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Designer vagina

Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 03:32
Seems some women are not totally happy with how they look "down there." It also seems like some men are not happy about how their woman looks "down there."

"In one case we heard of a man bringing in a Brazilian pornographic photo and saying: `Make my girlfriend look like this','' Dr Weaver said.

"We don't think it is ethical behaviour to agree to do that.''
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24107501-23272,00.html

So ladies, are you happy with the looks of your "down there?" Are you guys happy with how your lady looks "down there?"

Ladies, would you ever have an operation to change how you look "down there?"

Men, would you ever ask your lady to have an operation to change how she looks "down there?"
Zilam
02-08-2008, 03:33
Naughty Celtlund. ;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-08-2008, 03:33
I want them to add teeth. Otherwise, I'll stay as I am.
Artheres
02-08-2008, 03:35
If they want to do it... I don't see why they should be stopped.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 03:38
Seems some women are not totally happy with how they look "down there." It also seems like some men are not happy about how their woman looks "down there."

"In one case we heard of a man bringing in a Brazilian pornographic photo and saying: `Make my girlfriend look like this','' Dr Weaver said.

"We don't think it is ethical behaviour to agree to do that.''
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24107501-23272,00.html

So ladies, are you happy with the looks of your "down there?" Are you guys happy with how your lady looks "down there?"

Ladies, would you ever have an operation to change how you look "down there?"

Men, would you ever ask your lady to have an operation to change how she looks "down there?"

Someone got laid...
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 03:39
if you are in one of those social groups where one sees lots of external genitalia in various ways--like pretty young women who wear string bikinis--then i suppose one develps a standard of how they should look.

in most circumstances "flappy labia" are no more undesirable than tiny labia are--its just a different look. in some groups having labia that hang below the edges of a thong bottom might be considered unsightly.

so no, im not interested in changing the look of my externals.
Gauthier
02-08-2008, 03:41
Hey, if men are allowed to customize their golf clubs, why can't women customize their holes?

:D
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-08-2008, 03:43
Hey, if men are allowed to customize their golf clubs, why can't women customize their holes?

:D


I'd rather customize my ex-husband's "club."
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 03:47
Someone got laid...

I wish. :(
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 03:48
I wish. :(

Heh... I didn't mean you...

;)
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 03:50
I'd rather customize my ex-husband's "club."

Bobbitt. :tongue:
Poliwanacraca
02-08-2008, 04:04
Scalpels do not belong anywhere near my girly-bits.
Midlauthia
02-08-2008, 04:06
Someone should get it sculpted to fit their husband/boyfriend's wang
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 04:08
Someone should get it sculpted to fit their husband/boyfriend's wang
that could end up with one hell of a divorce settlement

"but judge, i got my vagina reduced to fit his teeeny tiny dick!"
Lunatic Goofballs
02-08-2008, 04:11
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 04:14
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

But it can't snow vaginas, can it....:p
Dempublicents1
02-08-2008, 04:14
So ladies, are you happy with the looks of your "down there?"

I don't think it's particularly attractive, but not because there's anything wrong with it. I just don't think it's a particularly attractive body part in general.

Ladies, would you ever have an operation to change how you look "down there?"

No thanks. I think I'll just stick to hair grooming as far as any changes I'll make.
Legion 7
02-08-2008, 04:19
erm.. maybe after a birth and its all destroyed down there, and if.. she felt that it needed to be "touched up" hehe..

damn.. snow va-jay-jays.. that would be a good day.. untill they started smelling.. V_V the smell would be awful.. oh so awful.. the horror.. it haunts me..
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 04:28
erm.. maybe after a birth and its all destroyed down there, and if.. she felt that it needed to be "touched up" hehe..

damn.. snow va-jay-jays.. that would be a good day.. untill they started smelling.. V_V the smell would be awful.. oh so awful.. the horror.. it haunts me..

WTF? :confused: Oh, NEWBIE says it all. :(
Gauthier
02-08-2008, 04:34
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

Hey, HEEEEY! You ripped that from Sam Kinison! OWWWWW! OW OWWWWW!!

Well, except he was talking about blowjobs and snowflakes but still...

Heh heh.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 04:38
"down there"?! Where is that exactly? .... I'm going to assume below the belly button........

legs... check, look good
feet... check, look good
knees....bleh... not good
butt... *twists around* *spins a few times* *asks hubby*.... looks damn good apparently


oh, wait *reads thread title* you mean my.......vulva? hmm..... it's pretty! *asks hubby*

he's drooling.......
Lunatic Goofballs
02-08-2008, 04:38
Hey, HEEEEY! You ripped that from Sam Kinison! OWWWWW! OW OWWWWW!!

Well, except he was talking about blowjobs and snowflakes but still...

Heh heh.

At least I didn't mention his comparison of Dr. Ruth's vagina and a bad grilled cheese sandwich.

:eek: Shit!
Wilgrove
02-08-2008, 04:42
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

The next time it snows Vaginas?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-08-2008, 04:47
But it can't snow vaginas, can it....:p

The next time it snows Vaginas?

I think it's safe to assume that if it snows vaginas, we're all fucked. :p
Lord Tristanitis
02-08-2008, 04:50
I'm not particularly happy with the way she looks, but I wouldn't want her to get the surgery to do anything about it. There are a lot of risks with something like that. (Including loss of sensation.) If you ever want to feel like less of a man, have your woman say to you, "I can't feel anything." :-P
Roadkilll
02-08-2008, 04:50
But it can't snow vaginas, can it....:p
in more ways than 1!
Non Aligned States
02-08-2008, 04:50
I'd rather customize my ex-husband's "club."

