if that makes you feel better about it.
Vault 10
18-08-2008, 02:57
who would you go gay/straight for?
Gay for the whole world going gay.


***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.
You can if you really want to. Maybe G->S is difficult, but you surely can do S->G.
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 02:57
Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.
if you are straight...who would you go gay for.

if you are gay, who would you go straight for.

there are no excuses. fess up.
Laceenia
18-08-2008, 02:58
Stephen Fry. If he asked for a one night stand, I'd feel obliged to go through with it.

Maybe I'm just weird? (What do I mean 'Maybe' :p)
Sirmomo1
18-08-2008, 03:00
I would have to say a back-from-the-dead Benito Mussolini. Yeah, yeah I know that's what everyone says and I didn't want to pick such a "safe" answer, but what can I say? HOT!
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 03:00
As far as I'm concerned famous people are fictional characters. Whatever works for you sweetums.



EWW! What is it with men and cleft chins?! I do not like them, Sam I am.

My husband keeps asking me if I think this one celeb is hot and I'm like "when he has a beard" because he has a chin butt.
since i just said "no excuses"

ill admit to finding scarlett johansson very attractive. although she has done a bunch of glamor work lately that i dont like.
Kiryu-shi
18-08-2008, 03:03
David Wright and Jose Reyes

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wrightreyes_1.jpg

Mostly because they play on the Mets. :D
Querinos
18-08-2008, 03:05
Hmm... I'd go stright for... really I'm try to think here... Pink, I guess; just something about her confidance that's so attractive... Jessica Rabbit for fictional; no wait, Daria for fictional.

Also, good call, Ashmoria on Der Teut's post.
Soheran
18-08-2008, 03:07
** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

This straight guy I met earlier this summer.

Funny thing was, I was explaining bisexuality (and homosexuality, for that matter) to him and his friend--don't ask how the topic came up--and he was all skeptical at first, accusing me of being straight, but confused.

There he was, standing there with his shirt off... and I was thinking, fuck, man, do you want me to prove it to you?

:)

(I don't do celebrities.)
Vydro
18-08-2008, 03:09
A young Sean Connery?
Creepy Lurker
18-08-2008, 03:10
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qcw-mMtvDnRTTM:http://thecheappop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/van.jpg
Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 03:14
I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....
Dumb Ideologies
18-08-2008, 03:23
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
Setulan
18-08-2008, 03:24
haha...I'm always making jokes to my girlfriend about this.
"Hey babe...if I was gay, I would totally do that guy."

She dragged me to see sisterhood of the travelling pants 2, and if I was gay, I would do the male model from that movie.
Barringtonia
18-08-2008, 03:28
I'd need an ulterior motive for doing it so I'm going with Donald Trump. I just need to get a close-up of that hair, I really do.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-08-2008, 03:29
If you took the voice of Barry White and gave it a life of it's own, I'd go gay for it. *nod*
Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 03:36
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Psh, he doesn't even have chest hair. Nope, not the guy for this girl, not at all. He's too pretty anyway.
Dumb Ideologies
18-08-2008, 03:38
Psh, he doesn't even have chest hair. Nope, not the guy for this girl, not at all. He's too pretty anyway.

Stop right there with that heresy:p
Maineiacs
18-08-2008, 03:39
I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....

Which is where I'd like to be.

So, who would I go gay for? I honestly don't know. Probably some brain-dead pretty boy so I wouldn't feel bad about kicking them out the next morning.
Wilgrove
18-08-2008, 03:51
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*
Dumb Ideologies
18-08-2008, 03:54
Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*

I'm afraid I can't. If you'd say no, you aren't human, and he has to deal with enough aliens as it is:p
Soheran
18-08-2008, 03:55
Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*

Honestly.
Aceopolis
18-08-2008, 04:01
I'd go gay only if I could (and only long enough to) cause a gay sex scandal with John McCain.
Wilgrove
18-08-2008, 04:07
I'm afraid I can't. If you'd say no, you aren't human, and he has to deal with enough aliens as it is:p

*whacks Dumb Ideologies over the head and drags his body away*

Wilgrove is Human, nothing to see here.

