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Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?

I have no flaws.

Superiority complex.

I also have a bigger penis that all of you.

I can't speel gewd.

I have no flaws.

And you're humble about it.

I'm honest, I have principles I stick to, and I'm not very tolerant of violent, ignorant and/or offensive viewpoints or the people who express them.

I also have a bigger penis that all of you.

That's a FLAW? :confused:

Wait, are you supposed to be female?

Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?

There aren't enough pages in the world to list all my flaws. Though the fact that I think like that is probably down to low self-esteem, which is itself one of my major flaws. Woo! Though low self-esteem often suggests unjustified lack of confidence, in my case its thoroughly justified. Ugly, shy, and afraid of causing offence to the extent of appearing as if I have no interest in other people and no personality whatsoever. And yet I hate having no friends and being alone. So thats generally going quite well :p

In terms of the whole NSG thing, my weakness is that I am genuinely upset by the whole "fuck the poor, whatever the social consequences we must focus solely on increasing GDP" attitude of some right-wing people here, yet I hate arguing against people who are patronising and treat other people like they know nothing about anything, which I frequently find that these posters do. The reason my post count is so low is because every time I come back on here, despite setting off intending to be nice, I get in a vicious argument with someone and find myself getting upset and copying their unpleasant and aggressive style of deabte, as it seems to be the only way things are done here. After the argument is finished, I tend to have hated the experience so much that I stay away for weeks or sometimes months at a time.

That's a FLAW? :confused:

Wait, are you supposed to be female?

Well it stretchs the elastic in my socks. I don't want grit in the end. :salute:

My one flaw is that I am too awesome.

I'm lazy, I have no self-esteem, and I'm a whiner.

I'm dead.

Misanthropic, I procrastinate.

I'm too generous to other races.

Why, just yesterday I gave a 7% tip to a Negro waitress at a local restaurant .

I guess my appendix would be a weakness and lavender makes my skin itch

I am also easily fooled when drunk

Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?

Lemme see: I tend to be obsessive about things, I go through phases, I don't believe in myself, I worry too much, I give up easily, I don't handle rejection well, I have no self esteem....I think that's it.

Lemme see: I tend to be obsessive about things, I go through phases, I don't believe in myself, I worry too much, I give up easily, I don't handle rejection well, I have the self esteem of a cockroach....I think that's it.

*flips you on your back so you can't get up*

I have a lisp and I'm easily intimidated socially.

Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?

I always tend to sound eviler and nastier than I really am. Been that way since 4th grade to now.

*flips you on your back so you can't get up*

I don't mean I am a cockroach, jeez.

My one flaw is that I am too awesome.

and modest too!

I am fatally flawed.

I have very little motivation to do much of anything.

I'm too generous to other races.

Why, just yesterday I gave a 7% tip to a Negro waitress at a local restaurant .

When did this "look at me, I can be racist! It's funny!" shit start becoming so popular on NSG? Grow up.

I'm lazy, I have no self-esteem

I procrastinate.

I don't believe in myself, I worry too much, I give up easily

I have very little motivation to do much of anything.



^ those plus I'm severely depressed too often and very flatulent at the moment

oh and I have a terrible memory

I have a difficult time taking anything seriously unless health or well being are at stake.

I know. Shocking revelation. :p

I also have unusually large testicles that attract all manner of impact by limbs and projectiles. :(

I also have unusually large testicles

It takes big balls to admit that.

It takes big balls to admit that.

True, true. *nod*

I also have unusually large testicles that attract all manner of impact by limbs and projectiles. :(

As long as they don't get caught up in some sort of motor/engine system. Cos that could drive ya' nuts.

As long as they don't get caught up in some sort of motor/engine system. Cos that could drive ya' nuts.

I've been struck with a golf club a couple times. :(

I am a spineless twerp who avoids all conflict if possible.

I am a spineless twerp who avoids all conflict if possible.

*tackles you*

I tend to be arrogant about my own knowledge and sometimes make up stuff on the spot to appear like I know what I'm talking about.

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I'm also bad at maths...

I am too naive and trusting

i've Been Struck With A Golf Club A Couple Times. :(

Foooore!

I've been struck with a golf club a couple times. :(

Yeh, I assumed that would happen. Its fairly normal. Par for the course, really.

I believe that all humanies hav ze tasty bruans.

