NationStates Jolt Archive


How well will you survive?

South Lizasauria
09-08-2008, 04:14
Survival quiz (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16112)

How well would you survive?
Nadkor
09-08-2008, 04:21
I'm a reasonably physically weak, massively unfit (while being overly thin), 22 year old girl who uses guys to do the things I should probably do myself but can't really be bothered doing.

I'd be in a whole world of trouble in pretty much any of the situations in that quiz.
Lapse
09-08-2008, 04:23
9/17 - I survive, but won't be feeling real well...

That quiz is pretty innacurate though... ie: Snake bite - compression immobilisation bandage.
Lackadaisical2
09-08-2008, 04:23
Survival quiz (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16112)

How well would you survive?

I hate when I answer and they think its something other than what I said...

despite that: 12/17.. not horrible
Ashmoria
09-08-2008, 04:26
13 out of 17. i was worst at the shark questions. i sure hope i never get attacked by sharks!
Verutus
09-08-2008, 04:27
8/17

I really screwed up the animal part -- I don't think I got anything right.
Arroza
09-08-2008, 04:32
10-17. I missed all the animal questions
Yootopia
09-08-2008, 04:33
8/17. Being in the UK I scored 100% on the ones most likely to happen (criminal attacks me with a gun/a dog is sicced on me and suchlike somewhat more likely than tornado or desert conditions) and completely fucking sucked on the other ones.

There we go :D
New Manvir
09-08-2008, 04:44
10/17 Survived, but badly injured
Articoa
09-08-2008, 04:44
I got a 7 out of 17.

"You are so dead! You never stood a chance. Do yourself a big favor and brush up on your survival skills."
Vermonias
09-08-2008, 04:52
12 out of 17 Not bad~ still alive a little wounded, but I'll take it.
[NS]Rolling squid
09-08-2008, 05:00
16 out of 17, with the only one I missed being what to do when bitten by a snake. I'd be fine, so no worries on my part.
Chernobyl-Pripyat
09-08-2008, 05:02
three choices only?? the dog one, i would have kicked it pretty hard in reality..
Euroslavia
09-08-2008, 05:12
13 out of 17 here.
Soviestan
09-08-2008, 05:30
11/17. Survived but injured
Maineiacs
09-08-2008, 05:49
I didn't bother with the quiz, I've encountered this sort of thing before. Basically, I'm screwed if it so much as snows more than an inch.
Kyronea
09-08-2008, 09:52
10/17. How unfortunate. I got some pretty obvious things wrong too, like saying to hold onto the fusalage. :rolleyes:
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2008, 10:04
13/17. I'm maimed for life. :eek:
South Lorenya
09-08-2008, 10:19
10/17... mainly because there's no "teleport to safety" or "breath fire on the attacker" choices.
Western Mercenary Unio
09-08-2008, 13:13
10/17-one thing is missing from that quiz:nuclear winter!
Call to power
09-08-2008, 13:34
I scored 10 :(

isn't it odd how money will solve all the problems?
Salothczaar
09-08-2008, 13:44
12
dog one i failed, but only because i would show it what aggresive means.
Kryozerkia
09-08-2008, 13:44
11/17 - survived but very mangled! Yay! :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-08-2008, 13:48
I got 11 out of 17.
I failed all the animal ones and one of the Terrorism questions, mainly because I knew the "right" answer, but like Hell am I going to drop to the floor and curl up in a ball while being attacked by a dog.
This test sucks, though, for want of a "piss my pants and cry for mommy" option. If most of the people taking the test were being honest, that would probably be the popular choice.
Soheran
09-08-2008, 14:01
10/17. I hated the animal questions.

