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who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.

i cant see me going gay for any famous person. they are too insecure. it would make me crazy to have to deal with one long enough to get her in bed.

maybe a fictional character could count?

Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...

who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.

Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.

I'd go straight for Hayden Panettiere in a heartbeat.

i cant see me going gay for any famous person. they are too insecure. it would make me crazy to have to deal with one long enough to get her in bed.

maybe a fictional character could count?
As far as I'm concerned famous people are fictional characters. Whatever works for you sweetums.

Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...

EWW! What is it with men and cleft chins?! I do not like them, Sam I am.

My husband keeps asking me if I think this one celeb is hot and I'm like "when he has a beard" because he has a chin butt.

Capser Van Dien maybe.... the cleft chin perfect tough guy face and sculpted body...
oh yeah i could make a fool of myself over him.

http://www.segovesus.net/film/dien/baseball.jpg

Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.

Post a man you find attractive. You can put a big manly "I'm really REALLY straight" disclaimer if that makes you feel better about it.

who would you go gay/straight for?
Gay for the whole world going gay.


***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.
You can if you really want to. Maybe G->S is difficult, but you surely can do S->G.

Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.
if you are straight...who would you go gay for.

if you are gay, who would you go straight for.

there are no excuses. fess up.

Stephen Fry. If he asked for a one night stand, I'd feel obliged to go through with it.

Maybe I'm just weird? (What do I mean 'Maybe' :p)

I would have to say a back-from-the-dead Benito Mussolini. Yeah, yeah I know that's what everyone says and I didn't want to pick such a "safe" answer, but what can I say? HOT!

As far as I'm concerned famous people are fictional characters. Whatever works for you sweetums.



EWW! What is it with men and cleft chins?! I do not like them, Sam I am.

My husband keeps asking me if I think this one celeb is hot and I'm like "when he has a beard" because he has a chin butt.
since i just said "no excuses"

ill admit to finding scarlett johansson very attractive. although she has done a bunch of glamor work lately that i dont like.

David Wright and Jose Reyes

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wrightreyes_1.jpg

Mostly because they play on the Mets. :D

Hmm... I'd go stright for... really I'm try to think here... Pink, I guess; just something about her confidance that's so attractive... Jessica Rabbit for fictional; no wait, Daria for fictional.

Also, good call, Ashmoria on Der Teut's post.

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

This straight guy I met earlier this summer.

Funny thing was, I was explaining bisexuality (and homosexuality, for that matter) to him and his friend--don't ask how the topic came up--and he was all skeptical at first, accusing me of being straight, but confused.

There he was, standing there with his shirt off... and I was thinking, fuck, man, do you want me to prove it to you?

:)

(I don't do celebrities.)

A young Sean Connery?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qcw-mMtvDnRTTM:http://thecheappop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/van.jpg

I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

haha...I'm always making jokes to my girlfriend about this.
"Hey babe...if I was gay, I would totally do that guy."

She dragged me to see sisterhood of the travelling pants 2, and if I was gay, I would do the male model from that movie.

I'd need an ulterior motive for doing it so I'm going with Donald Trump. I just need to get a close-up of that hair, I really do.

If you took the voice of Barry White and gave it a life of it's own, I'd go gay for it. *nod*

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Psh, he doesn't even have chest hair. Nope, not the guy for this girl, not at all. He's too pretty anyway.

Psh, he doesn't even have chest hair. Nope, not the guy for this girl, not at all. He's too pretty anyway.

Stop right there with that heresy:p

I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....

Which is where I'd like to be.

So, who would I go gay for? I honestly don't know. Probably some brain-dead pretty boy so I wouldn't feel bad about kicking them out the next morning.

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*

Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*

I'm afraid I can't. If you'd say no, you aren't human, and he has to deal with enough aliens as it is:p

Well give me his address and I'll say "No" to him. *nod*

Honestly.

I'd go gay only if I could (and only long enough to) cause a gay sex scandal with John McCain.

I'm afraid I can't. If you'd say no, you aren't human, and he has to deal with enough aliens as it is:p

*whacks Dumb Ideologies over the head and drags his body away*

Wilgrove is Human, nothing to see here.

Honestly.

Yep, I would say No.