Honestly.

Yep, I would say No.
Eire Mor
18-08-2008, 04:09
John Lithgow because he's aged well and he's not bad looking or Brendan Fraser because he's versatile (double entendre completely intended).
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 04:09
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
i believe the term you are looking for is repressed. not "not human"
Celtlund II
18-08-2008, 04:09
Post a man you find attractive.

Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 04:10
I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....
sometimes i think that ashely judd isnt a shallow holllywood bitch. thats how attractive she is!
Ryadn
18-08-2008, 04:10
David Wright and Jose Reyes

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wrightreyes_1.jpg

Mostly because they play on the Mets. :D

Should be easy, they're already gay for each other.
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 04:11
I'd go gay only if I could (and only long enough to) cause a gay sex scandal with John McCain.
*Shudder*

now that is taking one (or giving one) for the cause!
Ryadn
18-08-2008, 04:12
I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....

That's the kind of tough decision I'd be happy to get stuck with any day.

(Katherine Heigl ftw, but it's a narrow margin!)
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 04:13
I'd need an ulterior motive for doing it so I'm going with Donald Trump. I just need to get a close-up of that hair, I really do.
oh barringtonia. BLECK

no one could go gay for donald trump.

ewwwww

you could never have sex again after that from the PTSD
Dempublicents1
18-08-2008, 04:14
I've always thought that Minnie Driver is exceptionally hot.
Ryadn
18-08-2008, 04:14
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

I don't know who that is. I looked up pictures. Do not want.
Ashmoria
18-08-2008, 04:16
I don't know who that is. I looked up pictures. Do not want.
you mean you dont watch TORCHWOOD??
Ryadn
18-08-2008, 04:24
Since I'm on the straighter side of bi, I'll go with celebrity women:

Katherine Heigl--absolutely, stunningly hot. Stupid hot. Ought-to-be-illegal-to-be-that-hot-and-also-a-cool-broad hot.

Jessica Alba--see Katherine Heigl.

Scarlett Johansson--STACKED. Have you seen those boobs? She's just all curves.

Andi Muise--Canadian model. Just gorgeous.
Ryadn
18-08-2008, 04:25
you mean you dont watch TORCHWOOD??

*hangs head in shame* I just never started and then---I don't know, I'm lazy.
Neo Art
18-08-2008, 04:28
*hangs head in shame* I just never started and then---I don't know, I'm lazy.

*smacks with rolled up newspaper* Bad. BAD!
Setulan
18-08-2008, 04:40
Since I'm on the straighter side of bi, I'll go with celebrity women:

Katherine Heigl--absolutely, stunningly hot. Stupid hot. Ought-to-be-illegal-to-be-that-hot-and-also-a-cool-broad hot.

Jessica Alba--see Katherine Heigl.

Scarlett Johansson--STACKED. Have you seen those boobs? She's just all curves.

Andi Muise--Canadian model. Just gorgeous.

...ahem.
Can I thank you enough for showing me those beautiful women who I had previously not been exposed to? (not jessica alba or scarlett johansson, but DAMN!)

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:
Smunkeeville
18-08-2008, 05:10
That's the kind of tough decision I'd be happy to get stuck with any day.

(Katherine Heigl ftw, but it's a narrow margin!)

Yeah, but I just saw a movie before starting this thread where Ashley was soaking wet and running in the rain and crying and screaming and I was like "I'LL SAVE YOU ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my husband is like "if you sleep with her.......can I join in?" and I was like "no!" and he said "can I watch?" and then I said "no!" and he pouted. [/random]
Anti-Social Darwinism
18-08-2008, 06:28
I really can't think of any woman who would do it for me. The celebs are too into themselves. The butch women just look weird. The girly girls are too girly. Nope, I can't do it, it just doesn't work. Of course, if you really push it, I suppose Iman, though I find her more aesthetically pleasing than sexually attractive.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0408081/mediaindex
UpwardThrust
18-08-2008, 06:37
I'd go straight for Hayden Panettiere in a heartbeat.

