NationStates Jolt Archive

Well?

I actually cleaned the house. And it's still dirty.

i slept

I went to the store, made dinneh, and masturbated.

I went to the store, made dinneh, and masturbated.

oddly (or not-so-oddly), pretty much exactly this.

But throw a job application in there too.

oddly (or not-so-oddly), pretty much exactly this.

But throw a job application in there too.

I really hope you didn't combine any of those things, or an interviewer could be opening a sticky envelope soon.

I really hope you didn't combine any of those things, or an interviewer could be opening a sticky envelope soon.

Or my roommates had a special addition to the alfredo sauce on the pasta tonight.

Or my roommates had a special addition to the alfredo sauce on the pasta tonight.
If I were you, I'd keep that to yourself. At least until after they've eaten. :tongue:

If I were you, I'd keep that to yourself. At least until after they've eaten. :tongue:
It's twice as much fun to tell them mid-bite...

"Hey guys...so...I got frustrated and shredded my application and mixed it into the sauce"



...what did you think I was implying?:confused:

I didn't really notice it because I had work.

Been trying to log in all day all night.

Miami Shores

Spent 10 hours pressing F5.

Or rather, made smoothies and slept.

it was down?

Huh, didn't know. I got drunk with some buddies.

I tackled things. You know, people, furniture, bushes, etc.. I even tackled my cat. He was not amused. :p

Rocked backwards and forwards while sobbing, suffering horrific withdrawl symptoms from a lack of pointless religious debates.

Played City Of Heroes and slept...

Tbh, I didn't even notice it was down.

installed ubuntu to dual boot with an old xp machine, set it up as a web server, came home, watched series two of 24 until 3 in the morning. man, i was actually kinda productive :eek2:

edit:
Spent 10 hours pressing F5.

lolz

I played wow until the early hours of the morning.

I took photos of Sarkhaan and The South Islands]http://209.85.48.8/2723/19/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

The forum was down?

i got an update email from the "jesus never existed" website so i read through their newly posted stuff.

The forum was down?

My gosh... it must be a sign that NS is no longer that meaningful to me...

Went out to eat with two of my roommates and one of our friends, made a couple of creatures with Spore, played a bit of Xbox 360 and some Wii, and slept.

Well?

I actually cleaned the house. And it's still dirty.

Went to a movie and cleaned house too.

I actually did some work.

I actually did some work.

..work?

But... but... but...

My gosh... it must be a sign that NS is no longer that meaningful to me...

Heh it's just a place I come to rant!

My gosh... it must be a sign that NS is no longer that meaningful to me...

Heh it's just a place I come to rant!

Worked, ate dinner, went to the fair, rode my bike, and, oh, slept.

Well?

I actually cleaned the house. And it's still dirty.

I continued to work

F5 is my best friend... :D

I played Oregon Trail 5.

..work?

But... but... but...

I know hard to believe, I was surprised at how much I got done without my main source of procrastination.

I went to work and then went to bed.

I cooked. I cleaned. I watched TV. I played Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines. I talked on the phone. I cursed the servers for being in the UK because when they went down here (4pm, give or take) it was 9pm there and I knew they were NOT coming back up till the business day starts there.

I committed suicide because my life had no meaning without NSG *nods*

I committed suicide because my life had no meaning without NSG *nods*
Captain Jack?

I cried.

I argued with real life people.

I argued with real life people.

Hehhahahhahheheh. Funny.:D

I went outside of my room, leading to all sorts of comic capers. Two elderly women stopped me whilst I was innocently perambulating across the university campus. In my naivety, I presumed they'd be asking for directions. They told me they wanted to talk about the environment, poverty, war and whether its possible to be optimistic about the future in our uncertain world. I thought "ok, they're probably from a charity, but its an interesting topic so I'll hear them out". Cue five minutes of very low-quality analysis of the multitude of faults in the world.

I'm about to say my goodbyes, thinking that they must be nothing more than a couple of nice but slightly eccentric ladies of a certain age whose mental functions are perhaps not as they once were. Then they suddenly started talking about how the world was soon going to end, but that this was good and the meek would inherit the Earth. What the....? Soon they are manically quoting seemingly random passages from the Bible at me. They were Jehovah's witnesses! They'd talked for nearly five whole minutes to me before I realised. This is why I like NSG. No matter how crap an argument I post, I can never reach the level of epic fail that I inevitably suffer as soon as I go outside.

Edit: This discussion has been far more mature than I expected. Several pages in and no-one's replied "your mom"? :eek:

watched anime online (thank you internets)

I once again tried my experiment to see if I could fall asleep while listening to my iPod on a low volume. For the 4th time I realised I can't, therefore this experiment has a 100% fail rate.

I once again tried my experiment to see if I could fall asleep while listening to my iPod on a low volume. For the 4th time I realised I can't, therefore this experiment has a 100% fail rate.

FOOL! You don't know the power of the Tetris side!:tongue:

With all seriousness, I can fall asleep with my MP3 player on half volume. It helped me learn "The Raven"

FOOL! You don't know the power of the Tetris side!:tongue:

With all seriousness, I can fall asleep with my MP3 player on half volume. It helped me learn "The Raven"

Hell yeah, I once used lectures from a class I did, the lecturer had one of those monotonus boring voices which put you to sleep, hence why I had to listen to the lectures again.

It would put me to sleep at night, and I would like to think that it was part of the reason why I managed to get a HD for the topic.

Hell yeah, I once used lectures from a class I did, the lecturer had one of those monotonus boring voices which put you to sleep, hence why I had to listen to the lectures again.

It would put me to sleep at night, and I would like to think that it was part of the reason why I managed to get a HD for the topic.

Ach. Those voices don't put me to sleep, they annoy me. Every time I heard one of my 7th grade teachers speak, I'd feel like ripping my hair out and stuffing it in my ears.

Hell yeah, I once used lectures from a class I did, the lecturer had one of those monotonus boring voices which put you to sleep, hence why I had to listen to the lectures again.

It would put me to sleep at night, and I would like to think that it was part of the reason why I managed to get a HD for the topic.

Man I can't sleep unless it's hot, deadly silent, and dark.

Man I can't sleep unless it's hot, deadly silent, and dark.

I can't sleep with something over my head, and some noise (like a TV in the other room, or a fan).

I can't sleep with something over my head, and some noise (like a TV in the other room, or a fan).

Not me, to achive all the required states, it's head under the covers for me.

Not me, to achive all the required states, it's head under the covers for me.

Kinda what I meant, but I can do it with a pillow too.

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Repeat ad nauseum+1

the forums were down? :eek:

was that why the lag was so bad? :mad:

Eh I was (still am) really ill, so I just kicked about being slightly more depressed and going on more pish forums.

I made my own forum with sticky notes and thread titles from the newspapers.

Captain Jack?

Who's this Captain Jack? Am I missing something?

BTW, what I REALLY did was rotate my tires and look at a used Ford Bronco. It only had a 302, but I have a 400 that's just waiting for something to hold it. 4-wheel drive, ground clearance, and power are rather helpful for about 4 months each year here.

I cooked. I cleaned. I watched TV. I played Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines. I talked on the phone. I cursed the servers for being in the UK because when they went down here (4pm, give or take) it was 9pm there and I knew they were NOT coming back up till the business day starts there.

My daughter plays Vampire. She's active on the White Wolf Forums. Do you, perhaps, frequent them? If so, she's Calliope.

As for my forumless activities, I cleaned the bathrooms and the kitchen, made soup, read, groomed a severely matted cat (I will have scars) and paid bills.