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There's been so much fluff and shenanigans on NSG lately that I really wanted to bring an important issue to the table. So, comrades: who do you think is the best looking footballer today? Feel free to support your claim with lots of pictorial evidence.

A short list (poll to follow):

Lukas Podolski (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2700103636_7e433441d1.jpg?v=0)
Cristiano Ronaldo (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2233626184_3fa6039f80.jpg?v=0)
David Beckham (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1268/541770794_0e7cc92f7c.jpg?v=0)
Freddie Ljungberg (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1257/1067291783_9b0121f485.jpg?v=0)
Michael Ballack (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/393766057_bf586d7bf8.jpg?v=1171785029)

Prinz Poldi. Duh. =P But that's only my man crush speaking.

More options please.
I don't like shaved heads. So I don't like most of them.

Eww, athletes.

Wayne Rooney. Duh.

My flatmate has a man crush on Fernando Torres.

my gf says footballers are too scrawny. ask her about rugby players and you might get a more interesting answer ;)

Prinz Poldi. Duh. =P But that's only my man crush speaking.

Yours and mine! Or my, uh, girlcrush?

More options please.
I don't like shaved heads. So I don't like most of them.

I don't much either, I preferred Beckham when he had the fauxhawk. I'll try to find some more.

Eww, athletes.

What's wrong with athletes? Too many muscles?

Wayne Rooney. Duh.

He's three apples high! He's clincally a midget!

My flatmate has a man crush on Fernando Torres.

I'll put some pictures of him up, maybe Sparkelle will like his hair. He's too girly for me.

Of those, Cristiano Ronaldo. Tasty.

What's wrong with athletes? Too many muscles?

I don't know; something about people who dedicate their lives to physical exertion upsets my stomach.

Lindsay Tarpley

http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/design05/mediaUS/20061001/tarpley3_205.jpg

Or are wimminz not allowed?

I know a girl who's shagged Christiano Ronaldo. She sold her story to The People newspaper. Apparently, if you want to get in his pants you just have to be a right slapper.

As for fit footballers, I choose this team:
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l118/markusschenker/FootballTeamSexy1.jpg

I can't believe people are voting for Poldi. http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif I must assume those votes are non-native speakers - he's cute enough but as soon as he opens his mouth it's all downhill from there.

I went with the classic, David Beckham. He is very delicious when his haircuts aren't stupid.

I preferred Beckham when he had the fauxhawk.
Unstupid and delicious. *nod*

Lindsay Tarpley

http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/design05/mediaUS/20061001/tarpley3_205.jpg

Or are wimminz not allowed?

Okay, she's pretty hot.

I know a girl who's shagged Christiano Ronaldo. She sold her story to The People newspaper. Apparently, if you want to get in his pants you just have to be a right slapper.

As for fit footballers, I choose this team:


I don't understand your terminology. Does that mean he likes to be slapped? Because I can totally see that... hot.

The plastic barbie girls, not so much.

I can't believe people are voting for Poldi. I must assume those votes are non-native speakers - he's cute enough but as soon as he opens his mouth it's all downhill from there.

I went with they classic, David Beckham. He is very delicious when his haircuts aren't stupid.

Guilty as charged. I don't understand much German, but I don't think I'd care anyway. I <3 Klose and he has trouble stuttering his way through a few sentences (but that makes it cuter, doesn't it?)

Guilty as charged. I don't understand much German, but I don't think I'd care anyway.
Well, he does seem like a nice guy.
I <3 Klose and he has trouble stuttering his way through a few sentences (but that makes it cuter, doesn't it?)
Apparently. :tongue:

I went with the final option :rolleyes:
I must be a lesbian trapped in a man's body; I'm not attracted to men, in fact, I think in most cases, their bad points outweigh their good :eek2:

I don't understand your terminology. Does that mean he likes to be slapped? Because I can totally see that... hot.