I would agree was a fan on her first appearance in heros
Poliwanacraca
18-08-2008, 06:58
I would transform myself into an elderly gay man for Stephen Sondheim.
Eofaerwic
18-08-2008, 09:06
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

I'm personally of the opinion that a similar rule exists for Johnny Depp, and a straw poll of my straight (and bendy) male friends would appear to support this.

This said, I would have to seriously reconsider my sexuality if Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) offered.
Red Guard Revisionists
18-08-2008, 09:53
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
yeah though i'd probably go more for the harkness character than the actor in real life... heck he even did spike.
Anti-Social Darwinism
18-08-2008, 09:57
Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg

If I'd met you in '61, Mrs. Celtlund would have had a fight on her hands. I totally go for those Germanic blue eyes
Red Guard Revisionists
18-08-2008, 09:57
This said, I would have to seriously reconsider my sexuality if Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) offered.
if you wanted an ultimate bi( and not entirely human) experience you could go with both him and jessica alba as their transgenic characters in dark angel.
Fonzica
18-08-2008, 10:48
Han Solo.
Cameroi
18-08-2008, 11:01
there's more trees, insects, and little furry creatures in this world then there are 'human' people, so what's such the big deal about them?
Barringtonia
18-08-2008, 11:09
there's more trees, insects, and little furry creatures in this world then there are 'human' people, so what's such the big deal about them?

Well tell us which little furry animal you'd like to chat up then.
Call to power
18-08-2008, 11:14
well its monday morning and I already have not only gay sex on my mind but have also emailed this question to someone who now thinks I'm coming out :p

anyway I don't think you even need to be gay for Andrei Arshavin
Gartref
18-08-2008, 11:36
I'd go brutally gay for Fred Phelps.
The Free Priesthood
18-08-2008, 11:40
Han Solo.

Well tell us which little furry animal you'd like to chat up then.

Ewoks!

But seriously... hmm. Difficult. I guess MTF transgender people don't count?
That leaves a cute guy with long pretty hair who tried to make me sign up as a member for greenpeace by flirting (which didn't work) and some other student with a really sweet character I had always assumed to be gay until he started talking about girls... Both of them couldn't make me feel attracted to men.

There are no male celebrities I consider even remotely attractive.

Chin butts make me yak.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
18-08-2008, 12:04
Chin butts make me yak.

Leave your yak out of this.

We're having a nice clean legal fantasy about things which, honestly, we would probably never do even if the opportunity arose by some miracle.

Oh, and Torchwood is rubbish. I watched almost four episodes of it, to humour a friend. It is rubbish.
Jerusalem Light
18-08-2008, 12:17
Paul Rudd.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
18-08-2008, 12:18
Han Solo.

Jabba? Is that you?
BunnySaurus Bugsii
18-08-2008, 13:09
Me in 1961, :D

*snip image*

I was curious, but all I saw was the 'lid.'

Yep, you're all hat. Below that, there's just a big white space and the page won't finish loading. Perhaps your chosen server has a byte limit for offshore viewers.

I most certainly did not see pretty blue eyes. Not that I really wanted to.
The Infinite Dunes
18-08-2008, 13:22
What about people who aren't all that sexual. The opposite of bi as it were. As good looking and charming as I think Johnny Depp is, there's just no sexual attraction there. Hmm... yeah...
The Infinite Dunes
18-08-2008, 13:23
Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg
But would young you go for mature you? ;)
BunnySaurus Bugsii
18-08-2008, 13:56
"Self gratifying" doesn't quite cover it, I fear.

"I would fuck myself, if I was younger."

Get on with it, Celtlund. Like anyone else, you're only going to get older!
Ifreann
18-08-2008, 14:38
Everyone is gay for Bridget.
New Drakonia
18-08-2008, 14:43
Everyone is gay for Bridget.

