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Lets say a miracle happens and you get complete god powers. The catch? You can only use 'em once. What would you do?

I'll post my answer later. :tongue:

Give myself permanent God powers over an alternate universe.:wink:

Destroy the sun

Divide by zero.

Turn everyone that works at Fox News gay.

make yummy food.

Kill God.

Kill God.

Wouldn't that be killing yourself?

Get myself some sex-slaves.

Create a time loop every 6 hours so I can use my powers over and over until I tire of it, then end the loop with my god powers.

Create a time loop every 6 hours so I can use my powers over and over until I tire of it, then end the loop with my god powers.

You're so screwed if you create the time loop and then when you go back, you don't have god powers. One quarter of a groundhog day.

Divide by zero.

But that would create a quantum singularity and destroy everything :eek:

Put a gigantic strobe light on the moon that's pointed towards the earth at all times.

But that would create a quantum singularity and destroy everything :eek:

Thus ruining everyone else's use of their God powers :)

You're so screwed if you create the time loop and then when you go back, you don't have god powers. One quarter of a groundhog day.

It would be before I got god powers, so I would get them again.

i would end the experiment that is earth, take all souls to heaven and let the real god deal with the mess.

i would end the experiment that is earth, take all souls to heaven and let the real god deal with the mess.

Kill em all and let God sort them out?

I would make my Belle Hades puppet nation a real planet complete with space aliens.

i would end the experiment that is earth, take all souls to heaven and let the real god deal with the mess.

That's strange, I thought I was the only person that thought the earth was an experiment:eek:

Give God his God powers back.:hail:

Give God his God powers back.:hail:

But you are god. Why give yourself god powers?

Terraform Mars. Exactly how the bible stated it.

That's strange, I thought I was the only person that thought the earth was an experiment:eek:
the other alternative is to put this god guy up for negligent homicide charges for his shoddy workmanship.

its gotta be an experimental model, it doesnt work well enough to be the finished product.

Wouldn't that be killing yourself?

I don't know, you've confused me now..

the other alternative is to put this god guy up for negligent homicide charges for his shoddy workmanship.

its gotta be an experimental model, it doesnt work well enough to be the finished product.

This is the beta test.

the other alternative is to put this god guy up for negligent homicide charges for his shoddy workmanship.

its gotta be an experimental model, it doesnt work well enough to be the finished product.

Humanity is still in alpha at best.

Something involving boobies, I think.

in b4 bird

nap time to become a universal human right just like it is in China :wink:

This is the beta test.

I hear its full of bugs

Lets say a miracle happens and you get complete god powers. The catch? You can only use 'em once. What would you do?

I'll post my answer later. :tongue:

use my powers to change the rules and make sure I have these powers forever.

After that...THE WORLD...IS MINE!!! *Laughs Maniacally*

Ultimately, I would make myself omnipotent.

But if absolutely constrained to the format of the OP...

I would give laughter(genuine laughter) vast regenerative and disease-curing powers. Laughter would reverse the aging process, heal wounds and burns, cure cancer, blindness and paralysis and even regenerate lost organs.

Turn everyone that works at Fox News gay.

I think he was asking what you would change.

Ultimately, I would make myself omnipotent.

But if absolutely constrained to the format of the OP...

I would give laughter(genuine laughter) vast regenerative and disease-curing powers. Laughter would reverse the aging process, heal wounds and burns, cure cancer, blindness and paralysis and even regenerate lost organs.

so if they have a condition where it hurts to laugh...

reminds me of a D&D 2nd Edition magical weapon I was researching... the Hammer of Healing.

"I got 3 hit points left... I need a heal!"
*cleric hefts hammer and whacks fighter with it*
DM: Roll for damage... then roll for healing.
*rolls 6 then 4.*
"shit..." :p

Turn everyone that works at Fox News gay.Too late. It's the ultimate satire front, you know.

Why give yourself god powers?Vote Republican!

I'm fed up of superpowers making boring blunders.

I'll make my own superpower country and make hilarious blunders instead.

regenerate lost organs.I can think of one organ inspecific that will likely be injured on a regular basis, and would probably be greatly appreciated to grow again and again and again.
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Destroy the sun
http://www.deboekenplank.nl/naslag/aut/c/img/clarke_a_3001_1998_1.jpg
There's plenty to go around. Do you mean Sol?

