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Some god must be crazy

Hairless Kitten
12-08-2008, 23:47
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.
Copiosa Scotia
12-08-2008, 23:49
God allowed us free choice and we used it to make Heineken and taxes. Ugly people, stupid people, mosquitos and humans are Evolution's fault. :)
Skalvia
12-08-2008, 23:49
No, just that its funny as hell...Just ask the Aztecs theyll tell you, lol...
Neo Art
12-08-2008, 23:49
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.

It's nice to know that an ineffable being can be proven not to exist just because some jackass on a web forum doesn't understand the motivations for its actions.

Though it does require a bit of reworking of the word "ineffable".
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-08-2008, 23:53
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.

No, not really. What it does prove is, that if God does exist, He/She has a really bad sense of humor.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-08-2008, 00:10
The existence of stupid people is actually proof of God, as divine intervention is the only possible reason for some people's continued survival.
Chernobyl-Pripyat
13-08-2008, 00:20
he/she/it did it for the lulz.
Hairless Kitten
13-08-2008, 00:24
So some god had some fun? Well Heineken beer is not fun, not at all.
Gift-of-god
13-08-2008, 00:30
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

-Benjamin Franklin.
Ascelonia
13-08-2008, 00:30
A lot of things are messed up. I don't really try to think about it (I believe in God). I can't argue either way, but what I think is that God only created the universe. He's not really here to moderate the world.
Ascelonia
13-08-2008, 00:31
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

-Benjamin Franklin.

Lol... except that beer is a depressant.
Hairless Kitten
13-08-2008, 00:32
A lot of things are messed up. I don't really try to think about it (I believe in God). I can't argue either way, but what I think is that God only created the universe. He's not really here to moderate the world.

The christian god destroyed the San Fransico of the old times. No moderation?
Katganistan
13-08-2008, 00:34
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.

Why did she create people who judge others to be ugly? Why did she create stupid people? Why did she create people who, because they can't figure it out for themselves, simply say "it doesn't exist", like FlatEarthers or folks who thought the sun revolved around the Earth?

As for beer, Benjamin Franklin said it best:
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper."
Anti-Social Darwinism
13-08-2008, 00:35
So some god had some fun? Well Heineken beer is not fun, not at all.

That's the joke.
Katganistan
13-08-2008, 00:38
The christian god destroyed the San Fransico of the old times. No moderation?

Really? I thought that was an earthquake, coupled with fires that started when the man-made gas lines broke open.....

And if you think that God is actually standing there pushing tectonic plates past each other, you REALLY have a persecution complex going -- not to mention that you originally said God doesn't exist, and are now blaming God for natural disasters.

So which is it? Does he not exist, or is he destroying the world?

And given that San Fran is still there, I hardly think He destroyed it.

Oh, or are you just trolling for reactions? I'm sorry....
HeilsLand
13-08-2008, 00:47
As much as Im an Atheist I say that what your using as logic to explain what really can't be explained. Being ugly is only a perception, for the ones who get shot by the people they tease.

Anyway, How can there be no God if all these(very stupid at that) happened? Does not make any logical sense. If you like this logic then let me ask where we came from? Nothing can explain that, just as the great beyond. *Oh yea, one stupid side note before I go on, how can not proving where we came from prove there is no God(der-der-derr)


As for animals, why would specify one? Thats like saying, why are there sharks but still there are fishes?(Sharks are in the same family as fish) or like saying, Why are there butterflies and yet there are moths? (again, Der-Der-Derr)


And Beer, ah the good stuff. If you saying Beer/alcohol is bad and thus proving god is unreal then your really dumb here, think again of perspective, what about morals. You don't have to drink it, do you? Why not have God test our morals? and if you making a reference to alcohol, not all alcohol is bad(well if you ingest it maybe) since it is used in all sorts of things from medicines to cleaning tools(and some soaps to clean your perrty little face with*joke*)


Im done....probably will forget where this is at and wont see it again so adeiu
Hairless Kitten
13-08-2008, 00:50
Heineken is not beer but something...well disgusting.
HeilsLand
13-08-2008, 00:53
If its not beer...then why were you calling it that -_-
Hairless Kitten
13-08-2008, 00:55
Oh well Heineken is a beer, but not all beer is Heineken. Heineken is disgusting beer
Copiosa Scotia
13-08-2008, 01:09
Really? I thought that was an earthquake, coupled with fires that started when the man-made gas lines broke open.....

And if you think that God is actually standing there pushing tectonic plates past each other, you REALLY have a persecution complex going -- not to mention that you originally said God doesn't exist, and are now blaming God for natural disasters.

