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This link says it all (http://ozort.org/zombie-humor/zombie-superman.php). In the event of an outbreak superman may become infected. That is why it the kryptonite crowbar is invaluable to outbreak survival.

http://ozort.org/images/kryptonite-crowbar.jpg

Or you could just shoot him with magic bullets.

Or you could just remember that he doesn't exist, and that logic disproves the possibility of zombies.

*Loads Kryptonite bullets* Aim for the head boys.:D

Or you could just remember that he doesn't exist, and that logic disproves the possibility of zombies.

See:

The Progenitor Virus, the Tyrant-Virus, the G-virus,etc,etc.

It's possible! I guess. Maybe. Possibly.

You don't even need kryptonite. He's got the same resistance to magic as a normal human. None. So, a magic bullet will kill him.

I don't think so. Once you are dead, there's no comming back.

I don't think so. Once you are dead, there's no comming back.

Note: The Zombies in all the Resident Evil games (There is no forth or fifth one! Lalalalalalala!:D) were created through not bringing the dead back to life, but destruction of the higher functions of the brain and keeping dead skin cells alive. I think. Something like that. Ah, here it is:
. It animates dead tissue by killing and replacing any mitochondria in infected cells, and then combining with these cells to produce enough energy for motor and lower brain functions. By doing this, most of the body's systems, such as the circulatory or respiratory systems, are made redundant. However, this process has the drawback of severe necrosis in the host, and produces the distinctive rotted appearance of most BOWs. The mutations are produced when the virus incorporates itself into the host's RNA and considerably alters it.

As a side effect of the virus' consumption of its host, specifically its digestion of the host's frontal lobes, all hosts suffer from greatly increased aggression. The virus also damages the hypothalamus, which results in a flood of neurotransmitters, enzymes, and hormones which induce a psychopathic rage and hunger in the host.

Look, all you need is Hulk...

Hulk pwns all, HULK SMASH!!!

Look, all you need is Hulk...

Hulk pwns all, HULK SMASH!!!

Hulk gets bitten - Hulk ZOMBIE!

Hulk gets bitten - Hulk ZOMBIE!

Marvel had a comic about that. If I remember correctly, Ash showing up for some reason and chainsawing and shotgunning the entire population of the Marvel universe.

Hulk gets bitten - Hulk ZOMBIE!

Puny Ooman make Hulk 'ead 'urt...HULK BASH!!! HULK CRASH!!! HULK CRUSH!!!

Play James Blunts album, and any Zombies will willingly return to being dead. Or tear off their own ears, which gives a major advantage for sneak zombie sniping, as they can't hear where the bullets are coming from.

Marvel had a comic about that. If I remember correctly, Ash showing up for some reason and chainsawing and shotgunning the entire population of the Marvel universe.

Yeah - the Marvel Zombie series.

Yeah - the Marvel Zombie series.

Didn't that have Ash Williams in it?:confused:

Note: The Zombies in all the Resident Evil games (There is no forth or fifth one! Lalalalalalala!:D) were created through not bringing the dead back to life, but destruction of the higher functions of the brain and keeping dead skin cells alive. I think. Something like that. Ah, here it is:

and they were never referred to as 'zombies'. :D

and they were never referred to as 'zombies'. :D

You sure? I think one of the files that you found in the game called them zombies... Might be wrong.

You sure? I think one of the files that you found in the game called them zombies... Might be wrong.

which game system? the PSX versions never mentioned Zombies. a fact that the Movies are proud of.

they stated that "like the games, they never referred to the infected as zombies."

which game system? the PSX versions never mentioned Zombies. a fact that the Movies are proud of.

they stated that "like the games, they never referred to the infected as zombies."

Dangit, I know in at least ONE of the games (Not Outbreak or anything, the actual GAMES, 1-2-3-Code Veronica, etc) I've only ever had them for the PS1 and 2. That's gonna bug me all night...:(

Dangit, I know in at least ONE of the games (Not Outbreak or anything, the actual GAMES, 1-2-3-Code Veronica, etc) I've only ever had them for the PS1 and 2. That's gonna bug me all night...:(

I think one report might've said he LOOKED like a zombie, but they never called the infected people 'zombies' in and of themselves.

they were always called "the infected" or "Contaminated" persons.