This.
Although I'm not sure traps count?
Cameroi
18-08-2008, 14:51
i really can't think of anyone, but i'd hug them back if they hugged me, whatever gender, species, age, orintation or anything else they might happen to be. i'd hope if they were male human they didn't try to grope me as i'm streight male human, even male dogs trying to hump my leg bother me a little bit, but honest nonsexual emotion i have no problem with, as long as it isn't all the time and doesn't prevent me from doing the kinds of things that intrest and gratify me more, which is to say creating and exploring.
Celtlund II
21-08-2008, 02:12
But would young you go for mature you? ;)

Mature me....possibly, :) old me probably not. :(
Tevnia
21-08-2008, 02:16
I would deffinately not go straight for anyone, the thought itself is quite, well not very nice, lol.
Skalvian Insurgents
21-08-2008, 02:36
Michael J Fox...Nothing else needs to be said, lol :hail:
Rasselas
21-08-2008, 02:41
Kate Beckinsale (especially if she was dressed in her Underworld outfit) or Alyson Hannigan.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
21-08-2008, 03:07
I would deffinately not go straight for anyone, the thought itself is quite, well not very nice, lol.

A touch of heterophobia, hmm?

:mp: <--- it should say "PC" on the helmet. That would be funnier.
Soviestan
21-08-2008, 05:27
Nastia Liukin. she's um, flexible
New Malachite Square
21-08-2008, 05:30
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Ew.

David Tennant, on the other hand…
Saemon
21-08-2008, 05:35
Ew.

David Tennant, on the other hand…

yeah I'd have to say If I was to turn gay for a celebrity, David Tennant would be my man too.
Muravyets
21-08-2008, 05:52
:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!
Neesika
21-08-2008, 06:08
:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*
Potarius
21-08-2008, 06:10
Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

Eh, I can't think of a single guy I'd go gay for, not in the least. I guess you could call me a Vagitarian. *nods*

And why the hell are you not on MSN? We've talked about this before!
Drakonaj
21-08-2008, 07:14
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5202/bridgetil1.jpg

Bridget I like.
Sparkelle
21-08-2008, 07:30
Light black girls awaken my inner lesbian
Aerou
21-08-2008, 07:56
Adriana Lima. Yummmmm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/Pictures/cbee7653.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg
Sojutia
21-08-2008, 08:23
Well I think for Gale Harold or Randy Harrison…

And then I would turn back to straight for… OMG, there are soooo many!
I love (almost) every girl!
Bananamaple
21-08-2008, 08:45
hot people:
Daniel Johns of Silverchair (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6098212,00.jpg)
Maynard of Tool (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/micheleparri/MAYNARD.jpg)
Tal Wilkenfeld,bass player for jeff beck (http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01502/65/78/1502058756_l.jpg)


my better half hehe
Boihaemum
21-08-2008, 08:47
Gerard Butler, James Franco or Clive Owen could probably make me go gay. We used to have mancrush mondays at a place I used to work. Good times.
Eofaerwic
21-08-2008, 09:00
:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-08-2008, 12:39
I wouldn't actually want to make out with them but my biggest girl crushes are

Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line
http://i.tvspielfilm.de/img/gen/C/F/HBCFAYvaay6_Pxgen_r_360x240.jpg

Anna Friel (from "Pushing Daisies")
http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/PushingDaisies/PaleyFestival2008/pushing-daisies-paley-festival-anna-friel-2.jpg

and, above all, the delicious Mary Louise Parker
http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/marylouiseparkernaked_2.jpg

Apparently I have a thing for brunettes...
IL Ruffino
21-08-2008, 14:23
Ifreann.
Johnny B Goode
21-08-2008, 15:36
To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

I had a friend who sent me that, and I thought a lot of the women on it were sexy. Just to voice a dissenting opinion. (Yeah, I'm a dude)
Skaladora
21-08-2008, 16:30
I'm really a lost cause. I can't seem to imagine myself going at it with a woman.

Although, let's say I was the last man alive on earth, and that the survival of the species rested on my shoulders, I suppose Jessica Alba would be my pick as to whom would mother my offsprings. I don't think I'd enjoy it, but it'd be marginally less unpleasant with her.