So which is it? Does he not exist, or is he destroying the world?

And given that San Fran is still there, I hardly think He destroyed it.

Oh, or are you just trolling for reactions? I'm sorry....

I can't be sure, but I believe HK is talking about Sodom and Gomorrah. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah)

Anyway, I now declare this thread to be about beer.
Katganistan
13-08-2008, 01:18
Mmmmmm, beer.
Stoklomolvi
13-08-2008, 01:45
The gods must be crazy? That explains the glass bottle that landed on my lawn.
Ascelonia
13-08-2008, 01:48
The christian god destroyed the San Fransico of the old times. No moderation?

Not really. It was just tectonic plates pushing together. I don't think that He can interfere, I think he can reward/punish when you die.
Callisdrun
13-08-2008, 04:57
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.

Not really. Not all gods are omnipotent, just the Abrahamic idea of god is.

Ugly people. Well, standards of beauty differ. Of course, some people are ugly by any standard. But they were created by the human reproduction system.

People created Heineken beer, which, compared to several brands of liquid being dubiously advertised as beer, isn't really all that bad. Can't blame god for that. Nor can you blame god for Budweiser, Coors, Tecate, Corona, Miller, Keystone, Natural Ice, Steel Reserve, King Cobra, Olde English, Country Club, etc. These were all created by humans with poor taste.

Stupid people were created the same way as ugly people.

Mosquitos actually play a valuable part in the ecosystem, annoying as they are, and provide an important food source for larger insects as well as species of birds and bats.

Taxes were created by humans when occupations became specialized and government was no longer simply the "highest in the pecking order of hunter-gatherer group."

Humans evolved from earlier species through genetic mutation. We could be likened to a sort of cancer on the Earth, as we have multiplied out of control in a similar way that cancerous cells multiply without control and end up harming the body.
Gartref
13-08-2008, 05:37
I kinda like Heineken. So does my friend Jeffrey Beaumont.
Skalvia
13-08-2008, 06:05
So some god had some fun? Well Heineken beer is not fun, not at all.

Not when i do it...;)
Sleepy Bugs
13-08-2008, 06:12
beer is a depressant.

It is a CNS depressant, but that's dif'rent from "something that makes you slit your wrists depressant".

Albeit, the CNS depressants in the Solanacea fam'bly will probably leave you quite depressed . . . so there is that dovetailing.
Blouman Empire
13-08-2008, 07:24
As for beer, Benjamin Franklin said it best:
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper."

QFT

After all why else would God make Barley and Hops, there is no other decent use for these two plants that is enough of an argument to prove that God exists.
New Malachite Square
13-08-2008, 07:29
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Vetalia
13-08-2008, 07:29
Have you ever considered the possibility that God likes being a bastard? Seriously, if I had to put up with billions of prayers every single day from every single sentient species in existence, I'd be pissed off enough to make sure there are mosquitoes and taxes for everyone involved.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2008, 08:41
God doesn't exist because international corporations have yet to figure out what a bunch of Egyptians managed six thousand years ago, and what a bunch of Germans mastered before they even managed to get a proper country.

Its not exactly Nietzsche, but I'm sure NSG can run with it ;)
Tech-gnosis
13-08-2008, 11:45
If a god was existing, why did (s)he created ugly people?

Or Heineken beer? (at least (s)he allowed it)

What about stupid people?

Or mosquitos, taxes and humans?

So all this is enough to conclude for once and always that god doesn`t exist.

God is a sadist. *nods*
Hydesland
13-08-2008, 11:57
What's wrong with Heineken beer?
Katganistan
13-08-2008, 13:20
The gods must be crazy? That explains the glass bottle that landed on my lawn.
Classic. :D

You have to return the coke bottle to them now, you know.
AND have a sequel.
Peepelonia
13-08-2008, 13:47
What's wrong with Heineken beer?

Yeah exactly! It's about time somebody stood up and said it, I feel a facebook group coming on!
The Free Priesthood
13-08-2008, 14:30
You assume a god must be a creator, and omnibenevolent.

Ignoring the first assumption, if I made a psychotic dictatorship NS nation with 100% taxes, no political freedoms, no civil rights, and a basket case economy, would that mean I did not exist?

Try again.
Ultimate Extreme
13-08-2008, 14:37
lol! humans have made a great many worse things than heineken; god being an example
Khadgar
13-08-2008, 14:42
He's not crazy, he was drunk. Beer volcano you know.