John Lithgow because he's aged well and he's not bad looking or Brendan Fraser because he's versatile (double entendre completely intended).

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
i believe the term you are looking for is repressed. not "not human"

Post a man you find attractive.

Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg

I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....
sometimes i think that ashely judd isnt a shallow holllywood bitch. thats how attractive she is!

David Wright and Jose Reyes

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/wrightreyes_1.jpg

Mostly because they play on the Mets. :D

Should be easy, they're already gay for each other.

I'd go gay only if I could (and only long enough to) cause a gay sex scandal with John McCain.
*Shudder*

now that is taking one (or giving one) for the cause!

I'm kinda stuck between picking Katherine Heigl and Ashley Judd.....hmm....

That's the kind of tough decision I'd be happy to get stuck with any day.

(Katherine Heigl ftw, but it's a narrow margin!)

I'd need an ulterior motive for doing it so I'm going with Donald Trump. I just need to get a close-up of that hair, I really do.
oh barringtonia. BLECK

no one could go gay for donald trump.

ewwwww

you could never have sex again after that from the PTSD

I've always thought that Minnie Driver is exceptionally hot.

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

I don't know who that is. I looked up pictures. Do not want.

I don't know who that is. I looked up pictures. Do not want.
you mean you dont watch TORCHWOOD??

Since I'm on the straighter side of bi, I'll go with celebrity women:

Katherine Heigl--absolutely, stunningly hot. Stupid hot. Ought-to-be-illegal-to-be-that-hot-and-also-a-cool-broad hot.

Jessica Alba--see Katherine Heigl.

Scarlett Johansson--STACKED. Have you seen those boobs? She's just all curves.

Andi Muise--Canadian model. Just gorgeous.

you mean you dont watch TORCHWOOD??

*hangs head in shame* I just never started and then---I don't know, I'm lazy.

*hangs head in shame* I just never started and then---I don't know, I'm lazy.

*smacks with rolled up newspaper* Bad. BAD!

Since I'm on the straighter side of bi, I'll go with celebrity women:

Katherine Heigl--absolutely, stunningly hot. Stupid hot. Ought-to-be-illegal-to-be-that-hot-and-also-a-cool-broad hot.

Jessica Alba--see Katherine Heigl.

Scarlett Johansson--STACKED. Have you seen those boobs? She's just all curves.

Andi Muise--Canadian model. Just gorgeous.

...ahem.
Can I thank you enough for showing me those beautiful women who I had previously not been exposed to? (not jessica alba or scarlett johansson, but DAMN!)

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

That's the kind of tough decision I'd be happy to get stuck with any day.

(Katherine Heigl ftw, but it's a narrow margin!)

Yeah, but I just saw a movie before starting this thread where Ashley was soaking wet and running in the rain and crying and screaming and I was like "I'LL SAVE YOU ASHLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my husband is like "if you sleep with her.......can I join in?" and I was like "no!" and he said "can I watch?" and then I said "no!" and he pouted. [/random]

I really can't think of any woman who would do it for me. The celebs are too into themselves. The butch women just look weird. The girly girls are too girly. Nope, I can't do it, it just doesn't work. Of course, if you really push it, I suppose Iman, though I find her more aesthetically pleasing than sexually attractive.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0408081/mediaindex

I'd go straight for Hayden Panettiere in a heartbeat.

I would agree was a fan on her first appearance in heros

I would transform myself into an elderly gay man for Stephen Sondheim.

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

I'm personally of the opinion that a similar rule exists for Johnny Depp, and a straw poll of my straight (and bendy) male friends would appear to support this.

This said, I would have to seriously reconsider my sexuality if Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) offered.

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
yeah though i'd probably go more for the harkness character than the actor in real life... heck he even did spike.

Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg

If I'd met you in '61, Mrs. Celtlund would have had a fight on her hands. I totally go for those Germanic blue eyes

This said, I would have to seriously reconsider my sexuality if Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) offered.
if you wanted an ultimate bi( and not entirely human) experience you could go with both him and jessica alba as their transgenic characters in dark angel.

Han Solo.

there's more trees, insects, and little furry creatures in this world then there are 'human' people, so what's such the big deal about them?

there's more trees, insects, and little furry creatures in this world then there are 'human' people, so what's such the big deal about them?