Also, damn the both of us would breed gorgeous children.
JuNii
21-08-2008, 19:03
who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.
hmm... dunno...
A hot looking Hermaphrodite with a great personality?
South Norfair
21-08-2008, 21:37
Adriana Lima. Yummmmm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/Pictures/cbee7653.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg

Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(
Antipodesia
21-08-2008, 22:58
LOL as you said i can't switch my sexual orientation, but if i wasn't gay Delta Goodrem would be the girl for me! she is good looking but also she is a really nice person! lol that sounded so poncey!
Dempublicents1
21-08-2008, 23:54
To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

*is enjoying this list*
Ryadn
22-08-2008, 00:35
Paul Rudd.

Ooh, nice pick.

Leave your yak out of this.

We're having a nice clean legal fantasy about things which, honestly, we would probably never do even if the opportunity arose by some miracle.

Speak for yourself, bub. If I found myself alone with a naked Katherine Heigl I'd act first and thank the powers that be later. ;)

Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

Not usual, maybe, but possible. My mom is the straightest person I've ever met. Not phobic at all, not religious or sheltered, just straight.

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

It sounds like you have someone in mind. :p

Well I think for Gale Harold or Randy Harrison…

Or both of them. Win to the 10th power.

hot people:
Daniel Johns of Silverchair (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6098212,00.jpg)
Maynard of Tool (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/micheleparri/MAYNARD.jpg)
Tal Wilkenfeld,bass player for jeff beck (http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01502/65/78/1502058756_l.jpg)

Daniel Johns pre-recovery from anorexia doesn't count, he was a girl.

Gerard Butler, James Franco or Clive Owen could probably make me go gay. We used to have mancrush mondays at a place I used to work. Good times.

I would sleep with James Franco just because those spoof movies with his brother are so awesome.

Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(

You seem to be confused about what constitutes "sex" to many Catholic girls. Nothing you do with another girl qualifies.
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 00:44
I'd go brutally gay for Fred Phelps.

Despite his large bottom jaw, I'd do it.

Eh, I can't think of a single guy I'd go gay for, not in the least. I guess you could call me a Vagitarian. *nods*

*slaps*



I'd go gay for Eric Lindros.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/Davepoo1/Shirtless%20Hockey/Lindros2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/Davepoo1/Shirtless%20Hockey/Lindros3.jpg
Dreamlovers
22-08-2008, 00:47
There are several women that I'd go straight for lol.
Tevnia
22-08-2008, 01:35
A touch of heterophobia, hmm?

:mp: <--- it should say "PC" on the helmet. That would be funnier.

I guess I may be guilty of it, sorry. Maybe Maggy Thatcher cos she wouldn't survive long enough to tell the tale. She is still alive right?
Muravyets
22-08-2008, 01:36
Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*
And I'll bet you know one. ;)
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 01:39
And I'll bet you know one. ;)

couldn't imagine who...
Ryadn
22-08-2008, 01:41
I'd go gay for Eric Lindros.

That's a crazy coincidence, 'cause I'd go homicidal for Eric Lindros. With sharp, poky things. And boxes of tissue for when he cried to the refs about it. [/hate]

I guess I may be guilty of it, sorry. Maybe Maggy Thatcher cos she wouldn't survive long enough to tell the tale. She is still alive right?

Hard to say.
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 01:44
That's a crazy coincidence, 'cause I'd go homicidal for Eric Lindros. With sharp, poky things. And boxes of tissue for when he cried to the refs about it. [/hate]

Mind you, I hate the guy as a hockey player. He knocked out Thornton for far too long (granted, Thornton deserved it for picking a fight with a guy as big as Lindros, but still...).

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck him. Might even make it more fun...:$
Muravyets
22-08-2008, 02:05
To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist
OK, so I went through that list, and I have to say, that's a pretty varied list. Kind of makes it seem like lesbians will fuck anything -- kind of like guys will.

But I did manage to pull some possibilities. Following are some women who, I suppose, I wouldn't kick out of my bed, provided they weren't completely annoying:

EDIT: After careful thought, I decide some of the women on my list of possibles weren't possible after all, so I'm deleting some.

