El Parque
I went to the park today. It was fun.
Oh, and to keep it relevant, does anyone else like peeing on trees?
Straughn
03-08-2008, 01:05
All i can think of, in response to your thread, is Aqualung and The Fisher King.
Dunno if that's good or bad.
And i only like peeing on trees if i'm already up in them, knowing it'll sprinkle down on passers-by with the littlest shake of the branch.
Port Arcana
03-08-2008, 01:14
No, peeing on trees would mean that you are exposing yourself to the elements.
However I have heard its good for the trees though. =\
Snafturi
03-08-2008, 01:29
I can't pee on trees easily.
Snafturi
03-08-2008, 01:30
You're just post-whoring to get to 10k, aren't ya?
Snafturi
03-08-2008, 01:30
I have a long way to go. And no spam forum. I lost too many posts.:(
Growing up in the country, going to bush parties most weekends and drinking copious amounts of liquor...we women would stake out 'pee trees'. Trees that had just the right level of canopy to disguise your activities, that were still close enough to the fire so you didn't risk getting lost. No, we never learned how to pee on a tree...but placing your back against the trunk is an excellent way to compensate for the silly way the world spins after tequila shots.
Call to power
03-08-2008, 02:25
I went to the park today. It was fun.
omg I had the coolest day last week when I got chased by a mother Swan and learned that if you throw money on the floor Squirrels come up to you (just like homeless people!) both of which resulted in me taking some amazing pictures that I can't get off my phone :(
Oh, and to keep it relevant, does anyone else like peeing on trees?
its okay I guess but I prefer bushes (in case you missed the part where trees are elevated due to roots and thus the pee runs down to your feet)
whilst we are on the subjects of peeing: has anyone else ever noticed the guys who slightly jack themselves off when peeing in public? (to cause a slight erection) or am I just weird?
whilst we are on the subjects of peeing: has anyone else ever noticed the guys who slightly jack themselves off when peeing in public? (to cause a slight erection) or am I just weird?
Seriously, this happens?
I don't generally watch guys pee. But if it were the right guy, that might sort of hot. In a sick way.
The Tribes Of Longton
03-08-2008, 02:32
I went to the park today. It was fun.
Oh, and to keep it relevant, does anyone else like peeing on trees?
It's the only way I can get off.
I enjoy peeing in public as a generality. I always have.
Call to power
03-08-2008, 02:35
Seriously, this happens?
the last guy who was doing this was telling me about how he just got out of prison (whilst we stood next to each other...in a gay nightclub) so read what you will
works though
I don't generally watch guys pee.
do it, nothing is more unnerving than having someone just walk up and observe :tongue:
works though Works.
In what sense?
do it, nothing is more unnerving than having someone just walk up and observe :tongue:
I'd be worried they'd pee on me.
Pure Metal
03-08-2008, 02:38
last time i peed anywhere that wasn't a toilet, i was very drunk indeed. it was a church... that was also a day nursery for kids*. i felt bad :(
though pissing on trees? nope (and no, i don't get the reference either...)
* it was night time, and no kids were about... i think i'd have been in trouble if there were :tongue:
Call to power
03-08-2008, 02:44
In what sense?
it makes your dick look bigger for any who may catch a glimpse...I hope for my confidence at least :eek:
I'd be worried they'd pee on me.
sneak up on them and yell "Boo!" so that you can laugh for the next 30 seconds or so of sheer chaos :p
sneak up on them and yell "Boo!" so that you can laugh for the next 30 seconds or so of sheer chaos :p
Fucking.
Wicked.
omg I had the coolest day last week when I got chased by a mother Swan and learned that if you throw money on the floor Squirrels come up to you (just like homeless people!) both of which resulted in me taking some amazing pictures that I can't get off my phone :(
its okay I guess but I prefer bushes (in case you missed the part where trees are elevated due to roots and thus the pee runs down to your feet)
whilst we are on the subjects of peeing: has anyone else ever noticed the guys who slightly jack themselves off when peeing in public? (to cause a slight erection) or am I just weird?
Shake it more than 3 times and your jerking off. :)
Fucking.
Wicked.
When I was a kid a guy kicked my dad in the back of the knee while he was peeing and made him pee on his own leg. It was hilarious. Even my dad laughed.
IL Ruffino
03-08-2008, 06:45
I can't pee on trees easily.
When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does Snaf pee on it?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-08-2008, 06:56
When I was a kid a guy kicked my dad in the back of the knee while he was peeing and made him pee on his own leg. It was hilarious. Even my dad laughed.
That's terrible! Hideous!
.... It's better if you push at a downward angle on the back of his shin with the sole of your foot.
Hurdegaryp
03-08-2008, 19:35
You know, it's quality threads such as this one that restore my faith in the NationStates community. Carry on, you beautiful, beautiful bastards.
Yootopia
03-08-2008, 19:54
Only at rock festivals. Even then, I don't like it, it's just slightly more dignified than doing it on the metal sheets around the stage :p
That's terrible! Hideous!
.... It's better if you push at a downward angle on the back of his shin with the sole of your foot.
Heh. For the record, that is EXACTLY what he did.