Well tell us which little furry animal you'd like to chat up then.

well its monday morning and I already have not only gay sex on my mind but have also emailed this question to someone who now thinks I'm coming out :p

anyway I don't think you even need to be gay for Andrei Arshavin

I'd go brutally gay for Fred Phelps.

Han Solo.

Well tell us which little furry animal you'd like to chat up then.

Ewoks!

But seriously... hmm. Difficult. I guess MTF transgender people don't count?
That leaves a cute guy with long pretty hair who tried to make me sign up as a member for greenpeace by flirting (which didn't work) and some other student with a really sweet character I had always assumed to be gay until he started talking about girls... Both of them couldn't make me feel attracted to men.

There are no male celebrities I consider even remotely attractive.

Chin butts make me yak.

Chin butts make me yak.

Leave your yak out of this.

We're having a nice clean legal fantasy about things which, honestly, we would probably never do even if the opportunity arose by some miracle.

Oh, and Torchwood is rubbish. I watched almost four episodes of it, to humour a friend. It is rubbish.

Paul Rudd.

Han Solo.

Jabba? Is that you?

Me in 1961, :D

*snip image*

I was curious, but all I saw was the 'lid.'

Yep, you're all hat. Below that, there's just a big white space and the page won't finish loading. Perhaps your chosen server has a byte limit for offshore viewers.

I most certainly did not see pretty blue eyes. Not that I really wanted to.

What about people who aren't all that sexual. The opposite of bi as it were. As good looking and charming as I think Johnny Depp is, there's just no sexual attraction there. Hmm... yeah...

Me in 1961, :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Celtlund/kev61.jpg
But would young you go for mature you? ;)

"Self gratifying" doesn't quite cover it, I fear.

"I would fuck myself, if I was younger."

Get on with it, Celtlund. Like anyone else, you're only going to get older!

Everyone is gay for Bridget.

Everyone is gay for Bridget.

This.
Although I'm not sure traps count?

i really can't think of anyone, but i'd hug them back if they hugged me, whatever gender, species, age, orintation or anything else they might happen to be. i'd hope if they were male human they didn't try to grope me as i'm streight male human, even male dogs trying to hump my leg bother me a little bit, but honest nonsexual emotion i have no problem with, as long as it isn't all the time and doesn't prevent me from doing the kinds of things that intrest and gratify me more, which is to say creating and exploring.

But would young you go for mature you? ;)

Mature me....possibly, :) old me probably not. :(

I would deffinately not go straight for anyone, the thought itself is quite, well not very nice, lol.

Michael J Fox...Nothing else needs to be said, lol :hail:

Kate Beckinsale (especially if she was dressed in her Underworld outfit) or Alyson Hannigan.

I would deffinately not go straight for anyone, the thought itself is quite, well not very nice, lol.

A touch of heterophobia, hmm?

:mp: <--- it should say "PC" on the helmet. That would be funnier.

Nastia Liukin. she's um, flexible

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.

Ew.

David Tennant, on the other hand…

Ew.

David Tennant, on the other hand…

yeah I'd have to say If I was to turn gay for a celebrity, David Tennant would be my man too.

:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

Eh, I can't think of a single guy I'd go gay for, not in the least. I guess you could call me a Vagitarian. *nods*

And why the hell are you not on MSN? We've talked about this before!

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5202/bridgetil1.jpg

Bridget I like.

Light black girls awaken my inner lesbian

Adriana Lima. Yummmmm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/Pictures/cbee7653.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg

Well I think for Gale Harold or Randy Harrison…

And then I would turn back to straight for… OMG, there are soooo many!
I love (almost) every girl!

hot people:
Daniel Johns of Silverchair (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6098212,00.jpg)
Maynard of Tool (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/micheleparri/MAYNARD.jpg)
Tal Wilkenfeld,bass player for jeff beck (http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01502/65/78/1502058756_l.jpg)


my better half hehe

Gerard Butler, James Franco or Clive Owen could probably make me go gay. We used to have mancrush mondays at a place I used to work. Good times.