I'm always right, which gets tiresome.

lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy... grumpy, judgemental, cynical, angry, wimpy, lack of self control, always late (no sense of time), impatient.

not good things really... thankfully my plus points just about outweigh the bad things, cos people still seem to like me http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/Smilies%20and%20animated%20stuff/1129.gif

When did this "look at me, I can be racist! It's funny!" shit start becoming so popular on NSG? Grow up.

Aww, look at the cute little Liberal! Spewing equality and tolerance for all!

I'm too generous to other races.

Why, just yesterday I gave a 7% tip to a Negro waitress at a local restaurant .

:rolleyes: ruffy... :rolleyes:
you know the help should only get 5% tops. she'll be richer than you soon if you keep throwing it away like that

:rolleyes: ruffy... :rolleyes:
you know the help should only get 5% tops. she'll be richer than you soon if you keep throwing it away like that

Oh my god, I know.

I think she drugged my sparkling water, you know how their kind do that a lot..

I'm insecure and nervous a lot. And sometimes a little paranoid.

1. I am a selfish, egotistical, all-powerful "dictator" from the planet Krypton
2. The yellow sun in this solar system gives me unlimited powers
3. I require all of my slaves on planet Houston to kneel before me, and kill any and all who defy me

Yeh, I assumed that would happen. Its fairly normal. Par for the course, really.

Ba-dum tish!

My self-esteem is pretty low and I'm lazy. That's a pretty horrible combination right there.

My self-esteem is pretty low and I'm lazy. That's a pretty horrible combination right there.

I'm too generous to other races.

Why, just yesterday I gave a 7% tip to a Negro waitress at a local restaurant .

My God, I only tip if they've got proven Aryan ancestry going back six generations. As I always say, although only in the company of those sharing the rich traditions of our great nation, if they can't serve in the SS, they deserve no largesse! If we start giving them money, they will conjure strange ideas that threaten the very underpinnings of our civilization and I think you know what that means!

I bet you have wild, unseemly Slavic blood in your veins, mongrel.

I bet you have wild, unseemly Slavic blood in your veins, mongrel.

More likely Mongoloid or Asiatic Jewish blood I suspect.:salute:

I'm obstinately stubborn. Stubbornly obstinate. Whichever.

I'm a cranky, opinionated old fart. I don't like young puppy communists who parrot their professors instead of thinking for themselves, I don't like religious fundamentalists of any stripe. I get really cranky with arrogant Eurocentrics who throw their purported superiority like it's a talisman. I enjoy sitting in my rocking chair, sucking my gums and hitting young 'uns with my cane.

When Sun Ce (of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Dynasty Warriors, Destiny of an Emperor, etc.) was my age, he had been dead for three years.

I'm a cranky, opinionated old fart. I don't like young puppy communists who parrot their professors instead of thinking for themselves

Or maybe you fail to realize that no ideas are original or individual. Maybe you should give up the crankiness and engage in a little self-criticism?

My two biggest flaws are probably my laziness and my gluttony.

When Sun Ce (of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Dynasty Warriors, Destiny of an Emperor, etc.) was my age, he had been dead for three years.

I weep for your lost youth.

I'm lazy and addicted to benzos.

Somewhat low-self esteem
Easily discouraged
TERRIBLE luck with the ladies
Takes awhile before I'm bothered to do something
Lower-class
I have no driver's license and I'm 17
Ditto with a car of my own

I'm Spartacus.

I dare say my biggest flaw is that i have nothing better to do at 1 AM then to list my flaws on forums.

Asides from that, my only other flaw is that I'm human, and therefore have a human nature. I say all flaws flow forthward from that.

I'm a misanthropic egocentric nihilist.

Or maybe you fail to realize that no ideas are original or individual. Maybe you should give up the crankiness and engage in a little self-criticism?

Analyse the ideas. Just because they aren't original or individual doesn't mean they're workable. The dictatorship of the proletariat doesn't work. Marx was an idealist, but he greatly misunderstood human nature, including the nature of people who don't like the idea of everything they've worked for being socialized.

And I'll stay cranky, thank you. Although, perhaps, it would be amusing to listen to you and your professors engage in a little self-criticism, instead of arrogantly criticising everyone else..

A bit of fat in key points.

I suppose I can be a wee bit too introspective.