Customize, or vandalize?
Roadkilll
02-08-2008, 04:51
But it can't snow vaginas, can it....:p
in more ways than 1!
Legion 7
02-08-2008, 05:00
WTF? :confused: Oh, JEWBIE says it all. :(

oh oh.. im sorry if my post wasnt well written like a Clancy novel (which arnt but anyway) :P
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 05:13
oh, wait *reads thread title* you mean my.......vulva? hmm..... it's pretty! *asks hubby*

he's drooling.......

Have fun with hubby tonight. :p
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 05:19
I'm not particularly happy with the way she looks, .... If you ever want to feel like less of a man, have your woman say to you, "I can't feel anything." :-P

Nope, never had her say that. Maybe she said it to you because you are not happy with the way she looks:eek2: Or, maybe she can't feel something that small? :eek:
Serinite IV
02-08-2008, 05:23
I've never seen one. yes I am a pasty white nerd who likes video games and anime!
Dempublicents1
02-08-2008, 05:28
I've never seen one. yes I am a pasty white nerd who likes video games and anime!

But not internet pron?
Ryadn
02-08-2008, 06:20
I'm lost as to what a "pretty" vagina would even look like. Contemplating whether or not mine is "pretty" is right up there with wondering whether the inside of my ear is pretty. It's just bizarre to me.

And if my partner's spending that much time just staring at it, they're not going to last long enough to voice their opinion.
Maineiacs
02-08-2008, 06:26
I want them to add teeth. Otherwise, I'll stay as I am.

You win the thread.
Forge World Stygies
02-08-2008, 10:40
Pretty vaginas? I'm at a loss here, trying to think how you make a vagina pretty. Add tasteful decor? A couple of prints by prominent modern artists?
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 12:53
I'm lost as to what a "pretty" vagina would even look like. Contemplating whether or not mine is "pretty" is right up there with wondering whether the inside of my ear is pretty. It's just bizarre to me.

And if my partner's spending that much time just staring at it, they're not going to last long enough to voice their opinion.

I feel like a lot of women think this way, hmm in the end I'm grateful they don't think about it, cause the last thing I need is one more thing for her to be self conscious of. My woman doesn't think anything in particular about hers, but I would say that there is such a thing as a pretty pussy- I've seen ones that looked better than others.

Also, I wouldn't change hers as its perfect the way it is, couldn't get better. :D
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 13:04
I'm lost as to what a "pretty" vagina would even look like. Contemplating whether or not mine is "pretty" is right up there with wondering whether the inside of my ear is pretty. It's just bizarre to me.

And if my partner's spending that much time just staring at it, they're not going to last long enough to voice their opinion.
i am at a loss as to why one external genitalia (not really vagina since that would indeed be like saying "ooooo pretty ear canal" or "your throat is so beautiful you should be a model) is nice looking when someone else's is ugly....barring mutilation and disease. it seems to me that if a lover is put off by the way you look "down there" he is either gay or just not that into you.
Piu alla vita
02-08-2008, 13:13
I can see how some people would want surgery to tuck it a little. Especially those with 'outie's'.
I think I would consider being re-tightened after having children. Actually, I'm wondering if I can order a c-section, because i'm a little paranoid about the tightness factor. Back in the BC days (before Christ) when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness. I do my pelvic floor exercises everyday. So the thought of a baby head wrecking me down there is scary!
I already know i have issues...
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 13:19
I can see how some people would want surgery to tuck it a little. Especially those with 'outie's'.
I think I would consider being re-tightened after having children. Actually, I'm wondering if I can order a c-section, because i'm a little paranoid about the tightness factor. Back in the BC days (before Christ) when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness. I do my pelvic floor exercises everyday. So the thought of a baby head wrecking me down there is scary!
I already know i have issues...

I'm pretty sure they would do a c-section if you ask. Although I think its funny to break up with a guy because of size (im also not a woman so... stop hating on my peeps), but I guess I could see it if you weren't going to stay with him, in the long run.
Piu alla vita
02-08-2008, 13:26
I'm pretty sure they would do a c-section if you ask. Although I think its funny to break up with a guy because of size (im also not a woman so... stop hating on my peeps), but I guess I could see it if you weren't going to stay with him, in the long run.

It is funny, cause I would be a little outraged if a guy broke up with a girl based on her vagina size, shape, prettiness.....I would think he was shallow and superficial.
But, a guy's penis doesn't change shape when it gets used! And I would like mine to look as unused as possible.
I have broken up with a guy because it was too small as well. But that was for different reasons.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 13:37
It is funny, cause I would be a little outraged if a guy broke up with a girl based on her vagina size, shape, prettiness.....I would think he was shallow and superficial.
But, a guy's penis doesn't change shape when it gets used! And I would like mine to look as unused as possible.
I have broken up with a guy because it was too small as well. But that was for different reasons.

uh huh... that is a very funny position from someone who breaks up with guys due to penis size. Well, I would think that various vagina characteristics would be an equally relevant thing to break up with someone as penis size. To some people it won't matter, to others it does.
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 13:53
uh huh... that is a very funny position from someone who breaks up with guys due to penis size. Well, I would think that various vagina characteristics would be an equally relevant thing to break up with someone as penis size. To some people it won't matter, to others it does.
sometimes the size differential is so great that it makes sex painful.

