The next glorious epic war of epic stuff and glory and epicness!!!!!
South Lizasauria
16-08-2008, 22:45
You have all took sides in the pirates and ninja conflict but now you are summoned once again.
Who will win..... SAMURAI OR COWBOYS?!!?
CHOOOOSE I COMMAND YOU!!!!
Why Samurai or Cowboys? Why not Magpies vs Horses?
I choose Magpies in this instance.
Belschaft
16-08-2008, 22:51
Chuck Norris will win. He has no chin, just another fist.
Chuck beats Bin Laden (http://api.ning.com/files/Ly-16Oi54n2AlH0gSnoGoFnGlfIGdDbkp*8M9pxk0laWH2JEdCQ1THfiOHibWxuwaZs8xHuFvHq2upFqkZyH-WAnNkZlrOU2/ChuckNorris.jpg)
DrunkenDove
16-08-2008, 22:53
Samurai. As if there'd even be a contest.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-08-2008, 22:53
Bah! You want a contest controversy? I give you:
Hippos vs. Hippies.
Discuss.
Pirates>all
You would do well to join our Party Ifreann. Become a Pirate today!
New Manvir
16-08-2008, 23:03
The Samurai have the power of Tom Cruise and his army of Scientology lawyers, such a force could never be defeated and would make the Earth tremble.
The Samurai have the power of Tom Cruise and his army of Scientology lawyers, such a force could never be defeated and would make the Earth tremble.
*Cues Anonymous*
Fear the internet!
Dontgonearthere
16-08-2008, 23:20
The dinosaurs, duh.
Port Arcana
16-08-2008, 23:26
Pirates pwn all.
You would do well to join our Party Ifreann. Become a Pirate today!
I've been a pirate for ages. Seriously, everyone in college calls me Pirate. I'm introduced as Steve the Pirate. I even introduce myself as that.
Hydesland
16-08-2008, 23:47
Dustbin men> all
Dumb Ideologies
17-08-2008, 00:36
Hapki-do Hitler beats all! Watch as he forces a diverse range of antisocials into submission through use of his stunning range of wrist and elbowlocks! And then shoots himself when he realises his martial art was partly derived from Jewjistu!
Port Arcana
17-08-2008, 00:50
I've been a pirate for ages. Seriously, everyone in college calls me Pirate. I'm introduced as Steve the Pirate. I even introduce myself as that.
There are pirates in college? :)
Conserative Morality
17-08-2008, 02:16
Ever hear of cowboy ninjas?:D
Anti-Social Darwinism
17-08-2008, 02:18
Samurai have neat swords, but cowboys have guns and they smell like sweaty cows. The aroma alone would have the Samurai reeling.
Skyland Mt
17-08-2008, 02:53
Guns>Swords.
Cowboys.
The Norse raiders, AKA Vikings.
Lord Tothe
17-08-2008, 05:42
Cowboys. Unless you mean the Dallas Cowboys, of course.
Guns pwn hand-to-hand combat.