Marx was an idealist, but he greatly misunderstood human nature…

I'm surprised you bothered with the conjunction.

I'm stoned.

And probably still smarter.

I find it hard to understand other people's feelings.

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Spartacus.

I don't have time to go to the gym so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.

...I mean I quote Anchorman too much.

I'm really humble. So humble. More humble than all of you combined together. In fact, I am probably the most humble person on this forum--no--this whole websi--No! The wo--NO! THE UNIVERSE! I AM MORE HUMBLE THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE PUT TOGETHER! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! FEAR MY HUMBLENESS!!!

^_^ But I don't like to brag. Being more humble than yall and all...:)

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Batman.

I'm a misanthropic egocentric nihilist.

Oh dear, a Nietzsche fanboy... Not that he's unimpressive; anybody who's last meaningful acts included hugging a horse, and ordering the German emperor to go to Rome to be shot, has a certain je ne sais quoi



My greatest flaw is not being bothered to finish anything I st

I'm stoned.

And probably still smarter.
Awesome. Work needs to seriously pick up so I can buy weed again...:( Seriously, I wasn't even able to buy a sack for my birthday...that's just wrong...

I have no flaws.

I'm really humble. So humble. More humble than all of you combined together. In fact, I am probably the most humble person on this forum--no--this whole websi--No! The wo--NO! THE UNIVERSE! I AM MORE HUMBLE THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE PUT TOGETHER! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! FEAR MY HUMBLENESS!!!

^_^ But I don't like to brag. Being more humble than yall and all...:)
I am humble, I can recognize my flaws. My only real flaw is that I don't realize how great I really am!

(Ali, the greatest shit talker in history...)

My main flaw is that I'm just too perfect for my own good.

And I'll stay cranky, thank you. Although, perhaps, it would be amusing to listen to you and your professors engage in a little self-criticism, instead of arrogantly criticising everyone else..

No professors I've ever met think Stalin was a nice guy or China has the right to rape Tibet. Don't confuse left-wing with Andaras; his views are his alone. It's not even about communism either: Neither was Stalin a communist nor is China. They, however, called and call themselves such, in the hopes of getting support. QED.

I'm a know-it-all asshole who hates everyone and my political beliefs change with my mood. But I'm lurker so none of you know me anyway.

I have poor anger management ability, especially when I don't have any cigarettes. Me on a bad day would make Emperor Palpatine proud.

I have poor anger management ability, especially when I don't have any cigarettes. Me on a bad day would make Emperor Palpatine proud.
Running out of cigarettes is just bad planning :)

I'm a weakling with almost no self-confidence and almost no social life outside of my computer?

I'm a weakling with almost no self-confidence and almost no social life outside of my computer?

you just need to look on the bright side, maybe you don't have a social life, but really its a strength, you don't need a social life. Self confidence and strength could come to you together, start working out and doing martial arts, you'll feel better about yourself when you can kick the crap out of everyone. :gundge:


Anyway, I hate everyone, and have no empathy or sympathy for others. Mostly because I'm the best ever. (did I mention megalomania?) I'm a little forgetful too.

I'm a radioactive vampire!

Somewhat low-self esteem
Easily discouraged
TERRIBLE luck with the ladies

Ditto here to these. :(

I'm a perfectionist to the point of insantiy. I am flighty and often flaky. I have a very black/white view of most issues and struggle to see other's point of view, I get into a thought pattern where I am right and then everyone pisses me off. I'm fairly selfish and not really a good friend. I am often secretive and a loner, but every so often I need attention, lots of it, and I'll pout until I get some.

I'm an arrogant, condescending twit!


We all knew this already, but we like ya anyways... :p

Let's go from several different viewpoints.

From my mother; I'm a condescending, arrogant, dirty filthy liberal because I don't like Rush Limbaugh.

From my grandparents; I assume what they're going to say instead of waiting for them.

From what I've pieced together from NSG; I'm stubborn and refuse to see *ahem* "Facts"

How I see my flaws: Too much of a temper, a bit on the stubborn and arrogant side, unwilling to deal with idiocy rationally, and a little inattentive. A bit of a loner, and tend to see issues from a single side and in shades of grey. Nothing is ever clear or simple to me.

I'm impatient, condescending, and when online, often uncivil.

I"m racist. And an Islamophobe.

I have a small penis.

