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Hello, nationstates

I am, as most of you know, a committed white nationalist and racially aware aryan. As a result, I naturally have a very tiny penis. Actually, the causality may be reversed on that, I don't know, but that isn't the point of this thread.

The point is, I have a very small male organ, and I think I've figured out how to compensate for that.

I've decided to buy a luxury car. Now, being an Aryan, I'm naturally inclined toward Axis cars, like BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura, and had my funds permitted, Italian sports cars.

I'm thinking of a Mercedes, specifically the CLK500. However, a friend of mine mentioned that Mercedes are not as well regarded overseas as they are in america, at least not as "luxury" cars. His claim was that they are essentially the Chevy of Germany. Workhorses, but not a status symbol.

So, my question, non-Americans of nationstates:

How are Mercedes regarded overseas, in terms of performance, style, status, reliability, and so forth?

Have you considered reverse psychology? If you buy a Mercedes, people are going to assume(and correctly) that you are compensating for a small penis. So perhaps you should go in the opposite direction and purchase a vehicle that someone with a large penis would buy.

Have you considered reverse psychology? If you buy a Mercedes, people are going to assume(and correctly) that you are compensating for a small penis. So perhaps you should go in the opposite direction and purchase a vehicle that someone with a large penis would buy.

A purple 1982 Brougham?

A purple 1982 Brougham?

Do you have any idea how many clowns a car that size could fit?!? :eek:

Do you have any idea how many clowns a car that size could fit?!? :eek:

LG, it would be a lot easier for me to like you if you would quit humping my wife.

I'd take it to moderation, but Frisbee says they don't want to be put in the position of solving real world problems.

I've kept looking, and I'm starting to like the CLK55 AMG, used of course.

very well regarded over here, limpdick

very well regarded over here, limpdick

Its not limp! Its just tiny.

At times, its quite turgid, in fact. Where is "over here"? The European Union covers a lot of ground, yeah?

When you say "well regarded", does that extend to mechanical endurance, reliability, etc?

Mercedes are extremely popular here (Brazil) amongst the 'more money than intelligence' group, and with the 'my original name was German, but I had to change it in 1945' set.

Also popular, for unexplained reasons, with Jewish medics.

As to quality - they used to be well built, but now are more thought of as showy rather than good. So great as compensation for a small penis.

LG, it would be a lot easier for me to like you if you would quit humping my wife.

It was one time!

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Well, actually, it was several times, but it was one session!

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I'll stop talking now.

Well the primates (are they people? i didnt believe people could bend their necks like that) around here that use their noses as the first point to line up with the reticule on the front of the car love them.

Except the stationwagons...

Hello, nationstates

I am, as most of you know, a committed white nationalist and racially aware aryan. As a result, I naturally have a very tiny penis. Actually, the causality may be reversed on that, I don't know, but that isn't the point of this thread.

The point is, I have a very small male organ, and I think I've figured out how to compensate for that.

I've decided to buy a luxury car. Now, being an Aryan, I'm naturally inclined toward Axis cars, like BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura, and had my funds permitted, Italian sports cars.

I'm thinking of a Mercedes, specifically the CLK500. However, a friend of mine mentioned that Mercedes are not as well regarded overseas as they are in america, at least not as "luxury" cars. His claim was that they are essentially the Chevy of Germany. Workhorses, but not a status symbol.

So, my question, non-Americans of nationstates:

How are Mercedes regarded overseas, in terms of performance, style, status, reliability, and so forth?
my condolences for your equipment.

i thought that mercedes have been the car of choice for communist politboro members, brutal dictators and elderly rich men for decades. surely the fall of the soviet union and the capitalization of china hasnt changed that. (that ted koppel documentary on china said that the BUICK is the car of choice for chinese millionaires)

maybe a top of the line volkswagen instead?

Boring Troll. :wink:

We Communists are much better then you Nazi Socialist wussies.

I've decided to buy a luxury car. Now, being an Aryan, I'm naturally inclined toward Axis cars, like BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura, and had my funds permitted, Italian sports cars.