:( I can't think of a single woman I'd go gay for. Lots of celebrity chicks that I can see perfectly well are "hot," but not a one that gets me hot. Hell, not even one who's powerful/rich enough for me to feel motivated to whore myself out to her regardless of not feeling hot. Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

I wouldn't actually want to make out with them but my biggest girl crushes are

Reese Witherspoon in Walk the Line
http://i.tvspielfilm.de/img/gen/C/F/HBCFAYvaay6_Pxgen_r_360x240.jpg

Anna Friel (from "Pushing Daisies")
http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/PushingDaisies/PaleyFestival2008/pushing-daisies-paley-festival-anna-friel-2.jpg

and, above all, the delicious Mary Louise Parker
http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/marylouiseparkernaked_2.jpg

Apparently I have a thing for brunettes...

Ifreann.

To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

I had a friend who sent me that, and I thought a lot of the women on it were sexy. Just to voice a dissenting opinion. (Yeah, I'm a dude)

I'm really a lost cause. I can't seem to imagine myself going at it with a woman.

Although, let's say I was the last man alive on earth, and that the survival of the species rested on my shoulders, I suppose Jessica Alba would be my pick as to whom would mother my offsprings. I don't think I'd enjoy it, but it'd be marginally less unpleasant with her.

Also, damn the both of us would breed gorgeous children.

who would you go gay/straight for?

*gay if you're currently straight
*straight if you're currently gay

** if you are bisexual.......um.....who's really hot?

***I'm quite aware you can't just "switch" your sexual orientation.


Keep pics PG-13 and explain why so like it's not an inappropriate or image spam thread.
hmm... dunno...
A hot looking Hermaphrodite with a great personality?

Adriana Lima. Yummmmm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/loveislikearson/Pictures/cbee7653.jpg
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg

Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(

LOL as you said i can't switch my sexual orientation, but if i wasn't gay Delta Goodrem would be the girl for me! she is good looking but also she is a really nice person! lol that sounded so poncey!

To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist

*is enjoying this list*

Paul Rudd.

Ooh, nice pick.

Leave your yak out of this.

We're having a nice clean legal fantasy about things which, honestly, we would probably never do even if the opportunity arose by some miracle.

Speak for yourself, bub. If I found myself alone with a naked Katherine Heigl I'd act first and thank the powers that be later. ;)

Is it really possible to be that straight? I don't believe it! These celebrities must secretly be ugly skanks!

Not usual, maybe, but possible. My mom is the straightest person I've ever met. Not phobic at all, not religious or sheltered, just straight.

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

It sounds like you have someone in mind. :p

Well I think for Gale Harold or Randy Harrison…

Or both of them. Win to the 10th power.

hot people:
Daniel Johns of Silverchair (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6098212,00.jpg)
Maynard of Tool (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t320/micheleparri/MAYNARD.jpg)
Tal Wilkenfeld,bass player for jeff beck (http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01502/65/78/1502058756_l.jpg)

Daniel Johns pre-recovery from anorexia doesn't count, he was a girl.

Gerard Butler, James Franco or Clive Owen could probably make me go gay. We used to have mancrush mondays at a place I used to work. Good times.

I would sleep with James Franco just because those spoof movies with his brother are so awesome.

Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(

You seem to be confused about what constitutes "sex" to many Catholic girls. Nothing you do with another girl qualifies.

I'd go brutally gay for Fred Phelps.

Despite his large bottom jaw, I'd do it.

Eh, I can't think of a single guy I'd go gay for, not in the least. I guess you could call me a Vagitarian. *nods*

*slaps*



I'd go gay for Eric Lindros.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/Davepoo1/Shirtless%20Hockey/Lindros2.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/Davepoo1/Shirtless%20Hockey/Lindros3.jpg

There are several women that I'd go straight for lol.

A touch of heterophobia, hmm?

:mp: <--- it should say "PC" on the helmet. That would be funnier.

I guess I may be guilty of it, sorry. Maybe Maggy Thatcher cos she wouldn't survive long enough to tell the tale. She is still alive right?

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*
And I'll bet you know one. ;)

And I'll bet you know one. ;)

couldn't imagine who...

I'd go gay for Eric Lindros.

That's a crazy coincidence, 'cause I'd go homicidal for Eric Lindros. With sharp, poky things. And boxes of tissue for when he cried to the refs about it. [/hate]

I guess I may be guilty of it, sorry. Maybe Maggy Thatcher cos she wouldn't survive long enough to tell the tale. She is still alive right?

