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THE ANTI GRAVITY PARTY
To the skies!
http://foo.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gravity-theory.jpg
For too long gravity has ruled tyrannically over the people of Earth. Countless thousands, if not millions, of innocent people have fallen to their deaths thanks to gravity. Many others have died or been injured by having solid objects fall onto them. And despite these countless murders, gravity goes unpunished!

Not only that, but gravity has been preventing humans from flying for all of recorded history. How many of you have had to pay ridiculous amounts of money to airlines for the privilege of having them lose your luggage and squeeze you into the smallest space possible? How many of you have wasted hours of your life waiting for elevators, or slowly inching up a crowded stairway, or struggling down a crowded street, or sitting in traffic twiddling your thumbs at 1mph? All of these injustices are ultimately the fault of that great bastard gravity!

But now, at long last, the rule of gravity is coming to an end! Join the Anti-Gravity Party in overthrowing gravity and take to the skies!

The goals of the Anti-Gravity Party are:
The overthrow of the tyrant gravity with the power of science.
The defence of humanity against any other force, weak or strong, or any other scientific theory that would seek to replace gravity.
The creation of international Safe Flight laws, to prevent mid-air incidents between newly airborne humans.
The creation and funding of a comprehensive flight school for all humans.
In the long term, the eventual liberation of all celestial bodies from the rule of gravity.

Please note: It is assumed that if you post in this thread, you want to join

Party Members
Me
CthulhuFthagn
Ryadn
Belscaft
Vault 10
Katganistan
Lapse
Desperate Measures
Moleland 3
[NS]4-4
The Brevious
A Utopian Soviet Union
Hydesland
Athelsts
The Alma Mater

so,in essence destroying all life that doesn't live near undewater volcanoes.

Vote SSA!

Join the Space Party!

so,in essence destroying all life that doesn't live near undewater volcanoes.

What makes you think life needs gravity?

Actually, gravity has never really existed anyway. We've failed to capture the "graviton", it was a stupid theory all along.

What we know as "gravity" is rather the effect of universal acceleration. Earth is moving with a constant acceleration, thus creating force acting on objects upon it. Newton's Third Law, any action creates counteraction.

What makes you think life needs gravity?

because of the sun!

What makes you think life needs gravity?
Much too much gravity.

*votes for Ifreann and floats away*

Actually, gravity has never really existed anyway. We've failed to capture the "graviton", it was a stupid theory all along.

What we know as "gravity" is rather the effect of universal acceleration. Earth is moving with a constant acceleration, thus creating force acting on objects upon it. Newton's Third Law, any action creates counteraction.
See, we've been under the tyranny of something that doesn't even exist!
because of the sun!
wat
Much too much gravity.

*votes for Ifreann and floats away*

I knew I liked you for a reason :fluffle:

See, we've been under the tyranny of something that doesn't even exist!
It's a prank played on the "educated" masses by the eggheads.


http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1044/massmagicgravity80yd0.jpg

wat


the sun gives heat,which enables life on earth.if we breakaway from the orbit,the Earth will cooldown and become too cold for multicellular life.all that will remain are bacteria near underwater volcanoes.

I knew I liked you for a reason :fluffle:
Of course. You've got taste, and it's not all in your mouth.

Besides, kids, gravity is related to grave, and we'll all be there soon enough.

LOOK!!!! THE SSA LOGO CAN DEFY GRAVITY ASWELL!!! VOTE SSA!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/ssapartysmall.gif














http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Landscape.svg/500px-Landscape.svg.png (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=563090)

Joining this.

Gravity is holding us all down.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6948/yodaar9.png

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6948/yodaar9.png

You used crappy cgi Yoda :(

Down with Gravity! Down with Gravity!

And what the hell is this ssa thing everyones popping up with?

You used crappy cgi Yoda :(

He may crappy, but he speaks wise words

4-4;13929503']Down with Gravity! Down with Gravity!

And what the hell is this ssa thing everyones popping up with?

Click here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13927456#post13927456) and be enlightened

4-4;13929503']Down with Gravity! Down with Gravity!

And what the hell is this ssa thing everyones popping up with?

No, no, that's what it wants. It's up with gravity! Up with gravity!

I'll join. Gravity has made me its bitch far too many times.

*bandages multiple scrapes and bruises*

the sun gives heat,which enables life on earth.if we breakaway from the orbit,the Earth will cooldown and become too cold for multicellular life.all that will remain are bacteria near underwater volcanoes.
We'll just bring the sun with us.
Of course. You've got taste, and it's not all in your mouth.

Besides, kids, gravity is related to grave, and we'll all be there soon enough.
See, Kat knows where it's at.
Joining this.
:fluffle:
Gravity is holding us all down.
EXACTLY!
4-4;13929503']Down with Gravity! Down with Gravity!
No, the other way!