I have a small penis.

It would probably be better to say that your genitalia are streamlined...

I live in Atlanta, Georgia.

I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

Those are flaws?

What about you, folks?

I suffer fools very poorly. They suffer me worse. "Those are flaws?" In these fora they are, because they become engulfing.

Oh dear, a Nietzsche fanboy... Not that he's unimpressive; anybody who's last meaningful acts included hugging a horse, and ordering the German emperor to go to Rome to be shot, has a certain je ne sais quoi



My greatest flaw is not being bothered to finish anything I st

Not at all really. Nietzsche didn't go far enough.

I am very quick to anger and my reactions can be a little extreme (thoughts of murder).

Those are flaws?



I suffer fools very poorly. They suffer me worse. "Those are flaws?" In these fora they are, because they become engulfing.

You forgot overly modest, Fass... ;)

I'm Spartacus.

Okay.

*crucifies Khazistan* :D

I'm Spartacus.No I am Spartacus. Constantine the Great. Nero. Ivan the Impaler. Honet Abe. George Washington. And Emperor of France.

You forgot overly modest, Fass... ;)

Modesty is for people who truly know they contribute nothing.

Modesty is for people who truly know they contribute nothing.

I'm very modest. :cool:

I'm very modest. :cool:

You never tell us something we don't already know.

You never tell us something we don't already know.

There I go, being modest again. *nod*

I've been accused of conceit and denial.

I really don't buy it, though.

There I go, being modest again. *nod*

That's not modesty. That's torpidity.

That's not modesty. That's torpidity.

*doesn't have a dictionary handy*

Thanks! :fluffle:

Those are flaws?

To be sure, I don't see them as such either. :D

Not at all really. Nietzsche didn't go far enough.

Really?!

Is there another more egocentric, misanthropic (horse-hugging optional) nihilist you might look up to? :hail:

Although I suppose being an egocentric nihilist you wouldn't believe in it nor consider anyone worthy.... :rolleyes:

I procrastinate a lot. I'll tell you my other flaws later. :)

Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?

You wouldn't know an ego if it came and hit you over the head with a rock hammer...I own the fucking copywright to ego...I should change my name by deed poll to Narcissism

Im fucking BEEKER

Ask around...and next time dont come into the NSG forum proclaiming this and that...I own you...deal with it ;)

I am a Sexual deviant. Also I have dyslexia.

I am a Sexual deviant. Also I have dyslexia.

Sexydlia?
Sexdylia?
Sexydila?
Sexydali?

Grrr it's hard to come up with a sexy-sounding reading disability just by mixing up those few letters...

I admit it, I'm not quite perfect.

Sexydlia?
Sexdylia?
Sexydila?
Sexydali?
This one. :D

Grrr it's hard to come up with a sexy-sounding reading disability just by mixing up those few letters...

Sexydlia?
Sexdylia?
Sexydila?
Sexydali?

Grrr it's hard to come up with a sexy-sounding reading disability just by mixing up those few letters...

EVERY futurama fan knows the answer to that one.

Sexlexia.

You wouldn't know an ego if it came and hit you over the head with a rock hammer...I own the fucking copywright to ego...I should change my name by deed poll to Narcissism

Im fucking BEEKER

Ask around...and next time dont come into the NSG forum proclaiming this and that...I own you...deal with it ;)

Uhm...

YO MOMMA!

>.>

<.<

I'm tired...

I'm an egotistical materialistic snob.

I have no flaws.Other than a peculiarly selective memory.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13867702&postcount=76

I also have a bigger penis that all of you.
Perhaps a narrow range of experience with other posters?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13870223&postcount=114

I am fatally flawed.Heh.
Reminds me of something William S. Burroughs said in one of his audio tracks ....
I don't remember what it is verbatim, so i'll do it later.

I tend to be too diplomatic in real lifeI am surrounded by people that do not make it a BIG thing but will always find the way of least resistance

Tend to be a bit lazy with my personal life as well love being secluded and relaxing ... work like a dog at work though putting in way more work then nessisary so that is a good thing

I also have unusually large testicles that attract all manner of impact by limbs and projectiles. :(:eek:
Share a drink with me brother, we'll drown our sorrow.

