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dog clone owner denies being mormon missionary sex kidnapper

Biotopia
09-08-2008, 01:04
This amused me so.

Dog cloner denies she was Mormon missionary's sex kidnapper


Leo Lewis and Ben Quinn | August 08, 2008

THE woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists has flatly denied that she was a bail abscondee accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Britain.
Bernann McKinney and Joyce McKinney

Bernann McKinney, left, and Joyce McKinney at a film premiere while out on bail in 1978. AP

Rumours have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.

Ms McKinney, who said that she lived in Hollywood, California, denied to The Times this morning that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates Court in 1977 with false imprisonment.

The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 17-stone Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.

After a brief affair in the US, Joyce McKinney, then 28, seems to have tracked Mr Anderson, then 19, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted for two years as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.

With the help of a friend she is alleged to have kidnapped him and chained him to a bed in a remote cottage. After apparently failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children she then seems to have forced him to have sex with her. He finally escaped and she was arrested.

During a subsequent court appearance Joyce McKinney, is reputed to have said: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”

During another court hearing her counsel said of Mr Anderson: “Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much . . . you have seen the size of Mr Anderson and you have seen the size of my client.”

After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport. True to fashion or the hyperbole of a remarkable story, she seems to have disguised herself as a nun for several months and disappeared into the Appalachian Mountains.

She was tracked down and appeared topless in glamour magazines before the authorities caught up with her. Britain never attempted to extradite her to stand trial.

This morning from Seoul, as she prepared for a television interview, Bernann McKinney flatly denied that she was the mysterious Joyce McKinney. “That’s garbage, that’s rot,” she said. “If that is what you want to talk about then I don’t want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you.”

During the 1977-78 court case it was claimed that Joyce McKinney had, with the help of her friend, confronted Mr Anderson on the steps of Ewell’s Church of the Latter Day Saints and frogmarched him to a car where he was subdued with chloroform. They then appear to have driven him 320km to a rented 17th century cottage in Okehampton, Devon.

To add further mystery and zing to the whole story, Mr Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time. Joyce McKinney is also said to have read him religious texts and played him romantic tapes before sexually stimulating him. In her defence, she claimed that it was a bondage game played with his full consent. Legend has it that after he eventually promised to marry her, she loosened his chains and he then escaped.

The Times

sourced; http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24147835-29677,00.html
Zilam
09-08-2008, 01:05
I am so....so confused...


Mommy!


:(
Chernobyl-Pripyat
09-08-2008, 01:08
My brain hurts.
New Wallonochia
09-08-2008, 01:10
The thread title made it all worth it.
Ashmoria
09-08-2008, 01:13
whoa i assumed that you were making an random absurd thread title.

i was so wrong.

does she have a british accent?
Biotopia
09-08-2008, 01:15
oh i know!

Seriously though, GO AND LOOK AT THE PHOTO! Check out the expression on clone-dog woman's face, if that isn't a mormon-sex-kidnapper then God have mercy on us all.
Gauthier
09-08-2008, 01:21
I couldn't help but wonder if this was a tabloid piece. Then I read the link.

Although if being a Mormon Missionary had occupational hazards like this rather than having the door slammed in your face constantly or being the victim of the Not Home Game, you'd think membership would go up.
Galloism
09-08-2008, 01:22
:eek2:
Dumb Ideologies
09-08-2008, 01:28
Lol. The thread title reminds me of the the spam results that come up if you ever go past page 3/4 in google.
JuNii
09-08-2008, 01:28
:confused:
Legend has it that after he eventually promised to marry her, she loosened his chains and he then escaped.


During a subsequent court appearance Joyce McKinney, is reputed to have said: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”

During another court hearing her counsel said of Mr Anderson: “Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much . . . you have seen the size of Mr Anderson and you have seen the size of my client.”

After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport. True to fashion or the hyperbole of a remarkable story, she seems to have disguised herself as a nun for several months and disappeared into the Appalachian Mountains.

She was tracked down and appeared topless in glamour magazines before the authorities caught up with her. Britain never attempted to extradite her to stand trial.
WTF?!?!

so... like... wouldn't they have like... say... fingerprints on file?

Ms McKinney, who said that she lived in Hollywood, California
gotta admit... this might make an interesting movie plot...
Ashmoria
09-08-2008, 01:29
wow she looks so .... not crazy...in the old picture.

i wonder what proof can be brought to prove that she is the escaped kidnapper.
Biotopia
09-08-2008, 01:49
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41441038.jpg
Which... which one's the clone mummy?

PS: and this is why you ALWAYS screen the photos your friends choose to put on the internet of you, you'll thank me when you're accussed of having sex with an overwieght mormon man in a chastity belt and professing the things you'd have shoved up your nose in the name of love.
Yootopia
09-08-2008, 04:11
This is the kind of title that I'd imagine seeing more in a thread which basically like this :

Gaysexandallthatjazz.com
Orgasmsandsuch.com
Pr0nisf0n.com

Just a really big list of trojans :D
Biotopia
09-08-2008, 11:19
oh how could i not bump this
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-08-2008, 11:31
Awesome.

Also, come on, that's so totally her. Compare the nose(s) in the pictures.
Plus, nobody "denies" something made-up like this: This morning from Seoul, as she prepared for a television interview, Bernann McKinney flatly denied that she was the mysterious Joyce McKinney. “That’s garbage, that’s rot,” she said. “If that is what you want to talk about then I don’t want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you.”
That's not a denial, that's a "waaaah, leave me alone, you poopyheads".
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-08-2008, 11:33
Lol. The thread title reminds me of the the spam results that come up if you ever go past page 3/4 in google.

Heh. :tongue:
Cosmopoles
09-08-2008, 11:42
The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/08/usa) claims that records confirm they are the same person.

Even better, she apparently disguised herself as a mime to escape the UK.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
09-08-2008, 12:16
The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/08/usa) claims that records confirm they are the same person.

Even better, she apparently disguised herself as a mime to escape the UK.
Brilliant.
Neo Bretonnia
09-08-2008, 13:38
WTF is a Mormon chastity belt?
Biotopia
09-08-2008, 13:44
The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/08/usa) claims that records confirm they are the same person.

Even better, she apparently disguised herself as a mime to escape the UK.

Well Fidel Castro's illegitimate daughter snuck out of Cuba disguised with a wig. c'mon - wig?!

I liked the bit that said she (McKinney) may have pretended to be a nun before disappearing into the mountains...
Call to power
09-08-2008, 13:52
I say we drop all charges on account of amazing

now if she would only write a book on her life...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
09-08-2008, 13:52
That is exactly the sort of woman I wish I had for a crazy aunt. Instead, all I've got is this woman with a cat fixation and bad breath.
Salothczaar
09-08-2008, 14:15
now how comes i've never heard of this woman, this all happened literally down the road from me, though i suppose after 30 years, the story just doesnt surface as history of the place
Ashmoria
09-08-2008, 14:17
WTF is a Mormon chastity belt?
it must be a british thing.
Conserative Morality
09-08-2008, 14:25
Mr Anderson. Surprised to see me? I'm sorry. How could I resist a name like that?
Cosmopoles
09-08-2008, 15:18
WTF is a Mormon chastity belt?

Ineffective, apparently.