And what the hell is this ssa thing everyones popping up with?
A spam forum.
No, no, that's what it wants. It's up with gravity! Up with gravity!
EXACTLY!
I'll join. Gravity has made me its bitch far too many times.

*bandages multiple scrapes and bruises*

:fluffle:

A spam forum.


No! It is tribute to Forum 7 - The home of all those who love fun :)

No! It is tribute to Forum 7 - The home of all those who love fun :)

Yeah, a spam forum. That is what the second S stands for, isn't it?

Yeah, a spam forum. That is what the second S stands for, isn't it?

We are also social :(

We are also social :(

Good for you :)

And allied

I should ask to join this purely based on my own username :tongue:

I should ask to join this purely based on my own username

Haven't you allready joined two parties?

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/308/actualdogvm7.png

I should ask to join this purely based on my own username :tongue:
It wouldn't be a party without you.
Haven't you allready joined two parties?

So?

So?

You can only vote for one :D

You can only vote for one :D

The Unmoderated Paradise Party does not demand you to be faithful. We cheat on you with other parties all the time.

You can only vote for one :D

Maybe he's a dead guy in Chicago. Ever thought of that?

The Unmoderated Paradise Party does not demand you to be faithful. We cheat on you with other parties all the time.

Excellent :)

Maybe he's a dead guy in Chicago. Ever thought of that?

I did not, no. Although, I did consider that he is Max Barry in disguise and has come to eat our brains

I did not, no. Although, I did consider that he is Max Barry in disguise and has come to eat our brains

Everyone knows that [violet] is Max Barry in disguise.

Everyone knows that [violet] is Max Barry in disguise.

Ah yes, but maybe he is [violet] in disguise! :eek:

It wouldn't be a party without you.

:fluffle:


Since I'm too lazy to start my own part, that might be a good idea :wink:

Ah yes, but maybe he is [violet] in disguise! :eek:

Plots within plots......

THE ANTI GRAVITY PARTY
To the skies!
http://foo.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gravity-theory.jpg
For too long gravity has ruled tyrannically over the people of Earth. Countless thousands, if not millions, of innocent people have fallen to their deaths thanks to gravity. Many others have died or been injured by having solid objects fall onto them. And despite these countless murders, gravity goes unpunished!

Not only that, but gravity has been preventing humans from flying for all of recorded history. How many of you have had to pay ridiculous amounts of money to airlines for the privilege of having them lose your luggage and squeeze you into the smallest space possible? How many of you have wasted hours of your life waiting for elevators, or slowly inching up a crowded stairway, or struggling down a crowded street, or sitting in traffic twiddling your thumbs at 1mph? All of these injustices are ultimately the fault of that great bastard gravity!

But now, at long last, the rule of gravity is coming to an end! Join the Anti-Gravity Party in overthrowing gravity and take to the skies!

The goals of the Anti-Gravity Party are:
The overthrow of the tyrant gravity with the power of science.
The defence of humanity against any other force, weak or strong, or any other scientific theory that would seek to replace gravity.
The creation of international Safe Flight laws, to prevent mid-air incidents between newly airborne humans.
The creation and funding of a comprehensive flight school for all humans.
In the long term, the eventual liberation of all celestial bodies from the rule of gravity.

Please note: It is assumed that if you post in this thread, you want to join

Party Members
Me
CthulhuFthagn
Ryadn
Western Mercenary Unio
Belscaft
Vault 10
Katganistan
Lapse
Desperate Measures
Moleland 3
[NS]4-4I've noticed a lack of issue with the theory of flight.
I have here a heretical source worth consideration in your platform.
http://www.news.cornell.edu/chronicle/00/3.30.00/insect_flight.html
Would part of the directive of science over gravity have a design of implementation of principles presented here?
Oh, and here (since it's kinda surprising that no one else brought it up already:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrogravitics
http://www.padrak.com/ine/INE24.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF8otSSPgdA

Please note: It is assumed that if you post in this thread, you want to join

Party Members
Me
CthulhuFthagn
Ryadn
Western Mercenary Unio
Belscaft
Vault 10
Katganistan
Lapse
Desperate Measures
Moleland 3
[NS]4-4


What the fuck!

Me and moley and Lapse are SSA cabinet members! We've been spaming here but we don't suport you! Remove us now!

What the fuck!

Me and moley are SSA cabinet members! We've been spaming here but we don't suport you! Remove us now!

Maybe they should only remove you in return for a promise that you won't go around spamming other party's threads.

