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The Proclaimed God of NSG2 presents The Bitter Party

Fleckenstein
16-08-2008, 06:36
The Bitter Party
"This place sucks. . ."

Fleckenstein, God of NSG2, Chairman of The Bitter Party, One Armed Wonder, humbly proclaims the following as the tenets of The Bitter Party:

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1. NSG was great [last year/2003/before I got here/right after I got here/until that Max guy got involved/as soon as OMAC allowed avatars]

2. The old smileys were better.

3. Elections are stupid displays of popularity in which whatever party you associate with, loses.

4. This party is not popular enough.

5. This party would be great with more people.

6. This party will probably lose.

7. We don't have pre-made avatars or suggested sigs. We have crippling bitterness.

8. We're bitter that we don't have either of the above.

9. We're bitter that, as a silly party, we are in fact not silly at all.

10. We're bitter that this is no distinction between silly and sensible parties anymore. Nor an election night special.

11. This outline doesn't flow like other parties.

12. People are taking this too seriously. You're fighting for election to a body that does nothing. Have fun working in the Reichstag circa 1940.


Should anyone deign to overcome their bitterness and so join this expression of discontent, officer positions may be given out.


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Fuck you, I'm not joining your parties.
Smunkeeville
16-08-2008, 06:38
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/Smunkee/sheep.jpg
Lapse
16-08-2008, 06:46
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3. Elections are stupid displays of popularity in which whatever party you associate with, loses.

4. This party is not popular enough.

5. This party would be great with more people.

6. This party will probably lose.


OI! We're playing the underdog in this election :mad:

(However, I do agree the old smilies were better http://209.85.48.8/2723/19/emo/icon_confused.gif)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/ssapartysmall.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13927456#post13927456)
Dinaverg
16-08-2008, 06:52
Ooh, sounds fun
Callisdrun
16-08-2008, 09:27
1. NSG was great [last year/2003/before I got here/right after I got here/until that Max guy got involved/as soon as OMAC allowed avatars]


I agree with everything said in the OP except this. NSG always sucked.

But pretty much, this looks like the party for me.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
16-08-2008, 13:11
Love it. :tongue:
The Brevious
17-08-2008, 01:59
Love it. :tongue:
How *much* do you love it?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-08-2008, 02:09
This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.
You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .
The Brevious
17-08-2008, 02:10
This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.What you say has little proof. Perhaps if there were a link or something ....

You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .Shoo-in. Totally.
Fiddleysticks could lead this party RIGHT where it belongs. :)
Fleckenstein
17-08-2008, 06:00
This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.
You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .

You totally belong.
The Scandinvans
17-08-2008, 06:47
You are no God. LG is the one true god of all NSGers!!!!
Moleland 3
17-08-2008, 10:35
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5139/bittercd4.png
Cameroi
17-08-2008, 10:46
ascii emoticons were better (and 1337'er) before they started being automatically replaced by those damd stupid little yellow circles with faces on them.

when the internet was that worlds greatest library for tecnoids, before it got turned into a damd shopping mall by damd retarded bizdroidz
Maineiacs
17-08-2008, 11:20
Whatever. I don't give a flying sh*t if I'm in this party or not. Everyone will still ignore me anyway.
Fleckenstein
17-08-2008, 18:54
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5139/bittercd4.png
Your image spam is tiring.
Moleland 3
17-08-2008, 19:26
Tis a poster :)
Jenrak
17-08-2008, 20:53
You are no God. LG is the one true god of all NSGers!!!!

I had no idea NSG had a god.
Fleckenstein
18-08-2008, 02:54
I had no idea NSG had a god.

LG may be the God of NSG, but as my now deleted thread claimed in NSG2, I am the God of NSG2.
Hurdegaryp
28-08-2008, 19:21
Apparently you were wrong, otherwise that thread wouldn't have been deleted.
Jello Biafra
28-08-2008, 19:53
*throws party*
Hurdegaryp
28-08-2008, 20:04
My favorite parties are those with lots of loud music and beer. Unfortunately you can't vote for those.