Fie! A true nationalist Aryan would buy a Beetle Volkswagen, and be proud of the marvel of economy engineering, with it's cramped but spacious interiors and thoroughbred put-put of an engine!

Have you considered reverse psychology? If you buy a Mercedes, people are going to assume(and correctly) that you are compensating for a small penis. So perhaps you should go in the opposite direction and purchase a vehicle that someone with a large penis would buy.
I've always said, if horsepower and flashiness is in disproportion to one's penis size, I would like people to consider that I drive a 46hp VW Bus...

Hello, ladies.

The vehicle you get should be efficient. Where it's from matters not. You're looking at the superficial elements. You want to consider km/L (M/g). The safety features (how well does it rate in crash testing? Does it come with extra features to ensure safety?).

Who gives a rat's ass about brand?

I've always said, if horsepower and flashiness is in disproportion to one's penis size, I would like people to consider that I drive a 46hp VW Bus...

Hello, ladies.

I've always considered the VW bus to be very flashy, in that it grabs a lot of attention.

Hello, micropenised foul racist. In a rather rough answer to your question, Mercs aren't at chevy level - especially not the CLK series - but they aren't the epitome of style and comfort they once were. I've always had a soft spot for M-series beamers, though everybody on the road will think you're a bit of a ****. Beamers are great for balance and build quality, at least. Of course, if you want something ultra-stylish that may suffer slightly from duff electronics and dodgy build quality, get an Alpha Romeo. It doesn't really matter that much either way though, because at least all of the cars mentioned will negotiate those bits of the road that aren't dead straight.

Course, if I was going to get any German or Italian car, there is only one choice. I doubt you'd like the cost though...

Course, if I was going to get any German or Italian car, there is only one choice. I doubt you'd like the cost though...Bugatti Veyron? :p

my condolences for your equipment.

i thought that mercedes have been the car of choice for communist politboro members, brutal dictators and elderly rich men for decades. surely the fall of the soviet union and the capitalization of china hasnt changed that. (that ted koppel documentary on china said that the BUICK is the car of choice for chinese millionaires)

maybe a top of the line volkswagen instead?

I like the Phaeton, I think that's the flagship VW.

As for Buicks, I'd love a 72 Riviera Gran Sport, but I'm not mechanic enough to restore or maintain one.

Fie! A true nationalist Aryan would buy a Beetle Volkswagen, and be proud of the marvel of economy engineering, with it's cramped but spacious interiors and thoroughbred put-put of an engine!

Hm, thats two votes for the VW...maybe the GTI? Fast, I'm told, but again, I need something ameloriate my shrunken package...

The vehicle you get should be efficient. Where it's from matters not. You're looking at the superficial elements. You want to consider km/L (M/g). The safety features (how well does it rate in crash testing? Does it come with extra features to ensure safety?).

Who gives a rat's ass about brand?

People with little wangs.

Hello, micropenised foul racist. In a rather rough answer to your question, Mercs aren't at chevy level - especially not the CLK series - but they aren't the epitome of style and comfort they once were. I've always had a soft spot for M-series beamers, though everybody on the road will think you're a bit of a ****. Beamers are great for balance and build quality, at least. Of course, if you want something ultra-stylish that may suffer slightly from duff electronics and dodgy build quality, get an Alpha Romeo. It doesn't really matter that much either way though, because at least all of the cars mentioned will negotiate those bits of the road that aren't dead straight.

Course, if I was going to get any German or Italian car, there is only one choice. I doubt you'd like the cost though...

Alpha Romeo's would definitely be unique in my area, but repair and parts might be prohibitive.

Beamers are a good suggestion. I imagine everybody on the road already thinks I'm a **** because I have a bumpersticker that says "I break for Jews, so I can yell at them for controlling the global economy".

Hm, M series. Gonna go look at that. Thanks, you're a mensch.

You may want to consider a Lada Niva. A brilliant car, really.

Prove your superiority by building your own car from scratch.

Prove your superiority by building your own car from scratch.

I tried, but as a committed white nationalist, I can't use Jewish science.

Damn Siegfried Marcus....