Note how the quiz says nothing about how not to get into situations where your survival is in danger....
The Pictish Revival
09-08-2008, 15:17
12/17

Some odd questions in there - 'You are dying of dehydration. What do you do?'
Answer's in the question, really... you do the same thing you'd do if you were dying of anything else.
And if staying still and waiting for help is a viable option, how much of a survival expert do you need to be?
Dumb Ideologies
09-08-2008, 15:22
I got 11. A lot better than I expected. I thought I'd be one of the first to die in any situation of peril.
Conserative Morality
09-08-2008, 15:27
12/17. It looks like I'm permanently injured.:(
Bokkiwokki
09-08-2008, 16:43
Rolling squid;13907688']16 out of 17, with the only one I missed being what to do when bitten by a snake. I'd be fine, so no worries on my part.

Exactly the same score with exactly the same error.
Chandelier
09-08-2008, 17:11
I got 10/17.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
09-08-2008, 17:13
17/17. I lived. I'm fine.
Too bad that's not how it would go in real life.
Vault 10
09-08-2008, 17:16
15/17.
First, I missed on lying in the shadow if dying of dehydration; it appeared to me that rescue is not to be expected.
Second, rationing water in the desert.

But a good test. Difficult (I'm surprised how it's possible to get all 17 - some questions like the first one I missed are strange), and explains the stuff.

What's alarming is that most people only get ~10 - and given that many times 2 answers out of 3 are correct, that means they could as well answer at random! We really need to teach this stuff at schools, not just this, a lot of other things as well, and have mandatory exams.
IL Ruffino
09-08-2008, 17:22
11/17.
Ifreann
09-08-2008, 17:30
17/17. Guesswork up in this motherfucker.


Also, I think it's impossible to get that finding water in the desert one wrong.
JuNii
09-08-2008, 19:06
16 out of 17. sorry, but staring down a shark was my last guess.
Geniasis
09-08-2008, 19:32
8/17 for me. I hope I have all my limbs.
Rhursbourg
09-08-2008, 20:22
16/17 the shark one got me
Port Arcana
09-08-2008, 21:13
9/17, got all the bank robbery questions and missed all the manmade disaster one. XD
Mirkai
09-08-2008, 23:01
I'm calling bullshit on those animal attack ones. If an *aggressive* dog is after you, standing still isn't going to do shit. I mean, it's aggressive, it already wants to bite you.

And for the snake bite it said run and try to get help because tying off the wound and draining blood may cause tissue. I think I'd rather lose a hand than die from snake poisoning, personally.
Hurdegaryp
09-08-2008, 23:15
10/17 Survived, but badly injured

At first I had the same, but now I know better.
Johnny B Goode
09-08-2008, 23:38
Survival quiz (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16112)

How well would you survive?

10 out of 17, badly injured or maimed.
Dreamlovers
10-08-2008, 02:54
Apparently I'd be screwed in every single situation.
Smunkeeville
10-08-2008, 03:10
16/17 I misread a question.. oops.
The Brevious
10-08-2008, 05:29
I'd survive great, since i possess The Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide books (well, most of 'em) AND the board game!
Indri
10-08-2008, 06:53
"An aggresive dog is coming toward you. What would yo do?"
Beat the living hell out of it if it tried to bite me.

Sadly, this answer isn't available in the quiz.
The Brevious
10-08-2008, 07:04
"An aggresive dog is coming toward you. What would yo do?"
Beat the living hell out of it if it tried to bite me.

Sadly, this answer isn't available in the quiz.
What's even better is when you've already lived through the circumstances, and found that your own option, unlisted of course, resulted in your not being maimed at all, lending less credibility to their options.
St Bellamy
10-08-2008, 07:10
16/17.
The Brevious
10-08-2008, 07:23
Well, my *books* hint i would survive, and i would like to think i possess enough guile to make it through, but i somehow can't manage to get into the program in the first place without it crashing. Not sure what that says about me, but i have a clue i'm gonna be told.
Errikland
10-08-2008, 07:30
I am instructed to feel free to taunt the predatory animal of my choice . . . I certainly agree with the earlier comment that this should be taught to school children, particularly of a young age.

I do agree, though, that a couple of the questions where weird. My trademark luck at entirely inconsequential things pulled my through the guessing rounds, though.