not a good reason to get a divorce but an excellent reason to drop a boyfriend.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
02-08-2008, 13:54
Why don't they spend more time designing solutions to men's problems "down there"? After all, our problems are worse than female's problems - at least they don't get humiliated because they were too tight, or too loose.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 13:58
sometimes the size differential is so great that it makes sex painful.

not a good reason to get a divorce but an excellent reason to drop a boyfriend.

uh huh, probably a pretty rare occurrence, just like if I felt like I was swimming it wouldn't be much fun for me. (assuming here... never happened to me before, only ever had my one girl)

Why don't they spend more time designing solutions to men's problems "down there"? After all, our problems are worse than female's problems - at least they don't get humiliated because they were too tight, or too loose.

there are a plethora of operations available. iirc, they can add skin around it to increase girth, and cut some tendon or some such to make it look longer. Personally I think they are stupid operations, due to the risks, but I also don't have a problem with my dick.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 13:59
I can see how some people would want surgery to tuck it a little. Especially those with 'outie's'.
I think I would consider being re-tightened after having children. Actually, I'm wondering if I can order a c-section, because i'm a little paranoid about the tightness factor. Back in the BC days (before Christ) when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness. I do my pelvic floor exercises everyday. So the thought of a baby head wrecking me down there is scary!
I already know i have issues...

Unless you plan on popping out about 10 kids, it's not going to matter. Just have them sew up your episiotomy extra tight if you're really worried. Your body will change as you age, whether you have kids or not, and your body will change with each pregnancy whether you have a C-section or not.

"Guarding the tightness" sounds.....well, good luck with that. :rolleyes:
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 13:59
Why don't they spend more time designing solutions to men's problems "down there"? After all, our problems are worse than female's problems - at least they don't get humiliated because they were too tight, or too loose.

what problems are you thinking of?

are there unsightly penises?
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:01
uh huh, probably a pretty rare occurrence, just like if I felt like I was swimming it wouldn't be much fun for me. (assuming here... never happened to me before, only ever had my one girl)



yeah. its rare but certainly a consideration in a girlfriend. although there are more work arounds for a too large vagina than there are for a too large penis.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
02-08-2008, 14:02
there are a plethora of operations available. iirc, they can add skin around it to increase girth, and cut some tendon or some such to make it look bigger. Personally I think they are stupid operations, due to the risks, but I also don't have a problem with my dick, for the most part.

Yes, but it does not solve the fundamental problem; which is why I agree that they are stupid operations - I would desire an operation that would actually add an inch or two.

what problems are you thinking of?

are there unsightly penises?

Unsightly in terms of their size.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 14:02
I'm lost as to what a "pretty" vagina would even look like. Contemplating whether or not mine is "pretty" is right up there with wondering whether the inside of my ear is pretty. It's just bizarre to me.

And if my partner's spending that much time just staring at it, they're not going to last long enough to voice their opinion.

All of me is pretty, except for 3 parts and they are adequately attractive.
Hachihyaku
02-08-2008, 14:04
I am perfectly happy with how she looks ... And just about everything else about it.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 14:05
@Ashmoria, there are no ugly penises, and don't try to convince me that there are!

Yes, but it does not solve the fundamental problem; which is why I agree that they are stupid operations - I would desire an operation that would actually add an inch or two.

What difference could that possibly make? "oh sweetie, I want to feel like I'm better in bed, let me poke your cervix! I know it hurts, but I don't care!"
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:05
Yes, but it does not solve the fundamental problem; which is why I agree that they are stupid operations - I would desire an operation that would actually add an inch or two.

there is one. it cuts a suspension ligament and allows your erection to fall farther out of your body. afterwards it points south rather that sticking out.
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:06
@Ashmoria, there are no ugly penises, and don't try to convince me that there are!


i suppose there must be a few--mutilation or disease caused.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 14:07
yeah. its rare but certainly a consideration in a girlfriend. although there are more work arounds for a too large vagina than there are for a too large penis.

true, not much that I would think of as plausible for a large dick... *shivers*

I wonder though if it would be possible for the woman to get a bigger vagina, as opposed to the man getting a smaller penis. Having watched too much porn, some women can fit things much larger than any penis is inside, so I wonder if a woman who is smaller would be able to eventually fit a large penis, given enough time. Although there is probably some limit to that as well.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 14:07
there is one. it cuts a suspension ligament and allows your erection to fall farther out of your body. afterwards it points south rather that sticking out.

:( That makes it less fun though. Why would someone want to make their penis longer though? I seriously don't understand.
Hachihyaku
02-08-2008, 14:08
:( That makes it less fun though. Why would someone want to make their penis longer though? I seriously don't understand.

Cause some men are retards who think being bigger is better.
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 14:10
i suppose there must be a few--mutilation or disease caused.

:( Poor penises.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 14:11
@Ashmoria, there are no ugly penises, and don't try to convince me that there are!



What difference could that possibly make? "oh sweetie, I want to feel like I'm better in bed, let me poke your cervix! I know it hurts, but I don't care!"

hmm, its possible he has a micro penis or something, or similarly smaller such that its affecting his love life.

