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Join the New Pug party!

Conserative Morality
14-08-2008, 01:51
As the NSG parliamentary elections are coming up, now is the time to begin the rise of the NEW PUG PARTY!

Before you decide to join, we ask only one of the following four things:

1. You are a cyborg ninja.

2. You are a member of FOXHOUND

3. You are a Pug.

OR

4. You wish you were one of the above.

Manifesto WILL come later, but will have something to do with Pug Overlords, illegal drugs, ninjas, and abandonware. K?
Conserative Morality
20-08-2008, 19:55
Manifesto:

1.No matter what, we will serve our Pug Masters and assist them in the takeover of NSG.

2. If needed, we will serve our Pug Overlords by becoming Cyborg Ninjas and/or Cyborg pirates.

3. We will allow our Pug Overlords to allow us to do whatever we want to, as long as we do not harm one of their subjects.

4. We'll party all night long! Woo!!! bring out the Wii/N64/Xbox/360/PC/3DO!

5. We will download as much abandonware as our Hard drives/Modem will allow.

6. Illegal drugs will no longer be illegal.

7. If possible, we will try to recruit other creatures to join the Puggish cause.

8. Always admit that Led Zeppelin ROCKS! Woo!

9. LG will remain god-Emperor of NSG, even if the Pug takeover is successful.

10. Also, Ninjas. And serving our Pug Overlords again.
RhynoD
20-08-2008, 20:20
Bah. Your party is nothing without the greatest pug evar, Petsburg. Wherever the hell he is these days...
Hydesland
20-08-2008, 20:22
What the hell is a pug?
Conserative Morality
20-08-2008, 20:24
What the hell is a pug?
THIS!
http://api.ning.com/files/tlB4pKQX5mhQg842e--k1X9Lg5L8WZ5rCzWkQSXXy4w_/pug0507.jpg
We are far more sinister than we look...:D
New Manvir
20-08-2008, 20:43
Friends, Generalites, Forum Dwellers, lend me your ears; sure we could all take up causes and fight for ideals, but wouldn't it be easier to just do nothing.

Join the Apathy Party (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=563182&highlight=manvir)

Together, we can do nothing.