I think one report might've said he LOOKED like a zombie, but they never called the infected people 'zombies' in and of themselves.

they were always called "the infected" or "Contaminated" persons.
*Mutters* Still were zombies...

Didn't that have Ash Williams in it?:confused:

Highlight the post TIN quoted.

No.



Superman can fly. And has laser beams that come out of his eyes. He's not gonna be stupid enough to fight zombies head-on, when he can just fly around and turn them into dust.

which game system? the PSX versions never mentioned Zombies. a fact that the Movies are proud of.

they stated that "like the games, they never referred to the infected as zombies."

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4393/0329142611zj6.jpg
Don't know what system this is, but it mentions zombies. I'm pretty sure there are other mentions as well.

How does Superman get infected in the first place? Did someone fit a zombie with Kryptonite dentures or something?

Marvel Zombies was amusing, since it showed off a lot of superheroes getting zombified who'd be near impossible to infect in the first place. Hulk. what kind of zombie virus can survive a gamma-saturated environment? The Thing, Good luck finding a zombie with teeth that can bite through that rocky hide. Wolverine? Healing factor would put down the virus like Democracy Protestors at the Beijing Olympics, so on and so forth.

This link says it all (http://ozort.org/zombie-humor/zombie-superman.php). In the event of an outbreak superman may become infected. That is why it the kryptonite crowbar is invaluable to outbreak survival.

http://ozort.org/images/kryptonite-crowbar.jpg

Is there even a need for that kinda scenario? Admit, they want to see Gordon Freeman pulp the shit out of Supes.

If Superman became a zombie I think only Captain Hookface and his hook-vision could save us.

Superman is not a human, therefore any earthborne biological agent, chemical agent or fungus that would cause a zombie outbreak would probably not affect him the same as it affects humans.

Also, zombies cannot bite or scratch superman unless they have kryptonite teeth or fingernails. Unless he physically swallows a bit of the virus/chemical/fungus causing the zombie outbreak, he is relatively safe.

Finally, his powers are based on his biological ability to absord our yellow sun's sunlight, if he were zombified, he wouldnt be able to absorb the sunlight as he would have no living cells, therefore his powers would be non-existant.

get a .357 Magnum revolver? according to Resident Evil, the sheer awesomeness of the gun causes anything that's shot with it, its head will explode despite where you actually aimed xD

No.



Superman can fly. And has laser beams that come out of his eyes. He's not gonna be stupid enough to fight zombies head-on, when he can just fly around and turn them into dust.It's Superman, he is stupid enough to do that.

<insert link to Superdickery here.

Didn't that have Ash Williams in it?:confused:

There are 3 books in the series. Marvel Zombies 1, where the outbreak begins. Marvel Zombies: Army of Darkness, in which Ash tried to fight them - but just made things worse, and Marvel Zombies 2, in which the zombies have devoured the entire galaxy and now plan to use Reeve Richards dimensional teleporter to wreak havok in a new universe.

Cast Life.

Problem solved.

Superman'd just fly around the world and turn back time to when the zombies were just breaking out, then zap the first one.

You'd think he'd do that more often. It sure would make things easier.

I'm starting to wonder if the internet will ever start to make sense to me.

It's Superman, he is stupid enough to do that.

<insert link to Superdickery here.

he wouldn't exactly be "Super" if he were that stupid though.

I'm starting to wonder if the internet will ever start to make sense to me.

Pot helps. But then again I don't need it, i'm already messed up.

This link says it all (http://ozort.org/zombie-humor/zombie-superman.php). In the event of an outbreak superman may become infected. That is why it the kryptonite crowbar is invaluable to outbreak survival.

http://ozort.org/images/kryptonite-crowbar.jpg

Yeah, but that shit's radioactive. What's a nicer death, cancer or zombification?