I am a spineless twerp who avoids all conflict if possible.Then this will be the place where you can change all that. Plenty of posters here are actually almost nothing like their persona. :)

My self-esteem is pretty low and I'm lazy. That's a pretty horrible combination right there..... and you have a tendency to repeat yourself? :p

When Sun Ce (of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Dynasty Warriors, Destiny of an Emperor, etc.) was my age, he had been dead for three years.I fucked Tom Lehrer. He made me wear the clown mask. Here's me:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715ZY8D0ZZL.gif

Modesty is for people who truly know they contribute nothing.

That's funny. In my experience, contribution and ostentatiousness tend to be inversely proportional.

That's funny. In my experience, contribution and ostentatiousness tend to be inversely proportional.What's even funnier is the nature of the poster you quoted .... perfect posterity. :)

Okay, me? I don't cluster up multiple quotes in my responses. Some people take umbrage to it, including myself on occasion.

Okay, me? I don't cluster up multiple quotes in my responses. Some people take umbrage to it, including myself on occasion.

But where would we be without pages and pages of Straughnspam? :)

But where would we be without pages and pages of Straughnspam? :)Where, indeed?
*ponders*
You know, i was good with Nausea, when i read and identified with it, but now, i'm sorta afraid of the idea. Perhaps that's my problem - i identify too much with almost completely random people on a text-based internet forum, and have no real personality of my own.

I get stoned and say dumb things on internet forums, apparently.

I have problems keeping a hold of money despite the fact I have no difficulty in helping other people budget thier own (might be connected to the fact that I hate money).

I find it difficult to get motivated.

Once motivated I find it difficult to stop.

I'm rarely concentrating on what I want or need to be doing.

I often have the need to be the center of attention and will go to some length to get it.

Okay, here's a new one. Post your FLAWS! It's not flaming (I hope), nor is it flamebaiting (I think).

So, there you have it. I'm an arrogant, condescending, conceited twit who plays in the forum like it's a fighting game.

What about you, folks?
Congratulations. Accepting your character defects is the first step in recovery. Good luck!! :)

I have no flaws.

dammit again!

I fucked Tom Lehrer. He made me wear the clown mask. Here's me:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/715ZY8D0ZZL.gif

...is it weird that if this were true, I would be horribly jealous? :tongue:

Congratulations. Accepting your character defects is the first step in recovery. Good luck!! :)

Agreed. Will you post yours then?

Somewhat low-self esteem
Easily discouraged
TERRIBLE luck with the ladies

Who are you and why did you take my flaws? :tongue:

I allow my frustration with idiots to overcome common sense to the point that I actually tell them what I think of them.

My name is Setulan, and I am a Necropheliac.
*runs out door with shovel cackling evily to the nearest cemetary*

by the way, did you know you can spell necropheliac on the periodic table?

NeCrOPHeLiAc :tongue:

My name is Setulan, and I am a Necropheliac.
*runs out door with shovel cackling evily to the nearest cemetary*

by the way, did you know you can spell necropheliac on the periodic table?

NeCrOPHeLiAc :tongue:

Isn't the correct spelling necrophiliac? That being the case, you can't spell it on the periodic table.

(I'm also a spelling nazi, although I try hard to hide it).

Isn't the correct spelling necrophiliac? That being the case, you can't spell it on the periodic table.

(I'm also a spelling nazi, although I try hard to hide it).

damn...is it really?
=(

Isn't the correct spelling necrophiliac? That being the case, you can't spell it on the periodic table.

(I'm also a spelling nazi, although I try hard to hide it).

Solving the problem:

Ne (Neon) Cr (Chrome) O (Oxygen) P (Phosphorus) H (Hydrogen) I (Iodine) Li (Lithium) Ac (Actinium).

NeCrOPHILiAc.

Yaaaaay!

Solving the problem:

Ne (Neon) Cr (Chrome) O (Oxygen) P (Phosphorus) H (Hydrogen) I (Iodine) Li (Lithium) Ac (Actinium).

NeCrOPHILiAc.

Yaaaaay!

yaaaaaay! Necrophiliacs rejoice!

Solving the problem:

Ne (Neon) Cr (Chrome) O (Oxygen) P (Phosphorus) H (Hydrogen) I (Iodine) Li (Lithium) Ac (Actinium).

NeCrOPHILiAc.

Yaaaaay!

Another victory for science.

I intentionally pick fights with the Mod's. At least recently.