Hard to say.

That's a crazy coincidence, 'cause I'd go homicidal for Eric Lindros. With sharp, poky things. And boxes of tissue for when he cried to the refs about it. [/hate]

Mind you, I hate the guy as a hockey player. He knocked out Thornton for far too long (granted, Thornton deserved it for picking a fight with a guy as big as Lindros, but still...).

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck him. Might even make it more fun...:$

To be honest, even as a lesbian, I find most traditionally Hollywood attractive celebrities just do nothing for me, they just tend to be too thin and lacking in any real personality. But then again, they are generally chosen for being attractive to men (on average I'd say men and lesbians tend to go for different types of women).

The women from this list on the other hand: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist
OK, so I went through that list, and I have to say, that's a pretty varied list. Kind of makes it seem like lesbians will fuck anything -- kind of like guys will.

But I did manage to pull some possibilities. Following are some women who, I suppose, I wouldn't kick out of my bed, provided they weren't completely annoying:

EDIT: After careful thought, I decide some of the women on my list of possibles weren't possible after all, so I'm deleting some.

The hell with Salma, I'd rather hook up with Frida. She kept it real.
http://onechick.com/smog/images/frida_kahlo.jpg

Famke and Jennifer both kind of give me a "guy" vibe, meaning that I think they might kiss like guys -- none of that wishy-washy "gentleness" that makes me want to throw someone out a window:
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/famke.jpg
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/jennifergarner2.jpg

Excuse me, she's Lucy Liu. Just for the coolness factor, I guess I could manage, once, if I got drunk enough:
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/lucyliu.jpg

Parker Posey is probably too much like me, and if we got that drunk, we'd just sit and bitch about how there's nobody around we want to fuck.

Ehh, then it probably saddens you to know that she's a catholic virgin who won't even have sex before marriage, much less go gay for anyone :(

I know....so sad.

I know....so sad.
SHE LIVES!


*tackles*

*ahem*


what?

SHE LIVES!


*tackles*

*ahem*


what?

Oh hello!!!

Oh hello!!!

did I ever mention that I get mildly over-excited when people reappear around here?

It's like a puppy, but I don't usually pee on the carpet.

And I'll bet you know one. ;)

couldn't imagine who...

*wide innocent eyes*

*wide innocent eyes*

Oh, like you could even define the word "innocent" without a dictionary.

Sure I could.

I simply couldn't demonstrate the quality for you.

You. Me. Mur'v.

*wiggles eyebrows*

Sure I could.

I simply couldn't demonstrate the quality for you.

You. Me. Mur'v.

*wiggles eyebrows*

*removes clothes a la Bruce Almighty*

*removes clothes a la Bruce Almighty*

Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?

Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?

*lives in gutter*

*plays mini golf naked*

*ignores obvious joke about clubs*

Umm... I'd go... straight for... my wife? I'm straight as it is... but I'm really, really not into men. So, not exactly sure how to proceed, and still contribute to the thread, lol.

You're a really insecure, little person, aren't you? Colour me surprised...

Anyhoo, Róisín Murphy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjv4Fp7GiGk) is amazing.

Hahahahahahaahaha yay!

Except I meant minigolf.

Sheesh, who's not so innocent now hmmm?

*lives in gutter*

*plays mini golf naked*

*ignores obvious joke about clubs*
*enjoys being part of a party I didn't actually show up for* :tongue:

Mind you, I hate the guy as a hockey player. He knocked out Thornton for far too long (granted, Thornton deserved it for picking a fight with a guy as big as Lindros, but still...).

Anyone who hurts Hockey Jesus, even if he started it, should have to let George Parros punch him once in the mouth, just for having the chutzpah to try and hurt Hockey Jesus.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck him. Might even make it more fun...:$

I like the way you think.

No person alive, no matter their professed sexuality, would honestly say no to John Barrowman. If you're not attracted to him, you're not human. Sorry.
This. +1

Famke and Jennifer both kind of give me a "guy" vibe, meaning that I think they might kiss like guys -- none of that wishy-washy "gentleness" that makes me want to throw someone out a window:
I've heard similar things about Franke Potente.