Cast Life.

Problem solved.

Fenix Down!

Don't know what system this is, but it mentions zombies. I'm pretty sure there are other mentions as well.
That might be RE2 or RE3... but the graphics don't look like 3. so it might be 2.

Cast Life.

Problem solved.

Or you could just throw a Phoenix down at him.:D

It's Superman, he is stupid enough to do that.

<insert link to Superdickery here.

agreed. Superman relies too much on his Invulernability.

great ad

That might be RE2 or RE3... but the graphics don't look like 3. so it might be 2.

Oh, that's 2. I know that. I just don't know what system it was.

Oh, that's 2. I know that. I just don't know what system it was.

was 2 released on other systems than the PS? :confused:

Dunno. Also, I fucked up. It's RE3, not 2.

Kryptonite buckshot. Problem solved.

Sure, that's great for Superman. But what if Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel or the Martian Manhunter become zombies? Whatcha gonna do then? How will you fight Zombie Flash or Zombie Green Lantern? Or Zombie Zatanna. Shit, that last one's a scary thought. Then again, the only spell she'll be able to cast is 'Sniarb'. So I guess that's not so scary.

We've just got to get the Master Chief...

he stopped the Flood, Zombies arent that far off, lol...

There are 3 books in the series. Marvel Zombies 1, where the outbreak begins. Marvel Zombies: Army of Darkness, in which Ash tried to fight them - but just made things worse, and Marvel Zombies 2, in which the zombies have devoured the entire galaxy and now plan to use Reeve Richards dimensional teleporter to wreak havok in a new universe.
My question is: Are they worth getting? I can't get them here (damn little town with no decent bookstore!) and am thinking of buying thru Amazon.
Being a big X-Men fan AND closet Zombie-freak (I know, amazed aren't we? Never have guessed I was would ya?) when I heard bout Marvel Zombies I was super keen. So Marvel Zombies: Good or blah?

I just figured out something that could be a flaw with this plan.

Far as everyone knows, Kryptonite is a crystalline element. Trying to make a crowbar out of Kryptonite isn't like blowing glass here. And then even if you somehow manage to pull that off, unless it's a helluva durable crystal you're only going to get one shot at Zombahman. That's it.

I just figured out something that could be a flaw with this plan.

Far as everyone knows, Kryptonite is a crystalline element. Trying to make a crowbar out of Kryptonite isn't like blowing glass here. And then even if you somehow manage to pull that off, unless it's a helluva durable crystal you're only going to get one shot at Zombahman. That's it.


Not if we let Dwarves do it, theyre hella good with that sort of thing, World of Warcraft told me so, lol...

he wouldn't exactly be "Super" if he were that stupid though.Really? Click (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=16)

he wouldn't exactly be "Super" if he were that stupid though.
cue the inevitable:
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/oneshot/1007supermathematics1iw.jpg

My question is: Are they worth getting? I can't get them here (damn little town with no decent bookstore!) and am thinking of buying thru Amazon.
Being a big X-Men fan AND closet Zombie-freak (I know, amazed aren't we? Never have guessed I was would ya?) when I heard bout Marvel Zombies I was super keen. So Marvel Zombies: Good or blah?

Oh, well worth getting if you are a zombie fan. I'll bet you can find it on an online book store.

Really? Click (http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=36&Itemid=53&limitstart=16)

LOLZ! :tongue:

I stand corrected.

I'm not worried about the Zombie Apocalypse. It's not like the walking dead stand a chance against the Robot Uprising.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7354/0415214316cp5.jpg

This mention of zombies, on the other hand, is from RE2. Specifically, the DualShock update for the PS2.

According to the new Mortal Kombat vs. DC game, Superman is vulnerable to magic. So pull out your Ouija boards and have at it!

If I would study the forbidden knowledge of necromancy, would I be able to control zombie Superman and become the mightiest necromancer ever, destined to rule over a zombified Earth?