The hell with Salma, I'd rather hook up with Frida. She kept it real.
http://onechick.com/smog/images/frida_kahlo.jpg

Famke and Jennifer both kind of give me a "guy" vibe, meaning that I think they might kiss like guys -- none of that wishy-washy "gentleness" that makes me want to throw someone out a window:
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/famke.jpg
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/jennifergarner2.jpg

Excuse me, she's Lucy Liu. Just for the coolness factor, I guess I could manage, once, if I got drunk enough:
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/lucyliu.jpg

Parker Posey is probably too much like me, and if we got that drunk, we'd just sit and bitch about how there's nobody around we want to fuck.
Aerou
22-08-2008, 02:40
Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(

I know....so sad.
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 02:47
I know....so sad.
SHE LIVES!


*tackles*

*ahem*


what?
Aerou
22-08-2008, 02:51
SHE LIVES!


*tackles*

*ahem*


what?

Oh hello!!!
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 02:53
Oh hello!!!

did I ever mention that I get mildly over-excited when people reappear around here?

It's like a puppy, but I don't usually pee on the carpet.
Neesika
22-08-2008, 02:53
And I'll bet you know one. ;)

couldn't imagine who...

*wide innocent eyes*
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 03:47
*wide innocent eyes*

Oh, like you could even define the word "innocent" without a dictionary.
Neesika
22-08-2008, 03:52
Sure I could.

I simply couldn't demonstrate the quality for you.

You. Me. Mur'v.

*wiggles eyebrows*
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 03:56
Sure I could.

I simply couldn't demonstrate the quality for you.

You. Me. Mur'v.

*wiggles eyebrows*

*removes clothes a la Bruce Almighty*
Neesika
22-08-2008, 03:57
*removes clothes a la Bruce Almighty*

Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?
Sarkhaan
22-08-2008, 03:58
Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?

*lives in gutter*

*plays mini golf naked*

*ignores obvious joke about clubs*
Fassitude
22-08-2008, 07:55
Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.

You're a really insecure, little person, aren't you? Colour me surprised...

Anyhoo, Róisín Murphy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjv4Fp7GiGk) is amazing.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 00:12
Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?

*lives in gutter*

*plays mini golf naked*

*ignores obvious joke about clubs*
*enjoys being part of a party I didn't actually show up for* :tongue:
Ryadn
23-08-2008, 00:31
Mind you, I hate the guy as a hockey player. He knocked out Thornton for far too long (granted, Thornton deserved it for picking a fight with a guy as big as Lindros, but still...).

Anyone who hurts Hockey Jesus, even if he started it, should have to let George Parros punch him once in the mouth, just for having the chutzpah to try and hurt Hockey Jesus.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck him. Might even make it more fun...:$

I like the way you think.
Llewdor
23-08-2008, 00:47
No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
This. +1
Llewdor
23-08-2008, 00:49
Famke and Jennifer both kind of give me a "guy" vibe, meaning that I think they might kiss like guys -- none of that wishy-washy "gentleness" that makes me want to throw someone out a window:
I've heard similar things about Franke Potente.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 00:51
I've heard similar things about Franke Potente.
What -- that she kisses like a guy or that she makes other women what to throw people out windows?
Llewdor
23-08-2008, 00:53
What -- that she kisses like a guy or that she makes other women what to throw people out windows?
The "guy" vibe thing.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 00:54
The "guy" vibe thing.
Oh. Well, I googled some pics, but ... pretty, but not my type (if I had a girl type).
Dempublicents1
23-08-2008, 01:12
OK, so I went through that list, and I have to say, that's a pretty varied list. Kind of makes it seem like lesbians will fuck anything -- kind of like guys will.

....or that they have widely varied tastes. (sort of like guys do)

And I think it also shows that the respondent's idea of "sexy" goes beyond tits, ass, and a pretty face.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 01:13
....or that they have widely varied tastes. (sort of like guys do)

And I think it also shows that the respondent's idea of "sexy" goes beyond tits, ass, and a pretty face.
Yeah, like I said. :tongue:
Sarkhaan
23-08-2008, 01:28
*enjoys being part of a party I didn't actually show up for* :tongue:
You can join in whenever you're ready. I got the blue ball, Sin has red.
Anyone who hurts Hockey Jesus, even if he started it, should have to let George Parros punch him once in the mouth, just for having the chutzpah to try and hurt Hockey Jesus.haha...agreed.



