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Allah Arrested On Drug Charges

Hotwife
10-08-2008, 14:52
http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=8810275&nav=menu29_2_9_2

South Windsor (WTNH) -- A man who legally changed his name to Almighty Allah is facing a narcotics charge in South Windsor.

According to police, members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force were tipped off to a drug transaction in the town.

Police found the suspect and his car on John Fitch Blvd. The driver didn't stop right away when police tried to pull him over, but he eventually was stopped and arrested.

He was identified as Almighty Supremebeing Allah, age 35, who lives on Elmhurst St. in West Hartford.

"The arrestee in the narcotics case had apparently legally changed his name to 'Almighty Allah', and has convictions under this new name," Scott Custer from the South Windsor police department said.

Allah was held on $260,000.00 bond on charges including cocaine possession, attempt to sell cocaine, and traffic charges.

He was expected to be in Manchester Superior Court.

Obviously, changing your name to that of a God isn't going to impress the police enough to cut you any slack. And in the more deeply Islamic areas of the world, I imagine that the name alone on a passport might be enough to bring charges of blasphemy.

I guess too many idiots have used up "Jesus Christ" and "Buddha" just doesn't have the same panache as the other Gods (maybe because there's no retribution with Buddha).
Yootopia
10-08-2008, 14:58
All the omnipotence in the multiverse can't help you in court, I guess. OR CAN IT?

(we'll see in due course, although, of course, we won't, because publishing the results of the trial would be too boring to put on the internet for a news company).
SaintB
10-08-2008, 15:06
This is an obvious case of the christian majority picking on a small and visible islamic minority! The highest courts will purge this good man's record and all will be fixed in time.

[/sarcasm]
Western Mercenary Unio
10-08-2008, 15:08
More crazy stuff,from the united states!
Blouman Empire
10-08-2008, 16:10
Why am I reminded of the Family Guy episode where the angel is in court and the lawyer asks now Jimmy where did he touch you? And the angel says "Oh come on who are you going to believe I've got a friggen halo"
Free Soviets
10-08-2008, 16:58
i'm sure the supreme mathematics will solve this for him
Chumblywumbly
10-08-2008, 17:00
Was there not a character in Oz called something similar?
Call to power
10-08-2008, 17:30
so whats his first name :confused:

if he was say a doctor would he be called Dr Allah or would the rest be added?
Sarkhaan
10-08-2008, 17:50
Oh, Connecticut...you still do have something to offer me after all.
Newer Burmecia
10-08-2008, 18:13
Oh, Connecticut...you still do have something to offer me after all.
Hasn't it already brought us LG?
Wilgrove
10-08-2008, 18:29
Why am I reminded of the Family Guy episode where the angel is in court and the lawyer asks now Jimmy where did he touch you? And the angel says "Oh come on who are you going to believe I've got a friggen halo"

Hehe, I'd laugh my ass off if something similar happened to "Amazing Allah".
That Imperial Navy
10-08-2008, 18:32
I wondered why god was so annoyed at our poker game last night...
Cosmopoles
10-08-2008, 19:03
I wondered why god was so annoyed at our poker game last night...

You know he can see your cards, right?
That Imperial Navy
10-08-2008, 19:10
You know he can see your cards, right?

Nah - I play on the devils team. He looks after me. That damn mormon on Gods side keeps giving me ugly looks though...
Vetalia
10-08-2008, 20:14
The Amazing Allah? Sounds like some kind of has-been magic act in an off-Strip Vegas casino.
DrunkenDove
10-08-2008, 20:40
Was there not a character in Oz called something similar?

"Supreme Allah"
Lunatic Goofballs
10-08-2008, 21:06
Jeez, how the hell is he not dead? militant islamists tried to kill Salman Rushdie for writing a book, they burned an embassy over a cartoon and yet this guy is still upright?

:p
Wilgrove
10-08-2008, 21:10
Jeez, how the hell is he not dead? militant islamists tried to kill Salman Rushdie for writing a book, they burned an embassy over a cartoon and yet this guy is still upright?

:p

Maybe it's the same reason why every other Islamic male is named Muhammad and they're still alive?
Gauthier
10-08-2008, 21:24
Jeez, how the hell is he not dead? militant islamists tried to kill Salman Rushdie for writing a book, they burned an embassy over a cartoon and yet this guy is still upright?

:p

He's in the United States for one.

But really, Kimchi cruising for another Ebil Mozlem news story and this is the best he could come up with?
Call to power
10-08-2008, 21:32
He's in the United States for one.

your right, Muslims should be the least of his worries :p

can you imagine Airport Security!?!?!
Free Soviets
11-08-2008, 00:40
"Supreme Allah"

and i'd guess that the reason that character had the name is the same as this guy's reason. its sort of a tell.
Sarkhaan
11-08-2008, 00:45
Hasn't it already brought us LG?
And myself...but sadly, I don't know where LG lives, and fear the day his boys figure out where my family is.
Jeez, how the hell is he not dead? militant islamists tried to kill Salman Rushdie for writing a book, they burned an embassy over a cartoon and yet this guy is still upright?

:p

I was worried it might have been you ;)