NationStates Jolt Archive

Is this the ultimate way to advertise a burger? (http://www.kontraband.com/videos/12955/Duke-Nukem-Burger-Time/#show)

It's an odd question, but I ask - What do you think would make the ultimate burger advert?

Its funny in a ridiculous over-the-top way. I was going to be "meh" but the end bit made me chuckle.

I wonder how many burgers mcdonalds would sell if they tried that.

Duke Nukem is still remembered among the unwashed masses of teh interwebz? There is yet hope! *gets all nostalgic*

You know they're STILL making the new Duke Nukem game.

You know they're STILL making the new Duke Nukem game.

I know, it's just taking SO long.:(

Duke Nukem is still remembered among the unwashed masses of teh interwebz? There is yet hope! *gets all nostalgic*

Some of us played Duke Nukem back before the character was ruined by being turned into some stupid stereotypical action hero.

Some of us played Duke Nukem back before the character was ruined by being turned into some stupid stereotypical action hero.

Heh. Well, I played it back when his name was still "Monty Mole".

Errr.

Is it just me, or did that burger in the 'ad' look disgusting?

I just want a new Duke Nukem game...

Although those Whopper commercials that said there wasnt anymore whoppers...made me immediately go get one, lol...

Is it just me, or did that burger in the 'ad' look disgusting?

It did look a lot like a turd, didn't it?

Some of us played Duke Nukem back before the character was ruined by being turned into some stupid stereotypical action hero.
But's it's a funny stupid! That and the fact that he's been awesomely over-the-top action hero-e since Duke Nukem 3d, which is only the third game.

I feel much older then I am right now.

But's it's a funny stupid! That and the fact that he's been awesomely over-the-top action hero-e since Duke Nukem 3d, which is only the third game.

I feel much older then I am right now.

That's the game that ruined him. He was cool in the first two.

Ah right. It references Duke Nukem. Thought I was missing something. Though I'm quite into my games, I've only ever briefly played one of those games, not my sort of thing really.

That's the game that ruined him. He was cool in the first two.

Nah. 3D was awesome. I've still never played anything that can quite match the magic of the famous pipebombs-and-holoDuke combo.

Nah. 3D was awesome. I've still never played anything that can quite match the magic of the famous pipebombs-and-holoDuke combo.

I liked what little of the game I was able to play. I just didn't like the character. Dunno, I just always had found the idea of someone beating the shit out of a supervillain with heavy weaponry solely because said villain had preempted his soaps hilarious.

I know how not to advertise a burger!

The phrases "I'd hit that" and "Pound one" should not be associated with food.

*played DN2 on MS-DOS*