NationStates Jolt Archive


They should make a Food Patch

RhynoD
01-08-2008, 19:52
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395841,00.html

At least heroine gives you stuff to look at.
Wilgrove
01-08-2008, 20:40
462-Pound Teen Eats 13,000 Calories a Day

GOOD NIGHT! :eek:
Conserative Morality
01-08-2008, 20:50
Wow... *Thanks the Lord for his lack of dangerous addictions*

Also, What is this "food" of which you speak?
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
01-08-2008, 21:02
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395841,00.html

At least heroine gives you stuff to look at.

Heroin isn't a hallucinogen.

That's one fat kid, though. Overeating on that scale has to be something distinct in the brain from the sort that affects the average person (now that the average person is overweight).
Trans Fatty Acids
01-08-2008, 21:05
Poor kid. I hope the camp helps her fix her brain.
Partybus
01-08-2008, 21:07
Actually, heroin addiction would really help with the weight problem, start the crack suplimentary diet at the same time, and watch the pounds just fly off ;)
Intangelon
01-08-2008, 21:09
Actually, heroin addiction would really help with the weight problem, start the crack suplimentary diet at the same time, and watch the pounds just fly off ;)

Add cigarettes, FTW. I mean, as long as we're substituting vices and picking ones that are catabolic instead of anabolic.
Lackadaisical1
01-08-2008, 21:14
wow... thats almost a week's worth of food for me. How the hell... well I couldn't afford that anyway.
Partybus
01-08-2008, 21:20
Add cigarettes, FTW. I mean, as long as we're substituting vices and picking ones that are catabolic instead of anabolic.

Thanks, I forgot about the appetite suppressing goodness of tobacco...
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
01-08-2008, 21:22
wow... thats almost a week's worth of food for me. How the hell... well I couldn't afford that anyway.

Hadn't even thought of that. Unless you're eating nothing but Hostess products, 13,000 calories/day would cost you some real money. :confused:
Partybus
01-08-2008, 21:23
Add cigarettes, FTW. I mean, as long as we're substituting vices and picking ones that are catabolic instead of anabolic.

Also, what do the letters FTW stand for in cyber-speak? I have only seen this anagram under a tattoo of a Playboy Bunny symbol, and there it stood for "Fuck The Wabbit":D...This was a self-medicating sociopathic aquantance of mine...
RhynoD
01-08-2008, 21:29
Also, what do the letters FTW stand for in cyber-speak? I have only seen this anagram under a tattoo of a Playboy Bunny symbol, and there it stood for "Fuck The Wabbit":D...This was a self-medicating sociopathic aquantance of mine...

For the win.

ZOMGWTFLOLBBQSTFUN00B!
Partybus
01-08-2008, 21:45
=RhynoD;13888201]For the win.

Ah, that makes sense...Thanks...


ZOMGWTFLOLBBQSTFUN00B!

I think...
Vetalia
01-08-2008, 22:06
Maybe it's time to sue the fast food companies for this and put taxes on junk food. :rolleyes: We'll see how people feel when they're paying $7 for a Big Mac...might make them less likely to punish people like me with even more cigarette taxes. Not to mention a combination of lighting up and some magical white powder will make those pounds fly off.