The plastic barbie girls, not so much.
No no, slapper as in slag, skank, slut, etc. Basically, one of those plastic barbie dolls you so detest :P

No no, slapper as in slag, skank, slut, etc. Basically, one of those plastic barbie dolls you so detest :P

:(

I like my idea better. Ronaldo just looks like the kind of primped up pretty boy who secretly wants you to slap him around and pull his hair.

:(

I like my idea better. Ronaldo just looks like the kind of primped up pretty boy who secretly wants you to slap him around and pull his hair.
We share the same fantasy, albeit from opposite stand-points.

I can't believe people are voting for Poldi. http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-lolani.gif I must assume those votes are non-native speakers - he's cute enough but as soon as he opens his mouth it's all downhill from there.

Miro and Poldi, the stolen Polish now German strikers who can't speak German. :tongue: Is it bad? For either? (I love Klose as a player. Almost equal mancrush on him too. Damn athletes. :()

Yours and mine! Or my, uh, girlcrush?

Regular crush? :tongue:

They all look kinda scary.

Miro and Poldi, the stolen Polish now German strikers who can't speak German. :tongue: Is it bad? For either? (I love Klose as a player. Almost equal mancrush on him too. Damn athletes. :()



Regular crush? :tongue:

OMGMiroslavKloseFTW. I have a raging nonsexual crush on him. (As opposed to the raging regular crush I have one approximately 1/2 of team Germany)

They all look kinda scary.

Scary?

I'm not voting.

Pretty much because out of your list I cant pick.

I wouldn't say no to any of them.

I'm not voting.

Pretty much because out of your list I cant pick.

I wouldn't say no to any of them.

I definitely wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Well, not before breakfast, anyway.

I definitely wouldn't kick any of them out of bed. Well, not before breakfast, anyway.

I would.

To make me breakfast.

I would.

To make me breakfast.

Now that's style!

OMGMiroslavKloseFTW. I have a raging nonsexual crush on him. (As opposed to the raging regular crush I have one approximately 1/2 of team Germany)

LOL. I'm going to have fun at school explaining why I have two German players and a French one on my wall. (Ribéry for the record.)

Scary?

Something about them is just off.

Miro and Poldi, the stolen Polish now German strikers who can't speak German. :tongue: Is it bad? For either? (I love Klose as a player. Almost equal mancrush on him too. Damn athletes. :()
I didn't even know Podolski was born in Poland, just now read it on Wiki. I mean, his surname is Polish but there's a ton of Germans with "-ski" surnames that have been living here for generations. Either way, he's been in Germany since he was two. He just has a funny way of talking. Stand-up comedians love him. I think it's his chavvy-sounding version of the Cologne accent combined with the gruff, deep voice and his fast way of talking. It's not the voice you expect when you look at him.

And I so totally do not get the Klose crushes. Klose to me is about the most unerotic man ever. Crazy kids.
He has a normal voice & way of talking. Faint "foreign" accent only.

Podolski ftw. Why anyone thinks ljungberg (or however you spell his name) is attractive really escapes me:confused:

There's been so much fluff and shenanigans on NSG lately that I really wanted to bring an important issue to the table. So, comrades: who do you think is the best looking footballer today? Feel free to support your claim with lots of pictorial evidence.

A short list (poll to follow):

Lukas Podolski (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2700103636_7e433441d1.jpg?v=0)
Cristiano Ronaldo (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/2233626184_3fa6039f80.jpg?v=0)
David Beckham (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1268/541770794_0e7cc92f7c.jpg?v=0)
Freddie Ljungberg (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1257/1067291783_9b0121f485.jpg?v=0)
Michael Ballack (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/393766057_bf586d7bf8.jpg?v=1171785029)


Why are there no woman footballers in the poll then for us non gay men folx?

Amy Taylor I think is the prettiest footballer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Taylor

http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/amy-taylor.jpg

Beautiful, and she has only gotten better with age.

Why are there no woman footballers in the poll then for us non gay men folx?