Also, there are areas near the cervix that are supposed to be pleasurable. Yup fornix.. wiki it since I'm not sure I want to link to it.
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:18
:( That makes it less fun though. Why would someone want to make their penis longer though? I seriously don't understand.
i would think that a man with a 4 inch erection might think about it.

or if you are in one of those social groups (like the group that has an opinion on the proper size of a woman's labia) where a smaller-than-average erection means that no one will date you.

i dunno, its good when a man is good in bed "right out of the box" but there are so many more important considerations in a long term relationship that if he is willing to work on it so that sex is good for both of you in the end ...

well i dont know how to end that sentence but im unwilling to give it up.
Neu Leonstein
02-08-2008, 14:23
Having watched too much porn, some women can fit things much larger than any penis is inside, so I wonder if a woman who is smaller would be able to eventually fit a large penis, given enough time. Although there is probably some limit to that as well.
I suppose the extreme case in terms of limits would be about baby-sized. But if you have a penis the size of a newborn, you've got bigger problems anyways...
Alexandrian Ptolemais
02-08-2008, 14:24
What difference could that possibly make? "oh sweetie, I want to feel like I'm better in bed, let me poke your cervix! I know it hurts, but I don't care!"

I wouldn't be out there to get something long enough to hurt a female's cervix, just something that is a little above average.

i would think that a man with a 4 inch erection might think about it.

or if you are in one of those social groups (like the group that has an opinion on the proper size of a woman's labia) where a smaller-than-average erection means that no one will date you.

Exactly. There are millions of men out there who have smaller erections who would love the opportunity to be brought up to scratch, so to speak. Certainly, the one thing that has made me concerned over the years is the size of my member.

there is one. it cuts a suspension ligament and allows your erection to fall farther out of your body. afterwards it points south rather that sticking out.

Again, another generally pointless operation. You don't want your erection pointing toward the floor, you would want it pointing out; that is unless you are in public spaces, hence the possible usefulness of such an operation.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 14:25
I suppose the extreme case in terms of limits would be about baby-sized. But if you have a penis the size of a newborn, you've got bigger problems anyways...

like walking, and probably back problems due to the weight. Although they do seem to make pants for that sort of things *rants about baggy shorts* and get offa my lawn!

EDIT: Althoguht the goal is to have sex without pain, I'm not certain every vagina could be stretched to that size without pain, so I guess it'd be interesting if they did a study or something on this sort of thing.
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:27
Again, another generally pointless operation. You don't want your erection pointing toward the floor, you would want it pointing out; that is unless you are in public spaces, hence the possible usefulness of such an operation.


if all that is important to you is how it looks when you are standing up.

i dont know how it affects the sex act itself (other than that it needs a hand to stay in place when lying down)
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 14:28
I wouldn't be out there to get something long enough to hurt a female's cervix, just something that is a little above average.



Exactly. There are millions of men out there who have smaller erections who would love the opportunity to be brought up to scratch, so to speak. Certainly, the one thing that has made me concerned over the years is the size of my member.



Again, another generally pointless operation. You don't want your erection pointing toward the floor, you would want it pointing out; that is unless you are in public spaces, hence the possible usefulness of such an operation.

I don't think you should worry about it unless you've actually come across problems. I used to worry about how big my dick was, until I had sex. Most women don't care about penis size (as long as it can get the job done), although studies have shown that better looking women worry about it more.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
02-08-2008, 14:31
I don't think you should worry about it unless you've actually come across problems. I used to worry about how big my dick was, until I had sex. Most women don't care about penis size, although studies have shown that better looking women worry about it more.

Yep, that is a problem - I would like a better looking woman thank you very much, so I would be keen for an operation that would lengthen that part of the anatomy.

i dont know how it affects the sex act itself (other than that it needs a hand to stay in place when lying down)

Alright, that would be irritating, hence the problem with such an operation. You would end up with something that is essentially a permanent flaccid noodle.
Ashmoria
02-08-2008, 14:33
Yep, that is a problem - I would like a better looking woman thank you very much, so I would be keen for an operation that would lengthen that part of the anatomy.



Alright, that would be irritating, hence the problem with such an operation. You would end up with something that is essentially a permanent flaccid noodle.
noooo its not flaccid.

it may even be more fun in certain circumstances.

not that im in favor of that kind of surgery. techinique is far more important than size.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 14:38
Yep, that is a problem - I would like a better looking woman thank you very much, so I would be keen for an operation that would lengthen that part of the anatomy.

I just said its more likely, there's probably plenty out there who don't mind one way or the other. Besides, would you really want to be going out with a broad who only cared about how big your dick was? well... I guess I just don't do the whole fucking for the sake of it thing, if that's what you're into tho. Also, you can't really know if she'll like it or not unless you've given her a go... yea tell her that if it comes up. its true even.
Lord Tristanitis
02-08-2008, 14:41
Nope, never had her say that. Maybe she said it to you because you are not happy with the way she looks:eek2: Or, maybe she can't feel something that small? :eek:

We haven't had sex. ;) (And, no, I've never told her that her vagina isn't pretty before you say that's why. She's one of those "wait for marriage" types.):p
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 15:45
hmm, its possible he has a micro penis or something, or similarly smaller such that its affecting his love life.

Also, there are areas near the cervix that are supposed to be pleasurable. Yup fornix.. wiki it since I'm not sure I want to link to it.

True, however, if someone thinks 2 inches is going to greatly improve his sex life I doubt he has the forethought to try the positions required to reach said spots.

"I need another inch" is synonymous with "I just like to poke until I cum".
Smunkeeville
02-08-2008, 15:48
I just said its more likely, there's probably plenty out there who don't mind one way or the other. Besides, would you really want to be going out with a broad who only cared about how big your dick was? well... I guess I just don't do the whole fucking for the sake of it thing, if that's what you're into tho. Also, you can't really know if she'll like it or not unless you've given her a go... yea tell her that if it comes up. its true even.