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse for Dummies Section 3 Subsection 2: So your superhereos have turned into zombies.

Standard Anti-Zombie procedure

Oh yes - a message for the guy asking about Marvel Zombies.

I've found you can get a full synopsis by using Wikipedia on it. Apparently there's a third part comming soon.

According to the new Mortal Kombat vs. DC game, Superman is vulnerable to magic. So pull out your Ouija boards and have at it!

Technically, he's not vulnerable to magic. He simply has as much resistance to magic as a normal human. That is, none whatsoever.

It's Superman, he is stupid enough to do that.

<insert link to Superdickery here.

Superman is enough of a dick to intentionally make himself a zombie, thus ensuring a zombie apocalypse.

This link says it all (http://ozort.org/zombie-humor/zombie-superman.php). In the event of an outbreak superman may become infected. That is why it the kryptonite crowbar is invaluable to outbreak survival.

Umm... I would be more concernd about the zombie that was able to bite Superman. I mean wouldn't you be?

can I haz kryptuniet chainsaw?

Umm... I would be more concernd about the zombie that was able to bite Superman. I mean wouldn't you be?
While attacking one of the zombies, blood gets in his eyes. Superman is now a zombie. Hooray.

You need to die to become zombie. you cant kill superman.

You need to die to become zombie. you cant kill superman.
See:

The T-Virus, The Progenitor virus, the G-Virus, Las plagas, Solarium, and several others.

So modern-day necromancers are renegade biotech engineers? Man, that sounds like a lot of work, getting a degree and everything just to be able to unleash upon the world the scourge of the walking dead. Hm, maybe there's a mail from an online university in my spam folder that could help me out...

No TRUE Scotsman zombies.

Superman laughs at your biological plagues.

You need to die to become zombie. you cant kill superman.

What about a zombie Doomsday?

Kind of geeking out here, but Superman well is Superman and as far as I know has never been sick a day in his "life" (except for kryptonite poisoning). So why would a zombie virus fare any better against his ammune system?

What about a zombie Doomsday?

doesnt works. every time you kill doomsday it resurrects being immune to the thing that killed him. So, if her died and became a zombie he would resurrect being zombie-prooffed

Kind of geeking out here, but Superman well is Superman and as far as I know has never been sick a day in his "life" (except for kryptonite poisoning). So why would a zombie virus fare any better against his ammune system?

Wizards.

So modern-day necromancers are renegade biotech engineers? Man, that sounds like a lot of work, getting a degree and everything just to be able to unleash upon the world the scourge of the walking dead. Hm, maybe there's a mail from an online university in my spam folder that could help me out...

Lost is the art of necromancy, lost to the unstoppable juggernaut of science.

OK. lest suppose somehow in a fantasy world that has nothing to do with reality were superman lives, someone manages to turn him into a zombie.

Three seconds later batman will dezombify him.

See:

The T-Virus, The Progenitor virus, the G-Virus, Las plagas, Solarium, and several others.

The T-Virus and the G-Virus both kill you and then reanimate your corpse. Las Plagas don't make zombies.

The T-Virus and the G-Virus both kill you and then reanimate your corpse. Las Plagas don't make zombies.

I don't think the G-virus works that way.

The T-Virus and the G-Virus both kill you and then reanimate your corpse. Las Plagas don't make zombies.
I don't think the G-virus works that way.

I don't think these things actually exist either.

I don't think these things actually exist either.

I dont think.

I dont think.

I.
..apparently can't post just 'I.' because this message was too short.

yay pictures

http://friendsofdoom.com/gz/img/post/news/2007-05-28-zombsupe_lg.jpg
http://www.caseylovedesigns.com/images/lotdsuperman-01.jpg

yay pictures

http://friendsofdoom.com/gz/img/post/news/2007-05-28-zombsupe_lg.jpg
http://www.caseylovedesigns.com/images/lotdsuperman-01.jpg
Hehe, I thought about posting those - but didn't have a clever remark to go with'em... Looks like I didn't need one, eh? :tongue: