NationStates Jolt Archive


Calling All Juggalos

Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 18:42
You are cordially invited to join The Lotus Pod. Come Home, Brothers & Sisters. We await the arrival of tha' Fam.
Galloism
22-07-2008, 18:43
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot - over.
Cosmopoles
22-07-2008, 19:14
Who, these guys (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29421)?
Sleepy Bugs
22-07-2008, 19:18
Whiskey, Tango ("http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WT) - over.

This text is to satisfy the six-char minimum for the editing of the above (which doesn't qualify?).
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 19:59
Who, these guys (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29421)?

:headbang::D
New Wallonochia
22-07-2008, 20:37
I drink Faygo, does that count? Of course, I'm a Michigander so just drinking Faygo may not be enough...

Also, I did watch the JCW Vol 1 thing they did in the late 90s, which is a laugh when you're drunk.
Conserative Morality
22-07-2008, 20:41
Am I the only one not getting this?
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 20:42
I drink Faygo, does that count? Of course, I'm a Michigander so just drinking Faygo may not be enough...

Also, I did watch the JCW Vol 1 thing they did in the late 90s, which is a laugh when you're drunk.


Give "Big Money Hustlas" a watch, HILARIOUS, the "B" movie to end all "B" movies.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 20:43
Am I the only one not getting this?

Please see poll, above.
Tmutarakhan
22-07-2008, 20:45
Give "Big Money Hustlas" a watch
Don't they have enough bling? Besides, they probably wouldn't even want my watch, it's not very styling.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 20:46
:headbang:Don't they have enough bling? Besides, they probably wouldn't even want my watch, it's not very styling.

:headbang:
...that's gonna start to leave a red mark, pretty soon.
New Wallonochia
22-07-2008, 21:07
Am I the only one not getting this?

Let me help you out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:11
Let me help you out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo

Wish I'd thought to link that, thanx!:) I appreciate that.
Conserative Morality
22-07-2008, 21:13
Let me help you out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo

Blech.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:15
:upyours:Blech.:upyours:
Rambhutan
22-07-2008, 21:16
I came across the juggalo page on wikipedia a while back - I always assumed it was a joke that would be removed. Surely the ICP are just a novelty act?
Conserative Morality
22-07-2008, 21:20
:upyours::upyours:

*Plays moar Wolfmother and Black Sabbath*
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:26
*Plays moar Wolfmother and Black Sabbath*

Those also rock, and if you like them, give Wolfpac a listen.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:27
I came across the juggalo page on wikipedia a while back - I always assumed it was a joke that would be removed. Surely the ICP are just a novelty act?

Novel, yes. Novelty, no.
Rambhutan
22-07-2008, 21:30
Novel, yes. Novelty, no.

Aren't they just a Kiss tribute act?
Conserative Morality
22-07-2008, 21:30
Those also rock, and if you like them, give Wolfpac a listen.

Already have. Also blech.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:31
Aren't they just a Kiss tribute act?

Decidedly not.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:35
Already have. Also blech.

Then give Motown Rage a shot, "Ready For War" kicks much ass.
Ifreann
22-07-2008, 21:41
Aren't they just a Kiss tribute act?

Don't you realise, they're hardcore? You can tell by the face paint.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-07-2008, 21:45
So how many of you thought of me when you read 'insane clown posse'?

Show of hands please.
Free Bikers
22-07-2008, 21:52
:rolleyes:Don't you realise, they're hardcore? You can tell by the face paint.:rolleyes:
Ifreann
22-07-2008, 21:55
So how many of you thought of me when you read 'insane clown posse'?

Show of hands please.

*puts on a show of hands*
It's like some kind of minimalist puppet show.
Gun Manufacturers
22-07-2008, 21:59
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9251/worthlessqi7.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
22-07-2008, 22:01
*puts on a show of hands*
It's like some kind of minimalist puppet show.

If you think that's minimalist, then clearly you've never seen 'Puppetry of the Penis'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
Ifreann
22-07-2008, 22:03
If you think that's minimalist, then clearly you've never seen 'Puppetry of the Penis'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis

I have and it is awesome.
Cosmopoles
22-07-2008, 22:45
I'd take the hardcore ninja killa suburban white kids a bit more seriously if their chemical of choice wasn't some cheap soft drink. Whatever happened to heroin?
Sarkhaan
22-07-2008, 22:52
MSI/Left Rights
Trans Fatty Acids
22-07-2008, 22:59
Surely the ICP are just a novelty act?

Yes and no. There's a small but dedicated group of people who saw GWAR and said "this is exactly what I want, but without the subtext or irony." The experiment succeeded to the point where it's not a novelty anymore.
Knights of Liberty
22-07-2008, 23:00
Im 110% sure Juggalos arent people.


And I highly resent and disagree with calling anyone on Psychopathic records an "artist". A joke, sure. An abomination? Go ahead. But an artist? Please. Real musicians are artists. Not those morons.


EDIT: Im actually suprised there is a "Juggalo" on the internet. Partly because Im suprised one can afford a computer to put in his trailer, but mostly because being on the web would take away from time spent smoking cheap weed and drinking Fago.
Trans Fatty Acids
22-07-2008, 23:06
EDIT: Im actually suprised there is a "Juggalo" on the internet. Partly because Im suprised one can afford a computer to put in his trailer, but mostly because being on the web would take away from time spent smoking cheap weed and drinking Fago.

Well, all of the Juggalos I've ever met were still living with their parents, and the great thing about the intertubes is that you can type one-handed, leaving the other free for joints/Faygo/being in your pocket/whatever. So it's not so surprising. (This is why the interwebs are so great for democracy -- they give voice to the otherwise voiceless, whether we want it to or not.)
Third Spanish States
22-07-2008, 23:07
Take your own conclusions:

http://supertalk.superfuture.com/showthread.php?p=1069003
Sumamba Buwhan
22-07-2008, 23:11
The only posse I'll be friends with is the Porn Clown Posse

Funny story involving them.

I was going to a party at a suite at the Venetian (after party for the AVN). I saw this big group of clowns ahead of us (15 maybe) and I said "I wanna go where they are going". One turned around and summoned me to follow. We all stop at an elevator and it opens up. They all CRAM in and hold the door open for us. The guard standing there says something about how the elevator might not be able to handle it but they pretty much pull us in with them. We are packed in there and going up to one of the top floors and I can't help but think that for some that might be a nightmare experience. I enjoyed it personally.

They actually happened to be going to the same party as me. I was wondering what the hell they were doing at an after party thrown by some of the promoters of the AVN but then I found out they did clown porn.

They were putting on a pretty good show at the party. I don't think I could have sex with clowns but I'd be willing to try now.
Free Bikers
29-07-2008, 03:10
Funny, I'm fairly sure that I've been pretty respectful to most people here, And I'm DEFINITELY sure I didn't ask a bunch of ignorant assholes to shit all over my invite, which, BTW, was meant for Juggalos, not trolls.
Free Bikers
29-07-2008, 03:13
:headbang:

:headbang:
...that's gonna start to leave a red mark, pretty soon.

...TOLD myself so.
Hurdegaryp
29-07-2008, 18:59
I'm not down with the clown. Killing Joke is more my kind of music
Free Bikers
04-08-2008, 03:37
-I step one-two, across the creaky floor,
spill some fuckin' blood and I'm out the back door.
-take a 'lil sip; it;s fingernails & piecies of skin.
-all part of my ritual of goat milk mixed with gin.
stir it together, gulp it down; my eyes roll back!
I'm chasing that dragon, but it feels more like a hatchet attack!
I'm peeking through windows, pickin' out the next clueless one.
My fingers dig into her throat; WHAT HAVE I DONE??!
Gun Manufacturers
04-08-2008, 04:00
-I step one-two, across the creaky floor,
spill some fuckin' blood and I'm out the back door.
-take a 'lil sip; it;s fingernails & piecies of skin.
-all part of my ritual of goat milk mixed with gin.
stir it together, gulp it down; my eyes roll back!
I'm chasing that dragon, but it feels more like a hatchet attack!
I'm peeking through windows, pickin' out the next clueless one.
My fingers dig into her throat; WHAT HAVE I DONE??!

Is that some of ICPs "lyrics"? Because if so, I really don't understand their appeal.
Callisdrun
04-08-2008, 04:20
Oh god. How I hate ICP and their moronic fanboys.
Yootopia
04-08-2008, 10:56
Your favourite band is shite.
Ardchoille
04-08-2008, 11:38
Funny, I'm fairly sure that I've been pretty respectful to most people here, And I'm DEFINITELY sure I didn't ask a bunch of ignorant assholes to shit all over my invite, which, BTW, was meant for Juggalos, not trolls.

It's possible they're being a little less amiable than usual because this thread started with a region advert, and those don't go in General. General polices its turf.

It's also possible they'll be even less amiable now you've called them "a bunch of ignorant assholes". Keep your cool. I gather from your postcount that you haven't ventured much on the forums despite your join date, so I'm treating you as a newcomer, and offering a friendly warning.

It may even be possible they're dissing, not you, but your opinions. Disagreeing with another poster's opinions is allowed, even encouraged, provided it's done fairly politely and with some counter-argument.

Personal attacks, however, aren't. This looks like one to me, KoL:

EDIT: Im actually suprised there is a "Juggalo" on the internet. Partly because Im suprised one can afford a computer to put in his trailer, but mostly because being on the web would take away from time spent smoking cheap weed and drinking Fago.

Does this look like a "cut it out" to you?
Free Bikers
04-08-2008, 20:55
It's possible they're being a little less amiable than usual because this thread started with a region advert, and those don't go in General. General polices its turf.

-I hereby apologise for putting this post in "general", if you wish to delete it, I really don't see what I could do to stop it. Act as you see fit.

It's also possible they'll be even less amiable now you've called them "a bunch of ignorant assholes". Keep your cool. I gather from your postcount that you haven't ventured much on the forums despite your join date, so I'm treating you as a newcomer, and offering a friendly warning.

-This came AFTER the hateful/flaming comments. Once again; sorry.

It may even be possible they're dissing, not you, but your opinions. Disagreeing with another poster's opinions is allowed, even encouraged, provided it's done fairly politely and with some counter-argument.


-disagreement with my opinions doesn't bother me, but why go out of the way to express distain for anothers likes/lifestyle (those here who decided to steer this course already KNOW who you are)

Personal attacks, however, aren't. This looks like one to me, KoL:



Does this look like a "cut it out" to you?

There's more than just the one, actually, but I'm willing to overlook it if they'll just go elsewhere to spread their misery.