I like the way you think.

Angry, vengeful sex is the best sex.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 17:40
You can join in whenever you're ready. I got the blue ball, Sin has red.

Hm... does that make me the purple?
Sarkhaan
23-08-2008, 18:21
Hm... does that make me the purple?
it would seem so
Dorksonia
23-08-2008, 18:32
It has been scary and detremental to my mental health to have read the dribble in this thread! I weep for the future.
Muravyets
23-08-2008, 18:40
It has been scary and detremental to my mental health to have read the dribble in this thread! I weep for the future.
Would you like us to call the FBI to come rescue you from the captors who tied you down and held your eyes open with toothpicks to force you to look at it?

Or are you just annoyed because you wouldn't switch orientation for any of the mentioned celebrities? If you have someone in mind, ask your captors to post the name.

EDIT: Oh, and I think you meant "drivel," not "dribble."
Avarahn
24-08-2008, 03:21
well ..

guys- zac effron, james marsden, julian macmahon, chris evans
girls - angeline jolie, jessica alba, nicole kidman, reece witherspoon

yeah man !!!
Hydesland
24-08-2008, 14:18
You're a really insecure, little person, aren't you? Colour me surprised...


Of course, I mean if you're not gay, then it becomes immediately obvious that you're insecure. :rolleyes:
Fassitude
24-08-2008, 14:26
Of course, I mean if you're not gay, then it becomes immediately obvious that you're insecure. :rolleyes:

Ah, there's Hydesland showing how poor his reading comprehension is. Again. This time by so utterly failing to see that I called the person not insecure because he is straight, but because his straightness is apparently so weak, that it cannot even withstand a silly hypothetical about a homosexual attraction to a celebrity on an Internet forum.

No need for despair over your numerous and habitual failures, though, Hydesland. I'm sure you'll get the hang of the written language late enough, just you persevere, you little person, you! *pats head*
Hydesland
24-08-2008, 14:29
but because his straightness is apparently so weak

Why make that assumption? It seems more obvious that his straightness is actually 'so strong' that he does not have second thoughts about his orientation when looking at a very attractive male. But what's wrong with that?
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-08-2008, 14:39
Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

I'd go gay for Einstein! I just have to hope his Ass/Brain ratio is sufficiently favourable.

I'd definitely go gay for Jesus. For one thing, think of the inheritance after a civil union! Plus he really knows how to party:


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fvbtQaNRJpkXfM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/R5HFH8ub3tI/AAAAAAAAFz0/BE55MCUsKDQ/s320/Jesus%2Bfag.jpg
Fassitude
24-08-2008, 14:42
Why make that assumption?

It's not an assumption when it's something apparent.

It seems more obvious that his straightness is actually 'so strong' that he does not have second thoughts about his orientation when looking at a very attractive male.

"Obvious" to you, but well, I shan't insult you further by spelling out what that's worth... but, if a hypothetical on the Internet, or the mere acknowledgement of a person of the same sex as attractive counts as "second thoughts" about your heterosexuality and thus you cannot even indulge in a thought game, and instead you have to write an over-compensatory post to state how truly heterosexual you are, well... it should've been apparent to you, as well, Hydesland, but alas you're not a very perceptive person, to say the very least.

But what's wrong with that?

It's an over-compensation that exposes a deeply seated insecurity. There's nothing wrong with it if one is indeed happy with the insecurity, but one shouldn't assume one fools anyone with the act. Well, apart from you, but then we would return to those things "obvious" and "not-so-obvious" to you...
Muravyets
24-08-2008, 14:43
I'd go gay for Einstein! I just have to hope his Ass/Brain ratio is sufficiently favourable.

I'd definitely go gay for Jesus. For one thing, think of the inheritance after a civil union! Plus he really knows how to party:


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fvbtQaNRJpkXfM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/R5HFH8ub3tI/AAAAAAAAFz0/BE55MCUsKDQ/s320/Jesus%2Bfag.jpg
Which corner of the Christian hell did you find that pic in? 'Cause I would so join that church. :D
Hydesland
24-08-2008, 14:46
It's an over-compensation that exposes a deeply seated insecurity.