I've heard similar things about Franke Potente.
What -- that she kisses like a guy or that she makes other women what to throw people out windows?

What -- that she kisses like a guy or that she makes other women what to throw people out windows?
The "guy" vibe thing.

The "guy" vibe thing.
Oh. Well, I googled some pics, but ... pretty, but not my type (if I had a girl type).

OK, so I went through that list, and I have to say, that's a pretty varied list. Kind of makes it seem like lesbians will fuck anything -- kind of like guys will.

....or that they have widely varied tastes. (sort of like guys do)

And I think it also shows that the respondent's idea of "sexy" goes beyond tits, ass, and a pretty face.

....or that they have widely varied tastes. (sort of like guys do)

And I think it also shows that the respondent's idea of "sexy" goes beyond tits, ass, and a pretty face.
Yeah, like I said. :tongue:

*enjoys being part of a party I didn't actually show up for* :tongue:
You can join in whenever you're ready. I got the blue ball, Sin has red.
Anyone who hurts Hockey Jesus, even if he started it, should have to let George Parros punch him once in the mouth, just for having the chutzpah to try and hurt Hockey Jesus.haha...agreed.



I like the way you think.

Angry, vengeful sex is the best sex.

You can join in whenever you're ready. I got the blue ball, Sin has red.

Hm... does that make me the purple?

Hm... does that make me the purple?
it would seem so

It has been scary and detremental to my mental health to have read the dribble in this thread! I weep for the future.

It has been scary and detremental to my mental health to have read the dribble in this thread! I weep for the future.
Would you like us to call the FBI to come rescue you from the captors who tied you down and held your eyes open with toothpicks to force you to look at it?

Or are you just annoyed because you wouldn't switch orientation for any of the mentioned celebrities? If you have someone in mind, ask your captors to post the name.

EDIT: Oh, and I think you meant "drivel," not "dribble."

well ..

guys- zac effron, james marsden, julian macmahon, chris evans
girls - angeline jolie, jessica alba, nicole kidman, reece witherspoon

yeah man !!!

You're a really insecure, little person, aren't you? Colour me surprised...


Of course, I mean if you're not gay, then it becomes immediately obvious that you're insecure. :rolleyes:

Of course, I mean if you're not gay, then it becomes immediately obvious that you're insecure. :rolleyes:

Ah, there's Hydesland showing how poor his reading comprehension is. Again. This time by so utterly failing to see that I called the person not insecure because he is straight, but because his straightness is apparently so weak, that it cannot even withstand a silly hypothetical about a homosexual attraction to a celebrity on an Internet forum.

No need for despair over your numerous and habitual failures, though, Hydesland. I'm sure you'll get the hang of the written language late enough, just you persevere, you little person, you! *pats head*

but because his straightness is apparently so weak

Why make that assumption? It seems more obvious that his straightness is actually 'so strong' that he does not have second thoughts about his orientation when looking at a very attractive male. But what's wrong with that?

Maybe you need a non-celebrity with a great mind and a great ass.

*nods*

I'd go gay for Einstein! I just have to hope his Ass/Brain ratio is sufficiently favourable.

I'd definitely go gay for Jesus. For one thing, think of the inheritance after a civil union! Plus he really knows how to party:


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fvbtQaNRJpkXfM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/R5HFH8ub3tI/AAAAAAAAFz0/BE55MCUsKDQ/s320/Jesus%2Bfag.jpg

Why make that assumption?

It's not an assumption when it's something apparent.

It seems more obvious that his straightness is actually 'so strong' that he does not have second thoughts about his orientation when looking at a very attractive male.

"Obvious" to you, but well, I shan't insult you further by spelling out what that's worth... but, if a hypothetical on the Internet, or the mere acknowledgement of a person of the same sex as attractive counts as "second thoughts" about your heterosexuality and thus you cannot even indulge in a thought game, and instead you have to write an over-compensatory post to state how truly heterosexual you are, well... it should've been apparent to you, as well, Hydesland, but alas you're not a very perceptive person, to say the very least.

But what's wrong with that?

It's an over-compensation that exposes a deeply seated insecurity. There's nothing wrong with it if one is indeed happy with the insecurity, but one shouldn't assume one fools anyone with the act. Well, apart from you, but then we would return to those things "obvious" and "not-so-obvious" to you...