Its a real pain...do you now how much physics was pioneered by those wiley Hebrews?

You may want to consider a Lada Niva. A brilliant car, really.

Wow, its like a rooski Jeep...be cool for camping.

I tried, but as a committed white nationalist, I can't use Jewish science.

Damn Siegfried Marcus....

Its a real pain...do you now how much physics was pioneered by those wiley Hebrews?

But you're using the INTERNET, a product of science! I'm pretty sure that quite a few applications that are integrated in your computer's operating system and your preferred browser have been coded by people who may very well be Jewish. Using your own logic, you shouldn't be here. Hell, you should have died horribly because of allergic reactions!

I tried, but as a committed white nationalist, I can't use Jewish science.

Damn Siegfried Marcus....

Its a real pain...do you now how much physics was pioneered by those wiley Hebrews?

I guess you'll have to re-invent a lot of metallurgy and such.

And never go to a hospital again!

Hm, thats two votes for the VW...maybe the GTI? Fast, I'm told, but again, I need something ameloriate my shrunken package...

True Aryan socialists do not compensate minuscule penile issues with luxury cars! They do it by conquering Poland from the cupola of a Tiger tank! Where is your Vaterland spirit?

I've always had a fondness for the Lotus Elan. Probably because I lost my virginity, not in one, but in conjunction with a ride I took in one.

A yellow 1970 Vespa Super Sport 180.

I got a nice '76 Chevette for sale! See, in my opinion, if you buy a car that's SMALLER than your organ, it will automatically make it look larger. Maybe settle for a Kia, that way, no one will question the size of your penus because they'll be too busy making fun of your car to take notice of your other faulty equipment!

Hello, nationstates

I am, as most of you know, a committed white nationalist and racially aware aryan. As a result, I naturally have a very tiny penis. Actually, the causality may be reversed on that, I don't know, but that isn't the point of this thread.

The point is, I have a very small male organ, and I think I've figured out how to compensate for that.

I've decided to buy a luxury car. Now, being an Aryan, I'm naturally inclined toward Axis cars, like BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura, and had my funds permitted, Italian sports cars.

I'm thinking of a Mercedes, specifically the CLK500. However, a friend of mine mentioned that Mercedes are not as well regarded overseas as they are in america, at least not as "luxury" cars. His claim was that they are essentially the Chevy of Germany. Workhorses, but not a status symbol.

So, my question, non-Americans of nationstates:

How are Mercedes regarded overseas, in terms of performance, style, status, reliability, and so forth?Naturally the small-penised nature of this OP caught my attention, and i wanted to drop in and give kudos for your lavatorial-oriented moderation post the other day.

I've always had a fondness for the Lotus Elan. Probably because I lost my virginity, not in one, but in conjunction with a ride I took in one.Sitting in the middle ... stick shift? No, not in one. M'kay, you hit a big bump and flew out, landing on a nearby see-saw?

I've always said, if horsepower and flashiness is in disproportion to one's penis size, I would like people to consider that I drive a 46hp VW Bus...

Hello, ladies.

That's using the ol' noodle!

...so to speak. :p

True Aryan socialists do not compensate minuscule penile issues with luxury cars! They do it by conquering Poland from the cupola of a Tiger tank! Where is your Vaterland spirit?

So, me and my Aryan Skinhead gang challenged this polish guy to a fight...

We lost, but it was a truly valorous battle!

We would have been victorious if he hadn't resorted to hitting us with his oxygen tank.

I've always had a fondness for the Lotus Elan. Probably because I lost my virginity, not in one, but in conjunction with a ride I took in one.

The Elise is more my price range, but I need something with four doors and good crash ratings, for a baby seat, because my wife is carrying Lunatic Goofballs child.

But you're using the INTERNET, a product of science! I'm pretty sure that quite a few applications that are integrated in your computer's operating system and your preferred browser have been coded by people who may very well be Jewish. Using your own logic, you shouldn't be here. Hell, you should have died horribly because of allergic reactions!

I know, its a challenge.

The other day I tried to write a paper on proposed tort reform without citing anything from a Jewish lawyer.