Exactly, besides the girth is more important than the length in most cases. Even then angle and things like that are more important than size.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 16:30
True, however, if someone thinks 2 inches is going to greatly improve his sex life I doubt he has the forethought to try the positions required to reach said spots.

"I need another inch" is synonymous with "I just like to poke until I cum".

haha, I suppose.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 16:31
so, to the few who answered no (assuming you didn't do it for laughs or by accident), what would you change and why?
Ifreann
02-08-2008, 16:33
Scalpels do not belong anywhere near my girly-bits.

Scalpels don't, but tree branches do? Damn you and your double standards!
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 16:57
when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness.

You know that's insane, right?

Unless... are you 80? Maybe you might have lost some elasticity if you're 80...

I mean - breaking up if he was so big it hurt, isn't insane, but breaking up because what? He might stretch part of your body that is stretchable enough to hold a tampon, yet accomodate a baby's head?
Poliwanacraca
02-08-2008, 17:03
Scalpels don't, but tree branches do? Damn you and your double standards!

Well, ideally, tree branches don't either, but sometimes one must suffer for one's art. :tongue:
Ifreann
02-08-2008, 17:14
Well, ideally, tree branches don't either, but sometimes one must suffer for one's art. :tongue:

Just don't go cutting off your ear or anything.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 17:51
Yep, that is a problem - I would like a better looking woman thank you very much, so I would be keen for an operation that would lengthen that part of the anatomy.


That's not how it works.

Most girls have no interest in you being an inch longer than you were. At all. I'm afraid you're stuck with personality, a sense of humour and confidence.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 17:52
Just don't go cutting off your ear or anything.

I really hope that's not a euphemism...
Neesika
02-08-2008, 18:02
I love my vag, thanks.
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 18:22
:( That makes it less fun though. Why would someone want to make their penis longer though? I seriously don't understand.

It's a man thing. Supposedly women like men with a large penis better than the "standard issue 6 inch" size. Personally, I and the wife are quite happy with my standard issue.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 18:24
It's a man thing. Supposedly women like men with a large penis better than the "standard issue 6 inch" size. Personally, I and the wife are quite happy with my standard issue.

It's not an 'ALL men thing', though.

Standard 6 inch? Must be an American thing. That whole 'everything is bigger in Texas' thing is compensation?
Neesika
02-08-2008, 18:25
It's a man thing. Supposedly women like men with a large penis better than the "standard issue 6 inch" size. Personally, I and the wife are quite happy with my standard issue.

The cock does not make the man.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 18:26
The cock does not make the man.

10% of men would disagree... (allegedly)
Neesika
02-08-2008, 18:30
10% of men would disagree... (allegedly)

Well it's not those men who decide...unless they're gay.
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 18:34
Well it's not those men who decide...unless they're gay.

...

Hence the "10%".

And the (allegedly).

'Make' the man, see?

Never mind - I'll get me coat.
Neesika
02-08-2008, 18:40
...

Hence the "10%".

And the (allegedly).

'Make' the man, see?

Never mind - I'll get me coat.

I'm hungover.

You keep throwing them, and I keep missing.

Got to keep my eye on the ball...get it? Eye. Ball. Eyeball.
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 18:41
10% of men would disagree... (allegedly)

Probably closer to 60%. :( A lot of men are insecure that way.
Neesika
02-08-2008, 18:42
Probably closer to 60%. :( A lot of men are insecure that way.

Eye. Ball.
Soviestan
02-08-2008, 19:42
"Male, no, I want her to have an operation to change it." Into a penis.
Snafturi
02-08-2008, 19:46
I couldn't imagine the recovery from a surgery like that. Thankfully, I'm very happy with how things look. Even if I wasn't, I don't think I'd have surgery.
Ryadn
02-08-2008, 20:22
Unless you plan on popping out about 10 kids, it's not going to matter. Just have them sew up your episiotomy extra tight if you're really worried. Your body will change as you age, whether you have kids or not, and your body will change with each pregnancy whether you have a C-section or not.

"Guarding the tightness" sounds.....well, good luck with that. :rolleyes:

You've got to wonder what she's saving it for. Are there prizes in the afterlife for tightest vagina?
Ryadn
02-08-2008, 20:26
What difference could that possibly make? "oh sweetie, I want to feel like I'm better in bed, let me poke your cervix! I know it hurts, but I don't care!"

Seriously. >_< I know some women really care about length, but after a minimum (I mean, c'mon, no 3" penises) that's really not where it's at. Men are so funny.
Dempublicents1
02-08-2008, 20:50
true, not much that I would think of as plausible for a large dick... *shivers*

Dr. Ruth says there are ways to work with it. But the woman basically has to be in control so she can relax and control how deep, fast, etc.
Neesika
02-08-2008, 20:51
I can see how some people would want surgery to tuck it a little. Especially those with 'outie's'.
I think I would consider being re-tightened after having children. Actually, I'm wondering if I can order a c-section, because i'm a little paranoid about the tightness factor. Back in the BC days (before Christ) when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness. I do my pelvic floor exercises everyday. So the thought of a baby head wrecking me down there is scary!
I already know i have issues...

This post makes me sad.