I can think of one organ inspecific that will likely be injured on a regular basis, and would probably be greatly appreciated to grow again and again and again.
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I already have that power. :cool:

I already have that power. :cool:
And mud is the salve, no doubt. Little bit o'gravel.

so if they have a condition where it hurts to laugh...

reminds me of a D&D 2nd Edition magical weapon I was researching... the Hammer of Healing.

"I got 3 hit points left... I need a heal!"
*cleric hefts hammer and whacks fighter with it*
DM: Roll for damage... then roll for healing.
*rolls 6 then 4.*
"shit..." :p

I see potential here...

Kill myself supernaturally.

Turn Geroge Bush into a monkey butler and have him seve me Mohitos for the rest of time.

Turn Geroge Bush into a monkey butler and have him seve me Mohitos for the rest of time.

Isn't there already a picture of that, or at least half of it?

I see potential here...

Kick to the Groin of Healing?

Kick to the Groin of Healing?
You know, t'is true. If he doesn't have regular, repeated and/or aggrevated damage to the groin, it won't grow any new cells, and eventually will atrophy, decay, wither down to a mere Napoleon-like twig and fall off at the first slight breeze.

You know, t'is true. If he doesn't have regular, repeated and/or aggrevated damage to the groin, it won't grow any new cells, and eventually will atrophy, decay, wither down to a mere Napoleon-like twig and fall off at the first slight breeze.

This makes sense on many many levels.

I would give myself a time machine.

And mud is the salve, no doubt. Little bit o'gravel.

It's a well known fact that mud has healing properties. *nod*

You know, t'is true. If he doesn't have regular, repeated and/or aggrevated damage to the groin, it won't grow any new cells, and eventually will atrophy, decay, wither down to a mere Napoleon-like twig and fall off at the first slight breeze.

:eek:

You have doomed me to a hell of indecision. :(

You have doomed me to a hell of indecision. :(And, as a god, i myself would bereave you of that indecision, in one way or another. :)

This makes sense on many many levels.Oh, yeah!
9 out of 10 doctors recommend ....

And, as a god, i myself would bereave you of that indecision, in one way or another. :)

My true curse has always been that I find getting struck in the groin as hilarious when it is me as when it is anybody else. It just takes me longer to catch my breath.

I suppose I don't dare stop laughing now. :(

I suppose I don't dare stop laughing now. :(
This reminds me ... see the new Batman flick yet?

This reminds me ... see the new Batman flick yet?

Yep. I took notes. :)

Turn Geroge Bush into a monkey butler and have him seve me Mohitos for the rest of time.

If I had godly powers, I certainly wouldn't use them to turn myself into Dick Cheney... but to each his own, I guess.

Yaeh but I could keep him in a box and make up stupid games like Monkey Geroge Bush giant catapult launch game, or get it drunk and laugh at him.

Yaeh but I could keep him in a box and make up stupid games like Monkey Geroge Bush giant catapult launch game, or get it drunk and laugh at him.

Cheney does that too;

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1126036,00.jpg

http://www.newslose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/george_bush.jpg

The pics wern't quite as epic as i was hoping. Actually they got no LOL's at all.


I was kinda hoping they looked more like this -

http://simondonohue.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/statue-of-liberty-spanking-george-bush.jpg

Give a bunch of people god powers and let them duke it out for control of the multiverse.

make it so i shat gold nuggets

make it so i shat gold nuggets

That would be increadably painfull. I once got bored and thought what would it be like too stuff something up my ass and then.......


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An army of mutant pig slave-chefs who make me bacon sarnies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_sandwich) all day long.

Erase all forms of pollution, global warming and all environmental problems along with adding an endless supply of water for all life.

That would be increadably painfull. I once got bored and thought what would it be like too stuff something up my ass and then.......


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ewwwwwwwwww.... :tongue:

maybe really small nugs would be ok. take a couple of dumps in the sink and i'll be rich! ;)

Lets say a miracle happens and you get complete god powers. The catch? You can only use 'em once. What would you do?