Note: Also not wanting to be a member, at least until I wind up my own party in a few hours, seeing as its thread has been spammed to death by the aforementioned SSA members who are using at best dubious campaign methods of persistently posting on others threads edited versions of crap internet memes, often so large that they break the page, and mocking any potential opponents rather than engaging in policy debate with the parties whose threads they are posting on.

I've noticed a lack of issue with the theory of flight.
I have here a heretical source worth consideration in your platform.
http://www.news.cornell.edu/chronicle/00/3.30.00/insect_flight.html
Would part of the directive of science over gravity have a design of implementation of principles presented here?
The theory of flight only works because gravity makes it work. Once we over throw it, everything will be able to fly.
What the fuck!

Me and moley are SSA cabinet members! We've been spaming here but we don't suport you! Remove us now!

If you can spam here trying to steal members from me, I can steal members from you. All's fair in love and politics.

Maybe they should only remove you in return for a promise that you won't go around spamming other party's threads.

Note: Also not wanting to be a member, at least until I wind up my own party in a few hours, seeing as its thread has been spammed to death by the aforementioned SSA members who are using at best dubious campaign methods of posting edited versions of persistently posting crap internet memes, often so large that they break the page, and mocking any potential opponents rather than engaging in policy debate with the parties whose threads they are posting on.

It's working though isn't it?

The theory of flight only works because gravity makes it work. Once we over throw it, everything will be able to fly.Erm, i'll take this into consideration.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_dynamics
I'm wondering if i'm thinking the same thing you're thinking when you say "gravity".

It's working though isn't it?

We'll see. I can only see that you're damaging your party's reputation, ultimately losing yourself votes, and meaning that you'll be unable to form a winning coalition because all the other parties will hate you. Plenty of those who sympathise with your party's policies (all quite reasonable) are going to get the impression you are a bunch of immature losers, and want nothing to do with you. In terms of support from respected NSG-ers you had a commanding initial lead, but I think you are at severe risk of destroying it unless you restrain yourself promptly.

Or vote for us anyway just to laugh at our benevolent iron fisted rule.

Or vote for us anyway just to laugh at our benevolent iron fisted rule.

Arrogance and immaturity are not admirable qualities in anyone. But go ahead, its your loss.

EDIT: And I'm off outta here before I risk infringing my rule of not invading other people's threads.

Or vote for us anyway just to laugh at our benevolent iron fisted rule.
Laughing will depend a *lot* on where you stick that iron fist.
*glances at Nanatsu no Tsuki nervously*

Laughing will depend a *lot* on where you stick that iron fist.
*glances at Nanatsu no Tsuki nervously*

You have no reason to fear nat. Just hope moley doesn't turn political power into moddy power.

It's working though isn't it?
My method is working too.
Erm, i'll take this into consideration.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_dynamics
I'm wondering if i'm thinking the same thing you're thinking when you say "gravity".
Quite possibly not. I have very little knowledge of physics.
Or vote for us anyway just to laugh at our benevolent iron fisted rule.

It amuses me that you think parliament will ever do any ruling.

You have no reason to fear nat. Hell i don't! She was talkin' 'bout cooking up my weasels!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Although her stance on running around my apartment naked does sound like a principle i can agree with.

Just hope moley doesn't turn political power into moddy power.Is it that easy? I've noticed that humiliating yourself profusely keeps you at a certain distance from modhood. Haven't worked my way into any of the mods' good graces or delicates enough to do it the way i'm best suited to (other than that humiliation thing)

Quite possibly not. I have very little knowledge of physics. Is this akin to the proposed "flat tax" conundrum i've heard about forever and 1/3? One problem, plenty approaches, no accomplishment?
I'm not keen on legislation, so i'm not saying this issue is the dealbreaker.

Is this akin to the proposed "flat tax" conundrum i've heard about forever and 1/3? One problem, plenty approaches, no accomplishment?
I'm not keen on legislation, so i'm not saying this issue is the dealbreaker.

I was working on flat tax proposal once, but I accidentally proved there's no god.


Shit, where did I put that proof?

I was working on flat tax proposal once, but I accidentally proved there's no god.


Shit, where did I put that proof?
You gave it to Flanders.
Oh, and do you want your crayon back? :p

You gave it to Flanders.
Oh, and do you want your crayon back? :p

Yes please. Needs moar powder blue.

Although her stance on running around my apartment naked does sound like a principle i can agree with.

Tell. Me. Where. This. Happened.. With. A. Link. For. Conveinence.

Tell. Me. Where. This. Happened.. With. A. Link. For. Conveinence.You'd have to visit a poster homepage.
<.<
>.>

Yes please. Needs moar powder blue.
Extended warranty? How can I lose?!?

You'd have to visit a poster homepage.
<.<
>.>

Who's?

Extended warranty? How can I lose?!?

Free extended warranty with every vote for AGP!