Whatever, I'm not interested in this pop psychology crap. It may seem obvious, but you're not in a position to know for sure, so that doesn't warrant excessive rudeness on your part.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
24-08-2008, 15:01
Ah, there's Hydesland showing how poor his reading comprehension is. Again. This time by so utterly failing to see that I called the person not insecure because he is straight, but because his straightness is apparently so weak, that it cannot even withstand a silly hypothetical about a homosexual attraction to a celebrity on an Internet forum.

No need for despair over your numerous and habitual failures, though, Hydesland. I'm sure you'll get the hang of the written language late enough, just you persevere, you little person, you! *pats head*

Leave Hydesland alone!

It's good to have reading comprehension, and it's good to have eloquence. Hydesland has both, even if yours surpasses them.

But why the hell do you spend so few words informing us of all the things you know, sharing your interesting and unique perspectives with us ... then deliver these masterpieces of putdown, these flames diluted in so many words? You seem to revel in attacking others, as here, but be chary of any kind of constructive criticism, of educating or improving your fellow posters.

I find this post hateful, unhelpful ... and no better than cruelty against a good poster (better than you Fassitude! More sincere, more sympathetic, and ultimately more giving) who I can only assume you envy.

I can see no other reason but ENVY for your bitter words here.

And for the record, I think I'm a better poster than you. Little man.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
24-08-2008, 15:02
Which corner of the Christian hell did you find that pic in? 'Cause I would so join that church. :D

Our Lord Jesus Christ of the Sacred Martini and Smokes. :hail:

If only!


It's a definite contender for my Avatar...
Hydesland
24-08-2008, 15:05
Leave Hydesland alone!

It's good to have reading comprehension, and it's good to have eloquence. Hydesland has both, even if yours surpasses them.

But why the hell do you spend so few words informing us of all the things you know, sharing your interesting and unique perspectives with us ... then deliver these masterpieces of putdown, these flames diluted in so many words? You seem to revel in attacking others, as here, but be chary of any kind of constructive criticism, of educating or improving your fellow posters.

I find this post hateful, unhelpful ... and no better than cruelty against a good poster (better than you Fassitude! More sincere, more sympathetic, and ultimately more giving) who I can only assume you envy.

I can see no other reason but ENVY for your bitter words here.

And for the record, I think I'm a better poster than you. Little man.

Thanks for the kind words. But don't think that I'm offended by anything Fass is saying. It's nothing he hasn't said before, so there's no need for any sympathy. Anyway I've gotta leave now, so I should just probably drop this matter.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
24-08-2008, 15:13
Thanks for the kind words. But don't think that I'm offended by anything Fass is saying. It's nothing he hasn't said before, so there's no need for any sympathy. Anyway I've gotta leave now, so I should just probably drop this matter.

We should all drop this matter, since we will all be warned for flaming pretty soon.

I just couldn't let that pass. "Pats on the head" or no, Fassitude went personal, and I can only assume that his assertions about what motivates you were drawn either from his vastly superior reading comprehension as applied to your posts, or out of his own arse.

:)
Muravyets
24-08-2008, 15:32
Our Lord Jesus Christ of the Sacred Martini and Smokes. :hail:

If only!


It's a definite contender for my Avatar...
It would be cool, though I kind of dig Mr. Tequila. He reminds me of home. :D
Adunabar
24-08-2008, 16:37
Bruce Lee.
Copiosa Scotia
24-08-2008, 17:01
i really can't think of anyone, but i'd hug them back if they hugged me, whatever gender, species, age, orintation or anything else they might happen to be. i'd hope if they were male human they didn't try to grope me as i'm streight male human, even male dogs trying to hump my leg bother me a little bit, but honest nonsexual emotion i have no problem with, as long as it isn't all the time and doesn't prevent me from doing the kinds of things that intrest and gratify me more, which is to say creating and exploring.

I'm not sure you understand what this thread is about.

Cillian Murphy.