Its slow going.

Naturally the small-penised nature of this OP caught my attention, and i wanted to drop in and give kudos for your lavatorial-oriented moderation post the other day.

When I get permabanned, I'm betting it will be something I say in moderation.

You know what they say: All things in moderation.

Don't forget, one lucky BMW purchaser will end up with a trunk of stolen Jew gold!

You know what they say: All things in moderation.*They* not being Wilde, Nero, Caligula, Ruffy, Zilam, and Hedonismbot, of course.

The Elise is more my price range, but I need something with four doors and good crash ratings, for a baby seat, because my wife is carrying Lunatic Goofballs child.

Maybe he could sell you his clown car.

True Aryan socialists do not compensate minuscule penile issues with luxury cars! They do it by conquering Poland from the cupola of a Tiger tank!

Sigh. Another US citizen confusing socialism with nazism. And yes, nazism is short for national socialism, but that doesn't mean that it is even remotely equivalent with normal socialism. Following that propagandistic logic, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, more commonly known as North Korea, would be as democratic as the North American nations or the European Union, right?

And Poland wasn't defeated in 1939 with the help of Tiger tanks. That would simply have been impossible, since the PzKpfw VI Tiger was introduced no sooner than 1942. Get your facts straight!

buy a lada!sure,it will break down every 25 kilometres and be
really slow but you will handle it!Buy the east-neigbors car.for exsample this one:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada_Riva

Sigh. Another US citizen confusing socialism with nazism. And yes, nazism is short for national socialism, but that doesn't mean that it is even remotely equivalent with normal socialism. Following that propagandistic logic, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, more commonly known as North Korea, would be as democratic as the North American nations or the European Union, right?

And Poland wasn't defeated in 1939 with the help of Tiger tanks. That would simply have been impossible, since the PzKpfw VI Tiger was introduced no sooner than 1942. Get your facts straight!

Shush, don't spoil the fun. A Tiger tank is iconic, not like the embarrassment that was the Panzerkampfwagen II. The rest of it is moot if you paid attention to the Op post. I'm quite aware of the difference.

Also, I'm not a US citizen.

Shush, don't spoil the fun. A Tiger tank is iconic, not like the embarrassment that was the Panzerkampfwagen II.

yeah,but couldn't you put Panzer IV,which was taken to service 1939.

Hello, nationstates

I am, as most of you know, a committed white nationalist and racially aware aryan. As a result, I naturally have a very tiny penis. Actually, the causality may be reversed on that, I don't know, but that isn't the point of this thread.

The point is, I have a very small male organ, and I think I've figured out how to compensate for that.

I've decided to buy a luxury car. Now, being an Aryan, I'm naturally inclined toward Axis cars, like BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura, and had my funds permitted, Italian sports cars.

I'm thinking of a Mercedes, specifically the CLK500. However, a friend of mine mentioned that Mercedes are not as well regarded overseas as they are in america, at least not as "luxury" cars. His claim was that they are essentially the Chevy of Germany. Workhorses, but not a status symbol.

So, my question, non-Americans of nationstates:

How are Mercedes regarded overseas, in terms of performance, style, status, reliability, and so forth?

I refer to them as Kraut Kars.

Buy something cool like a Cobra or a Charger.

Sorry, but foreigners ain't got shit on honest to God American muscle cars.

Sorry, but foreigners ain't got shit on honest to God American muscle cars.

how about the Bugatti Veyron or the Koenigsegg?i myself prefer european cars than american cars.

Sitting in the middle ... stick shift? No, not in one. M'kay, you hit a big bump and flew out, landing on a nearby see-saw?

There was actually a guy driving. I don't know about most women, but the combination of a 6'2" tall man who looks somewhat like James Coburn did when he was young and who drives a Lotus Elan is sort of an aphrodisiac.

There was actually a guy driving. I don't know about most women, but the combination of a 6'2" tall man who looks somewhat like James Coburn did when he was young and who drives a Lotus Elan is sort of an aphrodisiac.
*ponders*
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I guess it was the lighting or something, since my imagination isn't being flattering in that regard.