Free extended warranty with every vote for AGP!Your party encourages infidelity of sorts, right? Sinuhue's got a *great* platform too.
*mulls over*

Hey, what party gives me an unlimited amount of diapers for the twins? That might factor in too.

Who's?That was only a day or two ago. I can't seriously be expected to remember that. *shrug*

Damn..

Damn..Page 2 of visitors' comments, my nation. :)
The important thing is, my weasels AREN'T going to get cooked.

Gravity will not pull us to the second page!

How are we going to stop the widespread teaching of the "theory" of gravity in our public school systems though?

No, that's because you are on your fourth ;)

How are we going to stop the widespread teaching of the "theory" of gravity in our public school systems though?

Once the simplest attempts to prove it fail then science teachers will have no choice put to accept that gravity is gone forever.

Once the simplest attempts to prove it fail then science teachers will have no choice put to accept that gravity is gone forever.

Excellent. I've always been of the opinion that scientists were the ones who brought about gravity in the first place through the power of suggestion.

Actually, gravity has never really existed anyway. We've failed to capture the "graviton", it was a stupid theory all along.

What we know as "gravity" is rather the effect of universal acceleration. Earth is moving with a constant acceleration, thus creating force acting on objects upon it. Newton's Third Law, any action creates counteraction.


How's is gravity the effect of universal accelertion? That's like saying that you stick to a cars windscreen when it's hurtling along at 90 mph because it's acceleration. Sure it makes sense but then theres the slight problem that if you are on the "back"windscreen you go flying off.

Note to self, chain myself to my house at around 4 PM tonight.

Everything has gravity, all the objects around you are attracted to you and you to them (see, someone loves you after all folks!), the large rthe object the greater the gravity it exerts. Like the earth.

This party is freaking awesome, but I'm already part of the marijuana party. May I suggest a coalition? Weed will help release you from the false realities our mind imposes on us, such as gravity. :D

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Please note: It is assumed that if you post in this thread, you want to join

Party Members
Me
CthulhuFthagn
Ryadn
Western Mercenary Unio
Belscaft
Vault 10
Katganistan
Lapse
Desperate Measures
Moleland 3
[NS]4-4
The Brevious

hey,i founded the Space Party!i'm not gonna join the AGP!

We need gravity, just less of it. we just need to lose enough to fly, that would be cool:)

This party is freaking awesome, but I'm already part of the marijuana party. May I suggest a coalition? Weed will help release you from the false realities our mind imposes on us, such as gravity. :D

You were half right ;)

hey,i founded the Space Party!i'm not gonna join the AGP!

Ah yes, but their ideas are so stupid and pointless, they have to kidnap members just to justify their existence

Excellent. I've always been of the opinion that scientists were the ones who brought about gravity in the first place through the power of suggestion.
I wouldn't be surprised.
This party is freaking awesome, but I'm already part of the marijuana party. May I suggest a coalition? Weed will help release you from the false realities our mind imposes on us, such as gravity. :D
You can join more than one party. Just ask the SSA.
hey,i founded the Space Party!i'm not gonna join the AGP!
No gravity would make getting into space much easier.
Ah yes, but their ideas are so stupid and pointless, they have to kidnap members just to justify their existence

That's cute, a spam party complaining about something being pointless.

I wouldn't be surprised.

You can join more than one party. Just ask the SSA.

No gravity would make getting into space much easier.


That's cute, a spam party complaining about something being pointless.

Spam isn't always pointless :p

And we stand for the return of our Holy ground :hail:

[QUOTE=Ifreann;13931556]

No gravity would make getting into space much easier.
[QUOTE]

bah,rockets wil do.for a while.but if you want anti-gravity there's the Casimir Effect.

Spam isn't always pointless :p

And we stand for the return of our Holy ground :hail:
Yeah, not going to happen.


No gravity would make getting into space much easier.


bah,rockets wil do.for a while.but if you want anti-gravity there's the Casimir Effect.

Just jumping is far cheaper than anything else.

Yeah, not going to happen.


Not with that attitude :wink:

We need gravity, just less of it. we just need to lose enough to fly, that would be cool:)

And imagine the look of bliss when thousands of women step on their scales and see the adjusted numbers...

Not with that attitude :wink:

I get all the spam I need elsewhere.

And imagine the look of bliss when thousands of women step on their scales and see the adjusted numbers...

Their mass would be the same :wink:

Their mass would be the same :wink:

True - but what kind of mean person would tell them that ;)

True - but what kind of mean person would tell them that ;)

Doctors :tongue:

Doctors :tongue:

Then we need to kill them ;) In the interest of world peace and happiness of course.

All hail the Wall-E humans !

Indeed

Dynamite is also nice for dealing with Doctors.