I also can find absolutel no perspective to try on that would cause any of it to make sense.
Neesika
02-08-2008, 20:53
sometimes the size differential is so great that it makes sex painful.

not a good reason to get a divorce but an excellent reason to drop a boyfriend.

Ukrainian men.

*nods*

Sorry, but it's just not worth trying to be 'gentle' all the time. Sometimes bigger is really not better.
Belkaros
02-08-2008, 21:35
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

Thank you. Thank you so much.
Lackadaisical2
02-08-2008, 21:58
Dr. Ruth says there are ways to work with it. But the woman basically has to be in control so she can relax and control how deep, fast, etc.

well I since the topic was surgery, I was thinking along those lines. Good to know if I ever have that problem.
Celtlund II
02-08-2008, 22:33
Here is a designer vagina but it should have a smile instead of a frown. :)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080731/i/r1704889763.jpg?x=213&y=345&sig=zar8dCVT4J3qqECWgrva3w--

(source) http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/080731/ids_photos_en/r1704889763.jpg
Grave_n_idle
02-08-2008, 22:58
Probably closer to 60%. :( A lot of men are insecure that way.

Neesika got it. So to speak.

It's a play on words. But - while Neesika is hungover, I started later, and am still working towards that goal.

If you still don't get it tomorrow, I'll explain... :)
Alexandrian Ptolemais
02-08-2008, 23:49
That's not how it works.

Most girls have no interest in you being an inch longer than you were. At all. I'm afraid you're stuck with personality, a sense of humour and confidence.

It depends; I have anecdotely heard that many women that have experienced larger sized members are not likely to go back to men with smaller sized members - certainly I am of the view that there is somewhat of a desire among women for larger members. Of course, it may not be the case in your neck of the woods Grave_n_idle.
Tri-State Pentoria
02-08-2008, 23:53
I want them to add teeth. Otherwise, I'll stay as I am.


Like so? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_Dentata)
Der Teutoniker
03-08-2008, 00:00
snip

I am satisfied in every way with my wife... and thats my attempt at answering the question, and avoiding personal lewdity, lol.
Grave_n_idle
03-08-2008, 00:36
It depends; I have anecdotely heard that many women that have experienced larger sized members are not likely to go back to men with smaller sized members - certainly I am of the view that there is somewhat of a desire among women for larger members. Of course, it may not be the case in your neck of the woods Grave_n_idle.

My 'neck of the woods' spans the globe. Well, kinda. Without wishing to reduce them to statistics, women generally prefer things like a good (or considerate, not necessarily the same thing) lover, and a host of other physical or non-physical attributes, above sheer size.

If you're the guy that 'gets her there', she's not going to care if you're an inch under the average, or over it.

To be honest, the general consensus of opinion has seemed to be that women have a certain size 'in mind' (so to speak) which isn't necessarily 'big', but which hits the right spot or spots. But that could just be me.
Piu alla vita
03-08-2008, 00:52
This post makes me sad.

I also can find absolutel no perspective to try on that would cause any of it to make sense.

Penis size wasn't the only reason I would break up with a person.
And I thought it would make perfect sense, seeing as you usually take the stance, 'Its a woman's body, she can do what she wants with it'. The size i'm talking about was very above average.
And its my right if I don't want to have a baby's arm thrust up my vagina.

Why is it that women can care about breast enlargements, and tummy tucks etc and thats socially acceptable? But talk about re-mod the vagina...and its stepping over a line? People even have their anus' bleached so it won't look too dark.

Sex for me, actually feels better when I'm tight. So if I'm 'saving' it for anyone, its for myself.
Ashmoria
03-08-2008, 03:05
Penis size wasn't the only reason I would break up with a person.
And I thought it would make perfect sense, seeing as you usually take the stance, 'Its a woman's body, she can do what she wants with it'. The size i'm talking about was very above average.
And its my right if I don't want to have a baby's arm thrust up my vagina.

Why is it that women can care about breast enlargements, and tummy tucks etc and thats socially acceptable? But talk about re-mod the vagina...and its stepping over a line? People even have their anus' bleached so it won't look too dark.

Sex for me, actually feels better when I'm tight. So if I'm 'saving' it for anyone, its for myself.
of course a woman should be free to do whatever makes her happy with her body. sometimes its stupid but thats her business eh?

who the hell runs with a crowd that cares about the tint of your anus??
Dempublicents1
03-08-2008, 03:34
It depends; I have anecdotely heard that many women that have experienced larger sized members are not likely to go back to men with smaller sized members - certainly I am of the view that there is somewhat of a desire among women for larger members. Of course, it may not be the case in your neck of the woods Grave_n_idle.

"Larger size" and "longer" are not necessarily the same thing, even if a woman does look for larger men.
Anti-Social Darwinism
03-08-2008, 04:43
It depends; I have anecdotely heard that many women that have experienced larger sized members are not likely to go back to men with smaller sized members - certainly I am of the view that there is somewhat of a desire among women for larger members. Of course, it may not be the case in your neck of the woods Grave_n_idle.

You would have, anecdotally, heard wrong. I speak from experience. Bigger is not universally better.
The Plutonian Empire
03-08-2008, 05:08
I can see how some people would want surgery to tuck it a little. Especially those with 'outie's'.
I think I would consider being re-tightened after having children. Actually, I'm wondering if I can order a c-section, because i'm a little paranoid about the tightness factor. Back in the BC days (before Christ) when i was having sex. I would break up with a bf if he was too big...because I am guarding the tightness. I do my pelvic floor exercises everyday. So the thought of a baby head wrecking me down there is scary!
I already know i have issues...
Penis size wasn't the only reason I would break up with a person.
And I thought it would make perfect sense, seeing as you usually take the stance, 'Its a woman's body, she can do what she wants with it'. The size i'm talking about was very above average.
And its my right if I don't want to have a baby's arm thrust up my vagina.

