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Clifford was here

Wilgrove
16-08-2008, 00:31
Giant inflatable dog poo wreaks havoc



A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before it landed again.

The art work, titled Complex Shit, is the size of a house.

The wind carried it 200m from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne before it fell back to Earth in the grounds of a children's home, said museum director Juri Steiner.

The inflatable turd broke the window at the children's home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Mr Steiner said.

The art work has a safety system which normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away.

Mr Steiner said McCarthy had not yet been contacted and the museum was not sure if Complex Shit would be put back on display.

Link (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24166772-12335,00.html)

Apparently Clifford the Big Red Dog was in Australia,
Maraque
16-08-2008, 00:32
Hahaha.
Wilgrove
16-08-2008, 00:33
Hahaha.

I laughed out loud when I read that it landed in front of the Children's home. Ahh, that was priceless.
Wilgrove
16-08-2008, 00:34
Picture of the inflatable shit.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/fyer55samyah/Mccarthy2.jpg
Maraque
16-08-2008, 00:35
Hahaha, that's AWESOME.
Katganistan
16-08-2008, 00:41
Man, that artwork is a piece of shit.
JuNii
16-08-2008, 00:52
A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before it landed again.

See what happens when you leave your shit laying around?

The art work, titled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. man talk about a shitload...

The wind carried it 200m from the Paul Klee Centre in Berne before it fell back to Earth in the grounds of a children's home, said museum director Juri Steiner. "look kids, flying shit!"

The inflatable turd broke the window at the children's home when it blew away on the night of July 31, Mr Steiner said. wow... broken shit...

The art work has a safety system which normally makes it deflate when there is a storm, but this did not work when it blew away. Guess that shit didn't work.

Mr Steiner said McCarthy had not yet been contacted and the museum was not sure if Complex Shit would be put back on display. well, does Mr McCarthy want his shit on display again? for a Complex Shit, the wind sure made quick work of it.

can you imagine George Carlin shitting himself with what he could do with this shit? :D
South Lizasauria
16-08-2008, 01:22
Link (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24166772-12335,00.html)

Apparently Clifford the Big Red Dog was in Australia,

Modern news makes me chuckle. This hast definitely made my day. :tongue:

Imagine having the wind blow one of those things straight at your face. :eek:
Volzgrad
16-08-2008, 01:23
I can't imagine the expression on the childrens' faces when they saw a house sized hunk of shit hit their house!
New Manvir
16-08-2008, 01:42
Man, that artwork is a piece of shit.

See what happens when you leave your shit laying around?

man talk about a shitload...

"look kids, flying shit!"

wow... broken shit...

Guess that shit didn't work.

well, does Mr McCarthy want his shit on display again? for a Complex Shit, the wind sure made quick work of it.

can you imagine George Carlin shitting himself with what he could do with this shit? :D

what a bunch of shitty jokes.
Redwulf
16-08-2008, 04:39
Are they sure it didn't hit any fans?
The One Eyed Weasel
16-08-2008, 04:55
That just made my night.
Zombie PotatoHeads
16-08-2008, 05:26
They should have made giant inflatable flies to attach to the poop. Also an ice-cream stick wedged firmly in it to add to the realism.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
16-08-2008, 05:32
Lol. Oh wow... this is the state of art in the world?
Zombie PotatoHeads
16-08-2008, 07:00
Lol. Oh wow... this is the state of art in the world?
Hey, at least credit him for being honest in telling us modern art is shit.
Dinaverg
16-08-2008, 07:06
Eh, shit happens.
Blouman Empire
16-08-2008, 12:24
Link (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24166772-12335,00.html)

Apparently Clifford the Big Red Dog was in Australia,

:confused:

I thought the article said a Swiss museum?

And yeah wtf? Funny stuff if you read about it.
Western Mercenary Unio
16-08-2008, 12:28
Hey, at least credit him for being honest in telling us modern art is shit.

modern art is just painting something that even the artist don't know what it is and saying it has some sort of symbolic value
Dinaverg
16-08-2008, 12:31
modern art is just painting something that even the artist don't know what it is and saying it has some sort of symbolic value

I think the artist knew what this one was.


Ginger root.
JuNii
16-08-2008, 18:13
what a bunch of shitty jokes.

hey, at least we didn't have our complex shit blowing around and landing on homes and whatnot! :p