I'd go gay for Einstein! I just have to hope his Ass/Brain ratio is sufficiently favourable.

I'd definitely go gay for Jesus. For one thing, think of the inheritance after a civil union! Plus he really knows how to party:


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fvbtQaNRJpkXfM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_FwVuPdMPByI/R5HFH8ub3tI/AAAAAAAAFz0/BE55MCUsKDQ/s320/Jesus%2Bfag.jpg
Which corner of the Christian hell did you find that pic in? 'Cause I would so join that church. :D

It's an over-compensation that exposes a deeply seated insecurity.

Whatever, I'm not interested in this pop psychology crap. It may seem obvious, but you're not in a position to know for sure, so that doesn't warrant excessive rudeness on your part.

Ah, there's Hydesland showing how poor his reading comprehension is. Again. This time by so utterly failing to see that I called the person not insecure because he is straight, but because his straightness is apparently so weak, that it cannot even withstand a silly hypothetical about a homosexual attraction to a celebrity on an Internet forum.

No need for despair over your numerous and habitual failures, though, Hydesland. I'm sure you'll get the hang of the written language late enough, just you persevere, you little person, you! *pats head*

Leave Hydesland alone!

It's good to have reading comprehension, and it's good to have eloquence. Hydesland has both, even if yours surpasses them.

But why the hell do you spend so few words informing us of all the things you know, sharing your interesting and unique perspectives with us ... then deliver these masterpieces of putdown, these flames diluted in so many words? You seem to revel in attacking others, as here, but be chary of any kind of constructive criticism, of educating or improving your fellow posters.

I find this post hateful, unhelpful ... and no better than cruelty against a good poster (better than you Fassitude! More sincere, more sympathetic, and ultimately more giving) who I can only assume you envy.

I can see no other reason but ENVY for your bitter words here.

And for the record, I think I'm a better poster than you. Little man.

Which corner of the Christian hell did you find that pic in? 'Cause I would so join that church. :D

Our Lord Jesus Christ of the Sacred Martini and Smokes. :hail:

If only!


It's a definite contender for my Avatar...

Leave Hydesland alone!

It's good to have reading comprehension, and it's good to have eloquence. Hydesland has both, even if yours surpasses them.

But why the hell do you spend so few words informing us of all the things you know, sharing your interesting and unique perspectives with us ... then deliver these masterpieces of putdown, these flames diluted in so many words? You seem to revel in attacking others, as here, but be chary of any kind of constructive criticism, of educating or improving your fellow posters.

I find this post hateful, unhelpful ... and no better than cruelty against a good poster (better than you Fassitude! More sincere, more sympathetic, and ultimately more giving) who I can only assume you envy.

I can see no other reason but ENVY for your bitter words here.

And for the record, I think I'm a better poster than you. Little man.

Thanks for the kind words. But don't think that I'm offended by anything Fass is saying. It's nothing he hasn't said before, so there's no need for any sympathy. Anyway I've gotta leave now, so I should just probably drop this matter.

Thanks for the kind words. But don't think that I'm offended by anything Fass is saying. It's nothing he hasn't said before, so there's no need for any sympathy. Anyway I've gotta leave now, so I should just probably drop this matter.

We should all drop this matter, since we will all be warned for flaming pretty soon.

I just couldn't let that pass. "Pats on the head" or no, Fassitude went personal, and I can only assume that his assertions about what motivates you were drawn either from his vastly superior reading comprehension as applied to your posts, or out of his own arse.

:)

Our Lord Jesus Christ of the Sacred Martini and Smokes. :hail:

If only!


It's a definite contender for my Avatar...
It would be cool, though I kind of dig Mr. Tequila. He reminds me of home. :D

Bruce Lee.

i really can't think of anyone, but i'd hug them back if they hugged me, whatever gender, species, age, orintation or anything else they might happen to be. i'd hope if they were male human they didn't try to grope me as i'm streight male human, even male dogs trying to hump my leg bother me a little bit, but honest nonsexual emotion i have no problem with, as long as it isn't all the time and doesn't prevent me from doing the kinds of things that intrest and gratify me more, which is to say creating and exploring.

I'm not sure you understand what this thread is about.

Cillian Murphy.