Why is it that women can care about breast enlargements, and tummy tucks etc and thats socially acceptable? But talk about re-mod the vagina...and its stepping over a line? People even have their anus' bleached so it won't look too dark.

Sex for me, actually feels better when I'm tight. So if I'm 'saving' it for anyone, its for myself.
I don't know if you or anyone else already know this, so I'll just go on ahead and say it:

I have heard that a good way to tighten a vagina without surgery is to exercise the muscles in your vagina by urinating, and stop peeing in the middle of it.

I heard it on Dr. Phil, so feel free to criticize me if this info is wrong.
Dakini
03-08-2008, 05:17
It depends; I have anecdotely heard that many women that have experienced larger sized members are not likely to go back to men with smaller sized members - certainly I am of the view that there is somewhat of a desire among women for larger members. Of course, it may not be the case in your neck of the woods Grave_n_idle.
I don't date a guy because of his equipment. I date him because I like him... in the personality sense.
Self-sacrifice
03-08-2008, 05:59
its not the size that counts its how you use it ;D
Ryadn
03-08-2008, 06:03
who the hell runs with a crowd that cares about the tint of your anus??

I think I hurt myself laughing.
Ryadn
03-08-2008, 06:08
"Larger size" and "longer" are not necessarily the same thing, even if a woman does look for larger men.

You would have, anecdotally, heard wrong. I speak from experience. Bigger is not universally better.

Agreed and agreed. Men are far more penis-obsessed than most women could ever be. They're fixated on length, and that's so not where it's at. Once you're past a reasonable minimum, it's all kind of more of the same.

And as for "preserving tightness"... maybe I'm just a freak of nature, but my ex was very, uhh, substantial in girth, and after five years with him, if we didn't have sex for a week I'd almost swear I was a virgin again. The vagina IS meant to be elastic, after all--someday some of us will have to fit a baby through there. Shudder.
1010102
03-08-2008, 11:20
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

*Waits for it to snow so I can catch snowflakes on my tounge*
Neu Leonstein
03-08-2008, 11:33
Men are far more penis-obsessed than most women could ever be.
In a documentary I once watched about that issue a guy got a bunch of random women off the street and got them to mold their perfect penis out of some clay.

Turned out that all of those were longer and thicker than average (most of the women had no idea what average was, by the way). So it's not like there is no basis at all for men to feel somewhat insecure. It's really just like the whole idea of women feeling under pressure to have certain physical attributes that aren't necessarily realistic, except that penises are more intimate and the true...extent of the matter doesn't come out until you've really put yourself out there.

In a healthy relationship or with a confident individual it's not a big deal, but if those aren't given, some degree of anxiety is at least understandable if not rational.
Callisdrun
03-08-2008, 13:07
Bah! Vaginas are like snowflakes; no two of them are alike.

Remember that the next time it snows. :)

Yes. I like my ladyfriend's vulva just the way it is. It's as beautiful as the rest of her.
Avriia
03-08-2008, 13:25
personally, no im not particularly happy with the way i look there (or anywhere else), but than again im extremely self conscious
however i would not under any circumstance get an operation to change it, id prefer being slightly below average in the way i look to reduced sensitivity
that being said i still fully intend to get electrolysis some day, of course, that isnt surgery and is just a byproduct of laziness and personal preference
Lunatic Goofballs
03-08-2008, 13:26
Yes. I like my ladyfriend's vulva just the way it is. It's as beautiful as the rest of her.

Does it have crumple zones?


...or is that Volvo? Hmm... Might be both.
Da Collective
03-08-2008, 13:48
... A hole is a hole. Its like any other body part on the inside. Unless you feel like making it big enough that I can see what my 10k went towards, I am not really that interested. (And at that point I doubt any man would be big enough for her...)

On top of that... you could do so much more good than than with 10k. Maybe... I dunno take out a loan on something that has potential future growth? Like spend it to contract cancer?
Celtlund II
03-08-2008, 16:54
People even have their anus' bleached so it won't look too dark.

WTF :confused: You are serious? Bleaching the anus so it "won't look to dark?" Why would anyone want to do that?
Grave_n_idle
03-08-2008, 17:07
In a documentary I once watched about that issue a guy got a bunch of random women off the street and got them to mold their perfect penis out of some clay.

Turned out that all of those were longer and thicker than average (most of the women had no idea what average was, by the way).


Not having seen it, I'd guess that the documentary had women sculpting the thing in isolation - no body for proportion.

That's nothing to do with 'what they want', that's just the way our brains work. Blindfold yourself, and have someone put a little bit of something like chocolate in your mouth, and try to work out how much there is - you'll massively over-estimate. Details in isolation.


So it's not like there is no basis at all for men to feel somewhat insecure. It's really just like the whole idea of women feeling under pressure to have certain physical attributes that aren't necessarily realistic,


Except women tend to feel especially insecure about 'details' that affect their entire body image.