I'll post my answer later. :tongue:

Grant every sentient being in the universe much higher consciousness and a much greater ability to emphasize, sympathize, and generally be able to be compassionate towards other sentient beings, thus fostering in universal peace. (Oh, and add in some sort of universal ability to communicate too.)

Assuming that using the power to gain myself an infinite use of such power is impossible, I would probably not use it until a time where I really needed it, probably to avoid death or to save someone from dying. I am very certain that I, or most of us, will end up in a situation where we will regret wasting this power stupidly.

I will not risk using it on the time loop scenario because of a self restoration paradox. If the loop does not restore me back into a earlier time, I won't regain the power upon returning to the loop. If it does, my mind would also be restore, losing all memory that this isn't the first time, and without this knowledge I will continue burn my power to the infinite loop over and over again.

Cheney does that too;

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1126036,00.jpg

http://www.newslose.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/george_bush.jpg
I'm certainly convinced, as i usually am when you post a pic of anything ... especially if there's a sheep in it.
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Make Fass straight.

Yep. I took notes. :)On makeup techniques?

That would be increadably painfull. I once got bored and thought what would it be like too stuff something up my ass and then.......


Goes and hides in corner, hoping no one notices the postIs this the monkey-and-the-cue-ball anecdote?

Make Fass straight.That's just about the irresistible force/immovable object right there. Perhaps you should try something more humane, like making him appreciably correct in an argument setting.
Or even easier, a sense of humour that more people can relate to.

Is this the monkey-and-the-cue-ball anecdote?

No, it was a bouncy ball.

Lower the world's sea levels by one metre. Just to see what happens.

Apart from the Aral Sea, which I'd restore to 1950s levels after warning people about it first so they didn't drown etc.

Erase all forms of pollution, global warming and all environmental problems along with adding an endless supply of water for all life.

All life everywhere, even on other worlds?

No, it was a bouncy ball.You know, i'm *enduring* pregnancy classes w/wifey right now, and it's hard for me to envision anything other than a pilate ball.
http://www.pilates-professional.com/images/Pilates_ball.JPG

All life everywhere, even on other worlds?

Mind= Blown

You are deeeeeeeep, man. :hail:

Nah, it wasn't that big. Just about half the size of a fist.

Jerk Gods The Best

Nah, it wasn't that big. Just about half the size of a fist.
Hand/racquetball, then?

Jerk Gods The Best

Ritlina? *bouncy bouncy*
A stroke, perhaps?

Lets say a miracle happens and you get complete god powers. The catch? You can only use 'em once. What would you do?

I would rule the whole universe with an iron fist! :hail: No one could oppose me! :D

Mind= Blown

You are deeeeeeeep, man. :hail:Erm ... m'kay. I was reading something about HSP's in SciAm just recently and that post made me think of instances of hydrophobes, and how not everyone would benefit greatly from the ubiquity of water, but i'm hardpressed to give layperson examples.

I guess the best thing I could do would be to end poverty, all over the world, no questions asked, with no negative consequences.
I don't know how that would work, but if I'm a god, I imagine I could figure something out.

I would rule the whole universe with an iron fist! :hail: No one could oppose me! :DExcept other gods, like Lunatic Golfballs, for example.
Hope you have a strong, strong crotch.

I think I would find my true love. Take pleasure in the simple things of life, ruling everything seems to be a bit tiresome to me. Plus, according to the movies, big fix its always seem to have unintended consequences. ;)

Erm ... m'kay.

You're welcome. :p

On makeup techniques?

Among other things. :p

I, or most of us, will end up in a situation where we will regret wasting this power stupidly.And, in that, there is hope for us yet. :)

Allow my self to speak 10 languages perfectly.

I'd extinguish all life everywhere and then eat the profits from the greatest mugging evar. Mmmm...money.

get moar radioactive troutz!!!!!

grant myself self-designed immortality

Without God-like wisdom, I would simply remove my own powers to get rid of the chance that I would misuse them, either through corruption of power or simply not seeing the consequences of my actions.

With God-like wisdom, I can't really say, because I would have knowledge and judgement I cannot even imagine under present circumstances.

What is god-like wisdom anyway? Would not doing anything be a "god-wise" action?

Create a "Death Star" complete with my own evil army and take over the world. Mwahahaha!