NationStates Jolt Archive

The Bitter Party
"This place sucks. . ."

Fleckenstein, God of NSG2, Chairman of The Bitter Party, One Armed Wonder, humbly proclaims the following as the tenets of The Bitter Party:

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1. NSG was great [last year/2003/before I got here/right after I got here/until that Max guy got involved/as soon as OMAC allowed avatars]

2. The old smileys were better.

3. Elections are stupid displays of popularity in which whatever party you associate with, loses.

4. This party is not popular enough.

5. This party would be great with more people.

6. This party will probably lose.

7. We don't have pre-made avatars or suggested sigs. We have crippling bitterness.

8. We're bitter that we don't have either of the above.

9. We're bitter that, as a silly party, we are in fact not silly at all.

10. We're bitter that this is no distinction between silly and sensible parties anymore. Nor an election night special.

11. This outline doesn't flow like other parties.

12. People are taking this too seriously. You're fighting for election to a body that does nothing. Have fun working in the Reichstag circa 1940.


Should anyone deign to overcome their bitterness and so join this expression of discontent, officer positions may be given out.


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Fuck you, I'm not joining your parties.

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3. Elections are stupid displays of popularity in which whatever party you associate with, loses.

4. This party is not popular enough.

5. This party would be great with more people.

6. This party will probably lose.


OI! We're playing the underdog in this election :mad:

(However, I do agree the old smilies were better http://209.85.48.8/2723/19/emo/icon_confused.gif)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/ssapartysmall.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13927456#post13927456)

Ooh, sounds fun

1. NSG was great [last year/2003/before I got here/right after I got here/until that Max guy got involved/as soon as OMAC allowed avatars]


I agree with everything said in the OP except this. NSG always sucked.

But pretty much, this looks like the party for me.

Love it. :tongue:

Love it. :tongue:
How *much* do you love it?

This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.
You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .

This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.What you say has little proof. Perhaps if there were a link or something ....

You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .Shoo-in. Totally.
Fiddleysticks could lead this party RIGHT where it belongs. :)

This is the sort of party which I would be willing to join if parties weren't for obnoxious attention whores with too much time on their hands. And I'm not just saying this because my only attempt at making a party a year or so ago fell apart without even getting a two page thread.
You can count me as a member if you want, I don't care and won't vote anyway. It isn't like voting ever solved anything . . .

You totally belong.

You are no God. LG is the one true god of all NSGers!!!!

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ascii emoticons were better (and 1337'er) before they started being automatically replaced by those damd stupid little yellow circles with faces on them.

when the internet was that worlds greatest library for tecnoids, before it got turned into a damd shopping mall by damd retarded bizdroidz

Whatever. I don't give a flying sh*t if I'm in this party or not. Everyone will still ignore me anyway.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5139/bittercd4.png
Your image spam is tiring.

Tis a poster :)

You are no God. LG is the one true god of all NSGers!!!!

I had no idea NSG had a god.

I had no idea NSG had a god.

LG may be the God of NSG, but as my now deleted thread claimed in NSG2, I am the God of NSG2.

Apparently you were wrong, otherwise that thread wouldn't have been deleted.

*throws party*

My favorite parties are those with lots of loud music and beer. Unfortunately you can't vote for those.