Because women can't play football duh.

Prettiest soccer player? Mia Hamm

Best looking football player? Howie Long

Because women can't play football duh.

Heh try telling that to the Arsenal womans team!:D

I didn't even know Podolski was born in Poland, just now read it on Wiki. I mean, his surname is Polish but there's a ton of Germans with "-ski" surnames that have been living here for generations. Either way, he's been in Germany since he was two. He just has a funny way of talking. Stand-up comedians love him. I think it's his chavvy-sounding version of the Cologne accent combined with the gruff, deep voice and his fast way of talking. It's not the voice you expect when you look at him.

And I so totally do not get the Klose crushes. Klose to me is about the most unerotic man ever. Crazy kids.
He has a normal voice & way of talking. Faint "foreign" accent only.

My love for Klose is completely nonsexual. He's just a lovely, elegant man, and his shyness/aversion to the spotlight makes me squee.

Why are there no woman footballers in the poll then for us non gay men folx?

Cause I didn't think of it at the time, and I don't really know any female footballers except for Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain. But feel free to nominate and provide pics. Let it never be said Ryadn discriminates against pretty ladies!

Heh try telling that to the Arsenal womans team!:D

LOL, yeah I know thats why I placed a women as my pick, a picture is included.

I don't like any of the ones in the poll.

Owen Hargreaves.

Something about them is just off.

Beckham has some pretty scary eyes if you look at them straight on. Looks like the sort to enjoy getting rough.

I don't like any of the ones in the poll.

Owen Hargreaves.

http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/05/26/OwenHargreaves1.jpg

Oh yeah, not bad at all. Plus the absurdly phallic mic next to his mouth helps.

Dudes, I forgot Torsten Frings. How could I forget Frings?!

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

I change my vote to him. Obv.

Dudes, I forgot Torsten Frings. How could I forget Frings?!

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

I change my vote to him. Obv.

One of the vote options needs to be "Harem".

One of the vote options needs to be "Harem".
Yes please.

I don't really know any female footballers except for Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain.

Between the two, I'd have to go with Mia Hamm. They're both pretty brunettes(which I prefer to blondes)but Mia gets the edge for being from Alabama. There's nothing better than a pretty Southern girl.

Dudes, I forgot Torsten Frings. How could I forget Frings?!

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

I change my vote to him. Obv.

*runs in terror from THE HAIR*

No, no, no nono.

Dudes, I forgot Torsten Frings. How could I forget Frings?!

http://www.playermag.de/world/10-06_torsten_frings/gallery/480/480x480_004.jpg

I change my vote to him. Obv.

More in love with his 30+ yd strike against Costa Rica in the 06 World Cup.

Yes I remember it. It was one of the most beautiful goals ever. IMHO. :p

Overall, I'd say Fabio Cannavaro. On the list, Cristiano Rolando.

*runs in terror from THE HAIR*

No, no, no nono.
But the hair is the bestest part! Silly Ryadn.

What's with all the scrawny boys? Where are the men? Hell, Lindsay's hotter than this plethora of scrawny pencil necked twits. If I'm going to fawn over guys like this, I'll just read yaoi manga.

What's with all the scrawny boys? Where are the men? Hell, Lindsay's hotter than this plethora of scrawny pencil necked twits. If I'm going to fawn over guys like this, I'll just read yaoi manga.

Kryozerkia, if you're gonna make manga references, you have opened a new kettle of fish. (Found this on another board, couldn't resist)

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff287/johnnybmetal/piccolo_the_soccer_player.png

Just so ya know, the Japanese text says "Makanko Sappo" (his special attack) And the guy's name is Pierluigi Collina.

Amy Taylor I think is the prettiest footballer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Taylor

http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/amy-taylor.jpg

Beautiful, and she has only gotten better with age.

Amy Taylor is a fantastic call. I was going to cite Heather Mitts, myself.

Edit: Breanna Boyd of Canada is also a cutie.