I've seen employers hire based on breast size - I've never met anyone hired based on the size of their todger. (Well, that guy in "Boogie Nights" might have been... but I intended to refer to 'normal' jobs.)
Damor
03-08-2008, 17:23
WTF :confused: You are serious? Bleaching the anus so it "won't look to dark?" Why would anyone want to do that?Because they (want to) star in porno movies? (Or just want to look like they do because they lack a sense of reality and think it's what they should conform to.)
Ashmoria
03-08-2008, 17:32
its porn prejudiced against women with dark tints?
Dalmatia Cisalpina
03-08-2008, 21:18
Mine's good by me. Honestly, even shaving there makes me nervous, there are no sharp metal objects going near that.
Callisdrun
03-08-2008, 22:30
Does it have crumple zones?


...or is that Volvo? Hmm... Might be both.

Not very much crumple going on. Though I don't think she'd like me to divulge the visual details of her genitalia.
Lackadaisical2
03-08-2008, 23:23
Not very much crumple going on. Though I don't think she'd like me to divulge the visual details of her genitalia.

but isn't that what the internet is really all about? hmm?
Grave_n_idle
03-08-2008, 23:28
but isn't that what the internet is really all about? hmm?

Callisdrun's ladyfriend's vagina?

Opinions differ...
Lackadaisical2
03-08-2008, 23:29
Callisdrun's ladyfriend's vagina?

Opinions differ...

is there some horrible secret about it I wouldn't want to know?
Grave_n_idle
03-08-2008, 23:30
is there some horrible secret about it I wouldn't want to know?

Yes.

:eek:
Ryadn
03-08-2008, 23:32
Mine's good by me. Honestly, even shaving there makes me nervous, there are no sharp metal objects going near that.

Amen, lady. No sharp metal objects, and no freaking burning hot wax! If anyone ever gets either of those near my vag it'll be because I've stolen national secrets and they're trying to torture them out of me (and I will give them up in an instant).
Grave_n_idle
03-08-2008, 23:34
Amen, lady. No sharp metal objects, and no freaking burning hot wax! If anyone ever gets either of those near my vag it'll be because I've stolen national secrets and they're trying to torture them out of me (and I will give them up in an instant).

So vanilla... :)
Ashmoria
03-08-2008, 23:53
So vanilla... :)
i would no more put up with a man who wanted to drop hot wax on my intimate parts than i would put up with a man who insisted that they need reshaping.
Ryadn
03-08-2008, 23:58
So vanilla... :)

Stripping the hair off of places it's meant to be isn't adventurous, it's conformist and not a little self-loathing.
Ryadn
03-08-2008, 23:59
i would no more put up with a man who wanted to drop hot wax on my intimate parts than i would put up with a man who insisted that they need reshaping.

Or a man who dictated what kind of clothes you could wear. My body, my rules. You don't like it, don't worry, you won't be invited in!
Ashmoria
04-08-2008, 00:02
exactly.
Callisdrun
04-08-2008, 00:03
Amen, lady. No sharp metal objects, and no freaking burning hot wax! If anyone ever gets either of those near my vag it'll be because I've stolen national secrets and they're trying to torture them out of me (and I will give them up in an instant).

Hair removal down there always seemed like a rather dicey and potentially painful business that, being unnecessary, would be best to avoid. An injury in the genitals could detract significantly from one's physical and emotional well-being.
Dempublicents1
04-08-2008, 00:13
Stripping the hair off of places it's meant to be isn't adventurous, it's conformist and not a little self-loathing.

So are you equally opposed to hair removal on the legs, under the arms, and on the face?


Hair removal down there always seemed like a rather dicey and potentially painful business that, being unnecessary, would be best to avoid. An injury in the genitals could detract significantly from one's physical and emotional well-being.

But too much of it can either show (depending on what type of bathing suit you wear) or make certain sexual activities less appealing.

It's all about balance. =)
Callisdrun
04-08-2008, 00:24
So are you equally opposed to hair removal on the legs, under the arms, and on the face?]
No. I don't think I'm alone in understanding if people are more reluctant to put sharp objects near their genitalia than near their face, legs or armpits. As for hot wax, I wouldn't put that on my face either.

I'm not opposed to hair removal on the genitals. I don't really like the way it looks, but whatever if people want to do it. I just can totally understand how Ryadn doesn't particularly want razor blades or hot wax near her genitalia. I wouldn't either.

[quote]But too much of it can either show (depending on what type of bathing suit you wear) or make certain sexual activities less appealing.

It's all about balance. =)

For the bathing suit issue, yeah, that could be difficult. I don't find it hinders the certain sexual activities I am guessing you speak of.
Dempublicents1
04-08-2008, 00:29
No. I don't think I'm alone in understanding if people are more reluctant to put sharp objects near their genitalia than near their face, legs or armpits. As for hot wax, I wouldn't put that on my face either.

I'm not opposed to hair removal on the genitals. I don't really like the way it looks, but whatever if people want to do it. I just can totally understand how Ryadn doesn't particularly want razor blades or hot wax near her genitalia. I wouldn't either.

I was referring more the Ryadn's comment on this - that removal of hair from places it is supposed to be is a sign of self-loathing. I see it more as a personal preference thing.

For the bathing suit issue, yeah, that could be difficult. I don't find it hinders the certain sexual activities I am guessing you speak of.

I don't really know if it does from the point of view of my partner, but I tend to prefer a little trim every now and then so it doesn't get in the way.

Again, it's probably a personal preference thing.
Lerkistan
04-08-2008, 00:37
Stripping the hair off of places it's meant to be isn't adventurous, it's conformist and not a little self-loathing.

Or it's a compromise to a partner who doesn't like hair in his mouth...