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Random post in vain attempt to stave of boredom - King of the Hill

Belschaft
26-07-2008, 21:51
I, obvioulsy, am bored. Who fancy's a game of King of Hill?

(Move's entire army to a few kilometres of strategically worthless land)
Call to power
26-07-2008, 22:13
I hate that show, I mean is it supposed to be funny or something? :mad:
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 22:15
What show? This is King of the Hill, the one place were Godmodding is not only allowed, but engouraged.
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 22:18
Oh right, the cartoon. Yeah that sucks.
Call to power
26-07-2008, 22:23
What show? This is King of the Hill, the one place were Godmodding is not only allowed, but engouraged.

this is the general forum :wink:

your in our world now mwuhuhahaha (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY)
Agamaggan
26-07-2008, 22:24
So is this game gonna start or is it just going to be a discussion about some cartoon?
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 22:25
Hardly. King of the Hill is a simple game played by bored people on Forum's world wide. All you have to do is take the Hill from the other guy in whatever stupid and Godmodding way you can.
Agamaggan
26-07-2008, 22:25
You want to start Belschaft?
Agamaggan
26-07-2008, 22:28
He left, guess I'll start then.

I use some marines to capture the hill, then set up a defensive perimeter.
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 22:37
My Airforce, having seen my entire army killed by some Marines, bombs Agamaggan to dust, before landing one paratrooper to raise my Flag.

I own the Hill!
Galloism
26-07-2008, 22:40
*drops a nuke and destroys the hill*
Agamaggan
26-07-2008, 22:45
I then use chronosphere technology (Command and Conquer FTW) to go back in time and stop Gall from dropping the nuke, I then proceed to deploy a SEAL to take out your paratrooper, then use a squadron of F/A-18F Super Hornets to defend my reclaimed hill.
Sleepy Bugs
26-07-2008, 22:49
Ah-yup. Uh-huh.

*drinks another beer*
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 22:51
In response I suround the hill with Snipers, inexpliclably wearing Urban Cammo in the countryside and start shooting at your SEAL.
South Lizasauria
26-07-2008, 22:56
I, obvioulsy, am bored. Who fancy's a game of King of Hill?

(Move's entire army to a few kilometres of strategically worthless land)

There are plenty of RPs open in II.
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 23:01
And I am involved in several. Now either attack the hill or get the hell out of my thread.
Lord Tothe
26-07-2008, 23:02
*attacks Belschaft with RYNO and wipes out his entire army with one volley*
South Lizasauria
26-07-2008, 23:05
And I am involved in several. Now either attack the hill or get the hell out of my thread.

Okay. :D

*uses orbital calldowns to wipe everything in the vicinity out then sends an army of terran marines and medics to plant the South Lizasaurian flag on the hill*

WIN!
Belschaft
26-07-2008, 23:07
Using my still inatct airforce I ram the South Lizasauria weapons/ships in space, before ramming the hill itself. The planes ramming the hill carefully shape themselves into the Belschaft Flag.
Haughtainia
26-07-2008, 23:29
Sends in some Saiyan mercenaries!

They kill everyone. Take the hill for themselves AND... no Haughtainian flags are raised.

Hmm... bugger.

Looks like the hill belongs to Planet Vegeta now...
Sleepy Bugs
26-07-2008, 23:33
Set up a pommes frites stand and a tacos de buche stand on the hill, and kill all interlopers with delicious coronary artery disease.
Call to power
27-07-2008, 00:16
There are plenty of RPs open in II.

shhh we need to do some recruiting

*litters thread with gay generalite porn*

Set up a pommes frites stand and a tacos de buche stand on the hill, and kill all interlopers with delicious coronary artery disease.

*sends in CTP's elite vegan commandos*
Articoa
27-07-2008, 00:33
Uses the Death Star to blow up the planet that has the hill.

MWUHAHAHAHA!!! Now no one has the hill!
AB Again
27-07-2008, 00:48
Godmods hill back into existence, but gets it wrong, - there are now more than 5 billion hills scattered around the possible realms. Everyone wins.
Maineiacs
27-07-2008, 00:59
Launches entire 5,000,000,000 warhead nuclear arsenal which destroys everyone's cities and all millitary installations.
Chumblywumbly
27-07-2008, 01:05
Launches entire 5,000,000,000 warhead nuclear arsenal which destroys everyone's cities and all millitary installations.
Nyaaa nyaaa!

I've got a forcefield which protects me from nuclear bombs.... times infinity!!!



On a more serious note, the show King of the Hill is rockin, possibly my favourite US animated show, and I am bitterly disappointed this thread is discussing neither the cartoon, nor propane and propane accessories.
Partybus
27-07-2008, 01:10
Sprays fine mist of pure liquid LSD on all combatants...Doesn't take hill, hunkers down for a hour, and observes the festivities from afar:p
Belschaft
27-07-2008, 01:19
Stumbles around believing I can fly due to the LSD - but guess what: This is NS and I CAN FLY! Flies above everyone else making them jelous and lands on the biggests hill, before O'Ding.
Lord Tothe
27-07-2008, 01:26
*is grateful for gas mask*

Uses Black Mage's Hadoken spell to wipe out all hills except the one I'm on and waste all life within 10,000,000 miles. Bring it!

*casts physical attack and magic attack barriers*
Articoa
27-07-2008, 01:35
Godmods the very rules to say Articoa wins and gets the hill.
Ardchoille
27-07-2008, 01:45
*closes thread, frowns direfully at OP and summons imps to torment all who posted in this thread*

If you wanna RP, however insanely, we have forums for it. Go there.